A Catlike Boyfriend Collector's Handbook

[My new story, The More You Simp, the More You Get [Katekyo Hitman Reborn!], is now available. Blurb at the bottom.]

Chiba Maki found a scruffy white cat.

Just when she'd finally gotten it used to her, a black cat with big piercings showed up.

Keep things fair?

Just kiss one of them. If that doesn't work, kiss them both.

She finally landed a nice, easygoing job, and her former underclassmen from the police academy started dropping by one after another.

Play host?

Hand over your wallet, then go make a couple more dishes.

At last, she met someone who perfectly matched her ideal type.

In the Mafia?

Perfect. Lock yourself in the little black room, and even the police won't be able to help you.

But before she could lock him in the little black room, all the cats ran away.

Chase after the cats?

Guess I'll just have to settle for a substitute.

Then she realized the track she was on was crowded with competitors.

What exactly are you all competing for?

I'm waiting for an answer here. This is kind of urgent.

Content warnings:

1. At heart, this is a seductive wish-fulfillment story. The heroine has no virtue of fidelity; she won't turn anyone down and takes no responsibility.

2. A chaotic love triangle, a substitute romance trope, the Morofushi brothers as eye candy, and a groveling ex trying to win back his wife.

3. The cats have their own romantic rivalry, and the people are showing off like peacocks. It's all about the thrill of competing for a woman.

[Currently serializing: [Katekyo Hitman Reborn!] The More You Simp, the More You Get

Tao Hua, an international student in Italy, graduated with an art degree but received only one job offer.

She looked at the invitation for an accounting job at the famous company Vongola, gritted her teeth, and put her art diploma away in the back of a cupboard.

That's right, I'm an accountant.

After being pushed around by her superiors for a long time, she fell for her handsome, good-tempered boss.

She thought that was only natural.

But after simping for him for months and getting nowhere, she was angrily told by the boss's right-hand men, "Stop harassing the Tenth Boss. He's been in love with his unrequited love for years."

Heartbroken, Tao Hua didn't wait to hear what the punk-looking hottie still had to say. She ran to complain to her supervisor and volunteered for a business trip to celebrate the new Godfather's second anniversary in office.

Looking at the chest muscles showing through a heart-shaped hole, she suddenly thought, Hey, here's another handsome man with a great personality.

But just as he confessed and she covered her mouth, ready to accept, his right-hand man appeared and informed her that he was underage!

Tao Hua fell to her knees again, sobbing. Why are you everywhere I go?

Oh, God, give me a man!

Suddenly, someone jumped down from a helicopter.

It was Reborn, the supervisor who had been pushing her around all this time!

No. Absolutely not him.

That underage guy, how long until you turn eighteen again?

Content warnings: 1. Pure Mary Sue. The heroine has no virtue of fidelity.

2. Extremely out of character.

3. Everyone is a potential love interest, but even she doesn't know if she'd actually go through with hurting the men.

4. The Donut Godfather is eighteen, but in Italy, you're not an adult until you're twenty-one.]

[Coming soon: [Anime] Can a Battle-Minded Person and a Love-Brained Person Reach a Happy Ending? Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen + JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Historical Strong Female Lead: After Stabbing the Heartless Man]

Theme: Good people are rewarded.