All of Heaven Wants Us to Have a Bad Ending

★ Next up: “My Sickly Master Took on His Disciple's Demonic Corruption.” Please give it a favorite! ♡ [Blurb] The Celestial Realm's strongest fighter, Sword Venerable Chen Ye, is about to undergo a tribulation of love! They say this tribulation is exceptionally dangerous. He must experience all kinds of suffering, like longing for someone he cannot have, meeting someone he resents, and parting from someone he loves. The slightest mistake could leave him reduced to nothing. Upon hearing the news, the Demon Lord Chao Ge said, “Then of course I have to go take a look.” So everyone watched with their own eyes as Chao Ge elbowed out the heroine who was supposed to be there, leaned into Yan Qing, the reincarnation of the Sword Venerable, and called him, “Big brother.” The people of the Immortal Realm: ????? As the two grew closer, the people of the Immortal Realm had no choice but to take turns intervening. For example, they forcibly arranged for Yan Qing to meet the heroine. But when Yan Qing walked in, all he saw was the heroine pushing Chao Ge into a lotus pond. Chao Ge lay in Yan Qing's arms, barely able to breathe. “Big brother, it was all my fault. Don't blame Sister anymore.” Or they tried using the Spirit Mirror to show Yan Qing that Chao Ge was a demon. But Chao Ge shattered the mirror with one slap, then laughed boldly and defiantly. “I am a demon. What can you do about it?” Everyone nearly choked on a mouthful of blood. Yan Qing raised his sword and stood in front of Chao Ge. “He is the one I love.” They even created an illusion so Yan Qing would see Chao Ge die, hoping to force them to experience separation. Who knew Yan Qing would cleave through the illusion with one strike and actually carry a blood-soaked Chao Ge out of it? Chao Ge: “Big brother, they're the ones who tried to kill me.” The people of the Immortal Realm: ?????!!!!!! Everyone thought Chao Ge had seduced Yan Qing and made the Sword Venerable fall in love. But no one knew they had secretly pledged themselves to each other a thousand years ago. The entire Celestial Realm wants us to have a bad ending, but I only want to love you in this illusion. Gentle, devoted sword venerable top x unhinged, flirtatious demon lord bottom. 1v1, happy ending. [Coming Soon 1] “My Sickly Master Took on His Disciple's Demonic Corruption” [Blurb] Ye Qingxi: ordinary, unremarkable, and a lazy couch potato. A car accident brought his fish life to an end. The Space-Time Administration's office told him, “As long as you complete our mission, I guarantee you'll come back alive and be able to retire at the age of twenty.” Ye Qingxi: “There's such a good deal?! Tell me, what do I have to do?” System: “Raise a child.” Ye Qingxi readily agreed. With a glitchy childcare System in tow, he transmigrated into the body of a frail immortal lord who had nothing going for him but his looks, then conscientiously raised the little brat Jun Zhou until he turned eighteen. Then the childcare System suddenly changed its tune. “Please imprison your disciple in the courtyard for thirty days.” Are you messing with me? Ye Qingxi immediately closed his eyes. Jun Zhou spent a month at Chengxian Courtyard, caring for him day and night. “Please remove the immortal bones from your disciple's body.” Ye Qingxi went straight into critical condition. With red eyes, Jun Zhou offered up his immortal bones. “Please, save my master.” “Please beat your disciple with the Soul-Devouring Whip.” Ye Qingxi's hand trembled as he held the whip. Jun Yue dropped to his knees with a thump. “It's my fault for loving my master against all reason. Master, hit me. Don't let it upset you and harm your health.” The original corruption storyline had fallen so far apart that even the character's mother wouldn't recognize it. At last, the Space-Time Administration couldn't hold back and stepped in to correct things. The newly arrived anthropomorphic System issued the final mission: “Kill your disciple.” This time, Ye Qingxi couldn't bring himself to do it. He used an item to transfer his disciple's demonic bones to himself, then blocked the unstable Wu Jian Demon Realm with his own body in full view of everyone. He thought he could just give up and pretend to be dead, but a voice suddenly came from inside the Demon Realm. “Because you changed the plot, the demons are now without a leader. To make up for your mistake, you must take your disciple's place and complete the Demon Realm storyline.” Ye Qingxi: “Say that again?” The System circled around him. “Congratulations, you're going to become the Demon Venerable who unifies the Three Realms.” “Dear Mr. Dragon-Ao-Tian.” Disciple-protecting, scheming, jealous puppy top x ultimate lazy couch potato who keeps giving up, sickly beauty bottom. Teacher and disciple, younger top, 1v1, happy ending. [Coming Soon 2] “Mad Dog and Rose” [Blurb] Qiao Huaisheng is the capital's number-one playboy: handsome, fun-loving, generous with his money. All his past lovers together could circle the whole city, and the darling at his side is never the same twice. No one knows that he once loved someone, too. He loved him so intensely that, when they finally separated, Qiao Huaisheng personally beat him half to death and pressed a scorching cigarette butt to his waist. “This is your brand. For the rest of your life, whether as a person or a dog, you can only belong to me.” Then, in the blink of an eye, five years passed, and that man came back. The poor kid from back then had become the famous eldest son of the Qin family. His family's mortal enemy. The two were like wolves in the business world, tearing at each other's flesh until they bled, but neither would let go first. Until one day, in a dark alley, Qin Zhou suddenly appeared and took a knife meant for him. The documents in Qiao Huaisheng's arms scattered across the ground. His torn shirt revealed a beautiful thorny rose tattoo at his waist. “Giving me the entire Qin family as a present?” Qiao Huaisheng pointed at the transfer agreement on the ground. “Qin Zhou, you're completely insane.” “That's right.” Ignoring the wound still bleeding from his stomach, Qin Zhou stared at him like a mad dog. “What about you? Are you willing?” “What a coincidence. I'm a lunatic, too.” Amid the blood and twilight, Qiao Huaisheng happily kissed the rose. He had deliberately not dodged the knife. He had deliberately let Qin Zhou see his old scars. The day he sent the wrong message, he wasn't drunk. Qiao Huaisheng pressed his hand against the cigarette burn on Qin Zhou's waist. After all these years Qin Zhou still could only submit to him. Unhinged, flirtatious bottom x unhinged, devoted-dog top. Two lunatics, neither of them normal. Reunited lovers, each other's first love. 1v1, happy ending. Theme: Love can overcome all emptiness.