Coming soon: Random Secret Identity Generator
After two straight nights of gaming, an internet-addicted girl died suddenly and transmigrated into the cultivation world as a cannon-fodder character.
Her overwhelming obsession forged a destined weapon of her own, and from that moment on, Bie Yu became a prodigy cultivator.
Bie Yu looked at her custom keyboard... her destined magical weapon, and slowly typed a question mark.
Sect Master and Peak Masters: What is your magical weapon?
Bie Yu: Um, it's a key... keyboard, I guess?
Her entire sect wept with joy. The Sword Peak had an heir at last, so they hurriedly assigned Bie Yu to become its senior sister.
Then Bie Yu pulled out her keyboard.
Sword Peak disciples: ? Something's not right.
Senior fellow cultivator: This sword looks bizarre and completely harmless.
Bie Yu sneered, pounded her keyboard, and unleashed a torrent of abuse at her senior fellow cultivator, dealing massive elemental damage.
Senior fellow cultivator: Nice.
Cultivator duel tournament.
Enemy: Little girl, how about this move?
Bie Yu hit copy and paste: Not bad, but in a second it'll be mine.
Night of the Hunt.
The legendary Devourer of Light glared menacingly at Bie Yu.
Senior fellow cultivator: Junior sister, be careful!
Bie Yu aimed at the Devourer of Light and pressed Delete. The beast, glaring at her one moment, vanished without a trace the next.
Bie Yu glanced at the recycle bin: Tsk, why is it taking up 1.8 GB? Maybe I should permanently delete it.
Devourer of Light: Meow meow meow?
To cloud Bie Yu's mind and drive her into cultivation madness, the Ghost King infiltrated her consciousness. Green hills and four-colored windows: a Windows desktop.
On the Windows desktop, he was compressed into a paper doll and surrounded by several 360 Security Guards.
The Ghost King, tiny and helpless before the security guards: Help me, help me!
The demon lord threw Bie Yu into a ten-thousand-year-old ice cave and left her to fend for herself.
Bie Yu sneered and sat down to render a 4K scene: I'm going to heat up! I'm going to get hot!
A month later, the demon lord came to check on the results. The ice cave was now full of birdsong and flowers, no longer cold at all. And Bie Yu? She was rendering her mansion, apparently preparing to settle down in the ice cave and set up her own household.
After accidentally saving the cultivation world with her keyboard, Bie Yu butterfly-effected the male and female leads' story and was chosen as the new ruler of the cultivation world.
Her nickname: Evil Keyboard Immortal.
This story will enter paid chapters on Monday, December 11, with a daily update of 10,000 characters!
A few things to know in advance:
1. The female lead is a mischievous troublemaker who enjoys messing with people, is a bit mean, and likes entertaining herself. She has an unusual way of thinking, and the story contains lots of commentary and some extremely dark humor, in keeping with the mental state of modern internet users.
2. This is my first time writing a historical fantasy. The language is very casual and internet-savvy. The side characters are dumbed down; it's a silly comedy, so don't think too hard while reading.
3. The female lead is very strong and wins through overwhelming superiority, but the story follows a gradual power-up progression. She will steadily awaken more abilities. It's a lighthearted comedy with little scheming.
Blurb captured in June 2022.
Coming soon:
After being hit by an unscrupulous Batmobile and waking up in the hospital, Yuluya finds herself with a Random Secret Identity Generator and a live-commentary feed.
Random Secret Identity Generator.
Randomly generated secret identities come with their own story-loading modules to enrich the player's experience.
Your secret identity is: Witcher.
The price: Your real body will go blind.
The Mirror Master tears open space, and monsters such as vampires, werewolves, banshees, and water ghosts pass through the rift into Gotham. A white-haired man on horseback, with two swords on his back, rides through the streets and alleys, hunting monsters.
"When good can no longer overcome evil, turn to the Witcher. He always keeps his word. Spare a coin for the Witcher." A children's song that began circulating in Gotham at some point.
Yuluya lies in bed, surrounded by darkness, unable to take care of herself.
Your secret identity is: Magical Girl.
The price: Your real body will become female.
Yuluya: ...Is that even polite?
A amnesiac girl who calls herself the Gun Magical Girl joins forces with the Bat Family to defeat witches as she searches for her memories. This adorable-looking magical girl wins a huge fanbase around the world.
The girl, who had formed a bond with the Bat Family, has no time to experience the warmth of family before the price of her wish corrupts her soul and turns her into a witch.
In her final battle with the Bat Family, the Gun Witch recovers her identity and memories.
"So... my wish was to die happily... at the hands of my family."
The Gun Witch speaks with a smile, then uses her last ounce of will to shoot herself. In the end, she still fails to achieve her wish.
Yuluya touches her chest: ...It really changed.
Your secret identities are: Magic Bullet Shooter, Warrior of Light, Ruined King, Strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer, Master Assassin.
The price: Being wanted worldwide, paying 10,000 yuan, being loved by everyone, having your sexual orientation reversed, your real body catching a bad cold, your real body getting a hangover...
Later, the System unlocks live commentary, indirectly turning Yuluya into a master of orchestrating events.
Comments: Haha, the Witcher definitely doesn't know his frail roommate he rescued is Red Robin.
Yuluya glances at the comments and drops Tim on the ground: Stop pretending, Red Robin.
Tim's thoughts: ...How does he know I'm Red Robin?
The high-profile glutton Bruce Wayne is secretly Gotham's Dark Knight. His smiling, black-hearted roommate is Red Robin, and the highlighted-haired punk living next door is the owner of the Iceberg Lounge, Red Hood.
Surrounded by masked vigilantes, Yuluya nervously clutches her countless secret identities: SOS
Theme: Learn to face the world with a smile. Even when we encounter setbacks and injustice, we should still love this world. Look at it from another angle, and you will still love it deeply.
Not even a moment of mourning for Bie Yu's time travel, the one who was rushing to the battlefield was——
Author's advance.
"Start with Mass Grave, but I am a Necromancer" Fantasy Sand Glyph
"Decent, but full favorability of the Demon Lord" fake fantasy sand sculpture that many people dislike
It ended so suddenly. I still felt a little dazed. It was like I took a shower and did foreplay for thirty minutes and then collapsed after two minutes.
To be honest, it's better not to watch this extra episode. I always feel that the demon king is forced to forgive, and the eldest brother is also very OOC.
How should I put it? Technically speaking, Bai Ling is actually innocent, but I just feel resentful. The main reason is that she is a vested interest. It is difficult for me not to accommodate her. Although I know intellectually that it is not her fault, it is really difficult to have no grudges. I originally disliked the plot of the original work, but the last scene time-traveled to the original work. I was really angry. Seeing that the second brother finally forgave Bie Jin, although I was angry, it was understandable. After all, this is the only family member left, but I am still angry.
Hahahahahaha The 100th Shishi City Chapter
Are you sick? I'm going to deal with this old man.
Isn't it the way of heaven to bid farewell to the rain?
Laughing to death, I feel like Sun Wukong is rushing back to Huaguo Mountain
Why don't you just make a wish and kill Bian Ying in the second transaction [question mark] (Of course, this design is more interesting at present, but it's just me who can't figure it out logically)
Press the claw, I saved it for a long time and couldn't bear to finish it. Woohoo.
Punishing Bats and Raising and Beating Enemy Hakka Children
[Phantom of the Opera] Possessions
[Comprehensive British and American] My Forum Connects Different Worlds
Start with Mass Grave, but I'm a Necromancer
After Pretending to Have Amnesia, the Archangel and the Devil Are Together
What Does the End of the World Have to Do with Me, the Archdruid?
Ke Xue Xiu Xian's I Am the Most Popular Comic
Before Transmigrating into a Book, I Lived in Florida
[Western Crossover] My Assassin Ex-Boyfriends Crawled Out of the Trash Can
[Western Crossover] How to Make a Semi-Truck Inherit My Business Empire
[Western Crossover] Owing Money and Bullying Gotham
A Righteous Hero, but the Demon Lord's Affection Is Maxed Out
Not even a moment of mourning for Bie Yu's time travel, the one who was rushing to the battlefield was—— Author's advance. "Start with Mass Grave, but I am a Necromancer" Fantasy Sand Glyph "Decent, but full favorability of the Demon Lord" fake fantasy sand sculpture that many people dislike
It ended so suddenly. I still felt a little dazed. It was like I took a shower and did foreplay for thirty minutes and then collapsed after two minutes.
To be honest, it's better not to watch this extra episode. I always feel that the demon king is forced to forgive, and the eldest brother is also very OOC.
How should I put it? Technically speaking, Bai Ling is actually innocent, but I just feel resentful. The main reason is that she is a vested interest. It is difficult for me not to accommodate her. Although I know intellectually that it is not her fault, it is really difficult to have no grudges. I originally disliked the plot of the original work, but the last scene time-traveled to the original work. I was really angry. Seeing that the second brother finally forgave Bie Jin, although I was angry, it was understandable. After all, this is the only family member left, but I am still angry.
Hahahahahaha The 100th Shishi City Chapter
Are you sick? I'm going to deal with this old man.
Isn't it the way of heaven to bid farewell to the rain?
Laughing to death, I feel like Sun Wukong is rushing back to Huaguo Mountain
Why don't you just make a wish and kill Bian Ying in the second transaction [question mark] (Of course, this design is more interesting at present, but it's just me who can't figure it out logically)
Press the claw, I saved it for a long time and couldn't bear to finish it. Woohoo.