[Crossover] I'm Definitely Not Uchiha Madara

Before you open this story, please read the following carefully.

This is a lighthearted, laugh-out-loud story with severely out-of-character characters and a completely derailed plot. The author's deranged writing style may make you uncomfortable, so please prepare yourself before reading.

Blurb: What if Uchiha Obito, who had toyed with the armies of the Five Great Nations, teased the tailed beasts, beaten up his teacher, stabbed his teammates, become the Ten-Tails' jinchuriki, and reached the pinnacle of life, became Uzumaki Naruto?

Well, now the entire ninja world knows that both "Uchiha Madara" and "Uchiha Obito" are still alive!

You ask why Madara is still involved?

Because whenever Naruto is asked his name, he instinctively answers...

# Uchiha Madara #

Naruto: I'm not Uchiha Madara, damn it!

Tobirama: Then who are you?

Naruto: Uchiha Obito!

Obito: I was just eating a red bean cake. Can someone tell me where this guy who claims to be me came from?

Kakashi: There's something I want to say, but I don't know if I should. So, Obito, you lived to 32 instead of 14? Do you enjoy watching people visit your grave?

Hashirama: Madara! My dear friend! Let's go skip stones!

Naruto: I said I'm not Madara! Are you deaf, you stupid block of wood? I'm Obito! Obito! Uchiha Obito!

Obito: I'm the real Obito!

The Akatsuki: Aren't you Uchiha Madara?

Obito: I'm not Uchiha Madara, damn it!

*Reader's guide:

This is a story where the plot has gone missing, and an Obito living inside Naruto, another Obito disguised as Tobi, and a slightly corrupted Kakashi wreak havoc on the ninja world and even other worlds!*

① Also known as: "I'm Uchiha Obito, Damn It!" Please note: The first part is fixed! The main story branches off after Naruto leaves Konoha, splitting into different storylines and endings. The first main storyline includes side stories in other worlds!

② Naruto (Obito) has a double Mangekyo Sharingan bug, so beware! (Without Kamui, you can't have fun.)*

③ Both Obitos are severely, terminally multiple-personality cases. Characters may be OOC, and there will be plot holes, so don't take it too seriously.*

④ Different main storylines, pairings undecided! Naruto (Obito) is the top; the specific pairing depends on how the story goes. (No matter what, it's a crack pairing!)*

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