No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs 无CP，爆笑文，能笑出八块腹肌的那种

1. 1 反 The Villain's Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old: If Dad Won't Rebel, I'll Do It 反派幼崽三岁半，爹不造反我来干 The Moon Falls into a Dream月亮跌入梦Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Adored by everyone + feel-good power fantasy + gloomy antagonist gets remade into a doting dad + daughter sweet-talks her villain father into spoiling her + female supporting character has a System] Wen Ruan was an evil villain who dreamed of ruling the world. The good news: she transmigrated as the three-and-a-half-year-old biological daughter of Qin Jiuzhou, the ultimate villain. The bad news: she’d landed in the epilogue, where the gloomy villain who could crush the heavens and earth had los 34.3kReads8.9Score4.2kShelves

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   🌿🌿🌿This book, this one, no romance, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt while reading it. The villainous cub is even more ruthless than the villainous father, thinking about ruling the world all day long, making the villainous father doubt whether he's a good person, hahaha.

2. 2 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 89.7kReads9.6Score11.6kShelves
3. 3 让 You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配？我改剧情当霸总 Yi Qiansha忆茜纱Ancient Romance647k WordsCompleted [Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. · 13.3kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves

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   All of them are non-romantic. The first and second books are very funny, the third book is more of a face-slapping story, and the fourth book doesn't have as many jokes. The female lead is a bit violent, but it's very enjoyable (although this book is non-romantic, two guys like the female lead).

4. 4 穿 The Book's Most Hated Character Goes Wild and Takes Everyone Down 穿书万人嫌，发疯创死所有人 Get Rich on the Spot原地暴富Modern Romance457k WordsCompleted [Unhinged + Comedy + No CP + Transmigrate Into a Book + Silly + Variety Show Livestream + Meme References] Jiang Wu hates teachers when she's at school, bosses when she's at work, netizens when she's online, coworkers in everyday life, relatives over the New Year, and the world in general. One day, this pure-hate warrior transmigrates into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting female character who is unloved by her parents, despised by everyone, and ultimately killed by the lunatic second 8.7kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
5. 5 我 I’ve Already Got No Manners, So Why Should I Let You Have Your Way? 我都没素质了，你让让我怎么了？ Jiang Yuyi江余一Modern Romance253k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Reverse Transmigration into a Book + Absurd Comedy + Unhinged + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Wish-Fulfillment + No Romance, Just Messing with People] Warning: The female lead hits people. Don't read if that's not for you. The author's not in the best state of mind and is making things up as she goes. Readers who demand historical accuracy, beware. While other people transmigrate into books, Yun Luo transmigrated out of one. Yun Luo discovered that time had stopped in her world. S 3.1kReads9.2Score306Shelves
6. 6 爽 So Satisfying! The Real Heiress Hates Everyone Equally 爽爆！真千金她平等的痛恨所有人 Liu Qingci柳清辞Modern Romance416k WordsCompleted [Going Off the Rails + Entertainment Industry + Feel-Good Revenge + Epic Face-Slapping + No Forgiveness + The Whole Family Gets What They Deserve] Going off the rails is the most powerful weapon for fighting back against the world. During an outdoor livestreaming variety show, the guests lost contact with the production crew. The sweet, gentle girl who was kind in public led the others in isolating and bullying Chu Yiyi, the scandal-ridden star everyone loved to hate. In response to the bullying 28.5kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves
7. 7 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance626k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.8kReads—Score120Shelves

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   It's so good, I laughed from beginning to end.

8. 8 我 I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经，别惹我，就爱死装你记住 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 12.9kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves

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   These books are all incredibly funny, especially the second one, about Yao Yao and her family. It was so painful to hold back my laughter in bed at night.

9. 9 官 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后，反派被迫从良 Jiang Xiaokui江小葵Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro 19.4kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
10. 10 系 The System Forces Me to Flirt with the Campus Heartthrob, but I Turn Around and Start Grinding Through the 53 系统逼我撩校草，我转头刷起了五三 Tissue Paper Oil面巾纸油8k WordsCompleted The System Forces Me to Flirt with the School Hunk, but I Turn Around and Start Grinding Through the Five-Three 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Transmigrated into a book and forced into a romance novel, the entire school is in a state of frenzy for love. System: Go flirt with the school heartthrob! Shen Zhiyu: Don't block my way while I'm solving math problems. Zero flirting, zero tricks—while others are dating, she's doing practice problems. She never expected to reverse-engineer the top-tier romance-obsessed school heartthrob, using her math problems to gain 100% of his affection.

11. 11 沙 There Are a Thousand Goofballs, and Half of Them Are in the Villain’s Family 沙雕千千万，反派家占一半 Red Rabbit红兔Modern Romance536k WordsCompleted [Absurd Comedy + Entertainment Industry + Cathartic Revenge + One-on-One Romance] Gu Xixi, the tragic heroine of a melodramatic romance, was found by her family. The good news: Her parents are the richest people in the country, and her brother is a top-tier star. The bad news: Her entire family are villains. Heh heh heh. You can’t even imagine how much fun it is to be a villain! She gets guilt-tripped on a variety show. Her billionaire parents say, “We’re villains. We never had any morals to beg 3.9kReads9.2Score532Shelves
12. 12 沙 A Goofball Is Forced Into a Love Rivalry in a Harem Novel 沙雕在万人迷小说被迫开修罗场 Little Bear Afu小熊阿福Modern Romance437k WordsCompleted [Ridiculously Funny + Everyone's Favorite + Love Rivals + Transmigrate into a Book + Showbiz + Four Male Leads, Each with a Different Ending] A thick-skinned, compliment-spouting, goofy, straightforward, universally adored heroine with the energy of a hyperactive husky After unexpectedly transmigrating into a harem novel, award-winning actress Su Ke finds herself in a story where the heroine is the nation's sweetheart, and a dazzling movie star, a suave CEO, and a popular puppy-like top-tier sta 340Reads9.1Score100Shelves

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    I won't read the first book where four characters share a separate ending with no romantic pairing. The rest are all without romantic pairings; books 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 are already completed.

13. 13 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 165kReads9.5Score21kShelves

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    This is the last one that has a romantic pairing.

14. 14 惊 Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird 惊悚，我在诡异世界当圣父 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery594k WordsCompleted Liu Shu is a young man who grew up in a village. He is determined to become a respected paragon of virtue, just like his father! To achieve this goal, he leads by example! He treats a deaf-mute uncle who refuses to see doctors for his toothache! Zombie: “He pulled out every single one of my teeth. How can they still hurt when they’re all gone? What? My gums hurt? That’s not his problem. He only deals with toothaches!” He builds houses for the lonely elderly in town! Cannibal chef: “The bricks yo 10.4kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
15. 15 盗 The Tomb Raider’s Son Won’t Let Him Play with the Dog 盗墓小哥的儿子不让他跟狗玩 Sui Sui Is a Bad Cat岁岁是只坏猫Two Male Leads506k WordsCompleted Talented little kid + comedy and healing + doting on the big brother Zhang Haike, who had suffered at the hands of the wicked concubine, was reborn. He wanted to bring back the clan leader and defeat the wicked concubine, but... he just wasn't strong enough. So he brought out his ultimate secret weapon: Zhang Xiaoyu, the monkey-like young clan leader of the Hong Kong Zhang family. The rebellious eight-year-old was adopted into Little Brother's household and became the son of Mute Bottle. From fi 4.3kReads9.0Score393Shelves
16. 16 炸 Entertainment World Rocked! This Heroine Is Seriously Unhinged 炸翻娱乐！这个女主有大病 Ben Zhijie本止戒Two Female Leads765k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Unhinged Heroine + Secret Identities + No Male Lead + Girls’ Love] Yu Jianing, a patient whose dissociative identities were both a treatment failure and a success, dies after overdosing on medication. When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself in a parallel world, at the auditions for a talent show called Go! Idol! Comment 1: She’s so alluring… She’s not even doing anything… How can she be so… Comment 2: Don’t let her fool you, people above! She’s a bad person! Comment 3: Good t 4.8kReads9.6Score710Shelves
17. 17 穿 The First Day After I Transmigrated into Tomb Notes, I Got Caught by Xiaoge 穿越盗笔第一天，我被小哥逮着了 Sharp-Tongued Bagpipe牙尖风笛Two Male Leads1.4M WordsCompleted [Tomb Raiding + Zhang Qiling + Hei Xiazi + No Pairings] [The kind of protagonist your mom would smack you for being. Lighthearted, everyday interactions.] [The author did so much research that they got fed up with all the romance, so there's no romance. The author ships every couple they see, just not the protagonist.] Qi Quan transmigrates one day and discovers that he has amnesia. His right index and middle fingers are unusually long, and mosquitoes don't bite him. After thinking it over for a 2.6kReads9.2Score984Shelves
18. 18 快 The Everyday Extra's Alluring Life in Quick Transmigration 快穿之路人甲的万人迷日常 Dearest Heart卿卿吾心Modern Romance405k WordsCompleted [No romance + quick transmigration + airheaded heartthrob adored by everyone + a chaotic love polygon] [Warning: This is my first time writing, and my prose is rough. The first two worlds aren’t very good, so you may want to skip them. The heroine is an airhead, and this is an unapologetically silly Mary Sue story.] Shen Shu is a beautiful airhead with incredible charm. She may be dim-witted, but everyone who meets her, man or woman, can’t help being kind to her, and may even fall in love with h 11.4kReads9.1Score627Shelves
19. 19 盗 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: I Transmigrated into a Book with My House 盗笔：我带着房子穿书了 Dreaming of Being Poor as Hua Sanlang梦想穷成花三郎Mystery556k WordsCompleted [No CP + adored by everyone + a carefree, flawed protagonist + OOC warning + has an alter ego!!!] [The main storyline is everyday madness; tomb raiding is secondary] Guan Daodao has no parents in this world. The orphanage director gave him the name Daodao, saying that a lowly name would help him thrive~ For his first twenty years, he worked while going to school, hoping to buy a house. Then he realized a windfall was a much faster way to get there... When he finally bought a house with his une 8.2kReads8.8Score887Shelves
20. 20 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Female Ghost Is Anxious About Her Looks 直播算命：女鬼她容貌焦虑了 Hua Qingqing华卿卿Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: Live Fortune-Telling: Your Dad’s Been Running Around Naked Down There for Three Years [No romance, livestreaming, fortune-telling, episodic stories] Lin Qingwan transmigrates into a book while attending a metaphysics lecture and reading a tearjerker. She becomes the poor, lovesick heroine who loses a kidney, a leg, and her sight, goes bald, yet stubbornly survives to get a happy ending with the male lead. After waking up to find her home completely bare, Lin Qingwan returns to her 5.2kReads9.2Score743Shelves
21. 21 认 After Reuniting with Our Families, Everyone’s Plans Go Haywire 认亲后，大家的画风一起跑偏了 Midnight Murder Ball午夜凶球Modern Romance386k WordsCompleted Whenever the young Li Guanlan saw all the family scandals and chaos in the news online, she would thank Heaven that she was born into a loving, well-off family with parents who adored her. Then one day, a bolt from the blue struck: she had been switched at birth seventeen years ago! You’ve got to be kidding! What kind of family was she being sent to? Wealthy! Complicated! Emotionally distant! Her biological mother was as indifferent as a chrysanthemum and bad at expressing herself. Time to start 47.4kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves

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    I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair! And it wasn't some tired TikTok meme with no romantic pairing, just a serious high school student!

22. 22 穿 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 16.6kReads9.0Score2kShelves

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    The first book features a female lead whose dialogue is incredibly witty, employing various underhanded tactics to indirectly amass wealth. While working as a body double, she subtly wins over the domineering CEO and even his unrequited love, transforming from a substitute into the group's darling. However, her only concern is money; she's a complete jerk who doesn't care about anyone else and prefers to be close to beautiful women. The second book, with its 9.7 Rating, needs no introduction. The story is filled with cunning and manipulative characters, and the seemingly carefree Wang Qianqian's every move made me laugh so hard I almost fell ill; people on the street mistook her for a lunatic. The third book features a female lead whose mind is read by her brothers, making her jump around like a madwoman when compared to the original male and female leads.

23. 23 穿 I Transmigrated into a Clichéd Cultivation World, but I Only Want to Cultivate the Heartless Way 穿到狗血修真界，我只想修无情道 Seven Sevens七个七Ancient Romance437k WordsCompleted How lucky to arrive in the world of cultivation! Why waste time on romance when you could be cultivating? After discovering she was the second female lead in a melodramatic novel, Xiang Wenxin promptly called off her engagement and headed down the mountain. The cultivation world's magnificent landscapes, here I come! If you had to choose a cultivation path in a world obsessed with melodramatic romance, the obvious choice would be the Path of Ruthlessness. This novel has no romance. 662Reads8.8Score104Shelves
24. 24 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 131.6kReads9.6Score14.1kShelves
25. 25 还 Thank Goodness I'm Seriously Ill 还好我病得不轻 Jiang Jiang Jiang江僵姜Modern Romance684k WordsCompleted [No romance + entertainment industry top-tier star + powerful female lead and satisfying triumphs + all kinds of art and craft] A dark story about a sociopathic, psychopathic personality in the entertainment industry, featuring a beautiful, fragile, sickly girl with a crazed persona! Li Yao transmigrates into the body of a minor celebrity named Li Yao in a parallel world. Facing a company-imposed blacklist and bullying from her seniors, the notorious Li Yao promptly terminates her contract. Feng 175Reads9.4Score—Shelves
26. 26 啊 Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind 啊！被我逼黑化的反派们能读我心 Yi A Ya一啊鸭Modern Romance692k WordsCompleted On the day she’s supposed to die as a vicious, brother-obsessed supporting character, she somehow gains the ability to hear the thoughts of her brothers, who have all turned evil! Standing on a high platform, Qiao Chuchu wails, “You’ll always be my brothers! I’m going to die right in front of you, so you’ll never forget me for the rest of your lives!” But what her seven gorgeous brothers hear is: [Hahaha, bye-bye! With a trillion in assets, I can live like a rich lady! You can stay here and suff 33.8kReads9.3Score4.3kShelves
27. 27 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 95.1kReads9.2Score9.5kShelves

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    This is a hilarious male-oriented wish-fulfillment novel! The male protagonist has such a rich vocabulary. He's the type who's never put up with being bullied, never backs down, and is determined to die. If you're not happy, just fight!

28. 28 一 A Very Serious Cultivation Novel 一本非常正经的修仙小说 Cao Rong艹容Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [Unhinged faction + ensemble cast + absurdist faction + comedy faction] No couples Not your typical cultivation story. ⚠⚠⚠ Extremely absurd [important point ⚠⚠⚠] Jian Bingwu invites her to see the scenery: Jian Bingwu is good. Jian Bingwu pushes her off the Immortal-Slaying Terrace: Jian Bingwu is bad. Jian Xieyun happily goes to meet her: Jian Xieyun is silly. Jian Xieyun gets pushed off: Jian Xieyun is miserable. But she’s a member of the divine race. Why push her off the Immortal-Slaying Terr 16.9kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves

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    You're someone else's senior brother, why do you keep wanting our female lead to call you dad? [Heavy punch] It's okay, I was beaten up by everyone and I can barely forgive you. [Sad] [Heavy punch] The little golden dumpling led the whole sect astray and he recognized all the disciples in the sect at a glance. He really recognized them too much. The most outrageous one in the crowd is hahaha [laughing] It's so funny, no CP.

29. 29 怪 Monsters Run Amok: I Sweep This World with Laughter 怪物横行：我以笑声横扫此界 Hardworking Goldfish努力的金鱼Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [No female lead + System + transmigration + demon beasts + undead + artificial intelligence] Lu Yu transmigrates to a strange world of spirit and martial arts, where technology and cultivation, demon beasts and the undead overturn everything he thought he knew. Luckily, a golden finger is essential for anyone who transmigrates. But after reading the System’s introduction, he decides he’d be better off without this ridiculous thing. He’s a man through and through, not some peerless beauty, so why 2.8kReads8.9Score246Shelves

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    I'm currently reading the first one, and it's really hilarious. It's a story about an invincible male protagonist, very funny. I really like the second one; the protagonist has a system that allows him to gain experience by having others hear him laugh, which he then uses to level up. It's about family, friendship, and national sentiment; it's really funny and also makes me cry.

30. 30 灵 The Soul Fix-It Shop 灵魂万事屋 Ice Pond Gourd冰谭葫芦Modern Romance192k WordsOngoing [Nontraditional Rebirth Story] x [Nontraditional Power Fantasy] x [Goofy Comedy] x [Dry Humor, Absurd Humor, Violent Humor, In Short, Humor] x [Alternate Universe] One night, Li Xiaoman, worn down by the noise from her awful neighbor, suddenly realized that her body was still lying in bed, but her soul had already floated up into the air. Seeing herself in bed and the black cat beside it, she sighed helplessly. "Are you here to collect me? I thought you said it was hard to find a job. Are you s 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is still being serialized, but it's purely for laughs with no romantic pairings. The characters currently featured are purely friends, giving it a bit of an ensemble feel.

31. 31 颠 The Madwoman Takes Life and Death in Stride, and Just Wants to Turn the World Upside Down 颠婆生死看淡，唯恐天下不乱 A Tomato一只洋柿子Ancient Romance548k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + no CP + lighthearted comedy + unhinged power fantasy + snark] (The comic adaptation is now available. Thanks for your support!) University student You Yu collapsed in the library with a thud after being crushed by the combined torment of her internship, graduate school entrance exams, and thesis. Good news: She was finally dead. Bad news: She had transmigrated. After being bound to a quick transmigration System, You Yu broke down. What kind of born workhorse constitut 25.6kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves

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    All are highly recommended! The first book is primarily comedic, with some plot points that are also very funny. The protagonist, Sister Squid, has a distinct personality and acts decisively, making for a thoroughly enjoyable and laugh-out-loud experience. The second book is half comedy and half plot, with a novel setting. It's not entirely a quick transmigration story; the female protagonist returns to her own world after completing her missions in the transmigrated worlds. The plot is exciting and humorous. The third book, despite its title suggesting an infinite flow, is more like a collection of supernatural tales. The characters are well-developed, the plot is interesting, and there are even some slightly scary parts. Just when you feel scared, it suddenly turns funny, making it very enjoyable. The fourth book is somewhat flawed. It's a quick transmigration type, and the first 200+ chapters are excellent. The original plot of the small world is captivating, and the changes the female protagonist makes are also brilliant and hilarious. However, around chapter 300, the focus shifts, and the story of the small world becomes so prominent that the female protagonist's role seems to be neglected. There's a second part, but I don't recommend reading it. It feels like the author wasn't in a good mood while writing it. Overall, this novel is still enjoyable even without considering the ending; the beginning is very engaging.

32. 32 人 I'm in an Infinite Flow World, Yet I'm Bound to a Romance System 人在无限流，我却绑定了恋爱系统 Qingyu Case, Maybe Not青玉案否Modern Romance360k WordsCompleted [No CP] + [Infinite Flow] + [Goofy Drama Queen] + [Strong Female Lead] + [Everyone's Favorite] + [System] + [Livestream] Qin Fufeng accidentally binds herself to a romance System. It claims it will take her to the interstellar age to experience all kinds of love, but instead, it drags her into an escape game. Romance System: This [Bite Toast and Turn a Corner into Love] card will help you get close to your target. Qin Fufeng simply uses the item card on two ghosts. Ghost One: Xiao Shu, I think I 3.2kReads9.5Score531Shelves
33. 33 快 Quick Transmigration: The Corrupted Villainess Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script 快穿：黑化女配手撕炮灰剧本 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Mindless fun + no romance + no holier-than-thou heroine + an unpredictable female lead + fast-paced quick transmigration (Not your thing? No worries, come on! Skip to the next one! P.S. There are thirty-nine worlds, so there’s bound to be a little story you’ll like!) Synopsis: Shi Xia is an overworked wage slave in the modern era. One day, she transmigrates into a book, only to keep working. In these other worlds, there’s always a group of exceptional young women. They come from good families, e 4.8kReads9.3Score462Shelves
34. 34 大 After the Poor Suckers Heard My Thoughts, They All Awakened 大冤种们听我心声后，全员觉醒了 Little Klee一只小可莉Modern Romance661k WordsCompleted [No romance + Transmigrate into a book + Inner thoughts + System + Absurd comedy + Bystander gossip] [All the protagonists are from the same world] Good news: Lin Huixing transmigrated, and even came with a System. Bad news: Lin Huixing transmigrated into the hourly maid in all sorts of protagonists' homes. Every story has these marginal characters. They may seem insignificant, but they always stand right beside the protagonists, on the front lines of the gossip. The domineering CEO argues with 42.6kReads9.4Score6.5kShelves

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    Both are great, highly recommended! (No romance) The first one is really funny. The female lead transmigrates into a novel world that's a fusion of many novels, and is bound to a housekeeping system, cleaning for the male and female leads every day. Her broom is made of steel wire, capable of killing silently, and her rag wipes clean, making it easy to dispose of bodies. The second one is also very funny, no romance, ensemble cast. The main characters are four college students who transmigrate to a magical world to try and defeat the Demon King and save the world for their internship certificates. In this book, you can see swordsmen flying on their swords, priests blasting people around like giant cockroaches in their crosses… … I'm too lazy to type the rest, just read the synopsis.

35. 35 创 Conquer Another World 创翻异世界 Hehehe Hehehehe嘿嘿诶嘿嘿嘿Sports843k WordsCompleted (Absurd comedy + group transmigration + a protagonist with no romance + nonsensical humor) “Who knows? We heard you could get an internship stamp for beating the Demon King, so we came.” This is the story of a group of friends who transmigrate into the game Another World Adventure, defeat the Demon King, and save humanity. Priest Chen Ranzhu, the beastfolk world’s top undercover agent and a hemorrhoid expert, uses the most awesome healing skills to pull off the wildest stunts. [No priests or dog 2.6kReads9.4Score442Shelves
36. 36 天 Child of Destiny: Protect Our Villain! 天命之子：守护我方反派！ Red Moon, Clear Clouds红月晴云Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, unstable vibes. Enter at your own risk.] Zhou Yang was cursed with the doom of the lone star, and his whole family died because of him. Then, at last, when he was twenty-two, he cursed himself to death. As it turned out, he transmigrated into a villain and got bound to the Ultimate Invincible Big Villain System. Zhou Yang: “I suffered through a miserable life in my last life. What's wrong with enjoying myself in this one? Picking on the protagonist? Whoever wants to do it can go 36.4kReads9.3Score4.2kShelves

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    For the last two, look at their lack of morality first, then their housekeeper.

37. 37 兄 The Siblings Say Nothing, Just Keep Humiliating Their Eldest Brother 兄妹俩不语，一味拿大哥颜面扫地 Plastic Bestie塑料闺闺Modern Romance847k WordsCompleted [A goofy, over-the-top daily-life story about a brother and sister. No romance for the protagonist. Maximum absurdity.] When Xie Tangning woke up, she discovered she was living in an old-fashioned novel. The Xie family was the original male lead’s biggest stepping stone, and each of them was destined to die in their own way. Her second brother, Xie Changyu, would be sold by the male lead to a region in Myanmar, where his kidneys would be harvested. After going bankrupt, her eldest brother, Lu Hu 66.5kReads8.9Score8.6kShelves
38. 38 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3kShelves
39. 39 沙 Goofy Livestream: You Call This a Public Affairs Program? 沙雕直播：你管这叫民生节目？ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban942k WordsOngoing [Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h 105.5kReads9.4Score12.9kShelves
40. 40 手 I Got the Villainess Script, and Now I'm Terrifyingly Unhinged 手拿恶女剧本，我现在癫的可怕 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] + [No Romance] In her previous life, Pei Ling passed the civil service exams and worked diligently her way up from the grassroots to a senior provincial position, sweeping out organized crime and cracking down on every kind of illegal activity. She was upright to the core. Then she entered a Quick Transmigration world and was handed the script of a villainess: a born bad seed who did every evil under the sun, so terrifyingly powerful that the protagonists could only scrape 33.3kReads9.0Score3.8kShelves

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    No romantic pairing. The first book has both plot and humor, it's super funny, and the female lead is the kind who won't let herself get taken advantage of. It's still being serialized, though. The second book is about the female lead searching for her babies, it's also very good and super hilarious! [Laughs]

41. 41 我 I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖，养亿点崽子怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover 17.1kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves
42. 42 阴 The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了 Cheng Ya乘芽Ancient Romance519k WordsCompleted [Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary 37.6kReads9.5Score4.4kShelves

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    I've read this book twice, it's absolutely hilarious! I laughed like a goose in the middle of the night [facepalm][No romantic pairing + ensemble cast + strong female lead + daily life in a sect + everyone's crazy + the main characters are eccentric and flamboyant, the female lead is strong, loyal, and a bit insane]

43. 43 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 46.5kReads8.4Score3.3kShelves

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    🔥 The Number One Scourge of the Tang Dynasty 🔥 2 million+ words (Completed) A scourge that harms heaven and earth, and everyone else! 😃😃😘😘😃😃

44. 44 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.6kReads9.6Score36kShelves

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    This is hilarious! Hahahaha!

45. 45 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 198.1kReads9.5Score24.7kShelves
46. 46 自 Ever Since I Got a Mental Illness, I’ve Been Feeling Much Better 自从得了精神病，整个人都精神了 Barbecue Salted Fish Knight碳烤咸鱼骑士Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [No female lead + eerie happenings + multiple personalities + comedy + slow burn + everyday life] A red moon appears, and contamination descends. Most people in the world become mentally ill, carrying mental contamination. Xiao Liang is a mentally ill man who has been contaminated but hasn't gone mad. He uses his dissociative identities to beat eerie creatures, and moonlights as a one-stop murder-and-body-disposal service. Only when a god dies beneath his own iron shovel does he realize that he 15.7kReads9.1Score3.7kShelves

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    No romantic pairing, and absolutely hilarious. I often laughed so hard I had to cover my mouth while watching it, hehehe...

47. 47 全 Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak 全员吃瓜：将军的小棉袄漏风了 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Ancient Romance559k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Gossip + Everyone's Favorite + No Romance + Lighthearted + Hilarious] Gossiping got me killed, so the underworld compensated me with a giant loudspeaker that broadcasts my thoughts! My name is Gu Niannian, a veteran gossip lover. I died at twenty-two after watching a wife and her husband's mistress tear into each other, when a flying high heel hit me squarely in the head. A rookie Grim Reaper fumbled and took the wrong soul. To make amends, the scheming King of Hell handed me the 6.1kReads8.8Score659Shelves

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    [Who understands this kind of reading experience that makes you both laugh and cry?] Anyway, I was completely healed! [Sparrow Eater Masterpiece][Bookshelf Added][Heart][Kiss][Thumbs Up][I also highly recommend it] [Beloved by the group + Heartfelt Words + System + Mythological Fanfiction + Best Friend + Transmigration + Comedy] One second I was laughing out loud because Nezha shouted "Let go of my sister," and the next second I was completely taken aback by Li Jing's "She's just a three-year-old child." It's genuinely heart-wrenching, but it's also genuinely hilarious. The combination of Monkey King and Nezha, one hot-tempered and the other calm, is exactly my kind of comedic timing. #EmotionalRollerCoasterReading

48. 48 大 The Great Qin's Number One Poison-Tongued Strategist: Ying Zheng Calls Him the Living King of Hell 大秦第一毒士，嬴政直呼活阎王 A Dream of Books书梦一场Historical365k WordsCompleted Zhao Che unexpectedly transmigrates to the place where Ying Zheng is conducting the Fengshan ceremony on Mount Tai. With no idea what’s going on, Zhao Che is immediately arrested as an assassin. To stay alive, Zhao Che has no choice but to tell Ying Zheng that he’s a man of great talent! He figures Ying Zheng is someone who cherishes talent, and since he has a modern man’s way of thinking, handling things should be a piece of cake, right? Who could have guessed he’d activate the Poisonous Strate 530Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Book 1: Bad news, I'm dead. Good news, I've transmigrated! I've transmigrated to the Qin Dynasty! Me: Ancestor, please hear me out, I have a plan! Ancestor: No, no, I'm scared! Watch how I conquer the Qin Dynasty, expand its territory for my ancestors, and make everything under the sun belong to the Qin! Book 2: Just one sentence: If you can kill me, you're the boss, except for Qin Shi Huang.

49. 49 大 Great Qin: The Ruthless Chancellor, Whom the First Emperor Begs Not to Kill 大秦：最狠丞相，始皇求我别杀了 Never Saw the Moon of Qin不曾见秦时月Historical2.5M WordsCompleted [Decisive and Ruthless + The Protagonist Is a Master Schemer + No Romance + Career-Focused Protagonist] After transmigrating into the Great Qin dynasty, Liu Bai rose straight to the position of Great Qin's Left Chancellor. From the start, he had seven thousand surrendered rebels buried alive. When he returned to Xianyang, everyone was sharpening their knives, ready to impeach the chancellor. Only then did they realize it was all just the beginning. “Your Majesty, Left Chancellor Liu Bai beat Zha 32kReads9.4Score3.7kShelves
50. 50 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.5kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves

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    Hahaha, these books made me laugh until my stomach hurt! I was reading them in bed last night and almost fell off the bed laughing so hard! The jokes are so dense they're almost suffocating. The author is a genius! Those with a low threshold for laughter should beware, and those with a high threshold for laughter should prepare to laugh until their abs hurt!

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