Married Life: Playing Along with Boss Mori

Coming soon: Building Bikini Bottom in Neon Blurb: Here's the thing: I, the self-proclaimed strongest in the jujutsu world, tied for first place with my big brother, got married. My spouse is gentle, considerate, and understanding. He has an adorable daughter and two handsome adopted sons, so I feel like I've won at life. Aside from our significant age gap, we're practically made for each other. He's a doctor with a stable job and an annual salary in the tens of millions, though he often has to work overtime. That works out perfectly for me, since I sometimes have to go out on missions to exorcise cursed spirits. The peaceful life is hard for restless me to get used to, and I can't decide whether I should get divorced and go back to being single. Then one day, on my way home from a mission, I stumbled across a gang fight. My usually meek husband had his hair slicked back and radiated authority, while a crowd of tough guys bowed to him and called him their boss. Me: "???" So much for being a doctor. Since when was he also a Mafia boss? / Here's the thing: I, the boss of the Port Mafia, secretly got married. My spouse has a simple family background and is gentle and considerate. Every day, I can come home from work, shake off my exhaustion, and enjoy life. My wife is a novelist, but she's too shy to let me read her books. Just as I was about to give up my peaceful life and think about divorcing my wife, excitement came out of nowhere and my cover was blown before I could react. I was mourning the end of my marriage when my wife walked through a hail of bullets, stepped on an enemy's hand, and came toward me. Excitedly, she said, "Honey, your new hairstyle looks great!" Me: "???" Something wasn't right. After learning that I was the Port Mafia boss, she got even more excited. / Our marriage didn't end. After we revealed our true identities to each other, our love only grew more intense, and we went right back to being newlyweds. Marriage is so much fun, and my husband/wife is even more fun! Pairing: Mori. Blurb dated 2022.5.13 Heads-up: The timeline is all over the place, and the characters are heavily OOC. This is fanfiction, so don't take it as a reflection of reality. A lot of things don't make sense, and I know that, but I'm writing it anyway! Everyday-life slice-of-life, written like a diary. No ship wars, please. You don't have to tell me if you're dropping it, thanks. ------Coming Soon------ Building Bikini Bottom in Neon For some inexplicable reason, a business simulation game called Building Bikini Bottom in Neon appeared on Jingongji Zhou's phone. Players have to build Bikini Bottom in Neon and help its residents rebuild their homes. The game can't be uninstalled and forces him to play. On the first day, Jingongji Zhou built the Pineapple House on the grounds of a school on the map called Tokyo Jujutsu High. As a result, a giant pineapple fell from the sky onto the school, and a tireless, work-obsessed Special Grade Cursed Spirit that couldn't be removed appeared: SpongeBob! On the second day, Jingongji Zhou got hooked on the game and spent all night grinding until he unlocked the Easter Island Head House. He built it on Yokohama's busiest street. From then on, the Port Mafia members weren't woken by alarm clocks, but by the sound of a saxophone playing at the same time every day, performed by an octopus! On the Nth day, Jingongji Zhou finally managed to build the Krusty Krab, placing it next to the Poirot Cafe. After that, the crime rate in Beika Town plummeted. Everyone, including the criminals, fell in love with Krabby Patties! With the map nearly full, Jingongji Zhou had no choice but to build the Chum Bucket next to a distillery. Plankton started selling alcohol instead of trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula, and moved on to stealing the neighboring factory's secret brewing recipe for APTX4869. After obsessively grinding the game, Jingongji Zhou finally ventured outside. He stared at the transformed world, dumbstruck. So this was the Neon in Building Bikini Bottom in Neon. Later, the strange characters generated by the game elected him manager of Bikini Bottom, making him the target of every faction. Jingongji Zhou: ...Being the boss isn't so bad. It's just that these employees are such a pain. Theme: Honesty is the foundation of love.