No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs 无CP，爆笑文，能笑出八块腹肌的那种

1. 51 我 My Life Is Yours 我的命，都给你 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance48k WordsCompleted Ji Mingshu hated Xu Meiling with all his heart and tormented her until she died. But when she was really gone, Ji Mingshu realized... he had fallen in love with her. 1.7kReads8.1Score207Shelves

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   You don't have to worry about skipping chapters while reading these, because you'll find you won't want to miss a single one.

2. 52 骗 A Fake Cooking God Goes on a Show and Accidentally Becomes the Real Deal 骗子厨神上节目，一不小心成真了 Give Me an Egg Burger来个鸡蛋汉堡Urban1.0M WordsCompleted I transmigrated. Good news: I’m famous and hailed as the God of Cooking. Bad news: The whole thing is fake. I only got here through hype, rigged competitions, and bribed judges. Being famous despite having no skill would be bad enough, but Jiang Zhou discovers that his former self used his reputation to fleece people, too. Charging sky-high fees for apprenticeships, building restaurant chains, and doing whatever it took to make money. With the whole internet cursing him and his reputation in tat 21.4kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves

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   Absolutely gorgeous!!

3. 53 你 You're a Prodigy, I'm a Goofball: The Nitpicking Host Loves Making Trouble 你天骄，我沙雕，杠精宿主爱作妖 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance995k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 2.7kReads9.3Score336Shelves

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   Both books feature Shi Xia as the main character, and her outrageous antics had me laughing so hard I almost fell over.

4. 54 星 The Galaxy Is My Betrothal Gift! 星河为聘！ Still Haven't Eaten My Fill Today今天也没吃饱Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + 1vN + immortal cultivation + all male leads are virgins + ensemble cast + side couples, do not read if you dislike them] Shen Yun transmigrated into a book, landing in an absurd male-oriented cultivation novel. The original heroine, Bai Qimeng, had a special constitution that drew several powerful men into forcing their love on her. Shen Yun, meanwhile, became the original heroine’s junior sister, a mere backdrop for the plot. Shen Yun was speechless. Shen Yun prayed. Give m 63.5kReads9.3Score7.7kShelves
5. 55 我 I’d Give You Everything but My Life 我的命，都不给你 Twelve Blossoms花花十二朵Modern Romance104k WordsCompleted The author got rained on, tore up the umbrella, and still kicked everyone into a filthy ditch. This story features all kinds of medical miracles. The male lead is lovesick and possessive, the female lead is hard to describe, and the supporting men and women are all outstanding. If you don't think the author's writing is exciting enough, head to the comments section! Surely something there will strike a chord. But enough of that. Here's the not-so-serious synopsis: Ji Mingshuo loved Xu Lingling w 724Reads8.8Score103Shelves
6. 56 在 The Stall Owner on the Run: Foodies Across the Country Are Desperately Looking for Me 在逃摊主，全国食客疯找我 Ji Huangtang纪荒唐Urban550k WordsOngoing [The rating is low because it just came out. Food + random street stalls + no female lead] Hao Ou gets the transmigration starter pack and binds to the Romantic Foodie System. It sends him to random places at random times, and because repeat customers don't count toward his mission targets, he goes to great lengths to keep regulars from finding him. By a series of twists and coincidences, he leaves behind one urban legend after another. Diner A: Do you know the feeling of redemption that comes f 258.1kReads8.5Score31.6kShelves
7. 57 快 Quick Transmigration: A Max-Level Expert Stumbles Into a Palace Intrigue Set 快穿，满级大佬误入宫斗片场 Tianyang Peak, Who Loves Handmade Wheat Dumplings爱吃手工麦饺的天阳峰Ancient Romance580k WordsCompleted Synopsis: Ever since 18888 was bound to its Host, it had felt that something wasn't quite right. But when it saw its Host looking like a delicate, weak beauty, it relaxed. Until... For its first mission, it had to win the emperor's favor. 18888 was very pleased with itself for snagging a palace-intrigue template. This would be a piece of cake. Who could have guessed that, in the great hall, a sinister wind would blow as the emperor and his ministers trembled in fear? Enter Ling Xiao, the emperor 20kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves

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   It's true that there's no romantic pairing; I watched it with my own eyes. It's a story about the female lead and her system pretending to be gods. I found it quite funny while reading it, and the premise felt rather novel.

8. 58 这 This Boss Is So Sneaky, He Takes His Street Stall Everywhere 这老板真苟，摆个地摊还到处走 Selling Egg Burgers!卖鸡蛋汉堡咯Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [The print edition of Random Gourmet Stall is now available on major platforms] [Gourmet] [No romance] [Everyday life] [Comedy] [Comfort food] [Cozy] [Healing] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Zhou unexpectedly binds himself to a Random Gourmet System. Every week brings a random location, random food, and different customers. He sells buns at the park entrance, century egg and lean pork congee on a mountaintop, and candied hawthorns outside a school. Every dish is mouthwatering and 83kReads9.5Score8.1kShelves
9. 59 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 55.5kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves
10. 60 假 If I Had Never Loved You 假如不曾爱过你 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance49k WordsCompleted Under the weight of all the abuse, Jian Xin has spent the past six months living like a slut. 494Reads8.5Score103Shelves
11. 61 当 Be the Internet Emperor and Live a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 Evil Mother Orangutan恶毒母猩猩Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 30.8kReads8.9Score4.8kShelves
12. 62 我 My Food Refreshes at Random, Leaving Customers Drooling 我的美食随机刷新，顾客馋哭了 Half-Sweet Iced Coffee, No Extra Ice冰咖半糖不加冰Urban1.7M WordsCompleted This book is also known as: Selling Extra-Spicy Grilled Wings Outside a Colorectal Hospital [Food + no female lead + everyday life + comedy + perfect with a meal] Lin Xuan didn't want to go to work, so he unexpectedly bound himself to a food System. Every week, it assigned a random location and a random dish. But the very first week's task left him dumbfounded. What? Sell extra-spicy grilled wings outside a colorectal hospital? What kind of devilish task was that? And that was only the beginnin 81.6kReads9.3Score8.4kShelves
13. 63 三 A Three Kingdoms Man's Must-Read Guide to Raising a Magical Girl 三国猛男必看的魔法少女养成手册 Zhegao柘皋19k WordsCompleted A Magical Girl Raising Handbook for Three Kingdoms Tough Guys 150Reads—Score—Shelves

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    After reading this, I can understand a lot of things. [Eating popcorn emoji]

14. 64 我 The Girl I Control Is Becoming an Old One 我操作的少女正在成为旧日之主 Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [This novel has been contracted for print publication: cosmic horror + amber-style cultivation + villain protagonist + no System + decisive killing + black humor + deranged + single female lead + sequence containment] Xu Fei: “In the twenty-second century, all you need is a helmet with a brain-computer interface to experience a fully immersive game with realistic physical sensations.” “You ask why I chose this starting character? Naturally, because she’s a beautiful girl... Oh, no, naturally, be 762.1kReads9.5Score75.2kShelves
15. 65 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 29.1kReads9.5Score3.6kShelves
16. 66 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 538.9kReads9.7Score71.1kShelves
17. 67 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.6kReads9.5Score15.4kShelves
18. 68 大EN A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 525.3kReads9.5Score41.9kShelves
19. 69 不 No More Slacking: The Prince’s Favorite Concubine’s Daily Grind 不当咸鱼，王府宠妾的内卷日常 Four Crescent Moons四弯月Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + cutthroat household competition + no slacking off + ambitious heroine] Shen Wei, a die-hard rat-race fanatic, transmigrated into the lowest-ranking maid in a prince’s manor. Prince Yan held a position of great prestige, but all his wives and concubines had given up trying. The princess consort, born to a prestigious family, was as aloof as a chrysanthemum. The secondary consort wanted lifelong monogamy. The reborn woman had lost all hope in Prince Yan and was content to lie fla 68.4kReads9.4Score8.7kShelves
20. 70 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 247.3kReads9.6Score24.8kShelves
21. 71 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 212.5kReads9.5Score17.7kShelves
22. 72 诡EN Supernatural Awakening: I Can Become a Demon King 诡异复苏：我能化身大妖 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 173kReads9.5Score17.7kShelves

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    Hilarious! You'd laugh even if you had 28 abs, let alone eight. The writing is excellent. I recommend the first one because it has both action and humor, and the author's high level of cultural knowledge makes the combination work perfectly. The second book is very fresh—new protagonist, new content, a supernatural tale with new rules, no longer the typical "Mom's Note" type of story.

23. 73 逆 The Rebellious Daughter, Xu Yao 逆女许瑶 Shiyou Po礻由婆Ancient Romance104k WordsCompleted Transmigration, hunting, strong female lead, leveling up, ruthless and decisive. If you’re interested in this book, you can keep reading Against the Current: Xu Yao in the Cultivation World. The man set down his catch and sat across from Xu Yao as if they were old friends. “When did you learn to hunt? People in the village say you got over your idiocy and then went crazy. Is that true?” Xu Yao gritted her teeth. “Yes, I’m crazy. When I get really crazy, I eat people.” The man grinned. “Heh, I do 821Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Authentic no-romance, time-travel, cultivation, comedy, decisive and ruthless, not a saint. Independent cultivator, strong female lead, leveling-up story, foodie, adventure, treasure hunting. No raising children, no pampered group.

24. 74 七 At Seven Years Old, I Was Chosen to Take Part in the Rules Horror Game 七岁的我，被选中参加规则怪谈 One-Sixth六分之一Mystery522k WordsCompleted No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e 58kReads9.6Score6.4kShelves
25. 75 逆 The Rebellious Xu Yao in the Cultivation World 逆女许瑶之修仙界 Shiyou Po礻由婆Fantastical Romance456k WordsOngoing Cultivation | No Romance | Transmigrated, Powerful Female Lead | Decisive and Ruthless Ensemble Cast. This is the official sequel to The Rebellious Girl Xu Yao. It’s recommended that you read the original first. Xu Yao and her companions travel through more than a dozen realms, great and small. Starting from nothing, they save up spirit stones, temper their life-bound treasures, master the Sacred Demon Body Art, seize secret realms and formations, unite the Central Island, and are named the Dem 246Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 76 惊 Breaking News! The Goddess Became the World's Favorite Thanks to Her Goofy Antics 惊爆！神明她靠沙雕成了全球团宠 Gurgling Fish咕噜鱼Modern Romance581k WordsCompleted [Everyone is ridiculous + adored by the whole family + no logic, just laughs] Tantan transmigrated into a book, becoming a disposable character in an old-school Mary Sue novel. She thought her mission was to fight the heroine and save the villain who’d turned evil, but who could have guessed… this world was completely out of whack! The domineering CEO hero and her three nutcase older brothers all begged her to acknowledge her family and let them spoil her. The white-lotus heroine turned out to 179Reads8.7Score104Shelves

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27. 77 穿 Reborn as a Little Mouse in the Cultivation World 穿成修仙界的小老鼠 Shiyou Po礻由婆25k WordsCompleted Reborn as a Little Mouse in the Cultivation World 419Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 78 暴 After Getting Rich, the Heiress Took on the Entire Entertainment Industry 暴富之后，大小姐怼遍了全娱乐圈 Riding the Wind and Breaking the Waves乘风破浪Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter 728Reads9.3Score121Shelves
29. 79 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban1.0M WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 4.7kReads6.3Score291Shelves

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    🔥These two books are too bizarre🔥 The first one is "Rebirth in the 80s," where the protagonist fights his way from a scourge of the imperial compound to becoming a peerless national hero. The second one is "The Emperor's Wrath Causes Millions to Die, the Crown Prince's Wrath Paralyzes the Entire City."

30. 80 震 Shocking! The Host Is a Grain-Stealing Rat 震惊！宿主是只偷粮鼠 Espresso意式浓缩Modern Romance927k WordsCompleted Quick transmigration + no romance [a cunning, scheming heroine + someone who's adorable only with the System] System 088 passed its evaluation and proudly took up its post. After weighing its options again and again, it finally found the right candidate: an undercover police officer who would be shot dead by drug dealers while escaping to a granary that very day. It calculated the perfect time to capture her soul and make a contract! But after all that effort, it discovered that the one it had b 57Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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    My abs haven't come out, but my voice is hoarse.

31. 81 合 The Useless Disciple of the Hehuan Sect Is a Sword Cultivator 合欢宗的废材是剑修 Shiyou Po礻由婆22k WordsCompleted The Useless Member of the Hehuan Sect Is a Sword Cultivator 196Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 82 女 The Supporting Character Cultivates: I Have a Nitpicker System 女配修仙：我有杠精系统 Duck and Vermicelli Soup鸭薛粉丝汤Ancient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing The comic adaptation, Bickering My Way to Immortality, Driving the Cultivation World Mad, launches on August 23. Wen Yin transmigrated into a book. She became the stepping-stone female character in a male-oriented novel, the one who breaks off her engagement with and humiliates the Dragon Proud Heaven. “I told you back then: in thirty years, the east bank will be the west bank, and the west bank will be the east bank. Never look down on a poor young man! Wen Yin, here’s the divorce letter I pro 31.4kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves
33. 83 我 My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心 Bone-Leak Gua Wen骨漏呱闻Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor 57.1kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves

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    No romance, hilarious stories, laugh until you get a six-pack! [Laughing][Laughing] I'm dying of laughter, even in the middle of the night, I'm laughing like a goose! 😄😂 1⃣️ Transmigrated into the ninth prince of the Great Wei Dynasty, he spent fifteen years professionally slacking off, but then his father was struck by lightning and gained the ability to read minds. One is a bookworm, the other a lazy bum, it's hilarious... [Eating melon] 2⃣️ The middle three books are mind-blowing and laugh-out-loud funny. The last two are about the Qin Dynasty, and judging from the comments, I'm not the only one who finds them funny.

34. 84 当 After Campus F4 Set Their Sights on Me 当校园F4看上我之后 I'm Excellent我是优秀Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Love Rival Showdown + Male Rivalry + Campus + Comedy + Lighthearted Ensemble Cast + Multiple Simultaneous Romances] A forum for people who had transmigrated into books Song Yan: “Guys, what should I do the first time I transmigrate into a book?” Random Guy A: “Are you trying to get the male lead’s attention?” Song Yan: “No.” Random Guy B: “Then…?” Song Yan: “How do I stop the female lead from falling for me and blind F4?” Everyone: “…” And so In class, when one of the male leads clashed with t 92Reads9.3Score—Shelves
35. 85 反 The Villainess Puts on a Show, and Makes Others Get Struck by Lightning 反派女配她装比，她让别人遭雷劈 Brain PLUS脑瓜瓜PLUSAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + a cast of lovable idiots + lighthearted laughs + everyone’s favorite] [Complete] Tang Guo transmigrated into a book before she’d even taken off her pants. Good news: She comes from a prestigious family and can laze around. Bad news: She’s transmigrated as a villainess who’s destined to die. In the original story, she was supposed to grovel at the original male lead’s feet, only to have him run her through the heart with his sword. She wasn’t brain-dead, so of course she chos 3kReads9.2Score377Shelves
36. 86 秀 You’ve Stunned the Entire Cultivation World, and You Call Yourself a Nobody? 秀翻整个修仙界，你管这叫废物？ Shen Zhichu Ya沈之初吖Ancient Romance510k WordsCompleted In her previous life, Yun Si had her Golden Core carved out and her heart's blood taken by the respected master she revered, all to nourish her delicate junior sister. As she lay dying, her fellow disciples bullied and humiliated her, each taking a turn trampling her. Her fiancé told her that his heart belonged to her junior sister. Yun Si was thrown off a cliff by them all, leaving no trace of her remains. Reborn, Yun Si packed her things and ran without hesitation, joining the poorest body-cul 91Reads8.7Score—Shelves
37. 87 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 70.2kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves
38. 88 末EN Surviving the Apocalypse: Stock Up on Food and Weapons 末世降临不要慌，先囤粮食后囤枪 Black-and-White Octopus黑白色章鱼Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.1M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse rebirth + stockpiling supplies + space + no romance + infrastructure building + ruthless heroine] Jiang You never dreamed that she would evade the zombies’ claws only to be betrayed by the very family she had protected. Years later, she destroyed the research center where she’d been imprisoned. Everyone who betrayed her? Dead! The base that turned against her? Wiped out! Who waits until the next life to get revenge?! With her revenge complete, Jiang You ran out of her supernatu 59.5kReads9.2Score6.3kShelves
39. 89 满 My Whole Sect Is Crazy or Foolish, and Only My Junior Sister Is Taking It Easy 满门皆疯傻，唯有师妹摆烂了 Weaving Grass结草Ancient Romance509k WordsOngoing Chased by zombies, short legs, dead. Close my eyes, open them, and I'm a baby. Fall off a cliff, but somehow survive. My mom is a beauty who gets away with murder. My mom is a wicked female supporting character. I crawl and wail, but nobody cares. My looks are so bizarre they scare men to death. Pick up a wolf, call it Mom, learn swordsmanship. I'm the strongest on the road to immortality. I enter a secret realm for the first time and meet some disciples. Quick, look, “There's a gas cylinder ove 2Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 90 恐 Horror Movie NPC Goes on a Killing Spree in a Terror Game 恐怖片NPC在惊悚游戏杀疯了 Snow-Skin Lantern冰皮灯笼Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror + comedy + power fantasy + no female lead (male protagonist has no romantic pairing)] A horror game swept across the world. Fu Yan, an NPC from a horror movie in a higher plane of existence, was accidentally dragged into the game. Fu Yan: Since you've all gone to the trouble of inviting me, I won't hold back. From then on, the “horror game” was plunged into the shadow of someone named “Fu Yan”... Horror NPCs: Please, don't come any closer! Livestream viewers: Can someone do something abo 64.7kReads9.6Score8.5kShelves

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    The first book's use of internet slang and references is absolutely brilliant. The character "Little Lucky God" is both handsome and hilarious, making the whole experience joyful. The storyline is complete, and I laughed until I cried. The second book, which I've recommended countless times, is my absolute number one food novel. The rhetoric is exaggerated yet perfectly reasonable, and the food descriptions are so captivating that you can almost smell the aroma just by reading. The plot is funny yet heartwarming; it's not purely a food novel, but it's a step above most other food novels with clichéd references. The third book isn't recommended for those who prefer Nanpai Sanshu or Tianxia Bachang, as they might find it less mature. However, it's a must-read for those who enjoy thrillers, tomb raiding, and adventure! The author is a master of witty remarks and references, delivering a joke every three sentences and a punchline every five. It's the kind of book where you'd be dead without a joke, and you'll laugh yourself to death. Most importantly, the author is incredibly skilled at writing; every character is vividly portrayed and memorable. None of these three books have any romantic pairings or any romantic subplots. There are no women... Well, not really. I highly recommend it. I don't recommend whatever has a high rating; I only recommend it if it's genuinely well-written and worth reading! You definitely won't regret reading it!

41. 91 重 Reborn, I’m Invincible Thanks to My Past-Life Dao Fruit 重生后我靠前世道果无敌了 Authentic Xuanyi正版轩衣Ancient Romance304k WordsOngoing [Woman disguised as a man, devoted to cultivation] [Traditional strong female lead] [No romance] Gu Mingxian was born a heaven-blessed prodigy, yet was raised as a boy her entire life. Her whole clan’s hopes rested on her, and she had to survive the Yellow Springs tribulation before she could attain the Dao. The golden age arrived, but a traitor pushed her off a sheer cliff into the abyss, destroying her spiritual roots and leaving her disfigured and near death. Fortunately, the prodigy was not 43Reads8.9Score—Shelves
42. 92 被 After My Fortune Was Stolen, I Made the Entire Cultivation World Cry 被夺气运后，我卷哭了整个修仙界 Guo Xiaomi郭小米Ancient Romance595k WordsCompleted [Strong female lead + leveling up + powerful wish-fulfillment + cultivation-focused + ferocious sword cultivator + alchemy + talisman-making] Chu Li was born with great fortune, but her Sword Heart was stolen and her destiny was taken from her. Her family abandoned her, and the eight great sects rejected her. Did they think she would become a good-for-nothing? Ridiculous. Without talent, she would simply outwork every genius until they dropped. Before she knew it, her relentless efforts had 4.1kReads9.0Score365Shelves
43. 93 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 55.7kReads—Score532Shelves

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    These two books are super silly and hilarious

44. 94 小 My Junior Sister Has a Real Talent for Stirring Up Trouble! 小师妹她整活儿天赋超强！ Lewd Kappa好色河童Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Complete, no CP, strong heroine, versatile, overpowered] After being reborn through transmigration into a book, Chen Ling kicked her former sect to the curb and turned around to become the disciple of her former master’s archenemy. After she changed sects Her former master looked back and thought: What! That seemingly ordinary little disciple with no talent can draw spirit talismans, create formations, refine pills, and tame spirit beasts? She keeps stumbling into all kinds of lucky encounters 6.4kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
45. 95 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score110Shelves
46. 96 穿 Book Transmigration: The Fake Heiress Awakens Her Reverse Mind-Reading Ability 穿书：假千金她觉醒了反向读心术 Fried Egg Yolk煎蛋黄Modern Romance623k WordsCompleted [The whole An family can hear thoughts + transmigrate into a book + secret identities + absurd comedy + villainess + family darling + male lead included] An Mu always felt she was completely different from the rest of the An family. With the An family’s excellent genes, they shouldn’t have been able to produce someone as ridiculous as her. Unless it was a genetic mutation... It wasn’t until she saw An Ran that she awakened. Only then did she discover that she had transmigrated into a book as the 5.4kReads9.4Score654Shelves

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    🔥🔥The transmigrated female supporting character awakens, granting all the children in the An family mind-reading abilities and MAX-level scheming skills! The female lead is reborn into a novel with multiple identities; how will this tragic fake heiress rise to power? While following the plot, she constantly whines and sobs, unexpectedly gaining the status of the group's darling! The plot collapses, a powerful figure with multiple identities strikes—watch how she navigates the situation! 😎📚

47. 97 反 The Villainess Goes on a Rampage Across the Nine Continents! The Protagonists All Kneel 反派女配杀疯九洲！主角们都跪了 Fei Xi妃玺Ancient Romance3.0M WordsCompleted “If the author says there's no romance, then there really isn't.” She became the saintess of one of the Four Great Sacred Lands, with exceptional talent, a prestigious position, and a decent fortune. And yet, with such an impressive setup, she was destined to be a cannon-fodder villain in countless stories about male and female leads. To avoid being won over or defeated, and to stay alive, she had no choice but to strike first. Oh, did I hit too hard? My mistake, my mistake. Go recover, then com 17.2kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
48. 98 抢 The Heist of a Hundred Million Sends the Director Straight to the ICU 抢劫上亿，直接给导演吓进ICU Zhu Shi烛氏Urban561k WordsCompleted [Crime simulation + battle royale + pursuit + sneaky tricks + comedy + no heroine] From the start, Han Li transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he is taking part in a crime-prevention TV program. To better promote public awareness of crime prevention, the production team has specially invited ordinary people to simulate committing crimes and getting arrested. Han Li awakens the God-Tier Crime Roleplay System. [Ding! Check-in successful. You’ve obtained the master thief skill. Ther 3.1kReads9.2Score276Shelves
49. 99 师 Senior Sister, Stop Hiding. You're Already Invincible 师姐别苟了，你都已经无敌了 Gion of Flame City烈焰城的祗园Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No romance + Invincible + Cautious] Tang Shi transmigrated to another world, into a realm of immortal cultivation. With poor aptitude, she couldn’t keep up with the ambitious, but she couldn’t even slack off properly. She was tired of it all. Might as well let the world end. If she was lucky, she’d be dead by tomorrow. “Ding! You have been bound to the Retirement System. For every extra day you live, the System will grant the Host a certain amount of cultivation.” Tang Shi: “I suddenly feel lik 8.3kReads8.2Score731Shelves
50. 100 重 Reborn: I'm a Workhorse in the System 重生之我在系统当牛马 Blue Eucalyptus Meets a Bird蓝桉遇鸟Modern Romance102k WordsCompleted Cows moo, horses neigh, and the System gets its hands on both. No fixed pairing. After dying suddenly by accident, she is reborn and put to work for the System, going from an extra to the heroine. Yet another day of working like a horse and an ox. Sob, sob, sob. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Lighthearted and humorous, no romantic pairings.

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