I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed
鄙人独善作死
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- Completed
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- 2.5M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Updated
- 3y ago
- English
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It's been so long, it's time for a review. To be honest, it's really well-written, quite funny, and the plot is very tight. The protagonist is also a rather "kind-hearted" person, and the characters are vividly portrayed. I especially love this kind of reckless yet slightly cheeky character. 💕💕💕💕
I've read many excellent novels that fell apart halfway through. Let me be frank, author, I'm not afraid of you ruining the power levels or the plot; I'm only afraid of you stopping halfway through! Don't worry about what to write; write about the myriad realms and the vast universe as you please! 💕💕💕
Hahahaha, this is hilarious! And the production quality is surprisingly good; the plot doesn't drag, and the main character is decisive (though he seems to get beaten up a lot because of his foul mouth). It's exciting, funny, and heartwarming—I love it!
It's quite interesting, although there are some minor flaws (such as the adoptive mother hating the male lead, but then she becomes a bit arrogant as the story progresses? Also, the stepsister/older sister (?) Likes the protagonist, but the male lead has only been in the world for a few days. Could it be that she likes the reclusive, perverted demon from the past?
Of all the funny books out there, this one made me laugh the loudest. 😏👍 Please don't like this post, I wrote it not long after I started reading the book 🤦, looking back now, it's a complete black mark on my record.
It's a good read, but I hope the adoptive mother and younger sister get more screen time, especially the adoptive mother, who is the essence of the whole book. I, a ruthless hero with the spirit of Cao Cao, believe all readers share this same expectation. 😂 Why are all the people in this world so good-tempered? Normally, when they encounter the protagonist, they'd at least give him a minor injury every time, right?
There's not much to say, except for the excessive use of exclamation marks. It's really good, the fight scenes are incredibly vivid and exhilarating, and the writing is also quite good (and the author has already started revising it, using fewer exclamation marks).
Great, great, it cracked me up, and the content was fantastic!
This is a fantastic comedy, but it's also incredibly heartwarming. The protagonist's initial protectiveness towards Yuri truly touched me. He's willing to give everything for his family, and even though she's his adoptive mother, they share genuine love. He fights for himself, not for others. He can be angry when he wants, silly when he wants, and tender when he wants—doing whatever he pleases.
For the Tomato platform, this is a relatively rare and quite good work. Hopefully, this level can be maintained.