Lin Xiao transmigrated into a dilapidated Taoist temple and awakened the [Strongest Mental Hospital System].
First mission: Admit a critically ill patient and make him perform “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style” in public.
Lin Xiao: “System, this is the world of immortal cultivation. Are you sure I won’t get slapped to death by some Nascent Soul patriarch?”
From then on, the entire Xuanhuang Great World went completely off the rails, and even the women’s ward in Lin Xiao’s harem ran out of room:
[Bed 001 · Xiao Qing (Sweet, Adorable Head Nurse)]: “Director, my spiritual power signal is at full bars again. I’m burning up… Hurry and hug me, help me turn down the signal!”
[Bed 002 · Su Qingxue (Aloof Sword Immortal)]: “Director Lin, does this ‘allergy to men’ really require close-contact desensitization? You… If you come any closer, I’ll draw my sword (blushing)!”
[Bed 003 · Xia He (Violent War Goddess)]: “So what if I have no sense of direction? Laugh at me again and I’ll tie you up and take you back to my chambers as my bed-warming consort! Don’t run, give me directions!”
Lin Xiao put on his white coat, hung a stethoscope around his neck, and pulled out a defibrillator:
“Demon Lord over there, stop running around. This is a textbook case of PTSD. You need a couple of electrotherapy sessions!”
“Holy Maiden, please behave. I’m a doctor, not your personal trainer! Hey… Don’t take that off! There’s nothing wrong with you there!”
Watch how a top modern psychologist overwhelms the world of immortal cultivation!
Don’t talk to me about cultivation techniques. Let’s talk about your childhood trauma.
Don’t talk to me about realms. Let’s talk about whether you’ve paid your registration fee!
[Multiple heroines + high-energy interactions + overwhelming the world with modern know-how + wild imagination + invincible protagonist]
