Don't Pick Up a Husband in the Trash

Xue Zhi: Toji, go in peace. I'll find Megumi a new dad.

Megumi: Dad, go in peace. Mom will find me a new dad. Later, Xue Zhi really did find Megumi a new dad.

Xue Zhi: My husband used to be an army doctor. Later, he settled in Yokohama and opened a clinic. All in all, he's an utterly ordinary man. Huh? A scalpel? Well, isn't it perfectly normal for a doctor to carry a scalpel around?

Mori: I first met my wife at a shopping mall. She gave me a lily, so she must have fallen in love with me at first sight. How cute. Huh? A cleaver? Isn't it perfectly normal for a housewife to carry a cleaver around?

Everyone: ...

What part of that is normal?!

The female lead is very fragile (...).

The pairing is set: Mori.

Everyone loses brain cells, and everyone is out of character. I'll have fun writing, and you have fun reading.

Next up: My Hapless Ex-Husband and Me

I transmigrated into the Heian era. My son had barely been born when I received news of his father's death. My husband's family, a bunch of old fossils, said that since Asakura Yoh had been defeated, I, as his wife, should shave my head and spend the rest of my life as a nun.

As if I'd ever do that!

Unwilling to let others decide my fate, I ran away without hesitation.

With nowhere else to go, I came to an abandoned, dilapidated shrine and made a wish.

A little god was born from my wish. I named him Yato, and from then on, we relied on each other.

But after five hundred peaceful years, I possessed the body of a dead Native American woman and met my ex-husband's reincarnation, a Native American man. He had obviously recognized me, too.

He smiled and held out his hand. "It's been a long time, Hazuki."

Me: ...

PS: The works featured in this crossover are determined by which characters appear. The worlds are combined according to the author's own headcanon, and some worlds are independent. Out-of-character behavior guaranteed.

Theme: As long as you believe in the light, flowers of hope can bloom even in the darkness.