From the Start, I Blasted the Furnace Ten Thousand Times, and Every Pill Was a Worthless Dud

Name: From the Start, I Blasted the Furnace Ten Thousand Times, and Every Pill Was a Worthless Dud
Author: Loves Pretty Sheep Most

开局炸炉一万次，全是老六废丹

by Loves Pretty Sheep Most (最爱美羊羊)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 67k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Comedy + Transmigration + Cheat Powers + Scheming Side Characters + Cultivation] Senior Brother: “Lin Chen! What kind of pill did you give me? Why has my little brother disappeared?!” After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Lin Chen bound himself to a ridiculous Alchemy System with a zero percent success rate. After blowing up the furnace ten thousand times, all he produced were useless pills from the underworld: super-strength pills, potent laxatives, hair-removal cream... Despised by the entire sect, he only wanted to grab a bucket and run. Then he stumbled upon a startling discovery: whenever someone took one of his pills, he could steal their cultivation! From then on, the sect was thrown into chaos. The divine beast Wangtianhou suffered a public humiliation, a Soul Transformation ancestor blushed and rushed to the privy, and a cool, beautiful immortal was forced to give him “mouth-to-mouth resuscitation”... Lin Chen: “I really don’t know how to make pills! Why won’t you believe me?!”

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