No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs 无CP，爆笑文，能笑出八块腹肌的那种

1. 151 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Stop Jinxing Me! 星穹铁道：不要乌鸦嘴咒我！ CopperAnime Fanfiction3.0M WordsCompleted [Honkai: Star Rail / Fanfiction / No Romance / Slice of Life] You could say my words always come true. After all, my mouth has been blessed. Cheng Che is expressionless, but he just can't help making sarcastic remarks. The good predictions never come true, but the bad ones do. In other words, he's a jinx. With one disastrous prediction, he talks himself onto the Astral Express Crew, then uses his jinx-like mouth to run rampant and crush every obstacle! 4.2kReads9.5Score329Shelves

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   They're all just people having fun, so they're probably all single, but I'm not so sure about the second book.

2. 152 我 I Drove the Cultivation World Mad by Writing Novels 我靠写小说逼疯修真界 Ying Zhouzhou赢舟舟Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [This book has been signed for publication] [Strong female lead + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping + no CP + madcap story] Workaholic Ye Qingyan works herself to the bone until she gets her company listed on the stock market. Before she can enjoy her rich-lady lifestyle, a car accident sends her into a cultivation novel full of lunatics who are hopelessly obsessed with romance. As the cannon-fodder older sister of the original heroine, she gets abused while the male and female leads ar 35.2kReads9.0Score4.9kShelves

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   The first one is still ongoing and is incredibly funny; the female lead drives the cultivation world crazy by writing plots from the heavens. The second one involves reading minds, and every revelation is enough to make me laugh for half a year. The third one, which I read a long time ago, is also very popular—"Who Doesn't Know Me, Ye Qiao"—I've forgotten the details of the fourth one, but I trust my taste; anything that stays on my bookshelf is no ordinary book.

3. 153 主 The Streamer Does a Good Deed Every Day, Sending Criminals to Prison for Life 主播日行一善，罪犯牢底坐穿 Chilled Orange冰镇橙子Urban603k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Comedy] [Living King of Hell] [No heroine] Originally titled: This Kindhearted Streamer Makes Even Satan Offer Him a Cigarette Su Chen, who transmigrates from a parallel world, gets bound to a Good Samaritan System. His whole thing is being kindhearted! One day, while Livestreaming, he’s suddenly stopped by a deaf-mute person on the roadside. The person pulls out a phone, opens a payment code, and asks for a donation. The people nearby gesture to Su Chen, warning him that the deaf- 5.3kReads9.0Score558Shelves
4. 154 绝 The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest 32kReads9.6Score4.4kShelves

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   The first book's female lead, how should I put it? She's the kind of person who kills you by destroying your spirit; you never know what she'll do next. The second book is absolutely hilarious. The female lead is the kind who's both funny and capable. The last few chapters are incredibly sweet. Although I'm a staunch believer in no-romance novels, this book truly changed my perspective. It's just... Hilarious and sweet.

5. 155 女 After the Villainess Goes Crazy in Showbiz, Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts 女配在娱乐圈发疯后被全员读心 Mu Jinxiang木金乡Modern Romance374k WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear thoughts + absurd antics and chaotic meltdowns + entertainment industry + livestreamed gossip] On her 250th rebirth, Jiang Sui decided to slack off and wait for her 251st life, because being a two-hundred-and-fifty-year-old really didn't sound good. Jiang Sui had gotten so good at predicting everyone's lines that she thought everyone looked like an idiot. She knew every last bit of gossip in the entertainment industry. She didn't want to get involved, but somehow she let every 4.7kReads9.0Score676Shelves
6. 156 荒 Wilderness Survival: Sparks Fly Between Me and My Five Exes 荒野求生：我和五个前任火光四射 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Live Streaming + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Feel-Good Story + System + Survival Variety Show + Showbiz] Qi Fei, the number one female sword cultivator in the Three Realms, practiced until she suffered a cultivation deviation. Her soul entered another world to undergo tribulations, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a D-list actress who was universally hated online, taking part in a wilderness survival variety show. There was nothing wrong with joining the show. But why were 13.8kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
7. 157 直 Livestream: The Top-Tier Star's Hilarious Little Sister Goes Viral 直播：顶流哥哥的沙雕亲妹爆红啦 Confused Foolish Beauty迷糊笨蛋美人Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Real siblings / no romance / top-tier star / lighthearted / everyday life / warm / healing / movie star / coming-of-age] Before she transmigrated into a book, Wen Yu’er was the Pei family’s real daughter, lost and raised elsewhere. She was the butt of jokes among the powerful and wealthy, and in the end, her rich brother dragged her all over the world by plane, luxury cruise ship, and convertible sports car. After transmigrating into a book, when she saw this wealthy brother again, Wen Yu’er co 9.2kReads9.4Score1.2kShelves

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   These books are all good, but please forgive me if some of them aren't about the entertainment industry. [Heart][heart][heart]

8. 158 惊 What?! My Host Is a Creepy, Crawling Zombie 惊！我的宿主是个阴暗爬行的丧尸 Little Fish小鱼君Sci-Fi & Apocalypse393k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + No romance + Silly comedy + System] When apocalyptic disasters struck, Lu Yaoyao was among the first to be bitten. Just as her consciousness was about to fade, a System descended from the heavens. Looking at its Host crawling around in the shadows, the System was horrified. [What the hell! What kind of thing did I bind myself to?] [Unbind me! Aaaaaah!] After becoming a zombie, while humans fought over food to stay alive, Lu Yaoyao gnawed on a Musang King durian from the supermarket 2.8kReads9.1Score426Shelves

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   The story begins with me encountering zombies while squatting in the toilet, and I feel like the whole story echoes the beginning [facepalm]. It's inseparable from poop, but it's really funny.

9. 159 孽 My Wicked Disciples All Want Me Dead 孽徒都想要我苟命 Happy Frog乐的蛙Ancient Romance760k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + no romance + extremely cautious] Her twelve disciples joined forces to kill her. Luckily, just before her soul was scattered, she awakened the Super Scrubbing System. [Ding! Detected disciple's malice value at 70. Help them become good.] [Ding! Detected disciple's goodness value at 80. Make them turn evil.] First Disciple: My heartless master, do you have any idea how much I despise you? Teng Luo: “Go ahead and despise me.” Second Disciple: I'll hunt you to the ends o 1.3kReads9.3Score171Shelves

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   I don't want to recommend anything else, but I strongly recommend this one!!! Don't make me beg you to read it!!! The female lead is absolutely hilarious; who cares if people like it?

10. 160 夺 You Stole My Fate? The Capital’s Heiress Goes on a Rampage to Clean Up the Entertainment Industry 夺我命格？京圈千金发癫整顿内娱 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance578k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestreaming + ridiculous antics + going off the rails + meme humor + irresistible charm] Yu Tingtang bumps her head and discovers she's the villainess in a Mary Sue novel. Her family cuts ties with her, her boyfriend betrays her, the whole internet curses her, and a stay in a psychiatric hospital is waiting for her! Raised in a Taoist temple, Yu Tingtang remains calm: Better to bury someone else than blame yourself. When reason doesn't work, she just goes completely nuts! On a 15.3kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves

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    ① Chu Sui, the eldest daughter of the Chu family in the capital and the future successor of China, wakes up to find that she has been possessed by a transmigrator for two years—💢 She has become a "black encyclopedia" in the entertainment industry, with 90% haters, creating an industry miracle! The agent broke down: "I've run myself ragged for you, thought about you for two minutes every night, and been unconscious for over ten hours!" Chu Sui (serious face): "Is it possible... You were just asleep?" 🍗 **Variety Show Rampage Record**: The moment the power went out on set, the teammates: screamed/crawled under the table/trembled. Chu Sui (fumbling for food in the dark): "This table is finished, let's move to another table!" Audience: "She's eating so little, is something on her mind?" 💇‍♂️ **Maximum Sarcasm Skills**: Teammate: "Why is the head PD's hair gone?" Chu Sui (thinking): "He must have been hit by a fart." Head PD: "Lawyer's letter warning. Jpg" 🏆 **Awards Ceremony Antics**: Prize: 3 autographed photos of the head PD. Chu Sui (leaving in grief): "My brother was hit by a pig, I have to go to 'Where Did My Brother Go?' To rescue him!" ② Li Han transmigrates into a beloved female supporting character in a popular romance novel— 💔 The cousin's comparison? The male lead's substitute girlfriend? She pulled out the **ultimate script**: **Directly seduce the male lead's mother!** **Li Han: "I actually like your mother. I only got close to you to become your new father."** 💰 The male lead throws out 30 million: "Leave my mother!" Li Han (clutching his chest): "This amount of money isn't enough for my love with my old baby!" 🎭 **Epic bidding scene**: Male lead: "Fifty million!" Li Han (reminiscing): "I remember when we first met, she was like a rose..." Male lead: "**One hundred million!**" Li Han (choking back tears): "She is my destiny..." Male lead (raging): "**Two hundred million! Get out if you're not going to the deserted island!**" Li Han (instantly accepting the check): "Okay, son, Dad's leaving now!" 💃 "Love may fade, but a two hundred million check will never fade." "From a substitute female supporting character to a wealthy new father, I'm only one rich woman away." ③ You Yu, a contemporary top student, died suddenly and was kidnapped by a quick transmigration system— 💢 **Working even after death?** Transform into a pure-blooded warrior! **System: Please complete the system task You Yu: Life and death are insignificant, fight if you disagree! 🎭 **Transmigrated into the villain's legitimate princess? Directly physically rewrite the script! **Male lead (righteously awe-inspiring): "Even the emperor is subject to the same laws as commoners..." You Yu (slaps him away): "With such a chatterbox, were you fed chicken feed when you were born?" ✋ 🐎 **The Third Prince rides his horse to his death**: "Sister, are you crazy!" You Yu (grabs his collar and swings him around): "You get lost too!" (Bonus: Wide-range basic attack: even the horse is picked up and smashed onto the male lead) 🔥 - MAX attack range of the big butt - System begs the host to be human ④ ✨**Others go crazy and kill, I go crazy and kill graves! **✨ Yu Tingtang awakens to the villainous female supporting character script— ✔️Family severance ✔️Boyfriend's betrayal ✔️Cyberbullying** Yu Tingtang: "Very good, now the pressure is on the King of Hell." **🍱**Delivering takeout triggers hell mode:** "Customer starving to death, automatic bad review?" She slaps the customer awake: "Wake up, eat your fill before you die!" **🏠**A wealthy family reunion turns into a horror movie:** The old butler: "Young master, this is the first time you've brought a living person home!" Yu Tingtang: "... Does your family often bring back dead people?" **🐶**A sibling war erupts:** The old butler tries to mediate: "Miss and young master, stop fighting, just consider it a dog bite!" [Smile]

11. 161 穿 After I Transmigrated Into a Book, I Became the Female Lead's Brother 穿书后我成了女配她哥 Gu Jinnian顾锦年Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Male-Led Quick Transmigration + No Romance] In the vast worlds, there are all kinds of supporting female characters. Wicked supporting characters, tragic supporting characters… What happens when a concubine abused to death in the imperial palace, or a wealthy young lady who goes bankrupt at dawn in a CEO romance, has an older brother who’s even more powerful than the male lead? 1. The brother of an expendable character in an imperial harem drama 2. The brother of a celebrity hated by the whole 4.8kReads7.2Score365Shelves

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    🍈🍈A variety of female supporting characters, from concubines tortured to death in the palace to bankrupt heiresses who become CEOs at dawn. The male transmigration theme is relatively novel, with the protagonist being the female lead's brother who supports her; the female lead was originally a supporting character.

12. 162 快 Quick Transmigration: The Male Lead Wants to Give Up Too 快穿之男主也想摆烂 Mi Xiao Qie米小茄Historical696k WordsCompleted Yang Mu, who has lost his memory, binds himself to the 666 Wish System and is ordered to travel between small worlds, helping people fulfill their wishes. But Yang Mu is a total slacker. Get his memories back? No way! Work like a beast? Even less likely! An elderly scholar in ancient times [Complete] My father, the most beautiful man in the land [Complete] The new Goddess of Childbirth, Doctor Yang [Complete] My daughter, who transmigrated into the heroine of an angst novel [Complete] The bloods 3.5kReads6.0Score169Shelves

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    🌿🌿The characters in this book are great. The first story is about a reincarnated scholar who transmigrates into a modern-day scholar. It's very well-written, and the character designs are excellent. The second story is about a stunningly handsome father who is also very good-looking.

13. 163 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful 惊！圣子圣女们竟然都缺德 Angry Hippo愤怒的河马Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd humor and memes + no romance + laugh-out-loud comedy + ensemble cast] With a loud crash from the heavens, Chun Jin met her end on the spot. Dying was bad enough, but then she transmigrated into a book, and not only that, she became a character everyone hated! As the saying goes, a doting older brother spoils his little sister. In the original story, Chun Hanwen was the unluckiest guy around. Even a dog would have left its mark on him. But a joke should never be made at a person's expe 56.4kReads9.3Score9kShelves

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    Hippo's book is really amazing! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ (Finding a few excerpts from a large collection of references)

14. 164 满 The Entire Court Begged Me Not to Get Married 满朝文武都求着我别嫁人 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance630k WordsCompleted Gu Zhao transmigrates into a celebrated female general. To avoid giving herself away and stay alive, she has one goal: resign! She has to resign! But... Want to go back to the countryside and raise chickens? The entire court: “You can raise chickens in the capital, too!” Want to go back to the countryside and find someone to marry? The emperor waves a hand grandly: “Choose any man in the entire court!” So Gu Zhao takes her imperial edict of betrothal and goes from house to house collecting money 3.4kReads8.3Score517Shelves

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    The premise is novel, there's no romantic pairing, and the female lead, in order to resign smoothly, uses the "bestowed marriage" deity to go door-to-door extorting money. In her eyes, the sons of all the officials are nothing more than chickens to be raised, and those officials are like gossipy old women—it's hilarious! (￣▽￣~)~

15. 165 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.8kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves

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    📖Hilarious🇨🇳A Max-Level High School Student: The protagonist, ranked low, suddenly gains a system that grants him instant access to the teacher's homework assignments. Add to that the ability to copy the assignments three hundred times, and unless he can build a time machine, there's no way he could possibly finish that much homework in such a short time, even if he used every single second. Just as his classmates were about to laugh at him... [Facepalm]

16. 166 无 Infinite: The Heroine Awakens in a Black Coffin 无限：女主在黑棺里苏醒了 Chubby Little Dudu胖小嘟嘟Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted The great masters in other stories are all ethereal immortals, riding flying swords. Yin Qing is different: she rides... a coffin. An infinite-flow novel. Not every story arc is horror-themed; all kinds of worlds make an appearance. (No romance, lighthearted, suitable even for the easily frightened.) 3.8kReads9.2Score434Shelves
17. 167 穿 Transmigrated to Prehistory: My Mom Burns Incense and Makes Offerings to Me Every Day 穿到原始：我妈天天给我烧香上供 Plum Blossom K梅花小KAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Favorite + Transmigration + Pocket Dimension + Farming + Infrastructure Building + Ancient Times + No Romance + Serving the Motherland + Apocalypse] Household Guardian! Please keep my daughter safe and bring her home! Jiang Xiuyun reverently placed three sticks of incense in front of the shrine. After going hungry for three days in primitive society, Jiang Hua grabbed a huge steamed bun that had suddenly appeared and took a bite! The Household Guardian has answered her prayers! When 10.1kReads9.4Score1.2kShelves
18. 168 家 My Blessed Wife Weighs 280 Jin 家有福妻二百八十斤 Just an Ordinary Citizen咱就是一个老百姓Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Lin Zaozao was an ordinary college student who had just graduated. To her surprise, she got caught up in the transmigration craze and became a fool weighing a whopping 280 pounds. Becoming a fool was bad enough, but she also had a huge black birthmark on her face that made her hideously ugly. And as if being ugly weren’t enough, the local authorities arranged for her to marry five husbands. Her five husbands were blind, lame, deaf, mute, and paralyzed, respectively. With her, a fool, added to th 542Reads8.9Score100Shelves
19. 169 惊 Horror Survival Game: This Little Old Lady Is Seriously Wicked 惊悚国运，小老太太坏的很 Jin San'er瑾三儿Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Livestream + National Fortune + Horror Games + Farming. Nonsensical, lighthearted comedy, with unserious horror and unserious national fortune.] Dong Shuzhen was a little old lady of sixty-five. At last retired, she switched into travel mode. Who knew that she’d fall asleep on a plane and wake up having transmigrated? She’d become a little old lady of the same name and age. The history of this world’s nations was much like that of her original world. The main difference was that in 12.9kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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    No romantic pairing. The little old lady is really funny; she's been hilarious since the very first chapter when she ran away from home.

20. 170 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.4kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
21. 171 炮 The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 炮灰觉醒，老六们偷听我心声 Never Tiring of the Sound声声不倦Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + wacky comedy + the schemers don't admit they can read minds + adored by everyone + shameless + utterly unhinged early on + happy ending + royals who aren't stereotypes] [Complete] Yin Jiao had been in the book for ten years when, one day, she finally awakened. She had transmigrated into a tearjerking romance with more than a thousand chapters about the male and female leads. The entire cast was so bad at communicating that even dogs would shake their heads. Good news: 3.4kReads9.3Score400Shelves

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    This is a hilarious transmigration story of explosive comeback! Yin Jiao transmigrates into the body of a cannon fodder female supporting character, awakens mind-reading abilities but is forced to become the "sixth sister," and this "family-wide madness literature" style of revenge novel will have you laughing your head off! The original book's tragic ending has been changed into a comedy where everyone is a comedian, the older sister is pampered into the group's darling, and the villains collectively kneel down and call her "Grandma." The comments section is flooded with "We suggest checking if the author graduated from a silly cultivation novel!"

22. 172 我EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score178.8kShelves
23. 173 七 The 1970s: Her Soul Returns, and the Female Defense Industry Mogul Is Fierce! 七零魂归：军工大佬她飒爆了！ Little Civet Cat小狸猫猫Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Military Marriage + Pocket Dimension + Using Science to Save the Nation + Super-Strong, Energetic Wolfdog VS Cool, Handsome Beauty Who Protects Her Husband] Li Luoyu, a powerful end-times ability user with lightning, wood, and spirit abilities, was struck by a thunderbolt so mighty it shook the heavens and transmigrated into a book. Now she had two choices: Go to the countryside? Or be sent down to the countryside as punishment? Wait... Aside from their official statu 30.7kReads8.9Score3.9kShelves

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    [1960S No CP + Young Child Thriller] Interstellar Overlord Li Jinjin😆 Reincarnates in the 1960s and instantly loses his memory! At seven, he awakens his memories and unleashes a crazy, satisfying power-up—punching up human traffickers and kicking perverts in the mountains~ The protagonist is strong, capable, and also good at managing daily life, handling mundane tasks like cooking, heating, and transportation perfectly. The young protagonist is a blast for everyone🥳~

24. 174 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.1kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves
25. 175 知 The Educated Youth's Shaman Daughter-in-Law Moves to the City 知青的神婆媳妇进城了 Huan Duhuai患独槐Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Ying Baili is the village’s young spirit medium. Born with the ability to see both the living and the dead, she has never been wrong about people, ghosts, or feng shui. Unfortunately, with the campaign to eliminate the Four Olds underway, she still has to work in the fields alongside everyone else to earn work points. Less than two years later, a tall, handsome educated youth arrived in the village. Word was that his family background was impeccable, and all the village girls stared at him in aw 6.8kReads8.5Score820Shelves
26. 176 这 This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧？ Liangliang Ascends to Immortality亮亮成仙Eastern Fantasy355k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his 31Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Abstract and humorous, just recommending it to myself, hehe. Princes and princesses, please enjoy! [Full][Full][Full]

27. 177 和 After Joining a Variety Show with My Infamous Uncle, My Fortune-Telling Goes Viral 和黑红舅舅参加综艺后，算命爆火 Three-Tailed Rabbit三尾兔Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted This story is set in a fictional world and has no connection to reality! [The whole family dotes on her + entertainment industry + mystical arts + livestreaming + family bonds + uncle and niece, no romance] The police in Zhonglingshan Village received a report: “There's a five-year-old at our temple spreading feudal superstition, charging 688 yuan for a fortune! She's scamming people out of their money!” The police: ??? They understood all the words, but put together, they made no sense. A littl 14.6kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves
28. 178 我 I'm a Frail, True Heiress, So What's Wrong With Knowing a Little Mysticism? 我病弱真千金，会亿点玄学怎么了 Luo Shengsheng洛笙笙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + fortune-telling + satisfying revenge + absurd comedy + no romance] Chi Le had lived for sixteen years before finding out his younger sister had been switched at birth! His parents said, “Your sister is frail and sickly, and can't take care of herself. You have to look after her.” One sleepless night, Chi Le went outside for a walk and saw his frail, sickly sister jump straight down from the third floor without a scratch. Chi Le: ? Then his supposedly helpless sister punched a thou 198.6kReads9.5Score35.2kShelves
29. 179 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 14.8kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves

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    No romantic pairing, but I couldn't stop laughing.

30. 180 摆 My Slacker Niece and Her Five Unlucky Uncles 摆烂外甥女和她的五个大冤种舅舅 Gu Ye rb顾野rbModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After staying up all night reading a novel only to find it ended terribly, she angrily chewed out the author in the middle of the night, then suddenly died the next day and transmigrated into the novel's world. A critical hit right from the start: afraid she'd starve, she went fishing, but instead of catching a fish, she pulled up a corpse. She reunited with her birth family, only to be poisoned by her own grandfather and sent to the hospital. She joined her second uncle on a farming-and-travel 7.1kReads8.8Score678Shelves
31. 181 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves

    Reader note

    I've been wanting to recommend this first book by Teacher Changmao for a while now! I got hooked because of the title! I was just afraid you'd have to stay up all night reading it like me~! It's a must-read for everyone on Tomato Bookstore.

32. 182 全 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越：古代生存十八法 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance3.1M WordsCompleted The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W 49.5kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves
33. 183 我 I Am the Villain Chosen by Fate: Invincible from the Moment I Crush the Male Lead 我，天命反派，无敌从碾压男主开始 Ou Cong偶葱Urban493k WordsCompleted Every male-oriented novel has a domineering protagonist who relies on forced posturing to pull off face-slapping, along with a crowd of cannon fodder whose intelligence is forcibly lowered by his protagonist aura. Gu Xiao's job is to become a brain-boosting hero in these web novels, raise the intelligence of everyone in each world, and relentlessly rub the male lead's face in the dirt. In a son-in-law story, he's the loyal sidekick who helps the male lead show off, only to have the male lead pat 7.4kReads9.1Score408Shelves

    Reader note

    Both are non-romantic and written by the same author. In the first one, the scumbag guy tries to steal the female lead's kidney, but she turns around and steals his kidney instead [facepalm][facepalm]. In the second one, the male lead has a group of female admirers, but he doesn't want to be in a relationship, so he uses something like a magnifying glass to magnify all his flaws [eating melon][eating melon].

34. 184 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.9kReads9.7Score12.3kShelves
35. 185 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves

    Reader note

    It's quite good even without a female lead.

36. 186 全 Are They All Villains? I Reload My Save and Send Them All to Their Doom 全员恶人？我读档发癫送他们上天 Loves Grilled Gluten爱吃烤面筋Modern Romance421k WordsCompleted [Memes + Save-Scumming + Going Off the Rails + Livestreaming + Showbiz + Devoted Romance] Lin Tong transmigrates into a brainless Mary Sue story as the ill-fated biological heiress. She dies of poisoning and depression, and her family meets a terrible end as well. Her: Whatever. You’ve got your protagonist’s halo, and I’ve got save-scumming. On a dating reality show, the fake heiress bribes the director and cheats at every turn: She deliberately makes Lin Tong’s tasks harder? No problem. Lin Ton 9.3kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

    Reader note

    I've been laughing non-stop from the first chapter. It's full of witty jokes and humor. The author is a natural talent; I laughed until my stomach hurt! [Kissing emoji][laughing emoji]

37. 187 沙 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 Bu Zhi Yun KK不知云KKModern Romance506k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 2.5kReads9.4Score322Shelves

    Reader note

    Except for one book that scored 8.7, All the others were 9 or higher. The humor in each book was unexpectedly good. Highly recommend books 1, 5, 7, 9, 10, and 12.

38. 188 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 47.8kReads9.1Score6.1kShelves

    Reader note

    I highly recommend this; it almost made my hemorrhoids burst from laughing.

39. 189 快 Quick Transmigration: A Max-Level Big Shot Possesses Cannon-Fodder Characters and Mercilessly Bullies Scumbags 快穿：满级大佬穿炮灰疯狂虐渣 Floral Koi花团锦鲤Modern Romance3.3M WordsOngoing [Male lead's perspective / female-oriented revenge / tormenting scumbags to the core] [A powerful immortal cultivator turns the tables online, specializing in shameless people!] Qingmu (grabbing System 211 by the collar): I bound you so you could see what the real world is like. Watch closely and learn how a professional deals with the shameless! World One: The hapless older brother of the devoted second male lead Second male lead: Bro, you have to give me half the money you earn! Qingmu: Want 45.4kReads8.0Score2.8kShelves

    Reader note

    The protagonist is a powerful figure in the cultivation world, like a world tree. He's straightforward and doesn't drag things out; he's like the older brother of a love-struck male lead. There are many male and female leads, and a system-based player. The protagonist is constantly breaking up the male and female leads in the story. 🍋🍋

40. 190 在 Caught Between Shining and Burning Bright, She Chose to Go Crazy 在发光和发热之间，她选择了发疯 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Dating show + going off the rails + showbiz + humiliating scumbags + exes crawling back] The High God Gu Si transmigrated into a book to undergo a trial. The book took the stand-in trope to the extreme. The green-tea older sister kept men on the hook, while Gu Si played the stand-in for every kind of scumbag, eventually dying with hatred in her heart after a lifetime spent in someone else’s shadow. To pass her trial, she had to collect regret points from the scumbags. Gu Si was thrilled. “Playi 2.4kReads9.2Score464Shelves
41. 191 迷 She Charms a Retired Big Shot, and His Beloved Granddaughter Is Spoiled Rotten 迷倒退休大佬，万人迷孙女宠成宝 Xian Mi仙米Modern Romance481k WordsCompleted Sang Qiao, a top-tier star in Huaxia, spent her whole life kowtowing to the powers-that-be. After working herself to death, she transmigrated into a novel as the vicious fake heiress once again. The fake heiress fought the real heiress for affection and met a tragic end. But after something clicked in Sang Qiao's head, she realized that instead of kowtowing to the rich, she might as well become a granddaughter to the super-rich elderly! * It all began when she gave the novel's male lead a fierce 1.4kReads8.2Score237Shelves

    Reader note

    Absolutely gorgeous.

42. 192 不 It's Not the Villain Dying Too Soon That Scares Me, It's the Villain Being a Clown 不怕反派死得早，就怕反派是沙雕 Darkened Sweetheart黑化甜妹Modern Romance272k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Transmigrates into a book + Entertainment industry + Chaotic drama + Satisfying face-slapping + Nonsense + Multiple personalities + Powerful figures + Jealous king] Zhuo Jin, a rebellious goddess, transmigrates into a book. The original body had taken the route of being infamous for all the wrong reasons, and the whole internet hated her. Her boyfriend broke up with her over it, too. Under the combined pressure of cyberbullying and heartbreak, the original owner tried to end her lif 346Reads8.7Score—Shelves
43. 193 炮 The Cannon Fodder Junior Sister Just Wants to Survive, Yet Becomes the Savior 炮灰小师妹只想苟命，却成救世主 Longjing Tea Su龙井茶苏Ancient Romance690k WordsCompleted The rating just came in. This one’s a safe bet! [Ensemble cast ✘ transmigrate into a book ✘ slight harem vibes ✘ genius ✘ redemption ✘ defying fate] Office worker Jiang Xian was struck by lightning right after clocking out. When she came to, she realized she had transmigrated into a novel she’d only recently started reading, becoming a top-tier cannon-fodder character. Her fate seemed obvious from the start. In the book, the original character was an important bit of cannon fodder who appeared o 738Reads8.8Score134Shelves
44. 194 缺 One Move from This Shameless Junior Sister, and the Experts of the Nine Provinces Are All Stunned 缺德师妹一出手，九州大佬全麻了 Holding a Lamp Beneath the Moon月下执灯Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted Lu Lingyou transmigrates into a novel about a universally adored heroine, only to become the cannon-fodder female supporting character. The original owner was useless at everything and always the first to take the blame. The heroine killed a fellow disciple? The heroine leaked the sect's secret techniques? The heroine was secretly involved with the Demon Clan's holy lord? She got blamed for all of it. In the end, she died horribly amid the cheers of the entire cultivation world! Lu Lingyou says 46kReads9.1Score6.7kShelves
45. 195 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 9.2kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
46. 196 神 The Amazing Little Junior Sister Takes an Unconventional Path to Immortality 神奇小师妹不走寻常成仙路 A Boatload of Sweet Dreams一舟好梦Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The junior sister says their sect is poor, so they have to strip the passing geese bare and skin every beast they catch. The declining Taiqiong Sect keeps growing richer until it becomes the number one sect in the cultivation world. The junior sister says she needs to take care of her senior brothers, so she leads by example and uses both carrots and sticks. The eldest senior brother, who was assassinated in his previous life, survives this time and becomes so powerful that the cultivation world 16.5kReads8.9Score2.1kShelves
47. 197 就 Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂 Ji Furan纪扶染Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted [Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and 117.8kReads9.6Score13.7kShelves
48. 198 少 Cut the Crap, Villain Goes All Out 少逼逼歪歪，反派火力全开 Ninety-Nine Points九拾九分Modern Romance517k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + adored by everyone + unhinged antics + wealthy-family ensemble + wish fulfillment] (This story contains no BL. Don’t take the comedic scenes seriously. If that bothers you, please don’t read. Best enjoyed without overthinking~) After transmigrating into a book as a rich, beautiful, brainless villain, Shang Yang was furious. Why did a villain still have to go to school?!!! If you’re rich, shouldn’t you be able to lie flat and enjoy the good life? And to make matters worse, af 100.4kReads8.9Score14.9kShelves
49. 199 玄 The Metaphysics Master Eats Her Own Gossip Every Day 玄学大佬每天都在吃自己的瓜 Lousy Uncle辣鸡的uncleModern Romance435k WordsCompleted (Metaphysical, no romance, feel-good story, no logic, with showbiz elements, though the heroine won’t enter showbiz) Shen Yu, a great survivalist, was forced into seclusion when a cataclysm struck and the Heavenly Dao perished. By the time she ventures out again, the world has changed. Phones? Surveillance cameras? Airplanes? Cannons? Good heavens, this world is even more dangerous than the cultivation world! No need to panic. She’ll quietly cultivate and keep a low profile until she’s invincibl 6.7kReads9.3Score692Shelves

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    It's hilarious, and there's no romantic pairing!

50. 200 女 The Empress Lands at a Live-Stream Variety Show During Her Sacrifice Ceremony 女帝祭典上穿到直播综艺现场 You Zhinan有枝南Modern Romance672k WordsCompleted Su Qingyun was the first empress of the Su Dynasty, blessed with the fortune of a true dragon. She was noble, highly skilled in martial arts, and also the mysterious Holy Maiden of Miaojiang, peerlessly beautiful and adept at witchcraft and poison. Yet during a rain-praying ceremony, she transmigrated into a modern survival reality show. The original owner was scared to death on the spot, but poisonous snakes were no big deal to Su Qingyun. What she couldn’t understand was why she had become a f 1.1kReads9.4Score185Shelves

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