Everyone in My Family Is a Big Shot, and That Includes Me

[Coming Soon: After My White Moonlight Died Young, I Started Collecting Lookalike Figurines]

From the moment Gu Mengling opened her eyes as a newborn, she knew there was something extraordinary about her siblings.

Her older sister, Gu Mengyao, was a quick transmigration veteran who had completed every supporting-female-lead comeback mission and retired in triumph.

Her second older brother, Gu Mengzhi, was a big shot in infinite-flow worlds. He appeared and disappeared like a ghost, often vanishing for long stretches. Every time he went into seclusion, he came back with a pile of cultivation resources.

Her third older brother, Gu Mengting, had been born into the apocalypse and transmigrated into the womb. He loved farming and stockpiling supplies, and there wasn't a single piece of land in the cultivation world he couldn't cultivate.

With three big shots backing her, Gu Mengling could happily laze around. She joined Yaohua Island and became its weakest and laziest disciple, but somehow managed to get on the wrong side of the island's proud young master.

The young master wore red as brilliant as the sun. Looking at Gu Mengling sunbathing, he scolded her: "Neglecting your duties, and with such low cultivation! You're an embarrassment to Yaohua Island!"

But in his heart, he thought: [The sun is so strong. It'll tan her, and then she'll cry and ask for beauty pills again! I can't bear to see her cry.]

Gu Mengling rolled over lazily. She'd forgotten to mention that she had a ridiculously overpowered skill: mind reading.

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Life on Yaohua Island was easy. Gu Mengling spent her days slacking off and occasionally teasing the proud young master who always said one thing and meant another.

That was, until the Demon God emerged and a demon army besieged Yaohua Island. The young master's sword broke, but he remained unbowed, vowing to live or die with the island. Even as he lay dying, he remembered to send Gu Mengling a message telling her to run.

Gu Mengling yawned and strolled leisurely onto the battlefield. She crooked her little finger, and the demon army instantly turned to dust.

The young master sat bolt upright in his deathbed vision: "...What?"

Everyone on Yaohua Island: ? Did we see that wrong? The weakest junior sister defeated the demon army with one move?

Gu Mengling's siblings: A perfect performance.

Her whole family was full of big shots, and she was a god from the divine realm undergoing a trial. Nothing wrong with that, right?

Blurb dated: 2022.4.26

Coming Soon

After My White Moonlight Died Young, I Started Collecting Lookalike Figurines

Everyone in their circle knew that the youngest daughter of the wealthy and carefree Chu family, Chu Yue, was famous for her romantic exploits and had dated more than a dozen men.

The campus heartthrob, the up-and-coming idol, the gentle CEO...

There was no man Chu Yue couldn't win over.

She passed through fields of flowers without a single petal clinging to her.

Chu Yue always left as soon as the other person had fallen hopelessly in love with her.

Even when her ex-boyfriends tried to taunt her, she could calmly say, "We were just having fun. You actually took it seriously?"

That one line made her ex-boyfriends' hearts ache on the spot.

When they dug into Chu Yue's love life, they discovered that she had truly loved someone.

But he had died long ago.

Her ex-boyfriends: Damn, how are we supposed to compete with a dead man?

Wait... why does this ex look so much like us?

No, it should be: why do we look like him?

Good grief, they were all Zhen Huans.

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After transmigrating into a romance-novel supporting role, Chu Yue lost the man she loved most. She began living it up and collecting a whole pile of figurines that looked like him.

Some had eyes like his, some had his voice, and others had his temperament...

Like a fish out of water, she kept searching for a source of water where he might still exist.

Her ex-boyfriends who resembled him all wanted another chance, and they gathered together for a spectacular love rivalry.

Chu Yue only smiled.

How could these figurines she had collected ever compare to the real person, even by a thousandth?

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#Ex-Boyfriends' Reunion#

"What reason did they give when they broke up with you?"

A newly minted top-tier star: "I had plastic surgery and stopped looking like her white moonlight."

A campus heartthrob: "I became haggard while studying for grad school, and my vibe stopped matching her white moonlight."

A gentle CEO: "I still looked like her white moonlight. She just found someone who looked even more like him, then dumped me."

The ex-boyfriends: ...

Each story was more heartbreaking than the last.

Theme: Everyone has their own strengths.