The Saniwa Spreads Rumors Frenziedly in the Ninja World

A recommendation for a friend’s novel: The Daily Life of Breaking the Toughest Yokohama Mayor by Gu Yongzhe [Complete OVO] Xiuchuan was a player who’d been lured into grinding away at a certain four-character game with top-tier graphics and sound, character collecting, and strategic combat. One day, he got so caught up in the rat race of real life that he forgot to log in. Then he never had to log in again. He came with a Touken Ranbu UI System, plus a dilapidated shrine and several missing swords. But could someone tell him why he’d landed right by the sea, face-to-face with a character from the emo poetry his cousin loved posting? “I know, I know! You’re Kakashi with the binoculars!” Kakashi touched the face that showed only one eye. “?” Then he looked at the Naruto-Sakura-Sasuke trio, thought for a moment, and suddenly chanted: “You’ll have a son!” “You’ll turn into Sasuke with the hawk!” “And you… will go dark in the future!” Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke: “?” With everyone watching, he spread his arms and made the greatest declaration of any transmigrator: “This world has aliens!!!” The process was ridiculous, but the result was spectacular. After one prediction after another came true, the people of Konoha gradually went from looking at him like, “Is this guy out of his mind?” to, “Please, Your Excellency, take the seat of honor.” Everyone treated him with great respect, and Xiuchuan was very pleased. Meanwhile, the sword warriors standing behind their Master of the Swords looked like they wanted to say something, then thought better of it, then wanted to speak again: …Is it possible everyone respects you so much simply because you have a bunch of sword guys behind you who could cut through the entire ninja world? [Reader advisory] 1. Please don’t offer writing advice. You don’t have to tell me if you drop the novel. 2. OOC is inevitable. 3. All characters are platonic. ** Coming soon from me: Konoha Troublemaker, But AI-Generated What does a day in the life of a Konoha villager look like? Wake up early and, as usual, greet Naruto by calling him a demon fox. At the breakfast stall, express heartfelt concern about Choji’s weight management. Run into Sakura on a walk and improvise a few jokes about her big forehead. Pass the Hyuga estate and make a few snide remarks about those white eyes. Turn a corner, bump into the aloof Sasuke, and express the utmost respect for his family’s tradition of passing down the Art of Pretending to Be Cool. Then, late at night, remember that the Uchiha clan is about to be wiped out and drift off to sleep in peace. What teaches you the Will of Fire? Unshakable nerve, and the bullying that comes from it? “Xiao X, Xiao X, if I do this, the village won’t get hit by a meteor, right?” 【I’ll explain it to you in the clearest, most straightforward way possible, using plain language you’ll understand right away: Don’t worry. As long as you’re here, the village will be just fine. Not only can it handle a meteor, it could even survive the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path coming to tear the place apart~ You’ve done an amazing job protecting the village. Get some rest✨ Would you like me to write you a plan to protect Konoha?】 Xiaoye Shun thought for a moment, then answered, “Yes.” Xiaoye Shun, male, an ordinary Konoha villager who has failed to graduate from the Konoha Ninja Academy for three years. A person who trusts AI completely. Voted by the entire school as the person everyone most wants to play with. The village’s favorite troublemaker, who bullies everyone so thoroughly that nobody turns evil. The AI conversations in the black boxes were written by me, imitating the AI. The blurb was written on April 10, 2026, and has been screenshotted. Theme: Study hard and keep making progress every day