Name: [Western Crossover] Did the Secretary Finally Manage to Resign Today?
Author: Dragon Sand Sculpture

Synopsis

What’s it like working for a human embodiment of the British government?

Lanzel says: Thanks for asking.

I work 24/7, and I also have to handle all kinds of personal errands for my boss. This includes, but is not limited to, dragging his detective little brother back home after yet another mishap, watching Les Miserables with his parents, and being used as a guinea pig for psychological analysis by his sister...

Even if I die today, I’ll still rasp out: I! QUIT!!!

The human embodiment of the British government: Not a chance. Never.

Lanzel refused to give up and painstakingly staged his own death.

In the first month after faking his death, he settled in Gotham.

In the second month, he settled in Metropolis with his battle-damage compensation.

In the third month, he settled in Central City with his second battle-damage payout.

In the fourth month, God fell.

When the curly-haired detective first went looking for his older brother, sent by their parents to ask, “Why hasn’t Lanzel come over for dinner in so long?”, the human embodiment of the British government, notorious for hating fieldwork, was stuffing a gun into a suitcase.

The military doctor looked at the gun, then at the man who had completely changed in just a few short months. “...You know using violence to win your partner back is illegal, right? Need any help?”

“...” The human embodiment of the British government put down the suitcase. “No. But if you run into him, ”

The military doctor thought he was going to say something like, “Put in a good word for me.” But the next moment, his close friend’s older brother said:

“Run. Don’t make a deal with him, and don’t beg for mercy.”

###Notes:

1. Serious story. Controlling, domineering top x unhinged bottom. Happy ending.

2. Tentatively a crossover of superheroes, 007, the IMF, Sherlock, and the Winchester brothers. This is my own timeline.

3. The Heaven and Hell setting follows the Winchester brothers’ version, which differs from the previous story.

Theme: Your fate should be in your own hands. Taking the initiative is the only way to seize opportunity.

Stats

56Chapters

14.5kFavorites

12.3kClicks per chapter

9.7Score

8.4kNutrient gifts

Honours

83Half-Year Ranking · Derivative Works

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