I Got a Literary Master System

[See the notes and content warnings below the blurb, and the upcoming book Always Mistaken for a Beautiful, Strong, Tragic Hero on the App] After finally getting his own anime System, Yun Jingxingjian heads to an anonymous Host forum to ask what kind of System he should choose. Someone recommends the Literary Master System. After making his choice, Xingjian goes back to thank the senior who recommended it. Senior: “You really chose it? Well, no need to thank me. Just remember, when you use Dazai's secret identity, be bold. You can't die anyway, so treat it as a novel experience. Maybe you'll even get workers' compensation.” Xingjian: “???” From that day on, every day in Yun Jingxingjian's life takes on a new flavor: #Since I'm wearing Fyodor's secret identity at the convention, I have to have a “friendly” discussion with Gojo. Onlookers: Nice! Fight, fight!# #Exploring how Sherlock Holmes from the Heisei era, Sherlock Holmes from twenty-first-century London, and the great detective Ranpo get along. A certain death god detective: Urgently seeking advice on how to interact with a living idol.# #How do you build up the Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency right under the sorcerers' noses? The strongest sorcerer: I looked away for one second, and almost the entire sorcerer world was poached!# #Is that Chuuya a Master or a Servant? Cess: Can someone explain to me what's going on with vampires, Lovecraftian creatures, and the female versions of those two masters and disciples?!# What's it like to be a Host who can't reveal their identity and has no character portrait of their own, and can only travel through other worlds by borrowing System characters? Thanks for asking. Every day, the characters themselves teach me how to act, and I will never forget the look Akutagawa gave me when he saw my Dazai secret identity. I keep having to perform the “I'll cut myself to heal you” treatment for No Longer Human. I get the appearance and abilities of the secret identity, but not its intelligence, so writing scripts makes me cough up blood. Yun Jingxingjian (wiping away bloody tears): “Anyway, I'm still trying to track down the account of the person who recommended it to me.” [Upcoming book, click the author's profile to view. Derivative fiction, no CP: Always Mistaken for a Beautiful, Strong, Tragic Hero on the App, originally titled With the Detective Conan App, I Tear Up the Script] After transmigrating, Qingniao Shou gets a bound app called the Detective Conan App. The app comes with features like a detective-themed game and a forum for studying the Detective Conan world. The character in its Detective Mario game turns out to be one of his classmates. One of the possible characters in its raising game is a hard-working employee of a certain liquor company. Even Angry Birds has become a big battle between the Black and Red factions. He thought the app was just for casual games, but then the app System tells Qingniao Shou that after completing missions in the Detective Conan world, if a topic about him tops the final vote, he can earn a reward that will bring him back to life for good. To survive, Qingniao Shou pushes himself hard, working under a secret identity. His dearest friends from the police academy died in the winter of their first year, becoming the sunlight of the past that he could never touch again. The top scholar Granville, who could manipulate people's minds, died in the end because of the sorrowful nature of humanity. The craziest undercover agent in the liquor company gave everything to defend justice, never seeing the dawn he had created with his own hands. Before anyone knew these three were all Qingniao Shou's secret identities, the forum was stunned by the newly released alternate-timeline manga. [Forum: I have very good reason to suspect that Shou and Granville were both killed by Umeshu. Sob! Give me back these two favorites, you lunatic! Umeshu really stripped everyone's secret identities? He can say Toru's real name in front of Gin? With Umeshu's gleeful expression as he pulls the strings, it's hard not to suspect he's connected to the liquor company's boss! Someone who's read it twice, quietly chiming in: Every time you call him names now is one more tear you'll shed later... ?!! You on the floor... What do you mean?!] Qingniao Shou successfully turned everyone's misunderstandings and their assumptions that he was a beautiful, strong, tragic hero into countless hot topics, sending the votes soaring. Just as he finally relaxes, he gets a private message from the app. [Based on the official vote, the topics #Liquor Company Boss Umeshu# and #Hope Qingniao Shou Comes Back to Life, Checking In Every Day# have both met the conditions for fulfillment. App holder, please prepare, ] Qingniao Shou: Wait, both at once?! You've got to be kidding! He didn't want everyone to misunderstand him to that extent! Other ongoing crossover series: Which Yokohama Did You Fall Into? Completed crossover series: After Becoming Everyone's Beloved, I Faked My Death I Transmigrated Again After Reaching Max Level My Ability Is Called Superpower Is the Mafia Boss's Script Still Here? The Onmyoji System The blurb has been screenshotted and saved. Weibo: Jianyun Gugu - Jinjiang Notes and content warnings: 1. Updated daily at noon. Reliable updates. If I need to take a break, I'll post a notice. 2. This story grew out of a wild idea. The characters belong to their original authors, and any out-of-character behavior is my fault. Read or don't, as you please. Thanks to everyone who enjoys my writing. 3. System and secret identity story. The protagonist's identity is never exposed. 4. This story is officially serialized on Jinjiang Literature City. Reposting in any form is prohibited. The Jinjiang app charges only three cents per thousand characters, so it's very affordable. Thanks to everyone who supports the official version! 5. Anti-piracy measures are enabled. If your subscription rate is too low, you'll see repeated chapters from earlier in the story. Theme: Knowledge changes the world, and learning never ends.