Please, I Want a Funny Cultivation Novel, Ideally One That'll Make Me Laugh Myself to Death in Bed 求求了,想要搞笑的修仙文,最好能把我笑死在床上
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I Transmigrated to Great Qin to Give Emperor Shi Huang the Elixir of Immortality 穿越大秦:给始皇帝送长生不老药
I transmigrated into Xu Fu’s body in a way that’s hard to explain. Who knew that right after I presented my fascinating old ancestor with an elixir of immortality, I’d be blown to death by that useless System? Seeing Fusu sobbing uncontrollably as he mourned me in sackcloth and ashes, I felt it was worth it. But later… When I saw the soul-trapping banner I’d made belching black smoke, The First Emperor and the others actually said that Qin preferred the color black… But when a great swarm of bla
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Divine Ability Envoy: I Get Stronger Just by Eating Sweet Potatoes 神通使者:竟然吃番薯就能变强
(System) + (Comedy) + (Multiple Heroines) + (Each heroine has her own romance arc). On New Year's Eve, Chen Tian choked to death on a roasted sweet potato. When he opened his eyes again, he had become a good-for-nothing with a mixed spiritual root, the lowest of the low in the cultivation world. Starving and close to death, he dug a rotten sweet potato out of a pile of weeds. It had been gnawed on by demonic insects and was already rotting and stinking. With nothing left to lose, he swallowed it
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At Sixty, I Passed the Provincial Exam; Reading Helped Me Ascend to Immortality 六十岁老举人,我靠读书修成仙
[Poverty-Stricken Old Provincial Graduate + Cultivation Through Literature + Comedic Contrast + Ordinary-Man Protagonist] Chen Yanqiu, sixty-two years old, is the poorest provincial graduate in Qingyang County. He spent forty years chasing scholarly honors without passing the palace examination, and taught for forty years while his tuition fees dwindled year by year. He married a butcher’s daughter and gets chased around and beaten with a rolling pin every day. He thought his life would be jus
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Cold and Aloof Master, Why Do You Keep Trying to Turn the Tables on Me? 清冷师尊,怎么总想反向攻略我?
[Master (Eldest Senior Sister) + Junior Sister + Demon Sect's Supreme Lady + Reverse Conquest + Master and Disciple + Contrast] When Chu Qingci, the eldest senior sister, emerged from seclusion, she noticed something strange about a servant disciple in the herb garden. A screen of light hovered above his head, displaying stats like intimacy, mood, and energy, each with a corresponding value. A program called The Sect's Strongest Disciple Cultivation Plan appeared. To raise this disciple, the eld
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Conquering the Cultivation World, Starting with an Evil Cultivator Girlfriend 称霸修仙界,从捡个邪修女友开始
[Tech Cultivation] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Multiple Heroines] Wu Nai never imagined that the robot girlfriend he built with his own hands would slap him straight into the cultivation world. Even more absurdly, an evil cultivator ancestor took over his robot girlfriend's body, and he gained a life mentor! While other cultivators meditate and breathe their way toward greater power, Wu Nai uses his data core to master technology and cheat his way through cultivation. His dignified and beautiful sen
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The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门:祖师爷是个大忽悠
(A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca
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I Never Meant to Show Off, but This Scapegoat Role Is Just Too Perfect 真没想人前显圣,奈何黑锅太给力
On the Tianlan Continent, the Great Dao is merciless, and one’s aptitude determines life or death. Gou Fugui, who is deathly afraid of dying, arrives with a mysterious “Fortune-Making Rice Cooker” and transmigrates into the lowest-ranking kitchen helper at the Taixuan Sect. He only wants to spend his days boiling scraps of rusty metal and simmering failed pills, quietly lying low in pursuit of immortality. But who could have guessed that the broken cooker would forcibly drain his lifespan, and t
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- 108 Why Does the Entire Cultivation World Say I’m the Villain? 怎么全修仙界都说我是反派 [No romance + transmigration + powerful female lead + ensemble cast + lighthearted comedy + a strong female lead who grows over time] Jiang Xin did go on to kill a lot of people. But she always thought she was a good person. A remarkably good person, in fact. If someone by the roadside was about to die, she'd save them if she could. If a friend got into trouble, she'd really risk her life for them. As for the people she killed, well, they all had it coming. Before any of that happened, Jiang Xin 476Reads—Score120Shelves
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The Essence of Cultivation Is Physics 修仙的本质是物理
Infinite Flow, hilarious, witty, System, cultivation, physics, wild imagination, decisive and ruthless, play the pig to eat the tiger, another world, the rise of Huaxia, dungeon challenges Cultivation? What’s there to cultivate? Are you good at physics? No? Perfect, neither am I! And I still became an immortal!, Li Kaiqi, True Lord of Peace Through the Annihilation of Enemies I’m the only Huaxia expert in the mission world. It’s not because I have exceptional talent, but because... Hey, hey, hey
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Me, a Menial, Cultivating into an Immortal Through Lies and Scams 我,杂役,靠坑蒙拐骗修成仙
No System, no transmigration! This book is absurd and hilarious! Li Ergou, a shameless country boy, stumbles upon immortals fighting in the back hills. He avoids getting mixed up in the killing and settles for looting, scoring a space stone that can hold living creatures and a storage ring for free. From then on, he becomes hooked on cultivation. A fortune-teller tricks him into going to the Yihong Brothel to sell himself as a servant. Instead, he meets a down-and-out immortal maiden and learns
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Cultivation: I Just Want to Slack Off, So How Did I Become Invincible? 修仙:我只想摆烂,怎么就无敌了
[Slacker protagonist] [System] [Misunderstandings and accidental showing off] [Funny Cultivation] [Forced to be invincible] [Anti-overwork] [Epic scenes fueled by others’ imaginations] [Satisfying read] In his previous life, Li Xianyu was a 996 office drone who worked himself to death in a cubicle. After he transmigrates to a Cultivation world consumed by cutthroat competition, he becomes a good-for-nothing outer disciple of the Qingyun Sect who hasn’t advanced in two years. He has just three da
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The Cheat-Wielding Lad Takes the Cultivation World by Storm 开挂小子玩转修仙界
[Funny and lighthearted + Upgrade spirit stones + Refine pills + Humorous cultivation + No System] You rascal, you can upgrade spirit stones and pills? Confess everything and I won’t hit you! Yuan Xiao, a country boy, accidentally saves a divine thief from the immortal realm. With nothing but shameless audacity, he snatches the heaven-defying treasure, the Tianqi Pearl, and becomes a rich cultivator. Making money and upgrading are no problem at all! With two absurd, troublemaking spirit beasts a
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Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京:我靠苟道称霸北海
Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down
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- 114 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军,我只想投降却狂拿战功 Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 115 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色,我只是想有个家 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 118Reads—Score—Shelves
- 116 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精?俺老猪舍不得 Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 73Reads—Score—Shelves
- 117 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 118 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强,谁都杀不掉我 I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 60Reads—Score—Shelves
- 119 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙:东吴潘后 Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 31Reads—Score—Shelves
- 120 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星:先锋大兵的离谱二战 The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 325Reads—Score—Shelves
- 121 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了!法国王爷天天造反,死活没人敢杀 He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
- 122 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长,我只想摸鱼投降 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves
- 123 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 299Reads—Score—Shelves
- 124 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 58Reads—Score—Shelves
- 125 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我,十年后碾压985学霸 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 29Reads—Score—Shelves
- 126 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿,请君笑纳 Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 127 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生,青春婚约的浪漫传承 A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 27Reads—Score—Shelves
- 128 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 129 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我,追白雪的渣男在哪里 Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 130 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 131 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海:全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 132 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼:机械与血契 Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 15Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Scoundrel Immortal's Eight Gates and Generals 贱仙千门八将
[Comedy + Fortune-telling + Sleazy antics + Con artist + Flashy face-slapping + Demon-catching + Ghost-slaying + Cunning schemes + Outrageous stunts + Memorable one-liners] Wu Xuanye, Blue Star’s “Prince of Trash Talk,” stays up all night in a fierce battle and transmigrates into the cultivation world, where he becomes “Wu the Half-Immortal,” a third-level Qi Refining cultivator from Backing Mountain Village. Armed with an ancestral tortoiseshell that works only some of the time, and carrying a
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- 134 Fox Ji Mi's Fifth Book 狐姬幂的第5本书 My new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what drives me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 30Reads—Score—Shelves
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Crow Immortal 鸦仙人
Crows cry in the cold night as a young man embarks on the path to immortality. Han Yu curls up in a corner of a dilapidated courtyard, barely clinging to life. Then a crow lands on his shoulder. “Hand over the treasure, boy, and this Daoist will teach you a skill.” The black-robed old Daoist's voice is hoarse. Han Yu hands over his ancestral token of immortal cultivation, but quietly makes a second copy in his palm. From then on, his path to immortality follows one ironclad rule: Anything I've t
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I Alone Am the True Immortal in This World 人间唯我是真仙
“Easygoing daily life + an invincible powerhouse + witty humor” Cultivation is all the rage in the Great Qian Dynasty. From hundred-year-old elders to three-year-old children, everyone dreams of attaining the Dao and ascending to heaven with their entire family. But Chen Qingquan, who had completed nine years of compulsory education, couldn’t help wondering: Are immortals really real? Forming fireballs with your hands, flying on swords, splitting mountains with a punch, summoning wind and rain…
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My Cultivation Partner and Me 我和我的修仙搭子
My Cultivation Partner
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- 138 Everyone Thinks I’m a Frail Cultivation Genius, but I’ve Just Been Anemic for Three Hundred Years 都以为我是病弱修仙天才,其实我只是贫血三百年 Everyone thinks I’m a frail genius at cultivating immortality, but actually, I’ve just had anemia for three hundred years 73Reads—Score—Shelves
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Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭:我的嘴开过光
[Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills] [No Romance] [Comedy] Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t
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The Cultivation World's Biggest Scoundrel 修真界第一大烂人
[System + loopholes in the rules + comedy + comeback] Li Huaishui has zero cultivation, no spiritual root, and only a “Scoundrel System.” Substitute fighters are forbidden in the sect tournament? He pulls out some itch powder: “The rules don’t say you can’t use it.” The inner sect exam measures cultivation? He smears on some electric shock powder: “The rules don’t say you can’t glow.” An elder uses a blood test to check his background? He sneers: “Red blood cells burst when they come into cont
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Little Junior Sister: Once the Accounts Are Settled, I’ll Flip the Table! 小师妹:算完账,就掀桌!
No romance / focused on making money / never lets a grudge go unanswered / collects every debt / humorous ensemble cast You can anger a sword immortal or offend a demon lord, but whatever you do, don’t owe Shen Zhao money. The entire cultivation world knows this. Because when she says she’ll flip the table, she really does. She never goes back on her word. Shen Zhao transmigrates into the body of a hapless nobody at the bottom of her sect. Her master says, “Just keep cultivating.” Her seni
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Little Junior Sister Goes on a Killing Spree, Yet Insists She's My Mom 小师妹嘎嘎乱杀,还非说她是我妈
[Transmigrate into a book + ensemble cast + System + goofy comedy + a touch of being doted on by everyone + no CP] Ming Zhao transmigrates into the utterly tragic, chaotic novel she wrote while wallowing in despair and threatening to end it all. Good news: She gets a blond System. Bad news: What do you mean people will find out I transmigrated into a book? The original story is one big, brainless free-for-all. There’s the overpowered male lead with a System who absorbs the luck of favored daught
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Cultivating the Dao on the Clock, I Ascended to Become the Only True Immortal of This Age 摸鱼悟道,我飞升为当世唯一真仙
Wei Xinxin, thirty-two, was an office worker at an ordinary company, an utterly unremarkable middle-aged man. One day, while slacking off at work as usual, he pondered the ultimate meaning of life. By sheer chance, he resonated with the Heavenly Dao, comprehended it in an instant, and ascended on the spot. Heavenly flowers rained down, golden lotuses sprang from the earth, and Laozi (Li Er) himself came to welcome him. But Wei Xinxin refused to ascend to the immortal realm. He wanted to finish o
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I'm Wanwan, Not Wanwan: We're All Reborn, So Why Should I Keep Indulging You? 绾绾不是晚晚:都重生了谁还惯你
[Soul Swap] [Face-Slapping] [Spatial Spirit Spring] [Ensemble Cast] [Fantasy] On her wedding day, Shen Wanwan is brutally murdered, pierced through the heart by a blade. Her soul follows her body downstream along the river. Meanwhile, Pei Wanning, trying to escape a ghost marriage to the Prince of Qin, jumps into the river to fake her death, only to actually drown. A thousand miles away, their souls meet on a riverbank. Shen Wanwan is horrified. “...Are you human or a ghost?” Pei Wanning can't h
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The Rat King Forced Me to Cultivate, and I Got Rich Across Worlds by Snagging Bargains 鼠王逼我修仙,我靠捡漏暴富万界
[Ordinary Mortal's Treasure-Hunting Cultivation] [Treasure Hunts and Mysteries] [Secret-Realm Expeditions] [Unearthing Treasures Across the Myriad Worlds] [Laid-Back Immortal Cultivation] [Secret-Realm Dungeon Adventures] [Lighthearted and Relaxed] Qin Lie: “Immortal, demon, or Buddha, I don't care. Anyone who gets in the way of my treasure hunt and path to immortality dies!” Treasure-Hunting Mouse: “Kid, you've got a big mouth!” Qin Lie: “If we can't kill them, we'll just run!” From antique s
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The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅,修真界全疯了
[Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary
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Where Did My Junior Sister Go? 师妹去哪了
Chen Qing couldn't understand how something as unlucky as transmigrating could happen to him. Fortunately, although he had no System, he had a powerful sect and a beautiful junior sister. Even more fortunately, his junior sister, Li Yue, was actually a Great Ascension expert! And so Chen Qing began his cultivation career, clinging to her for support and living off her. The protagonist is an ordinary human, intelligent, optimistic, and guided by sound values. He may not be good at putting on an a
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Surprise! I Invented My Own Immortal Arts and Wreaked Havoc Across the Cultivation World 没想到吧!我自创仙法乱杀修仙界
[Wits and strategy] [Secret identities] [Unconventional money-making schemes] [Unorthodox cultivation] [Opening note] This story focuses on clever schemes and subverting conventions. The opening pace is a little slow, but once the protagonist starts impersonating a sect disciple, the story stays exciting and never drags! Two and a half years after transmigrating, Qin Ming has seen through the hypocrisy and cruelty of the cultivation world. The sect treats him like dirt, the powerful want him dea
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The Monkey King Must Die: From Broken Engagement to Divine Powers 者行孙必须死:从退婚到神通
Programmer Li Changshou works himself to death from overtime. When he opens his eyes, he's become the most famous good-for-nothing on the Yuanmai Continent: a person with a useless, zero-vein constitution. His family despises him, and his fiancée shows up to break off their engagement. On the day the engagement is called off, he finds a purple-gold gourd in the hills behind his home. An acerbic old man lives inside, with a tongue even nastier than his insults, but genuine skills to back it up.
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I’m Stirring Up the Cultivation World with Grind Culture 我在修仙界搞内卷
[Print edition now available] After Qin Shu transmigrated into a book, she learned that she was a fraud who had taken her younger half-sister's place to cultivate immortality. After eight years of cultivation, her half-sister entered the Dao despite having been an ordinary mortal. Qin Shu's cover was blown in front of everyone, and the sect mercilessly cast her out, even though she had only reached the third level of Qi Refining. With her peerless beauty, she was turned into a cultivation furn
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