Not Answering? Back with Your Husband Already?

1. Top-tier star Lin Yueshu has severe face blindness. After offending an obscure celebrity, he is targeted for revenge. At death's door, he transmigrates into a bestselling novel. Good news: He's the protagonist! Bad news: It's a pornographic novel. In the original story, the protagonist is an obscure celebrity with barely any roles. To take a shortcut to success, he schemes to break up a couple and successfully marries into a wealthy family. When his husband's beloved first love suddenly leaves, he turns completely twisted, sending the original protagonist to the rooms of different men. As he takes revenge in a cuckold-themed game, he gradually gets hooked and can't stop. As silent as Lin Yueshu: No rush. First, I'll look for a time machine. But he transmigrated at the wrong moment. He didn't find a time machine, but the passage to his body was facing a huge crisis. Lin Yueshu grabbed a fruit knife, ready to fight the man on top of him. But once he saw the man's face, he found an apple in his hand instead. "You worked hard. Let me peel you an apple to help you recover." At that moment, the smile vanished from the husband's lips as he hid in the shadows. 2. Lin Yueshu discovered the most depraved pleasure and promptly set himself a new goal in life: He would be happy every day and every night, and become the happiest person in the world. On set, Lin Yueshu saw a man who looked a lot like the one from that night. He pulled him backstage and tore all his clothes off. "Let's make this quick. I only have an hour's break." But no, something felt wrong. Never mind, there wasn't time. He'd get started first. At that moment, the husband, still hiding in the shadows, ground his teeth, his gaze dark. 3. Lin Yueshu got bored. There were so many handsome men in the novel that true happiness couldn't come from hanging himself on just one tree. He started looking for a new target. But the man who had once brought him pleasure wouldn't let it go. He called several times a day from different numbers to check on him, so Lin Yueshu blocked them all for some peace and quiet. Unexpectedly, several trending topics exploded overnight and sent him on the road to stardom. The heir to a major conglomerate publicly tagged him on Weibo: [Not answering your phone. Did you make up with your husband?] A five-time award-winning movie star with hundreds of millions of followers tagged him right after: [Sir, answer the phone? You don't want your husband to lose his job and go bankrupt, do you?] A man at the center of power sent him a message: [Do you want me, or your husband...?] Everyone knows the word "die" isn't pronounced. Lin Yueshu: ? That night, several men gathered around a mahjong table and stayed up all night tallying their accounts: "That day on set was me. No argument there." "Yeah, the time in the lounge was me." "You're remembering it wrong. That was me, I'm sure." "You're fighting over this too? Have some dignity." Lin Yueshu scratched his head. "Aren't we playing mahjong?" Meanwhile, the husband hiding in the car thought: I should be under the car, not in it. Reader's Guide: 1. The author is letting loose and writing what they want. If it's not for you, please don't be hurtful. If you're uncomfortable, leave right away. No need to tell me you're dropping the book. [Pay special attention to this point.] 2. The bottom isn't a virgin. All the tops are. One-on-one at each stage, with different bottoms. 3. The cover uses a template. I drew the character section myself, yes, I'm just showing off. 4. The bottom and the husband who transmigrated into the book were never legally married. They're driving without a license. 5. The author writes whatever they dream up, with no logic, just having fun. My skills are limited. I'll definitely try harder in my next life. [Fist pump] ----Please add my next book to your collection---- Professional Ex-Wife, Please Leave Me a Good Review 1. Wen Zhili has held the top sales position for years. He's never received a bad review, thanks to his customer-first service and tireless work. The price was dying from overwork. He followed the trend and transmigrated into a book. Good news: The original has several excellent resources. Bad news: They're all his ex-husbands. According to the original story, after graduating from the Gold Digger Academy, the original spent every day working the wealthy and powerful, then used his impressive skills to marry into a rich family before making off with the money. When Wen Zhili arrived, his ex-husbands were using every connection they had, swearing to catch the gold digger and chop him up to feed the dogs. Wen Zhili was ashamed on the original's behalf. What a disgrace to the profession! He clenched his fist with conviction. A top salesperson should provide perfect after-sales service too. 2. In a group headquarters overlooking the whole city, Wen Zhili lay beneath Ex-Husband No. 1, welcoming him eagerly. At the height of their passion, he breathed softly: "Ex-hubby, the divorce agreement may have cut us off from each other, but my body still says it wants you." The cool and self-possessed Ex-Husband No. 1 lost control for the first time. At a star-studded dinner, Wen Zhili nestled beside Ex-Husband No. 2, flirting and smiling sweetly. "We've divorced, but for the sake of your career, we'll always look like a perfectly matched couple to the public." The arrogant and unruly Ex-Husband No. 2 held him tight and could only remain silent, struggling to restrain himself. On a custom-made grand piano, Wen Zhili's body shifted across the black and white keys in disarray. Gritting his teeth, he told Ex-Husband No. 3: "Don't do this. I'm only here to see the children." The elegant and noble Ex-Husband No. 3 sent away the pet they'd raised together. That night, his temperament changed completely. 3. Wen Zhili considered himself diligent and conscientious. His ex-husbands seemed quite satisfied, so he knew it was time to close the deal. After leaving the three of them a text, he vanished without a trace: [If you were satisfied with my service this time, I hope you'll leave a good review. Have a nice day.] But Wen Zhili hadn't expected his great venture to hit its biggest setback. His ex-husbands used every means at their disposal: radio broadcasts, news, giant screens in public squares, and missing-person notices playing around the clock. Ex-Husband No. 1: [If you don't show up within the 24-hour remarriage window, I'll see you at 12315.] Ex-Husband No. 2: [Ex-wife, hello. Do you like my big report?] Ex-Husband No. 3: [Dear former wife, it's been a long time. You've probably received my complaint. Don't worry, you have plenty of time to come back to me before it's processed.] Wen Zhili: ^_^??? Theme: Life is short, so enjoy yourself while you can.