Is the Master of the Sword Spirits Unemployed Today?

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[Please add my next story, Crossover: Three Babies from One Pregnancy, and My Cotton Dolls Came to Life When I Woke Up!, to your favorites. Blurb below.]

After graduating, Asagiri Karin joined a pharmaceutical company (actually a famous liquor company) as a low-level accountant, earning a meager salary and tearing her hair out every day over the expense reports submitted by company employees.

Hey! Bourbon with the blond hair, yes, you! Don't submit an expense report to the organization for a bottle of soy sauce! You drive a Mazda. Can't you afford one bottle of soy sauce?

And you, Rye, you even put the cost of meals with women on the company account? Please, have some shame!

Asagiri Karin thought these people abusing public funds were outrageous enough, until the white-haired Gin told her he wanted to expense an Osprey...

Big bro, get this straight: that's an Osprey, not a toy model!

Looking at the countless zeroes on the expense report, Asagiri Karin's vision went dark. How had the company not gone bankrupt yet?

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As an ordinary liquor-company employee, Asagiri Karin gradually realized that all her colleagues seemed to be "double agents" living it up on company money. She had a feeling they would bankrupt the company one day.

To avoid losing her job and ending up on the street, she secretly began taking on all sorts of part-time work.

As long as the pay was right, there was no job she wouldn't do.

Until one day, an accident exposed all the different jobs she was working at once.

The swords of the Honmaru, everyone at the Jujutsu High, and the organization members: eyes shaking.jpg

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A crossover of Detective Conan, Jujutsu Kaisen, The Prince of Tennis, and Touken Ranbu. The heroine is an unemotional workaholic. No CP.

!!Warning!! The timeline contains alterations for the story! The heroine has sworn off love and only cares about making money.

The writing isn't great, so please be cautious before buying. Don't blindly buy the whole thing, thank you!

Blurb for Crossover: Three Babies from One Pregnancy, and My Cotton Dolls Came to Life When I Woke Up!:

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Tachibana Risa woke up to find that her cotton dolls, customized with her favorite characters' traits, had come to life!

An eighteen-year-old high school girl suddenly became the mother of three babies who needed constant care, complete with a not-very-useful face-customization and dress-up System.

Tachibana Risa carefully considered who the three children's fathers might be.

The eldest had Gojo Satoru's traits, the second had Dazai Osamu's, and the third had Rei Furuya's.

Tachibana Risa: Um... she felt that if the truth ever came out, her life would be in danger.

But after calculating how much it would cost to raise three little ones, she gave up on running away.

Raising kids is hard. Risa sighs.jpg

So Tachibana Risa decided to create a few secret identities, starting by getting some child support out of the little ones' deadbeat dads... then she'd run!

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Facing Gojo Satoru, Tachibana Risa created the secret identity of a young lady from a distinguished family.

She was proud and unwilling to take second place.

[Everything about me is fake. Only my love for you is real.]

Facing Dazai Osamu, Tachibana Risa created the secret identity of an innocent young wife.

She was as pure as a blank sheet of paper, making people want to stain it black.

[I love my husband, but I love you too. Come with me into the forbidden abyss.]

Facing Rei Furuya, Tachibana Risa created the secret identity of a troubled girl.

She was aloof and cold, measuring everything by money.

[Before I met you, I thought everything in the world could be measured in money. After I met you, you became the one thing beyond price.]

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Tachibana Risa happily pocketed three child-support payments, waved her hand, tore off her secret identities, packed her bags, and prepared to run.

But when she saw the three men with very different expressions blocking the door,

Tachibana Risa: … If I say it was all an accident, will you believe me?

Gojo Satoru/Dazai Osamu/Rei Furuya: What do you think?

Theme: Hard work brings happiness