Huh? This Straight Guy Is a Cross-Dressing Stepmom?

[Main Story Complete]

1.

Lin Xiangyin was born beautiful, and people of the same sex often mocked him for not seeming manly enough. He vowed to become a tough-as-nails man, the manliest of men.

Then he transmigrated into the role of a vicious stepmom who cross-dressed as a woman to seize an inheritance, and acquired a stepson who hated him to the bone.

In the end, his stepson exposed his identity, and he got an abrupt and sloppy exit.

Lin Xiangyin clenched his fist: A real man knows when to bend and when to stand tall. Don't let money get in the way.

He set his sights on his stepson: find out what he likes and turn an enemy into an ally.

So he sneaked a look at his stepson's iPad browsing history:

[Why Men Can't Look Away from Black Lingerie]

[How Sexy Black Lingerie Looks with a Short Skirt]

Lin Xiangyin: ...?

I! Am! A! Straight! Man! I! Don't! Approve!

So, should he buy the black lingerie online or sew it himself?

Meanwhile, the butler hiding in the shadows wondered: Why does he keep sneaking looks at my iPad?

2.

His efforts to turn his stepson into an ally failed time and again. After learning his lesson, Lin Xiangyin came up with a new plan and prepared to try again.

But as he slept, he felt a large hand reach out of the darkness.

His stepson's deep, commanding voice sounded:

"What's under your skirt, Stepmom? Mind if I take a look?"

Lin Xiangyin trembled as he lifted his skirt. "How about... calling me Daddy?"

Later that night, the same scene played out again. This time, his stepson leaned close to his ear and whispered:

"What a lovely view under Stepmom's skirt. Mind if I feast my eyes?"

Lin Xiangyin lifted his skirt a second time. "Still not willing to call me Daddy?"

3.

Lin Xiangyin discovered the joys of being a cross-dressing pretty boy. Forget the inheritance and the dead husband. From now on, he had just one rule for life:

Life is short. Enjoy it while you can.

That's how a man should live freely.

Then one trending topic shot to the top:

#NotLongAfterTheirFather'sDeath,StepsonsTurnAgainstEachOtherOverTheirStepmom#

Supporting his aching waist, Lin Xiangyin read the headline dozens of times and still couldn't understand:

Stepsons...?

Then came a knock at the door:

"Open up. It's my dad."

A moment later, another knock sounded:

"Open up. It's my brother."

Lin Xiangyin: ^_^?

※Reader's Guide※

1. Twin tops, hopelessly straight, airheaded pretty-boy bottom.

2. An extremely high dose of the author's personal kinks. If that bothers you, proceed with caution.

3. The tops are all sexually inexperienced; one-on-one at each stage.

4. The bottom and the old man never consummated their marriage; no marriage certificate, just unlicensed driving.

5. The author writes whatever they dream up. Logic can go to hell; they're just here to have fun. Limited skill; they'll definitely try harder in their next life! (No need to tell me if you drop the story.)

Coming Soon: Professional Ex-Wife, Please Leave Me a Good Review

1.

Lu Shanping had held the top spot in sales for years and never received a bad review. His secret was putting service first and working tirelessly.

The downside was that he died from overwork.

He followed the trend and transmigrated into a book, too.

Good news: The original character had several high-quality prospects.

Bad news: They were all his ex-husbands.

According to the original story, after graduating from Gold-Digger School, the original character spent every day mingling with the rich and powerful. Thanks to his impressive skills, he married into a wealthy family, then quickly vanished with the money.

When Lu Shanping arrived, his ex-husbands were using every connection they had, swearing to drag the gold-digger out and chop him up for the dogs.

Lu Shanping looked down on the original character: A traitor to the profession!

Lu Shanping clenched his fist: An outstanding sales champion has to provide thorough after-sales service, too.

2.

Inside the group headquarters overlooking the whole city, Lu Shanping lay beneath Ex-Husband Number One. At the height of their passion, his breath came in sweet, fragrant gasps:

"Ex-hubby, our divorce agreement was meant to cut all ties, but my body still says it misses you."

For the first time, the cool and self-controlled Ex-Husband Number One lost control.

At a banquet packed with celebrities, Lu Shanping sat beside Ex-Husband Number Two, flirting and smiling sweetly:

"Even though we're divorced, for the sake of your career, the outside world will always think we're perfectly in tune."

The arrogant, unruly Ex-Husband Number Two held him tight, saying nothing as he struggled to keep his feelings in check.

On a custom-made grand piano, Lu Shanping's weight threw the black and white keys into chaotic disarray. Gritting his teeth, he said to Ex-Husband Number Three:

"Don't do this. I'm here to see the kids."

The elegant, distinguished Ex-Husband Number Three sent away the pet they had raised together, then suddenly became rough.

3.

Lu Shanping could see that his ex-husbands were quite satisfied with him. He knew it was time to close the deal.

After leaving a text for the three of them, he vanished without a trace:

[If you're satisfied with my service this time, please leave a good review. Have a great day.]

But Lu Shanping hadn't expected his spotless record to suffer its greatest setback.

His ex-husbands used every means at their disposal: broadcasts, news, and giant screens in public squares ran missing-person notices around the clock.

Ex-Husband Number One: [If I don't see you within 24 hours, while the window to remarry is still open, I'll see you at 12315.]

Ex-Husband Number Two: [Hey, ex-wife. Do you like my big report?]

Ex-Husband Number Three: [Ping'er, my ex-wife. Long time no see. You've probably already received my complaint. Don't worry, you have plenty of time to come back to me before it's processed.]

Lu Shanping: ^_^???

Theme: No matter how bad the script you're given is, be the best director of your own life.