
After Losing My Memory, I Became a Variety Show Sensation with My Drama Queen Persona
失忆后我靠戏精人设在综艺大爆
by Jin Fei (噤非)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 384k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Main Story Complete] Upcoming: The Cannon Fodder Charmer Doesn't Want to Run After Getting Pregnant [Entertainment Industry] The Depressed Beauty's Substitute Marriage to a Disabled Villain [Book Transmigration] Blurb: Shen Shu is a star dancer in the world of Chinese classical dance, but a nobody in the entertainment industry. After an accident, he lost his memory, and his phone went missing too. When he was discharged, he read in his diary that he'd "worked three part-time jobs for his ex-boyfriend, handed over all his wages, gave up a chance to ascend to fame to make his ex-boyfriend famous, and spent his entire fortune." His fists clenched. Scumbag, pay me back! The diary didn't mention his boyfriend's name, only the character "Mu." After checking every possible lead, Shen Shu settled on the movie emperor Mu Zhewan. As it happened, he and Mu Zhewan were appearing on the same show. Shen Shu decided to expose the scumbag's crimes in public and ruin his reputation. Unexpectedly, Mu Zhewan's presence was intimidating even from the audience, and he seemed cold and composed. Shen Shu's lips trembled. Of all the affectionate greetings he'd prepared, he could only manage one: "Honey..." The audience: "Ha! He'll do anything for attention. Is that your husband? That's my husband!" Then Mu Zhewan softly replied, "Mm. Don't be scared. I'm here." The audience and Shen Shu: What the heck? Shen Shu: Like I'd believe you. He went on the offensive, determined to overwhelm Mu Zhewan with relentless attacks until he confessed his crimes. Instead, all he got was: "When my wife is angry, he's the cutest person in the world." His forceful approach ended in total failure. Shen Shu decided to change tactics and charge ahead in the name of "love," hoping to awaken Mu Zhewan's scant remaining conscience. It was time for an ultimate showdown between a drama queen and a movie emperor. - On the variety show. Mocked for having no fashion connections, Shen Shu transformed an old-fashioned undershirt into a costume and became a divine Dunhuang flying dancer, winning the game for the movie emperor with a breathtaking performance. The audience cried, "Hello, you two should die for love!" It was the movie emperor's birthday. The other guests gave lavish gifts, but Shen Shu had no money. With nothing but a stunning underwater mermaid dance, he earned the movie emperor's "I'll never forget this for the rest of my life" and inspired a nationwide animal-protection craze. The haters rushed to save face: "Not sure. Let's wait and see." Mocked for faking a top-student persona, Shen Shu spoke eloquently in front of a CCTV camera, showing off his knowledge of cultural heritage. The haters conceded: "I thought he was a drama queen, but he's actually a wife. How come he has every quality I like?" Until one day. Shen Shu unexpectedly got his lost phone back. When he turned it on, he found it full of his boyfriend's insincere cheesy pickup lines and texts asking for money. His boyfriend's contact name was: [Dear Su Mu] Shen Shu: ? Who? - Mu Zhewan entered the entertainment industry with the career-focused male lead's script, and said in an interview that he would never consider getting married. Later, while acting alongside a certain wealthy young star, he saw the star's boyfriend come by to deliver him lunch. From then on, wherever that adorable little shadow of a young star appeared, Mu Zhewan was sure to be right behind him. Love at first sight, then a willingness to die together at second sight. Mu Zhewan had thought their love was unbreakable and that he had no chance of getting between them. But on a variety show, he saw that little shadow standing onstage, looking pitiful as he called him "Honey." Well, now he'd got him. He'd even help his little shadow clear away the obstacles on the road to success. The scumbag ex was driven to desperation by Mu Zhewan. He waited outside the film set for days, begging Mu to take it easy and spare him. Mu Zhewan casually flipped through his script, sounding slightly troubled: "What can I do? My wife is fierce. He won't agree, and I wouldn't dare disobey him." [An emotionally starved, prickly bottom] x [A scheming top overflowing with love] Upcoming 1: The Cannon Fodder Charmer Doesn't Want to Run After Getting Pregnant [Entertainment Industry]. Please add it to your library! Blurb: People have only two extreme opinions of Wen Jiang: A face kissed by God, or the entertainment industry's number-one vixen. Those who envied him wanted to clip his wings and break his pride. They drugged his wine and sent him to someone else's bed. But Wen Jiang transmigrated into an entertainment-industry power fantasy novel and became the cannon fodder foil. The original cannon fodder thought the world owed him everything, refused to work hard, and looked down on the protagonist for studying and practicing. He always wanted to make money while lying around. The only thing he worked exceptionally hard at was sabotaging the protagonist's career. In the end, he got what he deserved: the protagonist's boyfriend sent him to the villain's bed. The villain was not only hideous but had a peculiar fetish. He made the original character give birth to two children a year and three in five years, until he eventually lost his mind and took his own life. Wen Jiang: That's messed up. When he transmigrated, Wen Jiang was lying on a bed, pinned down as darkness closed in. He grabbed a knife, ready to defend his virtue to the death. But when he saw the CEO's face, he quietly lowered it. A man who loves pretty faces has to accept his fate today. The man on top of him was handsome and aloof, with striking, sharply defined features. Most importantly, he was good in bed. After their night together, the man left a check behind. His eyes were dark and cold as a snake's as he warned Wen Jiang, "Take the money and leave. Don't come looking for me again if you still want to stay in this business." Wen Jiang took the money he'd earned while lying down. Thanks, boss. You're generous, boss. I'll come back next time. Before long, Wen Jiang realized he was pregnant. Having grown up in a single-parent family, Wen Jiang was adamant that his child wouldn't be fatherless. And a good thing like that shouldn't be enjoyed only once. Then the CEO came to him of his own accord and left another check: "Have the baby, take the money, and go." What a delightful prospect: a perfect baby who inherited his genes, a husband who was away during the day and handed over his paycheck at night, and more money than he could spend. Could life really offer something this good? So Wen Jiang said, "I'll have the baby, but in exchange, you have to come on a dating show with me." Everyone knew that Wen Jiang had gotten pregnant out of wedlock after one night with a certain pig-headed CEO, becoming a huge joke for the whole country to laugh about over tea. Later, they heard that he and the pig-headed CEO were going on a dating show together. The haters eagerly pulled up their chairs, ready to laugh as the pig-headed CEO defiled a beauty. But... was that tall, imposing man, with his jade-like bearing and elegant, noble air, really the supposedly hideous pig-headed CEO with a peculiar fetish? The haters tried to save face: "He must have a problem in bed. Otherwise, why would he want Wen Jiang?" Then, in a private security-camera feed someone had forgotten to turn off, the covers rose in a huge mound, moving up and down as Wen Jiang sweetly cried that it hurt. The haters insisted: "The financial world is full of deep waters. He's definitely putting on a show for the sake of the child, and he'll dump Wen Jiang as soon as he's no longer useful." Then a staff member accidentally found the CEO's wallet. Inside was a photo of Wen Jiang cuddling a kitten and stroking its head. Written on it in elegant handwriting were three large characters: "Child's mom," with a childish little heart drawn beside them. - As heir to one of the country's top conglomerates, Shen Qingzhang had always been ruthless, decisive, and cold-blooded, all to hold onto a position that everyone coveted. Those who watched him like hawks wanted leverage over him, so they secretly drugged him. When Shen Qingzhang woke, he saw Wen Jiang sitting by the bed in a bathrobe, his neck slender as snow and his skin smooth and radiant. Thinking he was a spy sent by his rivals, he tossed him a check and warned him to stay away. As he left, however, he caught a glimpse of Wen Jiang sitting on the bed, gazing at him with expressive eyes that seemed to be longing for another meeting. He mustn't be moved. Letting himself fall for someone was a cardinal mistake. Still, he couldn't help admiring how well his rivals understood him, even knowing his tastes so clearly. But the beauty they sent him used such crude tactics: He pretended to be drunk and deliberately pressed close, kept gazing at him with watery eyes while exposing his shoulders and legs, and even tried to force him to give in by using the child in his belly. Shen Qingzhang found it laughable. His rivals were having a grand time playing with tricks that had long since gone out of fashion. But later, Shen Qingzhang discovered the truth: The man who seemed to pretend to be drunk and deliberately press against him had used his body to shield Shen Qingzhang from paparazzi hiding in the bushes. The man who kept looking at him with watery eyes had spent several sleepless nights watching over a stray dog abused on the street, and cried in his sleep after finally dozing off. The man he thought was trying to threaten him into submission with the child in his belly had stroked his stomach in an unnoticed corner and whispered, "No matter whether Daddy wants you, Mommy will always love you." Everyone who knew Shen Qingzhang knew that he had carefully planned every step to protect his family's business. Though countless admirers flocked to him, he kept himself chaste and was never linked to anyone. To him, love was a blind spot in life, and he would never allow himself to have one. But one day, against all opposition, Shen Qingzhang resolutely added the name of a little-known actor to his household register. People argued endlessly online, hoping to split the two up through public pressure. But after a long silence, Shen Qingzhang posted: [I'm looking for a name for my beloved son. Whoever's suggestion I choose will receive a company.] Everyone marveled at Wen Jiang's good fortune. He'd gone from being a hated cannon fodder to a conglomerate's beloved young madam, envied by all. Little did they know, it was all part of a carefully laid trap. Upcoming 2: The Depressed Beauty's Substitute Marriage to a Disabled Villain [Book Transmigration]. Please add it to your library! Blurb: Shen Jiali had suffered from a chronic illness since childhood and spent most of his life in a hospital bed. At death's door, he transmigrated into a melodramatic rich-family novel as a vicious fake young master with the same name, destined to serve as the real young master's miserable foil. The original character was forced to marry a notorious, twisted, disabled villain in place of the real young master. The villain not only had a leg condition, but was also old and ugly, and never dared show his true face. To inherit the villain's fortune as quickly as possible, the malicious original character tried to poison him on their wedding night. His evil deed was exposed, and the villain tortured him until he wished he were dead. When Shen Jiali transmigrated, he was holding a bowl of poison and trying to coax the villain into drinking it. The disabled villain remained impassive. Shen Jiali couldn't be bothered to coax him. "Are you drinking it or not? If not, I'll drink it." The villain, who had already replaced the poison with an effervescent tablet: ? There was a dense garden in the villain's courtyard, quiet and peaceful. Shen Jiali thought of the line, "When the last leaf falls, it will be my time to go." At his command, the garden was razed to the ground. The villain, plotting an evil scheme deep in the woods, looked at the newly open landscape: ? As a gloomy person whose only thoughts were "What a pain, never mind, I'll just lie flat," the only thing that could stir Shen Jiali's emotions was making money. He wanted to save enough to build himself a luxurious, enclosed tomb, so that after he was gone, he wouldn't have to listen to all those mourners stringing together prayers. He wanted everyone to leave him alone. So he pocketed all the money the villain gave him to manage the household, and his private stash grew larger by the day. The villain, who could barely afford his next meal, finally discovered Shen Jiali's stash. Hungry, he sneered, "What good is saving money? Can it change your fate of being imprisoned here by me?" Shen Jiali lay flat, his eyes half closed as he replied weakly, "What good is eating so much? In the end, you'll just become fertilizer for the earth." The villain: ... Seeing the villain's face contort with rage, Shen Jiali smiled for once. He seemed to have found a great pleasure beyond making money. One day, Shen Jiali accidentally fell into a lake. He did a quick calculation and realized his stash was enough to build a luxurious, sealed tomb, so after making a token effort to struggle, he decided to give up and let himself sink to the bottom. Just before he lost consciousness, he saw a tall figure leap from a wheelchair. After being rescued, he vaguely heard the villain's voice, trembling slightly: "Shen Jiali, if you dare to die, I'll kill you." Shen Jiali: ??? Thanks for granting my wish. That night, Shen Jiali, pinned beneath the villain with red marks all over his body and trembling legs, asked from the depths of his soul: "Didn't you have a leg condition for years?" The villain: "Right. I sprained my ankle." Then, seeing the villain's face beneath his mask, beautiful as jade, Shen Jiali asked the same question from the depths of his soul for a second time: "Didn't they say you were old and ugly?" The villain: "The butler attended banquets in my place. They thought that was me." The butler: T_T - Nan Liujing was born into a conglomerate family, surrounded by schemes and deceit. As a child, he was framed by a villain and nearly left disabled. Even though he could turn the world upside down, he had to hide his abilities and let others lower their guard. Love was an obstacle on the road to success. He was determined to shut his heart and remove every roadblock. He knew that his husband, Shen Jiali, was the fake young master the Shen Group had raised by mistake. The Shen family wanted the Nan family's protection but couldn't bear to send away their own precious son, so they came up with this plan. Nan Liujing already knew Shen Jiali had a terrible character. To get revenge, he'd written ten whole pages on the ways he could torment him. Once the time was right and Shen Jiali's guilt was established, he'd send him back to the Shen family and watch them become a laughingstock among the upper class. But contrary to the rumors, Shen Jiali wasn't troublesome at all. He spent every day looking gloomy and seemed uninterested in everything. The only time he smiled was when Nan Liujing was so infuriated that his face twisted. For some inexplicable reason, Nan Liujing began to crave one of those rare smiles. When he learned that Shen Jiali had secretly saved money only to build a luxurious tomb, Nan Liujing, still young, made a resolute decision: He'd choose the most expensive materials, find the best feng shui site, and build a double tomb for them in advance. One day, Shen Jiali looked at the tomb bearing both their names, then at Nan Liujing beside him, looking as though he expected praise, and asked from the depths of his soul for a third time: "Can I turn over?" Never mind, what a hassle. Can I just go lie down in there early? Reader's Guide: There are dating shows, lifestyle variety shows, and filming. The bottom has a bad temper early on. If that bothers you, read with caution. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. The author's worldbuilding is extremely self-indulgent. No real-person inspiration. No shipping real people. The author doesn't follow celebrities. The writing is poor, it's melodramatic, the villain loses IQ, and you don't have to tell the author if you drop the story. Theme: Don't give up after a temporary setback. There is more than one chance; there are countless opportunities to start over.
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Come over. I have a big baby I want to show you. Preliminary article 1: "The fishing beauty doesn't want to run away after dribbling the ball [Entertainment Circle]" - Why would a husband like this run away? Preliminary article 2: "A mournful beauty marries a disabled villain [through the book]" - what about the old, ugly and disabled person she promised? Pre-receipt article 3: "Became the darling of a variety show group after being criticized by thousands of people for showing off" - You don't want to let me go, right? Click on the column and click on everything you can. I will perform a 360-degree tiger sliding kneel for everyone.
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Has Gong been cheating on Shou since he told Shou that I won't lie to you anymore? From the fake injury to the second male lead in disguise, it's really suffocating
I can't stand it anymore. I'm really annoyed by the kind of plot that keeps making Shouji worried. I know you love her very much, but don't love her yet. You're being played around like an idiot.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't know what to say except huh
I'm a little confused. . . Male Seven! Male Seven! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but Teacher Mu is also very good oooooooooo
Why do you stop here? You want to leave me alone for 24 hours, unbearably lonely, going crazy and thinking wildly.
Sweet, scumbag dies very quickly, I like it
It can be seen that Shou really lacks love, eh
... Ah, because I couldn't help but talk too much about the advantages of my relationship with others on the phone, I wasted time. In my opinion, calling others to praise my relationship is more important than calling someone to chat with them directly, right? I don't understand.