My Ability Is Superpowers

[The story is complete. Below the blurb are content warnings and a link to the upcoming story, "Always Labeled Beautiful and Tragic on the App." Welcome!] I, Saiki Nanyeon, am a psychic. I share the same ordinary dream as my twin brother: to live an ordinary life from beginning to end. Unfortunately, things rarely go as planned. Otherwise, you wouldn't be reading this story. After my out-of-control psychic powers transmigrated me, I ended up in Yokohama, where people with supernatural abilities are everywhere. How am I supposed to keep pursuing my ordinary life now? Before I could put my grand plan into action, I ran into a Port Mafia bandage-wearing nutcase whose inner monologue could fill eight hundred pages, but whose thoughts I couldn't read. The guy wanted to find out if I had psychic powers. I decided I wouldn't admit it even if I died, since the ability users here all seemed to attract attention. Then the bandage freak looked at me and suddenly twitched his hand, "accidentally" knocking my coffee jelly to the floor. Me: "..." The Bandage-Wasting Device: "Thanks for asking. I don't remember what happened after that, but the Wi-Fi at the hospital is pretty fast... Hey, Mr. Mori? I'd like to take sick leave for my injuries..." It wasn't my fault that I accidentally let my powers slip. I'm not one to hold a grudge, either, but we still became enemies. It happened because I turned into a cat and infiltrated the Port Mafia to investigate. Someone picked me up by the scruff, and somehow I changed right back into my original form. Under the gaze of hundreds of Port Mafia members, that bandage freak and I, both pathetic fighters with a power level of five when we couldn't use our abilities, grabbed each other by the neck. It was awkward, to say the least. Thinking back, it seems that from that day on, my daily life became nothing but: Using a sweeping kick to save the bandage freak, then being suspected of being a close-combat mage. Dazai Chi and Pika Zhong fighting it out. Is it a distortion of human nature, or the destruction of the red-and-white ball? Rumor has it that the Port Mafia boss's ability suddenly turned him into a little boy one day, making us wonder about his true hidden interests. You've unlocked an achievement in the Demon Slayer Corps VR game: Take out one scummy boss right from the start. The Armed Detective Agency's great detective puts on a live show: How to use coffee jelly to steal someone from the Port Mafia. The books used as table legs by psychics keep wondering if it's okay to say "damn it." In Yokohama, where ability users are everywhere, my ability is psychic powers. Me: "Can we talk about changing the title to 'Did a Psychic Seeking an Ordinary Life in Yokohama Do Anything Wrong?'" [Upcoming story, click the author's profile to see it. Derivative fiction, no romance: "Always Labeled Beautiful and Tragic on the App," originally titled "I Got the Detective Conan App and Tore Up the Script"] After transmigrating, Aodori Shou got a bound app called the Detective Conan App. The app came with a Detective Conan game, a research forum for the Detective Conan world, and other features. The characters in its Detective Conan Mario game turned out to be his fellow trainees, while the options in the Detective Conan raising game included a hard-working member of some liquor company. Even Angry Birds had turned into an epic battle between the Red and Black factions. He thought the app was just for casual games, but the app's System told Aodori Shou that if he completed missions in the Detective Conan world and a topic about him topped the final vote, he would receive the reward of a complete resurrection. To stay alive, Aodori Shou worked his hardest under various secret identities. His closest friends from the police academy died in the winter of their first year, becoming the sunlight of days gone by that he could never touch again. The top scholar Granvin, who could manipulate people's hearts, ultimately died because of humanity's sorrowful nature. The most unhinged undercover agent in the liquor company gave everything to defend justice, never seeing the dawn he had created with his own hands. Before people knew that all three were Aodori Shou's secret identities, the forum was shocked by the new alternate-universe manga. [Forum: At this point, I have every reason to suspect that Shou and Granvin were both killed by Ussowu. Sob, give me back these two favorites! That bastard Ussowu actually exposed everyone's secret identities? He can say Toru's real name in front of Gin? With the way Ussowu looks like he's enjoying himself while controlling everything, it's hard not to wonder if he's connected to the liquor company's boss! Someone who's reread it here to quietly say: the more times you call him a bastard now, the more you'll cry later... What?!! You... what do you mean?!] Aodori Shou successfully piled up so many misunderstandings and tragic-hero labels that they became countless forum threads, and the vote count skyrocketed. Just when he had finally relaxed, he received a private message from the app. [Following the official vote, the topics #LiquorCompanyBossUssowu and #HopeAodoriShouResurrectsCheckInEveryDay have both successfully met the conditions for fulfillment. App holder, please prepare...] Aodori Shou: Wait, both at once?! You've got to be kidding! I didn't want everyone to misunderstand me this much! The blurb has been saved as a screenshot. Content warnings: 1. The result of an outlandish idea. It's nonsense from beginning to end. The characters belong to the original author, and I'll do my best to keep them in character. Read or leave as you please. 2. First-person narration with a light, comedic tone. Reading should be fun. 3. The protagonist joins the Mafia. Don't mistake him for Saiki. I'm not skilled enough to write even one ten-thousandth as well as Saiki. 4. This story has a 48-hour delay before the latest chapters become visible to non-subscribers. 5. This story is serialized on Jinjiang Literature City. All forms of reproduction are prohibited. Please remove it if you have reposted it. Thank you to everyone who supports the original. Theme: Find warmth and friendship while protecting the world.