After Faking My Death, I Became the Shinobi World's White Moonlight?

This book is also known as I Can't Be Your God, Therapist, Life Coach, Playmate, Best Friend, Closest Stranger, and Worst Enemy All at Once and Keep Making Things Up About Me and I'll Fake My Death Again. (Please be sure to check the content warnings and favorite tropes at the bottom before reading. If you like what you see, come on in!)

The official Naruto franchise has released a full-dive game!

Makō logged in right away, never expecting to be the first player. He also got lucky and drew a hidden time period, allowing him to create his character directly in the Warring States era.

What was he waiting for? Time to get started!

In his first life, he was randomly born as a window in the Senju household. That's right: after Hashirama, Tobirama, Kawarama, and Itama, he became Madoma.

Makō: ? Their naming skills are really awful. Wait, he literally is a window. They really are that awful.

What's the first thing you do when you arrive in the Warring States era? Buy some items to keep yourself alive, of course.

Otherwise, if anyone found out that the clan head's baby had the eyes of an adult, it would be over. He'd surely die of acute iron poisoning.

After his own father hauled him onto the battlefield when he was three, Makō really did learn his lesson. No normal person could survive this feudal, remixed version of the Warring States era. Everyone who survived was crazy. He should just let them wear each other down!

And so, with the help of his items and his tenacious will to live, Senju Madoma became a medical ninja and survived.

But his two older brothers started acting stranger and stranger.

...Their youngest brother had left them behind.

Hashirama and Tobirama wanted to create a world where their little brother could be with them.

Makō, who had finally achieved a Happy Ending on hell difficulty: ?

In his second life, Makō learned his lesson and decided to keep people at arm's length and watch what he said. He opened two accounts, planning to help himself out.

One of them became a mountain in the Uchiha clan. That's right, he became Mount Myoko: Uchiha Myoko.

The good news: he wasn't someone's little brother.

The bad news: he had become some kind of body double.

And so began Makō's life as both father and mother. He went out to fight during the day, then came home to handle clan affairs at night.

Uchiha Myoko: Before you stands the acting Uchiha clan head, master of clan administration, Uchiha doctor, relationship counselor, mental health healer, breadwinner for the clan, and everyone's shared father.

After more than twenty years of juggling all those roles, he finally couldn't take it anymore. He returned his eyes to the clan and went looking for his other secret identity.

...Only to be dragged back.

Makō was furious. Why were all of you still planning to kill my other secret identity? Why pile the pressure on an overworked salaryman? You weren't satisfied with the Happy Ending, and now that I'm quitting, you're still dragging me back to work?

In his third life, he had no choice. He spent money to reach the era of the Ninja Sect. He just wanted to see what was going on with the ancestors of the Senju and Uchiha clans, and whether something was wrong with their bloodlines.

It was.

Makō went through a miserable stretch of working at his real-life job and working in the game, too.

In his fourth life, after a crushing defeat, Makō took some time off. He never expected everyone to see him in their dreams.

In his fifth life, Makō wanted to try the pure mission-and-leveling system of the ninja villages, so he started a new save.

Wait, why are you all still alive in this timeline?

Reader's guide:

# There are delusions and wild assumptions, an extremely lovable protagonist, and the player's identity is never exposed.

# Pure wish fulfillment, with a lethal amount of one-sided crushes. Every character's romantic interest points only toward the protagonist! Everyone is fair game! The protagonist is always in the right! Includes various ninja characters, such as Senju older brother → protagonist ← Uchiha younger brother, with a lethal dose of love that turns twisted! Please make sure you're okay with this before coming in. (Heart)

# Parallel worlds. Along the protagonist's travels, multiple characters develop one-sided feelings for him. Love goes unreturned and emotions become twisted, but there is no official pairing in the end. The protagonist arrives alone and leaves alone. There will often be scenes of various ninjas making heart signs while the protagonist responds with a question mark. The story is mainly about his career, so it is classified as male-oriented with no central romance. Please make sure you're okay with that before reading!

# When I can't make sense of the official setting, some plot points in this story become my own interpretation.

# As of 2026.6.11

Theme: Love and the greater good, everything or nothing.