After Becoming Cannon Fodder, I Became the Variety Show's Favorite

An Rao transmigrated into an entertainment-industry power fantasy novel, becoming the cannon-fodder husband of the villain. In the original story, the villain was a top-tier star who was wildly popular for a time. He loved the male lead but could never have him. Later, after the cannon fodder drugged him, he had no choice but to marry him. The cannon fodder bullied and intimidated people every day, picking on the protagonist's group. The villain was enraged and kicked him out, cutting off all his sources of income and driving him down a path of no return. An Rao: Thanks, but no thanks. I just want to stay away from the toxic protagonist's group, make money, and achieve my great dream of traveling around the world as soon as possible. He painted the Ten Thousand Miles of Rivers and Mountains, only to be mocked for hiring a ghost artist and faking an artistic persona. Then he made a little money from a livestream, his brush strokes as fluid as a dragon or snake, leaving the antis' scalps tingling. A top Chinese painter and calligrapher: "The work is both vivid and elegant. I'd like to offer a high price to collect it." He joined a wilderness survival variety show and was mocked for selling his body to climb the ladder. With Bear Grylls' skills, he could carry even a teammate with an IQ below 65. A fanboy of the original protagonist: "Who's the protagonist? Never heard of him. Aren't I a little fanboy of An Rao?" He appeared in a promotional video for a teaching program in an impoverished area and was mocked for using charity as a scripted PR stunt. He gave his love and enthusiasm, saving lost lambs from the darkness. The children who had started out calling him a dumbass: "Teacher An, don't go! How am I supposed to live without you!" * An Rao figured that, rather than earning money by taking entertainment gigs, the fastest way to achieve his great dream of traveling around the world was to: Divorce his villain husband and get a huge settlement. Since the villain liked the male lead for his aloof nobility, An Rao would do the opposite and make himself as irritating to the villain as possible. An Rao started showing the villain his legs, waist, and shoulders every day, pouting and calling him "Hubby" at the drop of a hat. Sure enough, the villain was disgusted by his flashy, vulgar behavior. "Don't show your waist. It's ugly." "Pull your pants up. It's ugly." "Don't sit with your legs apart. It's ugly." Seeing the villain look at him with increasing indifference, An Rao secretly rejoiced. The time was ripe, and he was about to hint at divorce when... The villain tugged hard at his cropped shirt, his brows drawn together. "I told you not to show your waist. It's really ugly." After a long pause, he added righteously, "Only I get to see it." An Rao: ? * Chu Guannan, who never appeared on dating shows, showed up on a hugely popular dating show with his wife. Fans who had long resented their idol marrying someone as low-class as An Rao quickly swarmed the production team, vowing to give the show one star if An Rao appeared. The antis said their Nan-ge was already pitiful enough to be stuck with such a tacky spouse. Now he couldn't even escape by going on a show. They shouted for An Rao to get out of the entertainment industry. On the show, An Rao still hadn't forgotten his dream of traveling around the world, and somehow turned a dating show into a wilderness survival program. While the other guests were busy flirting on the lawn, An Rao carefully checked whether the wild vegetables on the ground were poisonous. While the other guests held each other in the water and gazed deeply into each other's eyes, An Rao had already begun researching a hundred ways to catch trout. The antis mocked him for barely interacting with Heavenly King Chu, saying Chu Guannan couldn't wait to find some sucker to take An Rao off his hands. Chu Guannan used one hand to tug down the T-shirt An Rao was wearing, which was less than 55 centimeters long, afraid that even a glimpse of his waist might be seen by someone else. He said coldly to the audience: "As long as he doesn't show his waist to anyone else, he can do whatever he wants." The audience at first: They're already an old married couple. What's there to watch on a dating show? The audience later: Holy crap, you can do that?! [Black-lotus uke who acts soft and spoiled] x [Cold, old-fashioned seme with overwhelming possessiveness] Reader's Guide: :) The seme and the original owner never did it. The real reason for their marriage will be explained later. :) Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. :) [Important!!] This is trashy wish-fulfillment fiction, poorly written and illogical, with a dumbed-down villain, lots of hostility, and an idealized world. Don't compare it to reality. If that bothers you, read something else. No need to tell me you're dropping it. Coming soon: Okay, No More Pouting Coming soon: Okay, No More Pouting 1. Liu Jingheng was born with a chronic illness. Long-term treatment and medication weakened his memory, leaving him dull and slow-witted. On the brink of death, he transmigrated into a danmei novel as the cannon-fodder green-tea character. The green tea character did every evil thing imaginable and met the most miserable ending, pleasing his enemies and pleasing his loved ones even more. After running on an old, outdated CPU for half a year, Liu Jingheng reached a conclusion: I don't want to live anymore. I'll fulfill my cannon-fodder role as soon as possible. That little box is my final destination. When he transmigrated, the cannon fodder was in the middle of framing the male lead's love interest, hoping to ruin his reputation. Then came the cannon fodder's classic line: "I was sincere when I treated you as a friend. Why did you hurt me? You villain!" Liu Jingheng clenched his fist with determination: Just do it. Throw me in the Yellow River and let the whole country drink Longjing tea. But when he opened his mouth, he was shocked to find his brain as blank as goose down. His badly deteriorated tongue stumbled over the words: "I sincerely hurt you. Why did you treat me as a friend? B-bad..." The male lead's love interest: ...? Why is he suddenly acting cute? Under the moonlight, the male lead's love interest held Liu Jingheng in his arms in the garden and soothed him softly: "It doesn't hurt anymore, does it? Next time you have a plan, tell me beforehand. I'll cooperate properly." Behind them, the male lead clenched a fist the size of a sandbag, his knuckles cracking. 2. According to the original story, when the male lead saw his wife leave in sorrow, he came up with a plan to use someone else to do his dirty work. He approached Liu Jingheng and said: "I want to marry you too, but my uncle is dead set against it. Go to him and say you have compromising photos of him in bed, and use them to make him give in. Don't tell him I said so." After hearing that, Liu Jingheng wanted to die even more. In the original story, the uncle, Qin Du, was the ultimate villain, despised by everyone. He had lost all humanity and had personally removed his mother's oxygen mask, setting him on the path to rebellion. To get buried as soon as possible, Liu Jingheng clenched his fist twice: The villain is bad, I'm good. I'll make the whole country drink Longjing tea. He found Qin Du. The moment he met the man's stern gaze, his old, dusty brain jumbled up the words "you," "I," and "he" that the male lead had taught him. He stammered: "I-if you don't marry me, you have to show me your bed photos..." Qin Du didn't even raise his head. His voice was icy. "Speak properly. If you keep acting cute, go back where you came from." Liu Jingheng: I didn't do anything. After his plan failed, Liu Jingheng followed Qin Du around every day as part of his plan to transmigrate back, threatening him every time he opened his mouth. Practice makes perfect. His lines grew more fluent, and he even learned to improvise. Liu Jingheng threatened him: "If you don't agree, I won't eat. I'll starve to death." Qin Du finally deigned to look up. "And then? You want me to feed you?" Liu Jingheng froze like a duck caught by the neck. He suddenly couldn't remember if that was what he meant. Then he heard Qin Du say: "Fine. Let me see you pout." Liu Jingheng: ? "I don't know how. Uncle, don't torment me, please." Qin Du lifted a spoon. "Good boy." Liu Jingheng never forgot his plan to make the whole country drink Longjing tea. Knowing he couldn't trust his own brain, he pulled out the carefully prepared Green Tea Handbook. If he read from it, he couldn't go wrong. He found a relevant question in the handbook, flipped to the next page, and confidently read out the answer: "Big brother, I'm wearing transparent little underpants today. Do you want to see? I remember your lover doesn't like wearing transparent little underpants." Liu Jingheng: ...? Those words looked so unfamiliar. Stupid hand, you have to turn the pages one at a time! He was about to read it again when he heard Qin Du's voice, low and cold but hiding a laugh: "Since you're so good, let's have a look at your little underpants." Liu Jingheng: . Theme: Cherish the person in front of you.