[Sherlock + Harry Potter] Miss Miracle

BBC TV series fanfiction

Daphtil says, "What do you think? That I'd spend the rest of my life with a Muggle who has the emotional intelligence of a teaspoon, only cares about the fun of solving mysteries, and doesn't know a thing about magic?"

Sherlock says, "Why would you think I'd marry a witch with questionable intelligence who doesn't care about the fun of solving mysteries and only knows how to wave a stick around?"

Daphtil says angrily, "A man who only cares about the fun of solving mysteries!"

Sherlock counters, without a hint of doubt, "A woman who doesn't care about the fun of solving mysteries!"

Watson: "..."

Everyone else: "..."

In the end, the happy couple says, "Respect, blessings, and gratitude."

Watson: "I understand. Goodbye. You're stuck together for good."

Why come to London? Obviously, to fall in love.

Theme: Let go of Sherlock and let me have him.