To Find a Wife, I Arrested Every Cat in the World

(Complete. If you enjoy cat stories, please add my other novel, My Wife Was So Hungry She Ate the App!, to your reading list.)

Blurb

Lin Guixing played a pet-raising game, but after he stopped logging in, the cat he was raising died. The next day, he woke up as that very cat, in a bare-bones home with nothing at all.

Lin Guixing tried begging the cats from the game for help, but they ignored him completely.

After an entire day, Lin Guixing was nearly starving to death!

Luckily, he finally met a cat who paid attention to him. The cat was called Xiao Wang, and he had come from the Meow Star Clan into the game. He was a cat himself.

This cat was controlled by a player and had plenty to eat and drink.

Lin Guixing was human, an Earthling. In the past, he would never have believed in something like the Meow Star Clan. But now that he had transmigrated into a game, he was ready to believe anything.

Lin Guixing struck up a friendship with Xiao Wang every day, though what he really wanted was to mooch food and drink. He even lied and claimed that while he wasn't from the Meow Star Clan, he was a cat from Earth, making him the same kind as Xiao Wang.

Xiao Wang believed him. After Lin Guixing got hurt protecting him, he even promised, "You're chubby, lazy, and greedy, but I don't care about looks. When I return to Meow Star someday, I'll make you my empress."

Lin Guixing asked weakly, "Can I have the cat food tonight, then?"

Xiao Wang: "..."

Later, Xiao Wang suddenly said that they could leave the game world, and Lin Guixing went with him. Who could have guessed that when Lin Guixing opened his eyes again, he would be a cat-eared cat boy?

It seemed he had arrived on Meow Star.

Just then, an unfamiliar, handsome man appeared on the screen. He also had a pair of cat ears. The more Lin Guixing looked at them, the more they resembled Xiao Wang's ears.

The man barked angrily, "The empress is missing! Arrest every orange cat in the city!"

The empress? Xiao Wang!

Lin Guixing touched his own black cat ears.

He had become a black cat...

A cute pet story. In the beginning, the two cats depend on each other in the game.

Tsundere, sharp-tongued top x soft, adorable bottom

The bottom is an ordinary human from Earth. The top is a cat from Meow Star who can take human form.

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My Roommate Keeps Calling Me His Wife [Reborn]

Lin Ci had a strange roommate. The roommate said that one day, foxes would take over Earth, and told Lin Ci to be his roommate's bed warmer.

Lin Ci: ?

Lin Ci ignored his roommate's chuunibyou talk and asked hesitantly, "Do you like me?"

The roommate scoffed. "Like you? We foxes never love humans."

Lin Ci: ...

Lin Ci thought Lu Zhuo was in the terminal stages of chuunibyou.

Lu Zhuo also liked sniffing him. When Lin Ci asked if there was some strange smell on him, Lu Zhuo said in a low voice, "The smell of a scumbag."

Lin Ci: ?

Sniffing him was one thing, but at night Lu Zhuo ordered him to sleep together.

Lin Ci refused.

Lu Zhuo: "You hate me!"

Lin Ci had no choice but to sleep with Lu Zhuo, but...

Did he really have to hold Lin Ci's arm?

**

Lin Ci's strange roommate had started bothering him again lately, blurting out, "Wifey."

Lin Ci thought he had misheard. "What did you call me?"

Lu Zhuo fell silent. It had just slipped out. But seeing how horrified Lin Ci looked, he only sneered, completely unapologetic. "Wifey! What, are you going to be a heartless bastard again?"

Lin Ci had no idea what he meant.

Later, Lin Ci's roommate disappeared, and a red fox showed up on his bed. Around its neck hung a fox pendant his roommate always wore. The fox snapped at Lin Ci: "Yip!"

Lin Ci: ...

Maybe his roommate really was a fox spirit...

**

Lu Zhuo was Reborn. In his previous life, he had gone on a blind date with Lin Ci and married him. Their relationship had grown quite good after the wedding, and Lu Zhuo planned to show his wife his fox tail. But the moment he did, Lin Ci got so scared he ran away and didn't come back to the bedroom all night.

Lu Zhuo was furious. He swore that the next day he'd give Lin Ci a piece of his mind, but instead he was Reborn in high school the following morning.

At the time, his wife was only seventeen. Lu Zhuo couldn't do anything, so all he could do was find ways to annoy him every day.

The more he did, the more he fell in love. Inhaling the scent at Lin Ci's neck, Lu Zhuo thought like a lovesick stalker, My young wife smells even better!

Chuunibyou, tsundere top x gentle, adorable bottom

Theme: Love life even when you're in adversity