Professional Ex-Wife, Leave Me a Good Review

1.

Wen Zhili had held the top spot in sales for years. Since entering the industry, he had never received a single bad review, thanks to his commitment to putting service first and sparing no effort.

The price was working himself to death.

He went with the trend and transmigrated into a book.

Good news: The original owner had several top-tier assets.

Bad news: Every one of those assets was his ex-husband.

According to the original story, after graduating from the Gold-Digger Academy, the original owner spent his days making the rounds among the powerful. With his impressive skills, he married into a wealthy family, then quickly made off with the money and ran.

When Wen Zhili transmigrated into the book, his ex-husbands were using every connection they had, vowing to find the gold digger and chop him into pieces to feed the dogs.

Wen Zhili was disgusted on the original owner's behalf: What a disgrace to the profession!

He clenched his fist with conviction. A top salesperson should provide five-star after-sales service, too.

2.

In a corporate skyscraper overlooking the whole city, Wen Zhili lay beneath Ex-Husband Number One. At the height of their passion, he breathed softly into his ear:

"Ex-hubby, our divorce agreement cut us off from each other, but my body is still telling you how much it misses you."

For the first time, the usually cool and composed Ex-Husband Number One lost control.

At a star-studded banquet, Wen Zhili nestled against Ex-Husband Number Two, flirting and smiling sweetly.

"Though we're divorced, for the sake of your career, everyone else will always think we're the perfect couple."

That night, the usually arrogant and capricious Ex-Husband Number Two was so nervous at Wen Zhili's quiet "That hurts" that he didn't dare move.

On a custom-made grand piano, Wen Zhili's body jumbled the black and white keys beneath him. Through gritted teeth, he told Ex-Husband Number Three:

"Don't do this. I'm only here to see the child."

The elegant, distinguished Ex-Husband Number Three sent away the pet they had raised together. That night, his temperament changed completely.

3.

Wen Zhili considered himself diligent and conscientious, and his ex-husbands seemed quite satisfied with him. He knew it was time to close the deal.

After leaving the three men a text, he vanished from the face of the earth:

[If you are satisfied with my service this time, I hope you'll leave me a good review. Have a wonderful day.]

But Wen Zhili never expected his grand undertaking to hit its biggest setback.

His ex-husbands tried every means at their disposal. They broadcast missing-person notices on the radio, on the news, and on giant screens in public squares, twenty-four hours a day.

Ex-Husband Number One: [If I don't see you within the 24-hour remarriage window, I'll see you at 12315.]

Ex-Husband Number Two: [Hey, ex-wife. Hello! Do you like my big report?]

Ex-Husband Number Three: [Zhizhi, ex-wife. Long time no see. You've probably received my complaint by now. Don't worry, you have plenty of time to come back to me before it's upheld.]

Wen Zhili: ^_^???

※Reader's Guide※

1. The author is writing whatever they want, just indulging their own tastes. If it's not for you, don't be hurtful. If it makes you uncomfortable, leave at once. No need to tell me you're dropping the story. [This point is important.]

2. The bottom is not a virgin, but he has only been with the tops. All the tops are virgins. Each relationship is one-on-one, and there are no overlapping relationships.

3. Some words are not typos. Please interpret them in context.

4. An overwhelming dose of personal kinks. Don't read if that's a dealbreaker.

5. I write wherever my dreams take me. There's no logic; I only care about having fun. My skills are limited, but I'll definitely work harder in my next life. [Fist pump]

Theme: If fate is the worst screenwriter, then strive to be the best actor in your own life.