System: Host, you've become the unluckiest cannon-fodder girl in the whole book. Because of your wicked nature, you'll die when you're a thousand years old, struck by a pebble thrown by the male lead.
Lin Jianyue: ? A thousand years old? How old am I now?
System: Sixteen.
Lin Jianyue: What a deal!
System: Host, what are you doing?! Stop! No... don't go provoking the big villain! Don't steal the male and female leads' monsters! Don't sleep with your grandmaster! He's way scarier than the big villain...!!!
Lin Jianyue planted her hands on her hips: Sure! I'll behave myself when I'm nine hundred!
Blurb posted on July 25, 2022
Premise: An interesting soul is one in a million.
