Name: [Western Crossover] Alluka Wants to Be a Batkid Too
Author: Want to Eat Fried Chicken and Drink Cola

Synopsis

Born into an assassin family?

The twin brother of the heir to an assassin family?

A stern dad and a neurotic mom?

Black hair and blue eyes?

And so, Aluka Zoldyck was reincarnated as Aluka Ogu, becoming Damian's twin brother in the League of Assassins.

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After Damian and Aluka returned to the Wayne family, everyone discovered that compared with Damian, who looked like a little tyrant, Aluka was delicate and adorable. He especially loved clinging to his family, and seemed nothing like someone who had grown up in the League of Assassins.

Until one day, Aluka held out his hand to the Joker, his smile bright and innocent:

"Joker, give me your liver."

"Joker, give me your spine."

"Joker, give me your brain."

"Joker, give me your heart."

After being refused four times in a row--

The "Nameless Thing" descended.

The Joker exploded like fireworks, flesh and blood scattered everywhere, and twisted rope people covered all of Arkham.

Aluka, who had done all this, still wore an innocent smile.

He held out both hands to his father as he rushed over and, as usual, wheedled, "Batman, I want chocolate candy."

In that moment, his familiar pleading took on an entirely new meaning.

--Aluka Ogu-Wayne, the wish-granting machine known as the "Nameless Thing." His ability is "Compulsion and Request."

[Reader's Guide]

1. This includes my own headcanons! This is my version of Aluka in the DC universe, with Aluka and the Nameless Thing as one. Aluka is the wish-granting machine called the "Nameless Thing," with only one consciousness, and his ability has also been changed a little.

2. The idea came from noticing how many elements Aluka and the Batkids have in common. The more you think about it, the more terrifying it gets! So why couldn't Aluka be a Batkid too? Hehe.

3. That's probably about it? I hope everyone enjoys reading!

4. I'm very sensitive, so please don't give me writing advice. Love and peace.

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