We’ve All Transmigrated into a Book, So Why Are You Still Exploiting Me, You Shameless Jerk?

Name: We’ve All Transmigrated into a Book, So Why Are You Still Exploiting Me, You Shameless Jerk?
Author: Qing Mubai

都穿书了，你个不要脸的还压榨我

by Qing Mubai (卿慕白)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.1M Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Transmigrate Into a Book] [Beloved by All] [Hilarious] [Unhinged]

Su Ning transmigrates into a novel about a lovesick simp, becoming the junior sister everyone bullies, the one even dogs kick when they see her.

On her very first day in the book, she pulls down her fourth senior brother's underwear.

She silently helps him pull it back up. "Senior Brother, your legs are pretty pale. Where'd you get those prosthetics?"

Life in the sect is rough. Everyone dislikes her and takes advantage of her.

Having read the script, she knows that every man in the cultivation world is the heroine's fish. So she plans to fry them.

The gentle and refined eldest senior brother is so tormented by her that he stops looking for the heroine and instead catches her every day. "Junior Sister, you have no interest in cultivation, so you went to the neighboring sect to find men?"

The second senior brother is one of the few disabled people in the sect. He rides a wheelchair every day, yet still goes looking for the heroine.

Su Ning asks cautiously, "Second Senior Brother, could I borrow your wheelchair for a couple of days?"

Second Senior Brother: "..." She has perfectly good arms and legs. How can she even ask?

The third senior brother is skilled at making all kinds of pills. Like a henpecked husband, he hands them over to the heroine in exchange for hearing, "Senior Brother, you're a good person."

After Su Ning talks some sense into him, the third senior brother spends every day wondering how to feed his junior sister.

But why are all the pills... aphrodisiacs?

The ruthless fourth senior brother, a villain, is the heroine's lackey. In the end, he falls to demonic cultivation and dies.

Su Ning pats him on the shoulder. "Fourth Senior Brother, I've already taken your underwear off. Doesn't that make us practically brothers? Take it from an old hand: you can't handle that woman."

Fourth Senior Brother: "...?"

Ever since Su Ning dropped into the sect, she's been leading her senior brothers astray and making a habit of swindling the junior brother from the neighboring sect.

The heroine: "..." Where did all my fish go?

Other names

My Junior Sister Is Shameless and Vile, and Now the Whole Sect Is Paying for It师妹缺德又无耻，报应到了全宗门Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

534Chapters

5kReads · 30 days

612.6kReads · all time

651Shelves

8.7Score

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It's really good, a truly worthwhile book. I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. I got it from Sister Xuan, and it's great too. I really like Sister Chao's personality. It's amazing how well it's done for me! 😳 It's a bit frustrating, I have a feeling I can't quite describe. I hope the female lead won't feel so frustrated later on. Overall, it's okay, but the logic isn't very strong.
128 likes2y ago
It's so good, so incredibly good! It's funny with a touch of humor. Haha. The female lead has a good personality. By the way, is there a male lead? I feel like the Imperial Tutor, Haitang, and that Master are all possibilities. Oh, and Junzhi is also a possibility, but I don't want a male lead. Also, if possible, could the female lead have a higher cultivation level? Just my personal opinion.
76 likes2y ago
It looks so good, but there aren't enough episodes. I hope there will be more! ❤️❤️❤️
74 likes2y ago
The author writes really well! The female lead has a very open personality. And then... Whatever, I just read it as erotica. 🤦
53 likes2y ago
I'm a clean girl and I'm afraid to read this! [Attention][Attention][Attention] I read for a long time and it's a harem novel... 🤦 But I have to say the author's writing is really good, highly recommended for those who love harem novels!!! The story is also very funny and cheerful, highly recommended for those who love silly junior sisters and can accept harem novels!!!
51 likes1y ago
I really like this book; the more I read, the more my heart aches for Xiao Ningning. After watching for so long, I feel that Xiao Ningning has a sense of being among many people, yet having nowhere to belong. No matter how many hidden stories there are, that's no reason to be hurt.
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I love my junior brother, Song Shaoqian, and also Junzhi and the Imperial Tutor. I really enjoy watching them all and hope to get them all. I'm looking forward to the upcoming plot and wondering what secret the female lead's blood holds. The female lead is also wonderful 😘
28 likes2y ago
It's pretty good, but I feel like the female lead is too repressed. Her sect leader is clearly like a teacher who only favors those with good grades, but then claims it's for the female lead's growth—this pampering is too much... It's heartbreaking to watch, but I'll still keep reading, hehe. Anyway, the female lead's background will be revealed later, so she should become more pampered, right? The later parts gave me a heart attack.
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The story structure is very clear, and the female lead is very vivid and lively. Overall, the story is great, and the characters are quite funny—I laughed so hard my stomach hurt! 😂 I highly recommend this book. Just please, author, hurry up and finish it!!!
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Please, author, update more frequently!!! Ideally, three chapters a day! 🥺🥺🥺 This book has a light and funny pace, and it's best if the female lead has multiple side couples because they're all so adorable!!! I especially love the "Pear Blossom Overwhelms the Begonia" couple 😘😘 This is fantastic writing! Each character is vividly portrayed, with a lifelike personality. You've put a lot of effort into it!
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