I Became the Variety Show Star After Reincarnating as a Disabled Side Character

Top-tier celebrity Bai Suyi, with over a hundred million fans, accidentally transmigrates into a feel-good entertainment-industry novel, becoming the arrogant, overbearing cannon fodder hated by everyone.

In the end, the cannon fodder is targeted by an enemy who hires someone to run him over, sending him flying N meters. He is left with both legs disabled and can only sit in a wheelchair, tearfully rolling out of the entertainment industry.

Bai Su: Thanks for asking. I just want to finish the plot and hurry back to my own world.

To stay true to the original story, perfectly healthy Bai Su stubbornly gets into a wheelchair.

Everyone thinks he really is disabled. His parents cut ties with him and abandon him in a villa in the suburbs, casually hiring a caregiver to look after him.

But this caregiver has no idea that you should treat an injured person with the warmth of spring.

When Bai Su asks him to help him get to the bathroom, the man simply picks him up and holds him as if helping a little kid pee.

Bai Su is a picky eater, so the man chews up his food and pretends he is about to feed him mouth-to-mouth.

Bai Su can't sleep, so the man sits by his bed and tells him stories. Bai Su calls him childish, and the man unbuckles his belt:

"How about some vigorous exercise? You'll fall asleep once you're tired."

With his noble bearing and eyes full of disdain, the man knows nothing of the hardships of ordinary life. He doesn't seem like a professional caregiver at all.

Bai Su reasonably suspects that the man is the original protagonist's enemy, sent to seduce him, then cruelly abandon him once he has him, leaving him devastated in body and mind.

There's no fun in exposing him too soon. Turning him to my side is the real feel-good move.

Besides, with a face like that, sleeping with him wouldn't be a loss.

Later, Bai Su sees a trending topic that has appeared out of nowhere:

#The sole heir of XX Group officially takes over the company today.#

No matter how he looks at the man's face in the photo, it looks exactly like that of his caregiver.

Bai Su: ?

Wasn't he sent by my enemy?

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After becoming "disabled," Bai Su went viral. The reason:

A passerby ran into him on the street. He was sitting in his wheelchair, slurping bubble tea, when he noticed the shop had shortchanged him. Stubbornly, he wheeled himself over to demand an explanation.

His movements were clumsy, yet so down-to-earth.

#Bai Su wheels himself along, looking so pitiful, as if he's acting cute for me#

He goes on a dating show.

The antis start out saying: The other guests have all paired up, and no one wants him. Should I go ahead and be embarrassed on his behalf, or wait a little longer?

Then a perfectly ordinary dating show turns into a full-blown battle for Bai Su's affection, all because of his name.

The antis: I demand to join this battle under my real name.

He goes on a father-in-law and daughter-in-law variety show.

The celebrity dads start out saying: We come from respectable families. We will never allow our kids to have anything to do with an infamous nobody like him.

But with Bai Su, the old men get to experience the joys of a happy retirement early, and they're so delighted they don't want to leave.

The celebrity dads berate their unfilial sons, whom Bai Su has rejected: Even a slab of roast pork would have been better than having you. With such a wonderful daughter-in-law right there, how could you fail to win him over?

[Black-hearted scheming flirt on the bottom] x [Possessive, jealous top]

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1.

Liu Jingheng was born with a chronic illness. Years of treatment and medication have left his memory in decline, making him wooden and slow-witted.

At death's door, he transmigrates into a danmei novel and becomes the cannon-fodder green tea character.

This green tea has done every vicious thing imaginable and meets a supremely tragic end, delighting his enemies, and delighting his loved ones even more than his enemies.

After running his old, outdated CPU for half a year, Liu Jingheng reaches a conclusion:

I don't want to live anymore. I'll complete my cannon-fodder mission as soon as possible. That little box is where I'll end up anyway.

When he arrives, the cannon fodder is in the middle of framing the protagonist's love interest, hoping to ruin his reputation.

Then comes the cannon fodder's classic line: "I sincerely treated you as a friend. Why would you hurt me? You bad guy!"

Liu Jingheng clenches his fist with determination: Just do it. Throw me into the Yellow River and let the whole country drink Longjing tea.

But when he opens his mouth, he is shocked to find his brain as blank as goose down. His severely deteriorated tongue gets tangled too, and he stammers:

"I sincerely hurt you. Why did you treat me as a friend? Bad, bad..."

The protagonist's love interest: ...?

Why is he suddenly acting cute?

Under the moonlight, the protagonist's love interest holds Liu Jingheng in his arms in the garden and gently coaxes him:

"It doesn't hurt anymore, right? Next time you have a plan, tell me ahead of time. I'll cooperate properly."

Behind the two of them, the protagonist gong clenches a fist as big as a sandbag, his knuckles cracking.

2.

According to the original story, when the protagonist gong sees his beloved leave in heartbreak, he comes up with a plan to have someone else do his dirty work.

He seeks Liu Jingheng out and says:

"I want to marry you too, but my uncle is fiercely opposed. Go find him and tell him you have photos of him in bed, and use them to make him give in. Don't tell him I said so."

Hearing this, Liu Jingheng wants to die even more.

In the original story, the uncle, Qin Du, is the ultimate villain, condemned by everyone. He has lost all humanity, and years ago personally removed his mother's oxygen mask, setting him on the path of rebellion.

To get buried and rest in peace sooner, Liu Jingheng clenches both fists: The villain is bad, I'm good. I'll make the whole country drink Longjing tea.

He finds Qin Du, but the moment he meets the man's icy gaze, his brain, aged and covered in years of wear, jumbles up the "you, I, he" phrases the protagonist gong taught him. He stammers:

"I-if you don't marry me, you'll have to let me see your bed photos..."

Qin Du doesn't even look up. His voice is cold as frost:

"Speak properly. If you act cute again, go back where you came from."

Liu Jingheng: I didn't, quack.

After his plan fails, Liu Jingheng follows Qin Du around every day as part of his plan to transmigrate back, opening his mouth to threaten him.

Practice makes perfect. His lines grow more fluent, and he even learns to improvise.

Liu Jingheng threatens him: "If you don't agree, I'll stop eating and starve myself to death."

Qin Du finally shows mercy and lifts his eyes: "And then? You want me to feed you?"

Liu Jingheng freezes like a duck with its neck caught in someone's grip.

He suddenly can't remember, was that what he meant?

Then he hears Qin Du say:

"Sure. Let me see you act cute."

Liu Jingheng: ? "I don't know how. Uncle, don't torment me, quack."

Qin Du raises a spoon: "Good boy."

Liu Jingheng never gives up on making the whole country drink Longjing tea. Knowing he can't trust his brain, he pulls out his carefully compiled Green Tea Handbook.

Just read from it, and he can't go wrong.

He finds the relevant question in the handbook, turns to the next page, and confidently reads the answer aloud:

"Big brother, I'm wearing sheer little panties today. Do you want to see? I remember your lover doesn't like wearing sheer little panties."

Liu Jingheng: ...? These words are so unfamiliar.

Stupid hand! You have to turn the pages one at a time!

Just as he is about to read it again, he hears Qin Du's voice from across the table, low and cold, yet tinged with amusement:

"Since you're so good, let's have a look at those little panties."

Liu Jingheng: .

Theme: Don't lament that fate is unfair. Become the master of your own destiny.