All Sword Cultivators Under Heaven Are Equally Dark

[Main Story Complete / Revised; differs greatly from pirated versions / The bonus chapters resolve foreshadowing, recommended] Blurb: Qiao Xinyuan transmigrates into a xianxia world and becomes the younger sister of a Mary Sue. When people mention her older sister, everyone praises her: peerless beneath the heavens. When they mention her younger sister, everyone shakes their heads: a good-for-nothing. But Qiao Xinyuan has a face almost identical to Mary Sue's. After her sister dies, all kinds of lunatics who coveted the fairy but never got their way want to use Qiao Xinyuan to satisfy their cravings. Feng Lin, the violent sect leader of Fuyun Terrace; Yu Hengzhi, the young lord of Sifang City; Lin Xian, the master of Crane Valley... Faced with the lunatics her sister had once provoked, Qiao Xinyuan flees in the middle of the night and seeks refuge with the legendary Sword Venerable of Mishan, said to be heartless and emotionless, fiercely protective of his own, and unbeatable in the mortal realm. Wonderful! This upright and honorable sword cultivator will surely shield her from every storm! At first, the Sword Venerable does indeed do his utmost to drive away her suitors. But in the end, a cold, sinister smile curls his lips. "Now no one else can compete with me." Qiao Xinyuan: ??? Great Demon Lord, your secret identity has been exposed! * [Not a transmigration-into-a-book story / The heroine is weak early on, becomes godlike midway through, and grows over time] [Important: The hero does not know the heroine's older sister. There is no substitute trope whatsoever.] [Cheerful, sweet little black dragon x goofy, chuuni Great Demon Lord] Blurb posted on 2022/4/1. The blurb's premise came from a friend's old idea from 2017. Currently serializing: Qingluan In my author column. Blurb: Lingguang, a fairy of the Heavenly Realm, breaks a divine artifact and is punished by being sent to the mortal world to undergo tribulations. Before descending, Lingguang secretly opens the Book of Fate to see what her mortal life will be like. Page one. "Wow, I'm a princess of a former dynasty, and I have a male concubine with an otherworldly, stunning appearance and an untamed nature!" Page two. "Huh? This male concubine is the son of an enemy nation's general, and he's also paralyzed from the waist down?" Page three. "I actually die because I humiliate my male concubine, only for him to bite back and kill me with one sword strike???" Lingguang draws a sharp breath. After descending to the mortal world, Lingguang remembers the Book of Fate, kicks open the door, and decides to make the first move against her male concubine. The half-mad man lifts his chin with her long whip, revealing a vulnerable yet handsome face and a ferocious gaze. Lingguang drops to the floor: !!! How can he look exactly like the unattainable God Venerable Yuance of Shangqing Realm?! Lingguang's courage suddenly swells. Stammering, she says, "You certainly have a handsome face. T-tonight, you'll serve me!" - God Venerable Yuance attaches himself to a paralyzed young man in order to find a lost object. That night, a woman pulls him onto the bed and makes him sit beside her, eating apples and reading storybooks. Only apples. Only storybooks. Yuance: . A carefree, lazy, drama-loving little phoenix x a cold-hearted, emotionally restrained God Venerable who falls in love all at once Theme: If you want to grow into a great tree, don't fight with the grass.