My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Name: My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Author: Catch the Stars

小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄

by Catch the Stars (抓住星星)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.6M Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 5d ago
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Synopsis

(The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.)

After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil?

The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool.

The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless prodigies of the immortal cultivation world. The original Xu Wu harassed every one of those prodigies.

The female lead is admired and adored by the entire sect, while the original Xu Wu is hated and scorned by everyone there.

Just after joining the sect, Xu Wu thinks, “Thank goodness, the plot hasn’t started yet. There’s still hope for me.”

The Cheesy Pickup Lines System coaxes her along: “Sweetie, want to get stronger? Just complete your missions and you can become stronger~”

Xu Wu falls silent when she learns what the System’s missions are.

Xu Wu: “Sweetie, I’m going to have to politely decline~”

The Cheesy Pickup Lines System: “Are you sure, sweetie? You only have half an hour left to live~”

Xu Wu: “...Sweetie, you could’ve told me that sooner.”

And so Xu Wu sets out on the original host’s path of “harassing” people.

Faced with her gentle and refined second senior brother,

Xu Wu asks in front of everyone, “Second Senior Brother, where are you from?”

He answers gently, “I come from the Wen family, a cultivation clan.”

Xu Wu shakes her head with a firm look. “No, Second Senior Brother, you’re the one in my heart.”

Second Senior Brother: “...”

Everyone: “...”

Faced with her guileless fourth senior brother,

Xu Wu says, “No wonder I’ve always felt like something was missing. Fourth Senior Brother, do you know what I’m missing?”

He asks, “What?”

Xu Wu smiles brightly. “You, Fourth Senior Brother.”

Other names

The Little Junior Sister's Cheesy Pickup Lines Leave Her Senior Brothers Speechless小师妹的土味情话让师兄们破防了Alternate title on Fanqie

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I absolutely love Hao Kang! The plot is so fresh and unique. I've never seen such a beautiful and charming concubine before! ❤️❤️😳 This should be a romance novel with no romantic pairing, but there's one thing I'm curious about: can the female lead only use cheesy pickup lines with members of the opposite sex?
344 likes1y ago
It's so good! It's just pure, silly fun. Everyone's friendships are so genuine, it's heartwarming to watch. And there's no belittling of the previous female lead to elevate the current one; everyone interacts with sincerity. 10/10. There's no messy pairings or ambiguous romantic subplots. It's absolutely amazing!
215 likes1y ago
This is hilarious! It's an absolute ensemble piece, featuring the five major sects, a dozen or so direct disciples, and the remaining prodigies from various other sects—each one truly shines in their own way. There's no stench of the "competitive realm" (a metaphor for intense rivalry between male and female characters), and everyone has their own unique strengths. The junior sister is like a little sun, warming everyone's hearts. Funny yet heartwarming, it's top-notch!
137 likes1y ago
Wow, this is my favorite kind of cultivation novel! The female lead is quirky and clever, unlike the typical cultivation novel plot where the protagonist is abused and forced to flee by their former sect. She's the darling of the sect from the very beginning, I love reading this!
88 likes1y ago
It's so good! Although the initial targets of the cheesy pickup lines were all men, later on, the female lead starts saying them to women. The fact that the target of the mission is men is a foreshadowing, but I won't go into details. Even when the female lead says cheesy pickup lines to those who like the original female lead (the senior sister), it doesn't sway them or make them treat the…
85 likes4mo ago
The novel is a strong female lead story (though not from the start). The female lead grows rapidly, possessing exceptional talent in alchemy and talisman-making, along with remarkable mimicry abilities. She has daily tasks involving reciting cheesy pickup lines. The interactions between the female lead and other characters are very interesting; each character is quite unique.
84 likes1y ago
I love this kind of ensemble piece. There aren't any constantly nitpicking and humiliating supporting characters; the female lead is genuinely hilarious, and the interactions with the sect disciples are very interesting. There aren't any major flaws. Xu Wu is a disciple of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect, one of the five major sects.
75 likes1y ago
This is so incredibly well-written! 🔥 Men who read this will get their period 🙄 Women who read this will go crazy 💪 This is the nemesis of depression 😎 It's the alarm clock for those in a vegetative state 😭 So beautiful that tears streamed down my face, forming a tidal wave like the Qiantang River 😱 It's so beautiful 😘 God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving meaning to my world 😊 I…
62 likes4mo ago
It's so good! I kept studying it, adding bookmarks, and taking notes. The female lead is hilarious; I laughed every time I read her interactions with her senior brothers and sisters. Author, keep up the good work! I'm rooting for you! 👍
56 likes1y ago
It's a great read. The female lead isn't the type to swear or yell everywhere; she's quite polite. Also, there's no competition between female characters from the start, and everyone gets along very well. It's very entertaining and funny. The protagonist has a very strong "golden finger" (a powerful, overpowered ability), and I feel like they might even write about the immortal realm later on. It won't be finished anytime soon.
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