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No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs

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No romance! If your book has a couple, keep it away from me! Preferably completed.

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201 That Criminal Acts Too Well: The Special Police Asked How Many Years I’d Been Inside Meow Meow NeilUrban360k WordsCompleted 13.8kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves
202 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem Beyond the MountainsModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 14kReads9.5Score2kShelves
203 Caught Between Shining and Burning Bright, She Chose to Go Crazy Yan XiaonuoModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 2.6kReads9.2Score468Shelves
204 One Sentence from Me, and a Death Row Inmate Walks Free Phoenix Soaring to the Ninth HeavenUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 8.2kReads9.2Score928Shelves
205 I Go Crazy on My Own Terms, So Who Are You to Call Me a Quitter? Darkened SweetheartModern Romance272k WordsCompleted 317Reads8.7Score—Shelves
206 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way Jiang YuqiaoModern Romance308k WordsCompleted 9.5kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
207 Random Street Stalls: I Use Food to Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes AAAA Prosperous BloomsUrban889k WordsOngoing 10.6kReads9.4Score927Shelves
Reader note
The first book about killing matt and making jokes is really Liuliuliu. The little lucky god of scroll is handsome and funny. The whole process is very joyful. The story line is complete. I laughed and cried. The second book, I have recommended it many times, and it is not the number one food article in my mind. The rhetorical techniques are exaggerated but very reasonable. The food written about is fascinating. You can smell the fragrance and feel delicious just reading the words. The plot is funny and has a lot of warmth. It is not a pure food article, but it is more than one level higher than most bad food documents. The third book is not recommended for those who like to watch The Third Uncle of the Southern School or The World's Baest Singer, as it may not be mature enough, but it must be read for those who are interested in thrilling adventures to uncover the secrets of ancient tombs! The author is the king of imaginative jokes. Three sentences are a joke, and five sentences are a baggage. If there is no clue, he will fall into the genre, and he will really laugh to death. The most important thing is that the author is very good at writing, and every character is written very fully and distinctively. It is the kind of memory that you will never forget after reading it for a long time. There is no plot or ambiguity in these three books. There are no women... Well, they don't count as women. I highly recommend it. I don't recommend it only if it has high scores, but I recommend it if it is really well written and worth reading! You will definitely not regret watching it!
208 Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing Ji FuranModern Romance659k WordsCompleted 140.3kReads9.6Score16.5kShelves
209 The Adventure Inn Sheep Brings Good FortuneMystery1.4M WordsOngoing 13.3kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
210 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator Fu YilingAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 62.4kReads9.2Score6kShelves
Reader note
All of them are without cP, and they are all high-scoring and hilarious articles, especially the third one.
211 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me Little SaltModern Romance592k WordsCompleted 12.7kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
212 Help! That Crybaby, Pretty-Faced Girl Can Cast Poisonous Gu You ZhinanModern Romance672k WordsCompleted 1.6kReads9.4Score259Shelves
213 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother Orange Heart at PeaceAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 3.5kReads7.2Score341Shelves
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Oops! What kind of super invincible little cutie is this? She's cute and fierce, and she's also super protective of her shortcomings. She has a full sense of justice and won't show mercy when she slaps and abuses scumbags all the way. One book is completed and the other is a sequel. I really like Little Chenyu.
214 The Capital’s Unhinged Tough Guy and His Chaotic Daily Life Zi LuAncient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 34.8kReads9.2Score4.3kShelves
Reader note
There is no cp in this one, there are a lot of jokes in it, and it's super funny to tease people, but it's not finished yet
215 Three and a Half Years Old, the Family Star Is Going Crazy Orange Heart at PeaceAncient Romance342k WordsOngoing 27Reads5.8Score—Shelves
216 After Feeling the Connection with His Daughter, the Villain Tiantianshe Died Jiang XiaokuiModern Romance438k WordsCompleted 1.2kReads8.6Score127Shelves
Reader note
Even though he ranks first in ratings, he can really make you laugh to death
217 The Sand Sculpture Junior Sister Complains Every Day Rabbit in ArmsAncient Romance25k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
Reader note
Mainly a no cp casual knock
218 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops Yu SiyuanUrban1.1M WordsCompleted 70.7kReads9.5Score9.6kShelves
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It's really good-looking. It's not in any cliche. The author's views are very upright and his writing style is very good. There are many golden sentences.
219 Just a Divine Game? Watch Me Speedrun It Zero No. 2Mystery206k WordsCompleted 11Reads—Score—Shelves
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You can check it out. This book made my mother laugh so hard because I went crazy. The heroine watched two strange animals on the tree in the copy of "Red Star Orchard".
220 I Got Li Shimin So Worked Up, He Wanted to Trade His Life for Mine Zhang InvincibleHistorical4.0M WordsOngoing 72.1kReads9.0Score5.9kShelves
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No CP, 19 has CP
221 Run! Wei Zheng Is Bringing His Son to Court! My Bumpy JourneyHistorical1.2M WordsCompleted 52.1kReads9.0Score5.6kShelves
222 Cats Eat Fish and Dogs Eat Meat, and the Little Junior Sister Turns into a Little Monster Instantly Chunchun's Seasoning BagAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 88Reads8.7Score—Shelves
223 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! Water Is BlueUrban1.4M WordsCompleted 61.5kReads8.9Score5.2kShelves
224 I'm Zhang San, and I'm Reviewing This Confessions of a Wasteland Shut-In580k WordsCompleted 2.1kReads9.3Score370Shelves
225 More Connections, More Paths: Every Road Leads to Juicy Gossip The Witch's DeliveryModern Romance329k WordsCompleted 1.1kReads8.9Score128Shelves
226 Campus: the Daily Life of the Bully Brother Steamed Little Bats24k WordsCompleted —Reads8.4Score—Shelves
227 With a Chat Feed Over My Head, I’m the Richest in the Capital Li QiaoqiaoAncient Romance799k WordsCompleted 4.1kReads9.0Score389Shelves
228 The Officials Hear My Thoughts: I’m Just Here for the Gossip Abalone Stewed with Free-Range ChickenAncient Romance408k WordsCompleted 32kReads8.8Score4.6kShelves
229 A Zombie Transmigrates and Gets Tricked by a Villain into Becoming a Stepmother Mei QianxunAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 37.4kReads9.4Score4.4kShelves
Reader note
1 And 2 are funny stories about zombies crossing over, 3 is a silly joke about the kimchi chaebol, and 4 the heroine criticizes the immoral content for being funny
230 A Loudmouth Has Joined the Court, and No One Can Shut Him Up Qian YueAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 21.6kReads8.7Score2.2kShelves
231 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! Drinking Wine and Listening to the RainAncient Romance738k WordsCompleted 54.9kReads9.5Score145.2kShelves
232 I’m Just a Little Kimchi, So What If I Love China? A Lazy FishModern Romance491k WordsCompleted 3.1kReads8.4Score331Shelves
233 Intellectual Retardation System: Crazy Criticizers and Gossip Lovers Are Afraid of Our Ancestors Autumn Waters Play with MayfliesModern Romance677k WordsCompleted 84Reads8.4Score—Shelves
234 After His Inner Voice Was Exposed, All Civil and Military Officials in the Dynasty Were Good People Jiu Shengsheng MoAncient Romance575k WordsCompleted 1.1kReads8.4Score—Shelves
235 I’m Just a Laid-Back Nobody, So What If I Gossip in Court? Lu NiniAncient Romance400k WordsCompleted 1.6kReads8.8Score144Shelves
236 After the Baby Reads Minds, the Tyrant Catches the Man Pretending to Be the Empress Dowager Miao ZhilinAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 14kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves
237 The Taoist Came Down the Mountain to Give His Heart Away, Then Got Scammed Out of 98,000 Yuan in an Online Romance Wu YishuUrban289k WordsOngoing 950Reads7.0Score122Shelves
Reader note
There are so many laughs that I could hit the bed with laughter in the middle of the night.
238 The Voices of the People Were Eavesdropped, and the Civil and Military Forces of the Manchu Dynasty Were Quietly Involved. Plain Paper with Light Ink ZL2.2M WordsCompleted 834Reads7.7Score101Shelves
239 The Entire Court Heard My Thoughts and Got Insulted into Silence Su NuonuoAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 1.9kReads8.9Score245Shelves
240 Five Male Leads Read My Mind, and the Cannon-Fodder Heroine Survives Spring Snow, Winter CicadaAncient Romance294k WordsCompleted 9kReads8.6Score881Shelves
241 Quick Transmigration: The Demon King Wrecks the Plot Mist Rising Through the Long ForestModern Romance428k WordsCompleted 73.8kReads9.5Score9kShelves
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Chasing if you like [blowing kiss]
242 Transmigrating to Republican-Era China: From the Start, All I Had Was a Pancake One Little OrangeModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 23.7kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves
243 Help! What Kind of Empress Dowager Hangs Herself Every Day? Lazy MeowAncient Romance735k WordsCompleted 846Reads8.7Score112Shelves
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🌿The Queen Mother hangs herself every day. She is in control of heaven and earth. All the ministers are paralyzed. The Emperor has nothing to do with her. Her own mother cannot be pampered by herself 😂
244 Teacher Laoliu: I Got Soaked, and You Want to Hold an Umbrella? Cat, BasicallyUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 21kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
245 After Being Read, She Became a Female Emperor After Eating Melons Little Cabbage TreasureAncient Romance349k WordsCompleted 123Reads6.5Score—Shelves
246 With the Chigua System in Hand, I Have All the Information in the World Drifting Along with the WindModern Romance386k WordsCompleted 3.1kReads9.2Score278Shelves
247 Kill the God: Agent of the River God! the Milky Way Is Also a River Go Ang152k WordsOngoing 10Reads5.8Score—Shelves
Reader note
The fun is coming, come and take a look ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧
248 You Were Told to Attend Court, Yet You're Gossiping in the Golden Throne Hall Loving Little DolphinAncient Romance538k WordsCompleted 4.7kReads9.1Score469Shelves
249 Slay the Gods: Patient Number Seven, Crazy Dave The Invincible Typing King243k WordsCompleted 1.9kReads6.2Score234Shelves
250 Eldest Son: My Siblings Simulated My Life, and I Broke Down in Tears Flight CaptainUrban1.1M WordsCompleted 24.9kReads9.5Score4.1kShelves