Please, I Want a Funny Cultivation Novel, Ideally One That'll Make Me Laugh Myself to Death in Bed 求求了,想要搞笑的修仙文,最好能把我笑死在床上
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My Junior Sister Is a Genius with a Rebellious Streak, So Why Does She Keep Trying to Hide in the Outer Sect? 小师妹天才但反骨,咋总想苟外门
[Strong Female Lead + Goofy Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Absurd Meme Humor + Unhinged Shenanigans + No Romance] Damn, this freaking world is great. Every day brings a whole new set of problems for me to deal with., Ye Hua After transmigrating into the cultivation world, Ye Hua becomes a disposable supporting character, a stepping stone and tool who gives the beloved heroine spirit pets and fame. Ye Hua figures that instead of pushing herself to the limit, she might as well cut herself some slack...
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- 2 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 19.5kReads9.2Score2kShelves
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Daily Life at the Unorthodox Cultivation Academy 非正常修仙学院日常
[One-on-One Romance] [Ensemble Cast] [Absurd Cultivation Daily Life] [Together We're a Lump of Rotten Rats, Apart We're Stars Across the Sky] Shang Shixu died and was reborn. The good news: her childhood friend was in this world too. The bad news: she was the scheming female supporting character, and her childhood friend was the original male lead. Shang Shixu's System: Host, please cooperate and complete the original scheming supporting character's mission to break up the male and female leads!
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Heavenly Dao, Your Chosen One Is Into Men 天道你家气运之子是男给给
[Two male leads / both virgins / 1v1 / nontraditional cultivation / transmigration / System / childhood friends / jokes and memes] (Original title: Did the Senior Brother and Junior Brother Hook Up Today?) [Senior Brother Lingzhou Qing (top) x Junior Brother Xie Tingyu (bottom)] After dying in a plane crash, Xie Tingyu is taken by a System named 666 to another world, where he’s sent back to the womb to start over. He thinks having a System means he’ll have a golden finger, but this lousy 666 Sy
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- 5 Transmigrated as a Background NPC, I’m Courting the Beloved of Everyone 穿成路人npc,攻略万人迷 [Two male leads + cultivation + two powerful leads + transmigration + lighthearted comedy + carefree, irreverent NPC with endless complaints × canonically popular, scheming heartthrob gong] Ge Shanqing accidentally got bound to the Lone Wolf System and transmigrated into a world of cultivation. Here, he was a passerby NPC with no part in the plot, and his only mission was to stay alive. Well, if staying alive was all he had to do, that still left him free to enjoy life in the cultivation world~ 42kReads9.3Score5.1kShelves
- 6 The Universally Disliked Ran Away Carrying the Dragon Ancestor’s Egg! 万人嫌揣着龙祖的蛋跑了! [Both leads are devoted to each other + transmigrate into a book + unconventional cultivation + extra sweet] Xie Tian transmigrates into a book as a universally hated cannon-fodder character, only to run into a dragon who’s in the middle of a fit of madness. With a disastrous start, Xie Tian ignores his serious injuries and makes a run for it the very next day. After spending a carefree year in the human world, Xie Tian suddenly discovers that his already meager spiritual energy is dwindling by 27.7kReads8.9Score3kShelves
- 7 Cultivation: Recording the Good Life 修仙:记录美好生活 After obtaining the Record System, all Lu Yao has to do is capture interesting moments to earn all kinds of rewards. And so begins his recording journey in the world of cultivation. “This year’s list of prodigies has to have Saint Son Lingyun at the top, right?” “The top swordsman of Beiyuan would be a reasonable choice too.” “The Nine-Tailed Heavenly Demon? It’s a bit of a stretch, but I guess that works too.” “...” “What do you mean some nobody defeated every prodigy single-handedly, and there 103.2kReads9.0Score9.8kShelves
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The Strongest Zombie System in History 史上最强僵尸系统
[System + Zombie Apocalypse + Ruthless and Decisive + Shameless Underlings + Lighthearted Power Fantasy] [No Goody-Two-Shoes + High Intelligence + Extremely Cunning + The Patriarch Hands Him the Knife] Qin Feiyu has a terminal illness. When he opens his eyes, he's transmigrated into a fantasy world where the strong prey on the weak! Not only is this body a good-for-nothing whose cultivation has been crippled, but his rival has also stolen his fiancee, and he's died after suffering endless humili
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After I Was Reborn, My Brothers and Rivals All Clung to Me 重生后兄弟宿敌都贴了上来
[Funny Cultivation + Rebirth + Everyone’s Favorite + No Official Pairing + Ship Whoever You Like] In his previous life, Lin You was framed and cruelly turned into a cultivation furnace. The brothers around him kicked him while he was down, tormenting him in body and mind for half his life. In the end, he blew himself up to save his sect. Heaven had mercy: Lin You was reborn! And he still had the Nascent Soul power
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I Asked You to Reform the Villain, So Why Are You Recreating the Crime Scene? 让你感化反派,怎么还原案发现场
[Rivalry for the heroine] [Love-triangle drama] [Everyone is obsessed with her] [Everyone's favorite] [Goofy junior sister] [All male characters are virgins] [Comedy] On the first day Lin Zhi transmigrated into a book, she awakened the Super Alpha Demon Pill System. She had eleven villains. Master: “Oh, you want to betray your master? Our sect doesn't have master-betrayers. We only have disciples who all die.” “Master, stick your head through this noose. Your disciple will personally send yo
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- 11 My Junior Sister Played the Suona All Night, Sending Off Everyone in the Sect 师妹唢呐吹半宿,宗门上下齐送走 [Transmigrate into a book + romantic rivalry + beloved by all + goofy comedy + sweet romance] While everyone else transmigrates into a book and slaughters their way through it, Lin Xuan is a supporting actress who has to make room in the courtyard for a dog. She grabs her former senior brother's chamber pot and flees in the middle of the night. "My new sect master is handsome and graceful, and every one of my senior brothers is virile with a fine backside." The eldest senior brother is the fourt 1.8kReads8.7Score372Shelves
- 12 We’ve All Transmigrated into a Book, So Why Are You Still Exploiting Me, You Shameless Jerk? 都穿书了,你个不要脸的还压榨我 [Transmigrate Into a Book] [Beloved by All] [Hilarious] [Unhinged] Su Ning transmigrates into a novel about a lovesick simp, becoming the junior sister everyone bullies, the one even dogs kick when they see her. On her very first day in the book, she pulls down her fourth senior brother's underwear. She silently helps him pull it back up. "Senior Brother, your legs are pretty pale. Where'd you get those prosthetics?" Life in the sect is rough. Everyone dislikes her and takes advantage of her 5.1kReads8.7Score666Shelves
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Ruling the World: I'm the Richest Man in the Cultivation World 镇世:我在修仙界当首富
"You shouldn't be too much like Wang Mo!" That's how everyone who knows Wang Mo describes him. Wang Mo transmigrates to the Great Wilderness Realm. Other people cultivate with pills, hard training, and seclusion. He gets ahead by scamming people, making money, and getting struck by lightning. He's so shameless he practically smokes, and even his farts take a detour. Calling him that is practically a compliment. His motto is "win people over with virtue." His catchphrase is "Don't mess with
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Who Stands at the Peak of the Immortal Path? One Look at This Fool, and the Dao Is Lost 仙路尽头谁为峰,一见沙雕道成空
[Invincible protagonist + hilarious xianxia + wonderfully bizarre ideas + one heroine + nonstop thrills] Chen Changsheng is an unparalleled genius determined to become “the most respectable person in the Immortal Realm.” Unfortunately, his talent is too great and he ascended too early, so his values never caught up with his cultivation. While others cultivate immortality by meditating on the Dao, scheming against one another, and fighting over opportunities, he studies how to use immortal arts t
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The Whole Sect Is Crazy, and It's All Thanks to Our Little Junior Sister 满门癫佬,全靠小师妹带飞
[Ensemble cast + absurd comedy + outrageous antics + everyone’s favorite] After Li Li worked herself to death, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel and became a cannon-fodder female supporting character. Her only purpose was to be a stepping stone for the heroine. If the heroine wanted a spirit sword, she took Li Li’s. If she wanted resources, she took Li Li’s. She even stole Li Li’s own father. Li Li packed up and fled down the mountain that very night, only to be picked up halfway by a c
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Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害
His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o
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Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命!与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽
[Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统?我不是刚刚绑定过了吗?
[Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol
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The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人
[Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo
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A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世,我的满级马甲藏不住了
[Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin
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The Rebellious Daughter, Xu Yao 逆女许瑶
Transmigration, hunting, strong female lead, leveling up, ruthless and decisive. If you’re interested in this book, you can keep reading Against the Current: Xu Yao in the Cultivation World. The man set down his catch and sat across from Xu Yao as if they were old friends. “When did you learn to hunt? People in the village say you got over your idiocy and then went crazy. Is that true?” Xu Yao gritted her teeth. “Yes, I’m crazy. When I get really crazy, I eat people.” The man grinned. “Heh, I do
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- 23 The Rebellious Xu Yao in the Cultivation World 逆女许瑶之修仙界 Cultivation | No Romance | Transmigrated, Powerful Female Lead | Decisive and Ruthless Ensemble Cast. This is the official sequel to The Rebellious Girl Xu Yao. It’s recommended that you read the original first. Xu Yao and her companions travel through more than a dozen realms, great and small. Starting from nothing, they save up spirit stones, temper their life-bound treasures, master the Sacred Demon Body Art, seize secret realms and formations, unite the Central Island, and are named the Dem 206Reads—Score—Shelves
- 24 Reborn as a Little Mouse in the Cultivation World 穿成修仙界的小老鼠 Reborn as a Little Mouse in the Cultivation World 361Reads—Score—Shelves
- 25 The Useless Disciple of the Hehuan Sect Is a Sword Cultivator 合欢宗的废材是剑修 The Useless Member of the Hehuan Sect Is a Sword Cultivator 196Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Cultivate the Path of Ruthlessness, So Why Make Me the Devoted Second Male Lead? 我修无情道,你让我当深情男二?
(The rating will rise once it has just been released) [Ruthless Dao] [No Romance] [Sword Cultivator] [Ensemble Cast] [Lighthearted Style] [On-Screen Comments] Chi Jiang: a name that alone makes countless geniuses in the cultivation world tremble. Rumor has it he is a child from another sect. Born with sword bones and an exceptional spirit root, he has the perfect setup for a male lead! That's what you think, right? Before he bound to a system, Chi Jiang thought he had landed the script of a powe
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My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙
[Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans.
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You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈?她把人头都锤爆了
The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl
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- 29 The Whole Sect Rebels After Reading My Mind 满门炮灰读我心后,全宗造反了 Completed, a short-to-medium-length story! [Feel-good power fantasy + adored by everyone + transmigrate into a book + hilarious + absurd + romance + mind reading + cultivation] Zhou Liuliu tried to imitate other people by flying on a sword, but took things too far and ended up transmigrating into a cultivation novel as a member of a doomed sect. Knowing the plot, Zhou Liuliu assumed her doomed senior brothers and sisters would die one by one in increasingly horrible ways. Little did she know, th 8.4kReads9.1Score923Shelves
- 30 What Do You Mean, Evil Cultivator? My Junior Sister Is as Righteous as They Come 什么邪修啊?我家师妹超正经的 [Goofy, transmigration, unhinged, pocket dimension, cultivation with no pretensions] Miao Miaomiao transmigrates into a cultivation harem novel as a disposable side character. After the sect cuts out her heart and lungs, the original owner is dumped in the wilderness. Then she rises from the dead! With a chance to obtain an infinite pocket dimension, she decisively returns to the sect for revenge. The sect is covered in barriers? Miao Miaomiao casts a sinister glance toward the graves behind the 38.9kReads8.9Score5.2kShelves
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My Sow Is No Ordinary Pig: She Gave Birth to Two Elephants 我家母猪不一般竟然生出两头象
In his dream, Lin Bufan sees the beauty in his arms with a pig's head and jolts awake in fright. At dawn, he goes to the pigpen and sees that his sow looks just like the beauty from his dream. She has also given birth to two elephants. Later, he accidentally discovers that the two elephants must be butchered or they will die, and eating their meat can produce spiritual roots. With this heaven-defying opportunity, he enters the Baiyun Sect as a menial disciple, rises through the ranks, crushes co
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Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关,我穿书一心求死
[Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine
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- 33 My Junior Sister Is Gifted, but Lacks Virtue 小师妹天资绝卓,但五行缺德 [Absurd comedy, transmigration, no romance, irreverent cultivation] While other people transmigrated into wealth and privilege, Chi Yu became a lowly servant in a sect, bullied by everyone and forced to wash even her junior sister's chamber pot. She decisively quit that miserable life and fled in the dead of night with a sack over her shoulder. She had planned to quietly be a good girl, but her cunning, shameless nature was already deep in her bones, and it turned out to be contagious. After Chi 12.3kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves
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I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙,没让你祸害修仙界啊!
[Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca
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- 35 My Senior Brother the Villain Is Unreliable, So I'd Better Rely on Myself 反派师兄不靠谱我还是自强不息吧 [A little silly, a little funny, a little too mischievous. If you want serious cultivation fiction, don’t read this] Chu Ge wakes up one day as a cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. In the early stages, when the heroine has no spirit stones, the cannon-fodder villainess becomes her walking cash pouch. In the middle, when the heroine’s spiritual root is damaged, the cannon fodder is made to give hers up. Later, when the heroine is targeted for assassination, the cannon fodder becomes 3.7kReads8.9Score457Shelves
- 36 I Was Killed 99 Times from the Start, So I Went Completely Crazy 开局被噶99次,我直接原地发疯 [Transmigration] [Wacky comedy] [Unorthodox cultivation] [Happy ending] After transmigrating into the villainess of a cultivation novel, Yan Xiaoyi wasn't worried at all. She had the script in hand, so what could go wrong? Then she got killed ninety-nine times from the start, and completely lost it. She went crazy right on the spot! At the same time, she awakened a System called “Invincible, Ruthless, Ultimate, Wildly Awesome, Sky-High Test Version 0.01,” shortened to “Ruthless-Awesome System.” 18.1kReads8.7Score3.1kShelves
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You’re Possessive, I’m Unhinged: I’m Taking the Cultivation World by Storm 你病娇,我疯癫,修真界里拽炸天
[Mutual Devotion, Yandere, Mind Reading, Anti-Romance, Transmigrate into a Book] [Yandere, Gloomy Male Lead × Goofy Female Lead] [Also known as: What Happened After the Best Actor and Best Actress Tried to Act Their Way Through a Romance and Both Fell Flat] After transmigrating into a cultivation novel as a minor character destined to die, Chi Yu is told by the System to win over the male lead, Shen Yanzhou. If she succeeds, she'll get ten billion. Chi Yu: Money doesn't matter. The main thing is
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I Feared Pain, So I Forged Myself into the Toughest Woman 因为怕痛,我把自己炼成最硬女人
[No romance, though the bonus chapters may have a romantic subplot] Chu Jiao was walking along minding her own business when someone who jumped from a building hit her, leaving her covered in blood. She died on the spot. When she woke up, she discovered she had transmigrated into a xianxia novel as a plot device. In the novel, Chu Jiao was a diligent human shield. Whenever the female lead was in mortal danger, she would show up right on cue and take every blow for her, like a walking shield. Th
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Transmigrated as a Fierce Dao-Seeking Immortal, I Marry a Beggar from the Start 穿成泼辣悟道仙子,开局嫁乞丐
[Fantasy romance + comedy + strong female lead + equally matched couple + feel-good power fantasy + ancient setting] "The heroine is fiery, while the hero is the reincarnation of the Cold Moon Sword Sovereign from the Immortal Realm, reborn to cultivate again. The story is wildly imaginative and a little unhinged, so buckle up!" Su Zhimo, a woman in her early twenties, accidentally transmigrates to another world, a cultivation realm of towering sects where humans, demons, and monsters coexist. S
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The First Slacker Sister in the Cultivation World 修仙第一摆烂师姐
Reborn into a cultivation novel as Yun Chuan'an, the sect's genius senior sister, she learns that the original owner devoted herself completely to protecting the sect, only to die when her cultivation was destroyed. Yun Chuan'an slapped her thigh. “I'm done being a workhorse!” From then on, while the whole sect worked itself to the bone, she slacked off; while everyone risked death exploring secret realms, she brewed tea; and while the Demon Venerable's forces loomed and panic gripped everyone,
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Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的?
[Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene
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- 42 EN Junior Brother, Don’t Cultivate Immortality Like That 师弟,别这么修仙 By a stroke of fate, Lu Changsheng is brought into a sect and becomes the junior disciple of Qingyun Peak. Having seen how brutal the path of cultivation can be, he decides to keep a low profile and hide his true abilities. While his senior brothers cultivate, he sleeps. While his fellow disciples take part in trials, he slacks off. Under countless watchful eyes, he does the same thing day after day for ten years, never wavering in his commitment to being a quiet schemer. Until one day, everyone 59.1kReads9.0Score5.2kShelves
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From the Start, I Blasted the Furnace Ten Thousand Times, and Every Pill Was a Worthless Dud 开局炸炉一万次,全是老六废丹
[Comedy + Transmigration + Cheat Powers + Scheming Side Characters + Cultivation] Senior Brother: “Lin Chen! What kind of pill did you give me? Why has my little brother disappeared?!” After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Lin Chen bound himself to a ridiculous Alchemy System with a zero percent success rate. After blowing up the furnace ten thousand times, all he produced were useless pills from the underworld: super-strength pills, potent laxatives, hair-removal cream... Despised by t
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Pay to Cultivate Immortality: My Sect Is a Little Too Powerful 付费修仙,我的宗门有亿点点强
[Pay-to-Play Cultivation] [Blackhearted System] [Misunderstandings] [Comedy] Fang Cheng transmigrates to the world of cultivation and awakens a blackhearted System. As long as he establishes a sect, recruits disciples, and makes them pay to cultivate, he can reach the pinnacle of life. Great Dream Immortal Sect: Cultivate for one spirit stone a month! No spiritual roots or talent required, just an unwavering heart devoted to the Dao. Fang Cheng laughs when he sees this recruitment ad. If he actu
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Transmigrating to Cultivate: The Idiom System Forces Me to Become a Sect Master 穿越修仙:成语系统逼我当宗主
[System | Cultivation | transmigrate | Comedy | Idiom Blind Boxes | Anti-Cliché] Chen Busi, a jinx who just swore, “May lightning strike me dead,” gets struck on the spot and transmigrates into a menial disciple in a Cultivation sect! The moment he opens his eyes, he's bound to the infuriating [Idiom-to-Cash System]. Other people open boxes and get divine weapons. He gets “Death Warrant”! Penniless? Bankrupt on the spot! Ready to take a blade for someone? A real blade in the ribs! Short and
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Shocking! My Junior Sister's Teammates Are All Picked Up Along the Way 震惊,小师妹的队友全靠捡
[Four-Person Team] [Xianxia-Inspired] [Ensemble Cast] [Sect Life] [Light Humor] [Redemption] [Unity] [No CP, No Romance Allowed in This Cultivation Story!] A somewhat unorthodox account of orthodox Daoist cultivators on their path to immortality. In the early part, they cultivate merit in the mortal world through several short stories. Later, they enter a secret realm for a chaotic free-for-all, with multiple sects joining in. The four youngsters save one another and grow together. There is too
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My Sect Is Full of Hidden Dragons and Young Phoenixes, but My Junior Sister Is the Best of Them All 满宗卧龙凤雏,师妹她是个中翘楚
What should you do if you accidentally become the senior sister who serves as a stepping stone for the female lead in a novel? Gu Xia is in a complicated mood after from the start receiving a wonderful package deal: a huge drop in cultivation and a blind master who plays favorites. There’s no way she’s going to admit she did anything wrong. She hands back her disciple token, dusts herself off, and heads down the mountain to find a new backer. Instead, she leaps straight to the top and joins the
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The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统,敌人都被整疯了
[Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it.
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I Run a Mental Hospital in the Immortal Realm 我在仙界开精神病院
Lin Xiao transmigrated into a dilapidated Taoist temple and awakened the [Strongest Mental Hospital System]. First mission: Admit a critically ill patient and make him perform “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style” in public. Lin Xiao: “System, this is the world of immortal cultivation. Are you sure I won’t get slapped to death by some Nascent Soul patriarch?” From then on, the entire Xuanhuang Great World went completely off the rails, and even the women’s ward in Lin Xiao’s harem ran out of room: [B
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Cultivating My Body to Immortality as a Servant Disciple 苟在杂役弟子炼体成仙
This book is all about lying low and growing stronger, avoiding trouble, focusing purely on body cultivation, and steadily cultivating to immortality! Young Lin Xiu was once a prodigy of his sect, but after being ambushed by a villain, his meridians were shattered and his dantian destroyed. Reduced to a laughingstock and demoted to a servant disciple, he stumbled upon a Chaos Gourd on the brink of death. The gourd contains the origin of chaos. It cannot absorb spiritual energy, but it can refine
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