No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs

1 主 The Protagonist Picks up the Food and I Turn the Table, There Are Still Many Bad People in the World Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family MemberModern Romance163k WordsOngoing 584Reads7.8Score103Shelves

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These two books are by the same author, no CP, very funny. I watched it in the middle of the night, and my stomach hurt from laughing. My mother heard my laughter, thought I was crazy, and slapped us both, oooooooooooooo, but it was really funny, hahahahahahahahaha, I laughed out loud in front of my mother, and then my mother slapped me and kicked me.

3 三 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Villain Arrives to Restore Her Father’s Palace to Glory The Moon Falls into a DreamAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 36.3kReads8.8Score4kShelves

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🌿🌿🌿This book, this book, no CP, I laughed while reading it, until my stomach hurt. The villain cub is more vicious than the villain dad. He wants to rule the world all day long, and the villain dad is doubting whether he is a good person hahahahaha.

5 我 I Can Change the Plot: The Prince Goes From Riding a Horse to Being a Packhorse Yi QianshaAncient Romance647k WordsCompleted 16.3kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves

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They are both without CP. The first and second books are very funny. The third one is more of a slap-in-the-face story. The fourth one does not have so many laughs and the heroine is a bit violent, but it is very enjoyable. (Although this one has no CP, there are two men who like the heroine.)

6 我 I'm Unhinged and I'm Mean. So What? Get Rich on the SpotModern Romance457k WordsCompleted 15.9kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves

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No cp. She hates everyone equally. There is no system for time travel. She only has her own mouth. Those who are super incapable of scolding can watch it. The author's 5G network is super fast. It made me laugh to death. I was scolded by the teacher for laughing in class.

9 办 Working on a Case! the Victim Floats Away Spring Breeze Sad Painting FanMystery200k WordsOngoing 28Reads—Score—Shelves

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These books are all non-CP, highly recommended!

10 系 The System Forced Me to Flirt with the School Girl, so I Turned Around and Started Flirting with Wu San Facial Tissue Oil8k WordsCompleted 35Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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Go through the book to receive the compulsory strategy mission, and all the teachers and students in the school love emo. System: Go flirt with the school sweetheart! Shen Zhiyu: Don't block me, that's a big deal. There is zero ambiguity and no tricks. While others fall in love, she writes papers. I never expected to tame the top love brain in the reverse direction, and complete the questions to gain 100% favorability.

11 满 Max-Level Social Butterfly! A Goofball Runs Wild in Showbiz Little Bear AfuModern Romance437k WordsCompleted 508Reads9.1Score102Shelves

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The first book has four endings. If you don't have cp, don't watch the endings. The rest are without CP, 356789 has been completed

15 快 Quick Transmission: Whose Host Will Chop It up When He Sees the Way of Heaven! Wu HuijiAncient Romance211k WordsCompleted 1.5kReads—Score131Shelves

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Take a look!

16 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? Three Jin of GrapesMystery1.2M WordsCompleted 148.1kReads9.5Score19.2kShelves

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I don't know how to describe it, but it can make you laugh like crazy, not like Rong Ge

18 惊 Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird Three Jin of GrapesMystery594k WordsCompleted 10.8kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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This is the last one with CP

26 这 This Is a Crazy Story, I'm a Nutcase, That's the Introduction Chen JiujiuModern Romance890k WordsCompleted 17.6kReads9.1Score2.4kShelves

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These books are all very funny, especially the second one, about Yao Yao and her family, it was so painful to hold back laughter in bed in the middle of the night.

29 穿 Transmigrated Into Aunt Wang, Laughing All the Way: They Hear My Thoughts and Scream Little KleeModern Romance661k WordsCompleted 43.7kReads9.4Score7.4kShelves

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This book is really hilarious, no ambiguity, super good-looking

30 灵 Soul Everything House Ice Tan GourdModern Romance183k WordsOngoing 83Reads—Score—Shelves

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This book is still being serialized, but it is really funny and has no cp. The characters currently appearing are purely friendly and have a bit of a group portrait feel.

31 为 Charging at the Demon King for an Internship Certificate Hehehe HeheheheSports843k WordsCompleted 4.1kReads9.4Score917Shelves

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They are all very beautiful, highly recommended! (No cp) The first one is really funny. The heroine travels to a novel world that is fused together by many novels. She is bound to the housekeeping system and cleans up the male and female protagonists every day. The broom is made of steel wire, which can kill people invisible, and the rag can be wiped clean to facilitate the destruction of corpses and traces. The second book is also very funny, no cp, group portraits. The protagonists are four college students who travel to the magical world and try to defeat the devil and save the world for their internship certificate. In it, you can see the swordsman flying with his sword, the priest driving her cross like a big cockroach and creating people all over the place... I am too lazy to type the rest, so I will read the introduction myself.

33 惊 What?! The Big Shot Keeps Trying to Get Himself Killed at the Rules-Based Horror University Magistrate Qian DuoduoMystery293k WordsCompleted 1kReads8.9Score213Shelves

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Beautiful and funny

34 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy The Princess Isn't Going HomeAncient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted 248.2kReads9.6Score26.5kShelves

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They are all without CP. The first one is good and funny. I haven't read the part about entering the prison yet. The second one is about palace fighting. Sisters who like to watch The Legend of Zhen Huan can read it. The third one is about daily life, and it is very refreshing to watch the heroine open a hotel. The fourth one is okay, but I personally feel that it is not good at the end. The fifth one is also very enjoyable. There should be no CP. The heroine just takes the supplies given by her mother every day and enjoys it. The 6th book is a slap in the face, so cool. The 7th book is a horror game, but the heroine is very strong. The 8th book is almost the same as the 1st one. If you are a sister who reads the 1st book, you can read this one as well.

35 认 After Reuniting with Our Families, Everyone’s Plans Go Haywire Midnight Murder BallModern Romance386k WordsCompleted 70.2kReads9.5Score6.5kShelves

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I'm laughing so hard that I'm looking for teeth all over the floor hahahaha, and I'm not the kind of serious high school student with bad TikTok memes and no cp hahahaha

36 百 A Hundred-Meter Blade on Her Shoulder: Her Host Is Coldhearted Sui YuanModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 6.6kReads9.3Score661Shelves

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The protagonist of both books is Shixia, and her sexy tricks made me laugh so hard that I lost my head

37 天 Child of Destiny: Protect Our Villain! Red Moon, Clear CloudsUrban1.2M WordsCompleted 29.2kReads9.3Score3kShelves

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The last two look at the bad character first and then the housekeeper.

41 一 A Flower, a Jug of Wine, an Immortal; Sleeping or Drunk, I Live Forever Eat a Billion LessEastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted 220.4kReads9.5Score26.7kShelves

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It made me laugh so hard hahahahahahaha. . .

42 上 You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave Holding Hands by the FireAncient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted 194.9kReads9.5Score24kShelves

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Hahahahahaha, these books really made me laugh until my stomach hurt! I was lying in bed reading it last night, and I almost fell off the bed laughing! The laughter is so dense that it makes people breathless. The author is really a genius. If the laughter is low, enter carefully, but if the laughter is high, be prepared to laugh out your abs!

47 全 Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak Jade Mat and Dawn BreezeAncient Romance559k WordsCompleted 5.7kReads8.8Score587Shelves

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[Who knows this kind of reading experience that makes you cry and laugh at the same time] Anyway, I was cured. It's really sad, but it's also really funny. Monkey Brother and Nezha are a combination of one being violent and the other calm, and the laughter lies entirely in my aesthetic taste. #Emotional roller coaster reading

49 我 My Life Is Yours Three Pine NutsModern Romance48k WordsCompleted 5.2kReads5.8Score425Shelves

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Don't worry about skipping chapters when reading these, because you will find that you simply can't let go