Wen Jiang transmigrates into a cannon-fodder character in a feel-good novel, and the difficulty is hell from the start.
In the original story, the cannon fodder constantly antagonizes the protagonist's group, and spends the rest of his time figuring out how to make money while lying down. In the end, he gets his wish and is delivered to the villain's bed.
The villain is hideous and has unusual kinks. He forces the original character to have two children a year and five in three years, driving him insane and eventually to take his own life.
Wen Jiang: That's messed up.
When Wen Jiang transmigrates into the book and lands in the villain's bed, he feels for a knife, ready to defend his virtue to the death.
But once he gets a good look at the villain, he decides to use the knife to peel him an apple instead.
The man above him is elegant and handsome, his cheeks flushed, looking like a drunken immortal.
After their night together, the man leaves a check behind. His eyes are dark and cold as a snake's, and his warning is icy:
"Take the money and leave. Don't come bothering me, unless you want to stay in this industry."
Wen Jiang happily takes the money that fell into his lap. Thanks, Boss. You're generous. I'll come back next time.
Later, Wen Jiang discovers he's pregnant.
Then the CEO comes to him in person and tosses him a contract for carrying the child: "Give me the baby, take the money, and leave."
What a happy turn of events! A perfect baby who inherits his genes, a husband who's away during the day and hands over his paycheck at night, and more money than he can spend. Only a fool would run away.
Wen Jiang: I'll have the baby, but in exchange, the CEO has to join me on a dating show.
The whole country knows that Wen Jiang got pregnant out of wedlock after a one-night stand with some pig-headed CEO, becoming a huge national joke for people to gossip about over tea.
Then word gets out that he and the pig-head are going on a dating show together.
The haters eagerly pull up their little stools and crack open some seeds, ready to watch the pig-head desecrate the beauty.
But... is that elegant, dignified man, towering like a jade mountain in front of the cameras, really the pig-head rumored to be hideous and have unusual kinks?!
The haters try to save face: The CEO is only there for Wen Jiang on the surface. He really wants to win back his unrequited love, the male lead, on the show.
Wen Jiang: Fine, I'll bow out. For my date, I'll choose Guest B.
The CEO laughs at him for playing hard to get.
When it comes to following him around, though, he's more professional than anyone.
The haters insist: The CEO is only putting on a show for the baby. He'll kill the mill and slaughter the donkey once the work is done.
Wen Jiang signs his name on the childbearing contract, thanks the CEO for playing along, and says he'll set him free after this.
The CEO tears up the contract nonchalantly. "A draft contract doesn't count."
The haters are on their last legs: Wen Jiang must be using witchcraft.
Then they discover his "witchcraft" has many applications. Not only can he captivate people with a single frown, he can also tackle math and science with a single stroke of his long arm.
Later, on a private security camera someone forgot to turn off, the blanket on the bed rises into a large double mound. It rocks back and forth as Wen Jiang cries out in a saccharine voice that it hurts.
The haters can't take it anymore: You seduced me, bro! CEO! I will never forgive you for stealing my love!
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Huo Qingzhang was born into a wealthy family. To hold on to his coveted position as heir, he has always been ruthless and iron-fisted.
Those who covet his position want to find dirt on him. They secretly drug him, hoping to manufacture a sex scandal.
When Huo Qingzhang wakes, the first thing he sees is a beauty in a bathrobe, sitting beside the bed, his neck as white as snow and his skin smooth and radiant.
Yet Huo Qingzhang has to admit that his opponent knows him inside out, even down to his preferences.
It's just that the beauty's methods are embarrassingly clumsy:
He pretends to be drunk and deliberately snuggles up to him, constantly makes doe eyes while showing off his shoulders and legs, and even tries to force him into submission with the baby in his belly.
He's playing with tricks that have long gone out of style, and having the time of his life.
But only later does Huo Qingzhang realize:
This man, who seems to be pretending to be drunk so he can press against him, uses his body to block the paparazzi hiding in the bushes;
This man, who is always looking at him with teary eyes, stays up all night for a stray cat being mistreated on the street, and cries in his sleep once he finally dozes off;
This man, whom he thinks is trying to force him into submission with the baby in his belly, gently strokes his stomach in a quiet corner and whispers, "Whether Papa wants you or not, Mama will always love you."
A pitiful little white flower like this gently makes his way into Huo Qingzhang's heart.
One day, Huo Qingzhang will defy all opposition to add the little white flower's name to his household register, and repeatedly warn anyone who tries to come between them:
"My husband is sensitive and cries easily. I hope you'll be considerate."
"Hope" means "threat."
Then the next day, he sees his sensitive, easily tearful little white flower gripping a thug by the hair in a dark alley, contempt filling his eyes:
"Pay attention. This is what a real thug looks like."
"Here's your chance to make up for what you did. My husband will be passing by here after work. Slap me across the face, and I'll make it worth your while."
Huo Qingzhang: ...
Tonight, when I lift the covers, I'll find nothing but my husband's schemes.
#In the end, I still made money lying down.#
#The hunter always appears in the guise of prey.#
[Black lotus, scheming, seductive bottom] x [Abrasive but devoted husband top]
Reading guide:
:) Both leads transmigrate into a book! Setting where men can marry and have children. Updates daily at 6 p.m.
:) Idealized entertainment industry, no real-life inspirations. The author isn't part of the industry, so please don't make assumptions.
:) Everyone loves the protagonist, Mary Sue. My writing isn't great, but I'll try to fix what I can. If I can't, I'll do better in my next life. [Huaqiang watermelon-chopping.jpg]
:) Just have fun reading. Don't compare it to real life. No need to tell me if you drop it.
Theme: Equality comes first, then love.
So even the male protagonist can't refund the tuition fee?
I was still thinking about the Syrian seed players at the beginning\(`Δ')/
155551 I like that sentence, respect is also a kind of protection, Jiangbao is the best!
In the following part of the extra chapter, regarding the children, the couple felt as if they had suddenly lost their minds...
The writing is even better than I expected. My eyes pee like the Nile. I read half of it during the series and have been saving it for several months. I can still think of it and come back to read it.
It's good to read. The author keeps abreast of current events. The rose of Damascus is always blooming! This paragraph is so well written.
Hahahaha, I picked up nylon gloves and gave them away to live in Bengbu.
28You said that I am about to enter middle age and I really live in Bengbu…
Gotta take this thing! Ahhhhh! So angry
To be honest, I still can't bear to watch it again. I don't know if it's because I'm more emotional now or what. First, I would like to express my sincere blessings to Mr. Huo and Jiang Jiang for being together.
So even the male protagonist can't refund the tuition fee?
I was still thinking about the Syrian seed players at the beginning\(`Δ')/
155551 I like that sentence, respect is also a kind of protection, Jiangbao is the best!
In the following part of the extra chapter, regarding the children, the couple felt as if they had suddenly lost their minds...
The writing is even better than I expected. My eyes pee like the Nile. I read half of it during the series and have been saving it for several months. I can still think of it and come back to read it.
It's good to read. The author keeps abreast of current events. The rose of Damascus is always blooming! This paragraph is so well written.
Hahahaha, I picked up nylon gloves and gave them away to live in Bengbu.
28You said that I am about to enter middle age and I really live in Bengbu…
Gotta take this thing! Ahhhhh! So angry
To be honest, I still can't bear to watch it again. I don't know if it's because I'm more emotional now or what. First, I would like to express my sincere blessings to Mr. Huo and Jiang Jiang for being together.