Please, I Want a Funny Cultivation Novel, Ideally One That'll Make Me Laugh Myself to Death in Bed 求求了，想要搞笑的修仙文，最好能把我笑死在床上
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Heavenly Abyss 天渊
(The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw
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This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧？
After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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I Really Just Want to Slack Off! Why Are You Pushing Me to the Top? 我真的只想摆烂！为啥推我上巅峰
[Transmigration + imaginative cultivation fantasy + mindless fun] Luo Fei transmigrated into a fantasy world and wanted nothing more than to be a lazy odd-job disciple at a sect, lying flat and sunbathing every day. But every time he tried, he ended up doing the exact opposite, stopping time! He had no idea that his rusty iron sword was actually an ancient divine weapon! Every time he swung it, time stopped and his movements dodged attacks. To everyone else, it looked like “the sword dao made ma
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The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀
The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri
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The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客
The Three Scoundrels of the Market
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My Supermarket Connects to Another World, and the Immortals Chase Me for Spicy Snack Sticks 超市通异界，仙子追着我要辣条吃
[Absurd Comedy] [Urban Fantasy] [Multiple Heroines] [the Myriad Worlds] Lin Xiaodong owns a little grocery store. Then, one day, An immortal maiden, gravely wounded, fell from the sky. She grabbed some expired spicy strips from the corner and started chowing down. Pointing at them, she called them peerless immortal pills. She even said that if he had this immortal treasure, She would trade anything for it. And so the cultivation world gained an invincible new existence: The Spicy Strip Immortal!
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Fortune-Telling Is Forbidden! 禁止算命！
Fortune-telling is prohibited!
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From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪
Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea.
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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From the Start, I Blasted the Furnace Ten Thousand Times, and Every Pill Was a Worthless Dud 开局炸炉一万次，全是老六废丹
[Comedy + Transmigration + Cheat Powers + Scheming Side Characters + Cultivation] Senior Brother: “Lin Chen! What kind of pill did you give me? Why has my little brother disappeared?!” After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Lin Chen bound himself to a ridiculous Alchemy System with a zero percent success rate. After blowing up the furnace ten thousand times, all he produced were useless pills from the underworld: super-strength pills, potent laxatives, hair-removal cream... Despised by t
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Can You Believe It? My Three-Year-Old Senior Sister Charges Me Protection Money Every Day 谁懂啊！三岁师姐天天收我保护费
He had just joined the sect, and on his very first day, a three-year-old little senior sister with tiny pigtails and a babyish voice blocked his way at the mountain gate. With her hands on her hips, the little senior sister puffed out her cheeks. “Hey, new guy, pay up for protection! Otherwise, no one in the sect will have your back!” Shen Yantai stared at the tiny girl, who was only as tall as his knees, all cute and fierce, and was completely dumbfounded.
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Who Stands at the Peak of the Immortal Path? One Look at This Fool, and the Dao Is Lost 仙路尽头谁为峰，一见沙雕道成空
[Invincible protagonist + hilarious xianxia + wonderfully bizarre ideas + one heroine + nonstop thrills] Chen Changsheng is an unparalleled genius determined to become “the most respectable person in the Immortal Realm.” Unfortunately, his talent is too great and he ascended too early, so his values never caught up with his cultivation. While others cultivate immortality by meditating on the Dao, scheming against one another, and fighting over opportunities, he studies how to use immortal arts t
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Transmigrating to Honghuang with Doraemon's Fourth-Dimensional Pocket 带着小哆啦的四次元口袋穿越洪荒
[Primordial World and Journey to the West] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Cross-Dimensional] [Doraemon] [Wild Imagination] [Buddhist Conspiracy] The protagonist transmigrates into Journey to the West and uses Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket To send over a thousand monks in Chang'an to prison, give Sun Wukong Memory Bread so he learns the truth behind the Journey to the West calamity, and use 404 Anywhere Doors to humiliate Guanyin on the spot and ruin her reputation. He nearly erases the Queen Moth
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Laughing at My Five-Element Spiritual Root? I'll Make Money First, Then Ascend 笑我炮灰五灵根？我先搞钱再飞升
An overpowered female lead, hilarious cultivation comedy, and pure wish fulfillment [Transmigrate into a book + supporting female character + cultivation + absurd comedy + revenge + powerful female lead + comeback] Chi Yu transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder supporting female character. Five-spirit-root talent, menial labor, a monthly allowance of five low-grade spirit stones, and a face that practically screams short-lived cannon fodder. The good news: the plot doesn't sta
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Stop Rushing Me, I’m Already Teaching the Demon Lord How to Behave 别催了，已经在教魔尊做人了
A good-for-nothing at the Qi Refining stage, yet the world-destroying Demon Venerable holds him in the palm of his hand! With useless spiritual roots and pitiful cultivation, Lu Junmo says: Sorry, my spiritual sense is maxed out, and my logic is god-tier! Reincarnated as a good-for-nothing in Tianyan, he is grabbed by the throat from the start by the strongest Demon Venerable in the Three Realms. At death’s door, he speaks up: Boss, I’ll help you make the Demon Sect bigger and stronger! Demon Ve
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Gu King Ajie 蛊王阿杰
[Fantasy + Gu Arts + Comedy + Rebirth + Hidden Identity + Mystery + Feuds + First Person] “Reborn to defy fate and slay the Blood Demon, break the curse and ascend to Emperor, unrivaled among the gods!” [Laughing out loud! Can Gu King A Jie cut his way through a fantasy world with this trick?] Miao Awei (roaring): Miao A Jie, prepare to die! He kicked me off a cliff in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons. When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn three years in the past. Miao Cuihua (poundi
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I'm a Demonic Cultivator. So What If I Make a Few Zombies? 我一个修魔的，炼几个丧尸怎么了
[No System + Demonic Cultivation + Ruthless + Travel Between Two Worlds + Multiple Heroines + Slow Burn] Reborn as cannon fodder in a demonic sect, he must survive ten years of deadly competition, with only one person left standing. The difficulty is hellish from the start! Fortunately, Ye Feng can travel to a post-apocalyptic wasteland! Both worlds are resource pools for him! A pack of instant noodles gets him a whole chest of spirit stones in the wasteland! [Ordinary Zombie] → [Bronze-Grade Ev
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I Met an Immortal at a Diploma Mill 我在野鸡大学遇仙人
Lighthearted, stress-relieving, and hilarious. The bustling city is full of ordinary people and everyday life. After four years of hard study, the male lead only realizes just before graduation that his college is a complete diploma mill. His degree is worthless and his future is ruined, leaving him at a dead end in the glittering city. Just when he has nowhere left to turn, an ordinary old man selling roasted sweet potatoes at a stall outside the school gate is revealed to be an immortal livi
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Laughing at the Mortal World 笑仙尘
[Technological Cultivation + Wits-and-Survival + Lighthearted Comedy (Early) + Ruthless Combat (Later) + No Harem] Yun Xiao, a shirking disciple of the Returning Cloud Sect, has only ever dreamed of lying flat, keeping his head down until the end of time, and enjoying the few hundred leisurely years of Foundation Establishment. But even a lazy fish can have fate come knocking! A [core data fragment], also known as the “Heaven's Mandate Stone,” crashes into him by accident. It holds the secrets b
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Cultivate the Wildest Immortal Arts, Be the Most Exhausted Mom 修最野的仙，当最累的妈
[Irreverent cultivation + ensemble cast + invincible hero + long-suffering caretaker + silly daily life + fiercely protective + the all-round senior brother's quest to support his family] Li Guanghe is the famous caretaker of Xuantian Sect. Other people cultivate by meditating in seclusion, exploring secret realms, and taking revenge to their hearts' content. As for him, he has to look after his junior brothers, earn merit, settle disputes, teach skills, stop them from tearing the place apart...
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Master, Stop Pretending. The Sect Gate Is About to Collapse 师傅别装了，山门都快塌了
On Qingya Mountain stands a ramshackle sect, and within it lives an unreliable master. His name is Shen Changxian. His greatest talent is lounging in a bamboo chair, basking in the sun, drinking tea, slacking off, and acting like an unfathomable master. He cries, “Your master is merely an ordinary, unremarkable cultivator who likes to take it easy,” every day. Yet whenever the sect is about to collapse, his disciples are about to be lost, or enemies come knocking, he can always lazily lift his e
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I Really Just Want to Survive: Gou Xiaoqing’s Path to Immortality 我真的只是想活命啊：苟小庆修仙
This is a “cultivation romance wrapped in comedy.” At first, you’ll laugh at Gou Xiaoqing’s cowardice. In the middle, you’ll ache for everything he loses. By the end, Yun Wuyue’s steadfast devotion will move you. This isn’t a feel-good power fantasy that makes you laugh from beginning to end. It’s a story that leaves you remembering “It’s a little salty, but I like it,” “Just right,” and “You have to be afraid to stay alive.” If you want a purely comedic cultivation novel, the first half will sa
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Between a Single Thought of Demon and Buddha 魔佛一念间
Ling Chen suffered endless humiliation within his sect, until a spirit monkey from the back mountain, the Heaven-Splitting War Venerable, saved him. The Buddhist Realm called him a demon and slaughtered his entire village. Ling Chen crossed countless deadly trials before finally understanding his true nature and the Great Dao. He asks not whether something is righteous or evil, but whether it is right or wrong. He seeks no mandate from heaven, only his own path. The road of defying convention is
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I Conquered the Immortal Realm by Trying to Die 我靠求死称霸了仙界
After she transmigrates into a book, the protagonist discovers that the only way to return to the modern world is to follow the original plot and die gloriously in Chapter Three. So her lifelong goal is no longer to defy fate, but to ** [die with pinpoint precision]**! But there's something wrong with this world: the harder she tries to get herself killed, the more absurd her deaths become, and the more famous she gets!
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Ma Huayun: Making Spirit Stones Easy for Everyone to Borrow 马化云：让天下没有难借的灵石
[Lingbei Sect's Vision] A world where no one struggles to borrow spirit stones. [Mission] Help every cultivator with a dream. [Values] Long-term thinking, trust, and fair dealing for all. Yes, I lend money at usurious interest in the Cultivation world.
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There Are No Proper Immortals on Crooked-Neck Peak 歪脖峰没有正经仙
[Two male leads + ensemble cast + funny everyday life + slacking / happy ending] The Crooked-Neck Peak of the Luotuo Sect is so run-down that even a roadside teahouse is better. Its former peak master left over three hundred years ago and never came back. All that’s left behind are two “latchkey kids.” Bi Yunye and Xi Buzhu are at a loss, stuck looking after this empty shell… Forget it, let’s get jobs and earn money. Actually, let’s raise chickens and farm… “Xi Buzhu, you’ve turned the spirit r
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Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村？不！我是来养老的！
After completing 9,999 repair missions in minor worlds, Hua Yi decisively retires and chooses a world to spend her remaining years in. She seems like a fresh-faced newcomer who has just entered the world of cultivation, but behind the scenes, she’s a powerhouse who dares to go head-to-head with the Heavenly Dao! Along the way, she plays the pig to eat the tiger, picks up strays, and enjoys the gossip and drama. There’s the Child of Misfortune, sealed away by a powerful cultivator. There’s also t
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Great Song Lotus Guard: A Transmigration That Begins with an Assassin 大宋芙蓉卫：穿越从刺客开始
[Mystery Case Investigation] [Historical Romance] [Transmigration] [Strong Female Lead] [Wuxia] [Medicine] In 2046, Jiang Man, a top agent of the GA Bureau, leapt into the flames of war in the second year of Jianyan under the Southern Song, searching for the lover she had lost long ago. This was her second transmigration. Who could have guessed that an unexpected mishap would strike on the very first day? The Furong Guard assassin Zilian, whose body she had entered, was unconscious and on the br
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My Grandmaster Is Zhuge Liang 我的祖师爷是诸葛亮
[Fantasy premise] [Urban supernatural powers] [Two Worlds] [Wits and strategy] [Three Kingdoms mysteries] Life is a play, and everything depends on your acting. Surrounded by enemies, fish in troubled waters. Make enemies believe they’re your friends, and make yourself seem like their enemy. Zeng Ming is plagued by a hidden ailment and has little time left to live. By sheer luck, he meets a benefactor and learns a life-saving spell passed down from Zhuge Liang. The trouble is, this spell comes w
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No Spiritual Roots? I’ll Hunt Down the Heavenly Dao with My Mortal Body 无灵根？我以凡躯猎杀天道
On the day of the tournament, my cousin sighs that I have no spirit root. My fiancée demands to break off our engagement. My whole clan sees me as a burden, and the Heavenly Dao declares me a cripple. But no one knows that the [Myriad Daos Return to the Void System] I awakened tells me: Spirit roots are shackles imposed by the Heavenly Dao. Having no spirit root is what makes a person whole! From then on, I forge an original Great Dao that requires no spirit root. My cousin is a genius? I'll gra
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A Journey Through the Martial World in Golden Winds and Jade Dew 金风玉露江湖行
Chen Hao comes from a world utterly different from this one. There, cultivators soar through the skies and burrow through the earth, spells can destroy heaven and earth, and sects have endured for millennia. As the son of the Hehuan Sect’s leader, he was meant to inherit the sect and roam the world in freedom. Until that blood-red night. His sect was destroyed, his father blew himself up, and every fellow disciple was killed. He fought desperately to protect his senior sister, only to end up wit
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Endlessly Reborn to Kill the Male Lead 无限重生只为杀男主
Duan Wuer is trapped in an endless cycle of rebirth. Her greatest goal in life this time around: kill Qi Yi and clock out for good! Who could have guessed her assassination attempts would be so absurd, each one turning into a spectacular fiasco? She once became a buzzing mosquito, only for him to slap her dead. She once became a stray black dog, and he took her to be neutered. The most ridiculous time, she choked to death on a steamed bun while watching a play! Every assassination attempt fail
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The Demon Realm's Prince Takes in Only Deadbeats and Unites the Divine and Demon Worlds 魔界殿下专收废材一统神魔两界
[Invincible] [Xuanhuan] [Sci-fi] [Beast Taming] [Cultivation] From the start, he has two magical beasts: an Audi and a Mercedes-Benz. He establishes a sect in the human realm, summons a beautiful left guardian at the peak of the Great Emperor realm, and specializes in recruiting the most hopeless disciples. They might be butchers, people without talent or aptitude, or even the souls of the dead. He takes on the world’s number one Cultivation sect head-on and establishes a branch. When dark xenom
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After I Transmigrated, I Gave Up, but My Target Started Pursuing Me Instead 穿越后摆烂我被攻略对象反攻略了
Dual male leads, everyone's favorite, cultivation, System, angst first and sweetness later, reincarnation, amnesia, twists. I transmigrated into a hidden extra, and not just any extra, but a crucial one! The original story never even mentioned me! The calamity that will destroy the world is fast approaching, yet the System's missions are utterly baffling. Am I supposed to form a friendship bond with the child of destiny? Or win over the world-ending villain? And there's more than one child of de
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With the System as My Grandma and Heaven as My Dao, Am I Not Invincible? 系统是亲奶奶是天道，我岂不无敌
A continuation of The Demon Realm Prince Only Recruits the Most Hopeless Disciples and Unifies the God and Demon Realms. The male lead, Wang Chongyang, has unified the entire Lower Heaven Domain. His System, Xiao Ai, rewards him with three revelations about the truth. It turns out the System is actually his own grandmother, as well as the Heavenly Dao of the Lower Heaven Domain. She also tells him that the Cultivation world of the Lower Heaven Domain is really an experimental ground where upper-
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Reborn: The Phoenix’s Mistake 重生之凤凰错
Dual rebirth + soul transmigration + political intrigue In her previous life, she was the false phoenix princess who starved to death in a prison cell. Reborn with the advantage of knowing what was to come, she was certain the Crown Prince of Wei was the murderer. With a trump card after trump card, she plotted flawlessly. But she never realized the true killing game was hidden in her older sister's gentle smile. Twin phoenix princesses were seen as an omen of disaster. She took the calamity upo
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Immortal Realm Beta Tester: From the Start, I Get My Own Immortal Sect 仙界试玩员：开局送我一座仙门
[Cultivation | System | Lighthearted | Game transmigration | Developer Account] The world's first fully immersive Cultivation game, "The Immortal Path", launches with the promise of “free growth and endless endings.” Lin Yan, a former game developer who got laid off, planned to log in, look for bugs, and have a good rant. Instead, he transmigrates straight into the game world and gets bound to an internal developer account. Others cultivate by fighting monsters. He cultivates by making people
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A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了
Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a
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The Weakest at My Level? I Cultivate Just a Little Too Fast 同境界最弱？我修炼有亿点点快
When Li Daofan woke up, his world had collapsed. He had arrived in a cultivation world overrun by demonic beasts, where the strong preyed on the weak. And there was no System for him. After finally using his knowledge of Taoist classics from his previous life to cling to the Daoist Sect, he found he could only cultivate the most rubbish Qi-Guiding Art. To maintain his persona as a reincarnated immortal and an unfathomably mysterious senior brother, Li Daofan relied on a cheat-like cultivation sp
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Soul-Seizing Immortal Emperor 摄魂仙帝
In my previous life, I proved the Dao with my divine soul and looked down upon all the worlds. In this life, I will use my remnant soul as a guide to forge an invincible path anew. Those who insult me will have their souls seized with a single thought and be tormented by inner demons; those who betray me will have their spirits taken with a flick of my finger and be cast into the underworld for all eternity. In this life, I rise from humble beginnings and endure trials of blood and fire. See how
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Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我，系统，求打赏
I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates?
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