Dazai's Kid Got Snatched

One day, Dazai found a little dog demon with silver hair, blue eyes, and dog ears. The tiny pup was small enough to hold in one hand, and so adorable that everyone loved him. At first, Dazai said, "Go away. I hate dogs most of all!" Later... "Xiao Jiu, if you want to learn from Dad, bandages are a must!" His dog ears twitched, and he crawled backward. In a soft, sweet voice, Xiao Jiu said seriously, "No way!" Kunikida: "...No!" His way of speaking was gradually becoming more and more Dazai-like. He called Dazai Dad. One day, he saw a beautiful person with the same lovely blue eyes as his, and called them Mom, looking perfectly sweet and well-behaved. Family should look alike, shouldn't they? Dazai and he didn't look alike at all? Xiao Jiu tilted his head. "Maybe Xiao Zhi's genes aren't very strong." Dazai: "..." The beauty: "Well said!" But one day, during a game of hide-and-seek, the little pup disappeared. Far away in Kyoto, a silver-haired boy suddenly appeared, gloomy and utterly devoid of warmth. He knew his words were cruel and hurtful, but he couldn't change. He was an outsider after all, out of place among everyone and hated by all. 5t5: "You've never seen Xiao Jiu with his ears drooping sadly while saying he was going to kill you." Bonus scene: Big doggo from the West: "I hear someone's taking advantage of me?" Dazai: "Your younger brother is my son. What should you call me?" Pairing: 5t5. [Coming soon: How to Get Dazai to Cuddle You First] Dazai's lifelong wish was to die with someone. If that wasn't possible, he'd settle for simply dying. But one day, he learned his life was the toughest of all, and he could live to a hundred! How could that be! Qi Muyang died in a car accident and was brought back by his second-oldest brother, though not quite all the way. Because his lifeline had been severed, he died once every day and had to connect with someone long-lived so they could share their fates. But the other person might get dragged down with him, so hardly anyone was willing. Then Dazai heard about it and enthusiastically raised his hand. "Hey, over here! You mean there's a deal like this?" "If connecting our lifelines doesn't work well enough, I don't mind us holding each other, either!" Theme: Your origins are no reason to discriminate against you.