[Western Crossover] A Penguin, But in Gotham

Updated at 8 p.m. Upcoming story: Me, Pursued by Three Bottles of Fake Liquor at Once What's a tuxedo bruiser? Black suit, white shirt, scarred face (Rick), and not someone to mess with. Black fur on its back, soft white fur on its belly, a scar on its face (Rick), and not someone to mess with. So they're tuxedo geese. An outside force invades Gotham. They appear and disappear without a trace, punching Arkham Asylum and kicking down Blackgate Penitentiary. In one night, they steal all the tuna from the seafood market, throw the criminal gangs scattered across the city's districts into chaos, attack cheese-ball vending machines, and steal an armored truck carrying weapons from the mob. Their unpredictable behavior leaves every faction unsure of their goal. All anyone knows is that they leave the place smelling of fish after every crime. The various factions speculate that this is the Penguin's latest scheme. After all, only the man codenamed Penguin would be likely to eat fish. So Batman pins the Penguin against a wall and demands to know what he's up to. The Penguin, unfairly blamed: I didn't do it! Four masked penguins emerge from the shadows. Boss: Hey, pal. You're the Penguin? From now on, we're claiming the name Penguin Gang. Cool pops a patent document out of his mouth. Kawaii says solemnly: We've registered the words "Penguin Gang" as our trademark. Using them without permission constitutes a crime. Under the law, you'll owe us five million dollars, or 2,746,578 tuna. Rookie says apologetically: I'm sorry. I tried to stop them. So?! The new force throwing Gotham into chaos is actually four talking penguins?! What harm could little penguins possibly do? They just want to eat tuna and, while they're at it, save the world. This story will be marked premium on Monday, August 22, 2022, with a 10,000-word update and a giveaway~ Reader's Guide 1. Don't ask whether this makes sense. The words "Penguin Commando" don't make sense in the first place. 2. The story is told mainly from the perspective of the four penguins (TV version), with Skipper as the focus. It's lighthearted and centered on the team, and there will be some OOC moments and lots of penguin interaction. 3. Later on, they'll turn into humans for a while, and the TV and movie versions of the characters will switch personalities. Upcoming story blurb: Rei Furuya, Hiromitsu Morofushi, and Shuichi Akai share a secret: they have a livestream seduction System. The System tells them that if they livestream their efforts to seduce Gin and get the most tips, they can bring down the entire organization. Full of fighting spirit, the Whiskies each bring out their signature skills, convinced that they'll be the hero who seduces Gin and destroys the organization. The day before yesterday, Bourbon brought Gin a handmade sandwich. Yesterday, Scotch played bass under Gin's apartment by moonlight. Today, Rye flirted with Gin at a bar. Believing they were shouldering the mission of bringing down the organization for the sake of the world, the three bottles of Whisky refused to back down from one another. But under their advances, Gin, who rarely interacted with them in the first place, ran even farther away. Everyone at the distillery was having a great time watching the show. #TheStoriesOfGinAndWhiskyThatMustBeTold# #TheSilver-HairedKillerTheWhiskiesPursuedBackThen# Gin also has a secret: his real name is Jin Kurosawa, and he's a top agent in an international counterterrorism organization. He's been undercover in the Black Organization for years, toiling in the darkness in the service of light, and through his tireless dedication has worked his way up to become the distillery's number-three man. Just as he was about to bring down the Black Organization once and for all, with only the final coordinated operation remaining, the organization's three top criminals suddenly began to suspect him. Every day, they came up with different excuses to get close to him, all in an effort to find something they could use against Gin. Gin had no choice but to delay the final operation and anxiously protect his secret identity. He had to make sure his undercover identity wasn't exposed. On the day the Black Organization was destroyed, the three Whiskies thought they could finally drop their disguises and arrest Gin. Instead, Gin produced his officially certified undercover credentials. The Whiskies: ...So they went to all that trouble to seduce an undercover agent who was planning to destroy the organization?! Reader's Guide: 1v1 ending, Gin is beloved by everyone, Gin's perspective (not limited to the Whiskies), Red Gin but with a personality much like Black Gin, and the author is a devoted Gin fan with a million layers of rose-colored glasses. Please be aware. Theme: Whether human or animal, treat everything around you with kindness and protect it as much as you can. Protect the beautiful environment.