After the Unhinged Beauty and Disabled Villain Marry [Book Transmigration]

Next up: All right, no more acting cute. If you're interested, please add it to your collection. I have plenty of chapters stockpiled. Synopsis: Shen Jiali has suffered from a chronic illness since childhood, spending most of his life in a hospital bed. At death's door, he transmigrates into a melodramatic wealthy-family novel as the vicious fake young master, a disposable villain. The original character is forced to marry the real young master off to a notorious, twisted disabled villain. The villain has a leg ailment, is old and ugly, and never dares show his true face. To inherit the villain's fortune as quickly as possible, the original character tries to poison him. His evil deeds are exposed, and the villain tortures him until he wishes he were dead. When Shen Jiali transmigrates, he's holding a bowl of poison, trying to coax the villain into drinking it. The villain stays perfectly composed. Shen Jiali gets tired of standing there. "Are you going to drink it or not? If you won't, I'll drink it myself." The villain, who had already replaced the poison with an effervescent tablet: ? There's a secluded garden in the villain's courtyard, the perfect place for him to turn evil. Shen Jiali recalls the line, "When the last leaf falls, my time will be up." With a single order, the garden is razed to the ground. The villain, who was deep in the woods plotting his evil plans, stares at the newly open space: ? A gloomy sort with a seven-second memory, Shen Jiali has only three things on his mind: "What a hassle, whatever, I'll just lie flat." The only thing that can stir his feelings and keep him thinking about it is making money. He wants to save enough to build himself a luxurious, nesting-doll-style tomb. That way, after he dies, he won't have to listen to all those mourners drowning their grief in prayers, and no one will bother him. So all the money the villain gives him to manage the household goes straight into Shen Jiali's own pocket, and his little stash grows by the day. The villain, who has been going hungry for lack of money, finally discovers Shen Jiali's secret fund. He sneers coldly on an empty stomach, "What's the point of saving money? Can it change your fate of being imprisoned here by me?" Shen Jiali answers lazily, eyes half closed, "What's the point of eating so much? In the end, you'll just become fertilizer for the earth." The villain: ... Seeing the villain's face twist with rage, Shen Jiali smiles for once. He seems to have discovered a great pleasure beyond making money. One day, Shen Jiali accidentally falls into a lake. He does a quick calculation and realizes his savings are enough to build a luxurious tomb with no openings on any side. So he makes a token effort to struggle, then decides to give up and lets himself sink to the bottom. Just before he loses consciousness, he sees a tall figure hurrying toward him from a wheelchair. After he's pulled ashore, he faintly hears the villain's voice, trembling with a trace of anger: "Shen Jiali, if you dare to die, I'll kill you." Shen Jiali: ??? Thanks for making my dream come true. That night, pinned to the bed by the villain, his body covered in red marks and his legs weak, Shen Jiali asks a question straight from the depths of his soul: "Didn't you have a leg ailment for years?" The villain: "Yeah, I sprained my ankle." Looking at the villain's handsome face, as beautiful as carved jade, Shen Jiali asks: "Aren't you old and ugly?" The villain: "My steward attended a banquet in my place. They thought he was me." The steward: T_T - Nan Liujing was born into a powerful financial family, surrounded by people who scheme against each other. When he was young, he was framed by a villain and nearly left disabled. Even though he can turn the tide with a wave of his hand, he has to hide his abilities and let others lower their guard. Nan Liujing knew all along that Shen Jiali was a fake, switched at birth with the real young master of the Shen family, and that he had a terrible character. To retaliate, Nan Liujing wrote ten full pages of ideas for how to torment him. Once the time was right, he would send Shen Jiali back to the Shen family and watch with a smile as high society mocked and sneered at them. Who could have guessed that Shen Jiali would be so different from the rumors? Not only does he never cause trouble, he spends every day looking miserable and takes no interest in anything. All Nan Liujing's plans to torment him end up only making Nan Liujing suffer. The only time Shen Jiali smiles is when he sees Nan Liujing's face twisted with anger. A smile that makes one's heart skip a beat. When Nan Liujing learns that Shen Jiali has been secretly saving money for a private luxury tomb, he resolutely decides to choose the finest materials and the best feng shui location, and build a shared tomb for them in advance. Even after they die, he'll keep tormenting him underground. One day, Shen Jiali looks at the tomb bearing both their names and at the self-satisfied Nan Liujing beside him, and asks weakly: "Can I dig it up?" Never mind, digging up a grave is a hassle. Can I lie flat inside it ahead of time? [The sinister, disabled villain gong who thinks about how to torment people every day] x [The laid-back, anything-goes beauty shou, a master of phoning it in] #I accepted fate and was ready to die, only to discover fate had given me all its love. # Reader's guide: 1. The protagonist is gloomy, has muscular weakness and amnesia, never takes the initiative, and is useless at everything. 2. The villain gong is exactly as he was in the original novel: twisted, with plenty of tricks up his sleeve. 3. A story with a harem of admirers, a Gary Stu, and wall-to-wall melodrama. Jinjiang doesn't allow suicide, so don't ask why the protagonist doesn't kill himself. 4. This is as good as my writing gets. I'll fix what I can, and if I can't, I'll try again in my next life. Also, no need to tell me if you drop the story. Please add my upcoming novel to your collection: All right, no more acting cute. Synopsis: Upcoming novel: All right, no more acting cute. 1. Liu Jingheng was born with a chronic illness. Long-term treatment and medication have caused his memory to deteriorate, leaving him wooden and slow-witted. At death's door, he transmigrates into a danmei novel as a disposable, scheming tea-green character. The character commits every kind of evil and meets a truly tragic end, delighting his enemies, and delighting his loved ones even more than his enemies. After six months of sluggish processing, Liu Jingheng's old CPU reaches a conclusion: I don't want to live anymore. I'll finish my disposable-villain duties early. That little box is my final destination. When he arrives, the disposable villain is plotting to frame the protagonist shou and ruin his reputation. Then comes the villain's classic line: "I sincerely considered you a friend. Why did you hurt me? You villain!" Liu Jingheng clenches his fist, determined: Just do it. Toss me into the Yellow River and let the whole nation drink Longjing tea. But when he opens his mouth, he discovers his brain is as blank as goose down. His severely atrophied tongue twists around the words, and he stammers: "I sincerely wanted to hurt you. Why did you consider me a friend? You ba-ba..." The protagonist shou: ...? Why is he suddenly acting cute? Under the moonlight, the protagonist shou holds Liu Jingheng in his arms in the garden and gently coaxes him: "It doesn't hurt anymore, right? Next time you have a plan, tell me beforehand. I'll cooperate properly." Behind them, the protagonist gong clenches his fist, big as a sandbag, until it crackles. 2. In the original story, the protagonist gong watches his heartbroken wife leave, then comes up with a plan to get someone else to do his dirty work. He approaches Liu Jingheng and says: "I want to marry you too, but my uncle is fiercely against it. Go find him and say you have photos of him in bed, and threaten to force him to agree. Don't tell him I said that." Liu Jingheng wants to die even more after hearing this. In the original story, his uncle, Qin Du, is the ultimate villain, condemned by everyone. He's utterly inhuman, and years ago he personally removed his mother's oxygen mask, setting him on the path to rebellion. To be laid to rest as soon as possible, Liu Jingheng clenches his fist again: The villain is evil, I'm good, and I'll let the whole nation drink Longjing tea. He finds Qin Du. The moment he meets the man's cold, stern gaze, his old, dust-caked brain jumbles the "you, me, him" lines the protagonist gong taught him. He stammers: "If you, you don't marry me, you'll have to let me see your bed photos..." Qin Du doesn't even look up. His voice is icy: "Speak properly. If you act cute again, go back where you came from." Liu Jingheng: I don't know how. After his plan fails, Liu Jingheng follows Qin Du around every day to find a way back to his own world, threatening him at every turn. Practice makes perfect. His lines grow more and more fluent, and he even learns to improvise. Liu Jingheng threatens, "If you don't agree, I'll stop eating and starve to death." Qin Du finally deigns to look up. "And then? You want me to feed you?" Liu Jingheng freezes like a duck caught by the neck. He suddenly can't remember if that's what he meant. Then Qin Du says, "All right. Let me see you act cute." Liu Jingheng: ? "I can't. Uncle, uncle, stop tormenting me." Qin Du lifts his spoon. "Good boy." Liu Jingheng never gives up on his plan to make the whole nation drink Longjing tea. Knowing he can't trust his brain, he pulls out the carefully compiled Tea-Green Character Handbook. If he reads it word for word, he can't go wrong. He finds the relevant entry in the handbook, turns to the next page, and confidently reads the answer: "Big brother, I'm wearing sheer little underwear today. Do you want to see? I remember your lover doesn't like wearing sheer little underwear." Liu Jingheng: ...? These words look so unfamiliar. Stupid hand, books are supposed to be turned one page at a time! Just as he's about to start over, he hears Qin Du's voice, low and cold, yet tinged with amusement: "You're so well-behaved. Then let's have a look at those little underwear." Liu Jingheng: . Theme: Equality first, then love. Accept every imperfection.