Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die

Name: Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die
Author: Unyielding Sweet Potato

别人穿书求通关，我穿书一心求死

by Unyielding Sweet Potato (不屈地瓜)

Status: Completed
Length: 491k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
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[Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine years to clear the book? And a legitimate death counts too? Then don’t blame me! Building a career is hard, but surely getting yourself killed is easy, right? An alternate ancient world: Qin Feng curses out the ministers, mocks the empress, and keeps trying to get himself killed. Just when he thinks he’s sure to die… Empress? I mocked you to your face. Why do you still think I’m a loyal subject? Come on, you’re a powerful minister! You’re telling me you can put up with even that? A cultivation world: Qin Feng pretends to be a lovesick simp and desperately confesses to the sect master’s daughter, Liu Ruyan. Just as Liu Ruyan’s other suitors are about to hack him to death… Liu Ruyan steps forward and defends him with her life. Wait! I’m simping for you because I want to die! Why are you standing in front of me? A modern city with a Dragon King: Qin Feng desperately targets the Dragon King Hall to rack up achievements. Just as Lin Chen is about to use every means at his disposal to crush him… Hold on! Why has some unknown force entered the fray? Damn System, what are you up to now? “Envoy of the Pantheon pays respects to the Lord Heavenly God!” Qin Feng is completely dumbfounded. I’m… a Heavenly God? …

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