[Western Crossover] I Married Wayne After Losing My Memory

Coming soon: I'm the Evil Keyboard Immortal in the Cultivation World

Lucy thought she was the happiest woman in the world.

Her husband was considerate and witty. Most importantly, he had the best body in all of Gotham, the most handsome face, and tons of money.

That's right, her husband was the older Wayne.

"He's the perfect man. His body is as hot as his personality."

But whenever she described Bruce that way to her children, her sons always looked like they wanted to say something but held back.

"Silly Lucy," her second son remarked.

Lucy didn't care.

As Wayne's wife, all Lucy had to do was look beautiful by Bruce's side.

Until one day, Lucy recovered her memories.

To her horror, she discovered that she'd married her arch-enemy during the two years she had amnesia.

Lucy Wayne, AKA the Aurora Bird, an antihero who had fought Batman many times and gotten them both locked up in Arkham Asylum.

And her husband, Wayne, was none other than the damn Batman.

Lucy panicked. Should she tell her husband that his beautiful, useless wife was actually his arch-enemy, the antihero Aurora Bird, who could easily turn Gotham upside down?

Wayne was very pleased with his marriage.

His wife was beautiful, charming, sweet, and innocent. She treated his five children as her own, and she could even provide cover for his identity as the Dark Knight.

Most importantly, his lovely, thoughtful wife never asked what he did when he went out at night.

In other words, she had no idea about his secret identity.

One day, Batman came face-to-face with his nemesis, the Aurora Bird, who had vanished two years ago.

...Tch. Why wasn't the Aurora Bird dead yet?

The Aurora Bird stared at him with a complicated look, then took off her mask and called him "darling."

Not only was she alive, she was his wife.

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A gaming-addicted girl stayed up all night surfing the web and died suddenly.

Zhu Yu clutched her chest. Her final thought was: If I get another chance, I'll delete my browser history!!!

Then she really did get another chance, but in a cultivation novel with no internet, as a cannon-fodder character who appeared in barely three lines of the entire book.

The cultivation world was great, except for all the ways it wasn't.

Zhu Yu: Seriously, what's the point of a cultivation world without a keyboard to type on?

Her deep-seated obsession led Zhu Yu to forge a life-bound weapon of her very own, and she became a cultivation prodigy overnight.

Zhu Yu looked at her custom keyboard... her life-bound magical weapon, and slowly typed a question mark.

Senior Brothers and Sisters: What's our junior sister's weapon?

Zhu Yu: Um, it's a key...board?

Her whole sect wept with joy. The Sword Sect had a worthy successor, so they hurriedly appointed Zhu Yu as its senior sister.

Then Zhu Yu pulled out her keyboard.

Sword Sect disciples: ? Something's not right.

Senior Brother Sword Cultivator: This sword has a bizarre shape and looks completely harmless.

Zhu Yu sneered, pounded her keyboard, and unleashed a torrent of scathing abuse at her senior brother, dealing massive elemental damage.

Senior Brother: Seriously.

Cultivators' Duel Tournament.

Enemy: Little girl, what do you think of this move?

Zhu Yu hit copy and paste: Not bad, but it'll be mine in a second.

The Night Hunt.

The beast of the firmament, hailed as the strongest, fixed its gaze on Zhu Yu.

Senior Sister: Watch out, junior sister!

Zhu Yu aimed at the beast of the firmament and hit Delete. The beast, which had been glaring at her just a moment ago, vanished without a trace.

Zhu Yu glanced at the recycle bin: Yikes, why is this taking up 1.8 GB? Maybe I should permanently delete it.

Beast of the Firmament: Meow meow meow?

To confuse Zhu Yu and drive her into cultivation madness, the Ghost King invaded her mindscape. Green grassy hills, four-colored windows: it was a Windows desktop.

Compressed into a paper doll on the Windows desktop, he was surrounded by dozens of 360 Security Guards.

The Ghost King looked small and helpless before the security guards: Save me! Save me!

Then the demon realm invaded. Zhu Yu copied and pasted dozens of Immortal Venerables to fight the demons in shifts, then wrote code to build a giant robot, taking down one enormous monster after another with a single slash.

Zhu Yu: Uh, somehow this doesn't feel as impressive as typing on my keyboard.

Zhu Yu had somehow saved the cultivation world with her keyboard, and was elected its new ruler.

Her nickname: The Evil Keyboard Immortal.

Theme: Life is a one-way journey. Learn to enjoy it instead of resisting it.