The Fluffy Master Doesn't Want to Do This Anymore

[The whole story is complete. The entire novel costs only 3.9 yuan. Please don’t read pirated copies =3=] Ai Chiyu was a short-legged orange cat in the world of immortal cultivation. He found a disciple with extraordinary natural talent and knew with a quick calculation that the boy would achieve great things one day. After twenty years together, Ai Chiyu had passed on every last bit of his meager cultivation skills. He couldn’t come up with a single new technique! With tears in his eyes, he could only tell his disciple, “You foolish boy, our destiny together has run its course. Goodbye.” His disciple begged and pleaded, but was still cruelly abandoned. Heartbroken, he took up the Ruthless Path and achieved great success a century later. When they met again, Ai Chiyu was still getting by, while his former disciple had become the exalted Dao Lord Xuantan. The man’s eyes were cold and weary of the world. “Has your new disciple been taking poor care of you?” Just look how thin his Master had become. He clearly hadn’t eaten in at least seven and a half minutes. They said Dao Lord Xuantan had become a human weapon who could slaughter demons without blinking. Remembering the past, Ai Chiyu trembled with fear, forced himself to stay calm, and pretended he wasn’t the cat who had caused all this trouble. In Xuantan’s eyes: He still despises me. From then on, the colder and more aloof Dao Lord Xuantan was by day, the more desperately he thought of his Master by night, the young man who had treated him so kindly at his lowest point. Why had he abandoned him? If he said he was disrespectful, he could change. If he said there was something wrong with him here or there, he could change that too. His former disciple’s words jolted the cat out of his daydream. Ai Chiyu thought, That’s right! I’ll find a new disciple with mediocre aptitude to take care of me! Master and disciple can both slack off! Just as Ai Chiyu was happily holding a disciple selection ceremony, the doors to the great hall were kicked open. His former disciple strode in with a sword, his killing intent overwhelming. Ai Chiyu: He’s here, he’s here! He’s here to take the head off my chubby orange cat body! Dao Lord Xuantan, his face frosty: You want a new disciple? Fine, but only if you step over my corpse. How terrifying! The dried fish in Ai Chiyu’s arms fell straight to the ground in fright. A goofy, heartwarming, adorable story, with an unconventional homebody take on immortal cultivation. Comparable in style to the Japanese light novel I’m Young, and I Already Have a Cat. Blurb posted on June 21, 2022. - Coming soon: Peach Blossom Token. It’ll be released this year, so please add it to your favorites in advance QAQ Blurb: The year Lin Zikui passed the provincial examination, his father arranged an excellent marriage for him. The girl’s family had moved to the capital. Three years later, his father passed away. Lin Zikui went to the capital to sit the examinations, remembered the engagement, and took the marriage contract with him to find his betrothed. She was nothing like he had imagined. She was taller than him, more handsome, broader in the shoulders, and even had bigger feet. Lin Zikui said tactfully, “If you’re unwilling, my Lin family won’t force you. We can call off the engagement. I’ll tear up the marriage contract, and you can find yourself a good match.” The other person looked him up and down. “I’m not unwilling.” Lin Zikui: “...All right, then.” On their wedding night, Lin Zikui finally realized something was wrong. “Wait, why are you a man, my wife?” “I’ve always been a man.” With that, his “wife” rolled over and pinned him beneath him. Later, Lin Zikui passed the palace examination and became a tribute scholar. On the day of the final imperial examination, the young ruler sat on the dragon throne, with the powerful Regent beside him. Lin Zikui didn’t dare look directly at the emperor, but the Regent’s cough sounded extremely familiar. He couldn’t help raising his head. A familiar figure appeared in his blurry vision. He was so frightened that he trembled and couldn’t answer a single question, then fainted on the spot. The Regent summoned the imperial physician. “Once he wakes up, send him to my residence.” P.S. The protagonist is nearsighted in this historical setting. Years of studying by candlelight have left him severely nearsighted. He can only make out someone in front of him as a blurry outline. [They say Li Bai was nearsighted.] Theme: Those who share kindness know each other as friends; those who share their hearts know each other intimately.