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No romance! If your book has a couple, keep it away from me! Preferably completed.

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101 Help! After Swapping with the Demon Lord, He Became Pregnant with My Baby Young Master LanAncient Romance525k WordsCompleted 759Reads7.4Score106Shelves
102 Quick Transmigration: Palace Intrigue? Domineering CEO? Get Lost, All of You! Su BanchengHistorical2.6M WordsCompleted 72.2kReads8.8Score5.9kShelves
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🍅🍅🍅The quick-travel short story system only provides plots, but there is no frustration. They are all enjoyable stories. They are well written, each world is exciting, and the storyline is relatively smooth. Each short story is very enjoyable. Like a bully, the protagonist does a job and every job is as if it is arranged. To provoke those bullies and make them collapse is all about psychology.
103 The Scumbag Demoted His Wife to a Concubine, Then She Married Up and Became Empress, Leaving His Whole Family on Their Knees Young Master LanAncient Romance565k WordsCompleted 6kReads8.9Score578Shelves
104 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains Mountain DemonAncient Romance511k WordsCompleted 32.4kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves
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Just watch it, no one will say a word when you watch it, it's so funny without cp! ! ! The eldest brother rose to the sky with black smoke coming from his head, flew over the walls and was never seen again. The villain flew in the sky on a bathtub and fought with Dongfang Invincible, who had a fire in his crotch. I was laughing so hard that I was so happy!
105 With the Tyrant's Mind-Reading Ability, I Went Crazy in the Palace Young Master LanAncient Romance384k WordsCompleted 298Reads6.5Score—Shelves
106 Wait, Bro, How Did You Become a Succubus Everyone Loves? A Long SighUrban3.7M WordsOngoing 252.5kReads9.5Score14.1kShelves
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Funny, funny, funny, funny. This is what I say about these books.
107 With My Reborn Son's High-Stakes Schemes, Becoming Empress Dowager Is No Dream ChiyoAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 5.2kReads9.3Score478Shelves
108 Two Menaces from the Underworld Have the Whole City Eavesdropping on Their Gossip The Fishpond Owner Likes FishingAncient Romance662k WordsCompleted 42.3kReads9.0Score5.1kShelves
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[Already planted] A very good-looking novel. It made me laugh so hard. Hahahaha. It's so funny. I haven't seen such a good-looking novel in a long time. The psychological dynamics of the characters are perfect and funny.
109 I Opened a Vacation Inn in the Post-Apocalyptic World Raise a Little Blue CatSci-Fi & Apocalypse1.2M WordsCompleted 28.7kReads8.9Score3.7kShelves
110 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World Noodle King ZaiEastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted 170kReads9.5Score19.9kShelves
111 Quick Transmigration: In Every World, He Wants to Stir Up Trouble EspressoUrban748k WordsCompleted 729Reads9.0Score—Shelves
112 Quick Transmigration: After the Lucky One Unlocks the Sign-In System Yao SiqiModern Romance755k WordsCompleted 48.7kReads9.2Score4.6kShelves
113 Transmigrated as a Wicked Old Woman, I Get Rich with Pinduoduo Little Lamb Mo MoAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 9.2kReads8.6Score1kShelves
114 I Burned Corpses and Ascended to Sainthood Ye TiannanMystery2.6M WordsOngoing 87.7kReads9.2Score9.1kShelves
115 Transmigrated to Prehistory: My Mom Burns Incense and Makes Offerings to Me Every Day Plum Blossom KAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 16.4kReads9.4Score2kShelves
116 After My Cultivation Startup Fails, I’m Forced to Work for a Powerful Cultivator Shu DongEastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted 5.9kReads8.7Score721Shelves
117 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Livestreaming from the Old Nine Gates Open the Coffin, Raise the CorpseMystery1.2M WordsCompleted 2.7kReads9.0Score1kShelves
118 After Binding to the Sign-In System, She Became Gorgeous and Rich Chi Chi YeModern Romance492k WordsCompleted 14.8kReads9.4Score1.4kShelves
119 Dressed as a Cub: the Number One Street Kid in the World of Cultivating Immortals The Radish That Eats Rabbits Became a SpiritAncient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing 860Reads7.5Score102Shelves
120 A Chuunibyou's Quick Transmigration Journey KuntukutakatikaFantastical Romance505k WordsOngoing 4.9kReads7.4Score410Shelves
121 Infinity: I Walk with the Black Coffin Chubby Little DuduMystery1.5M WordsCompleted 4.9kReads9.2Score595Shelves
122 Book Transmigration: The Fake Heiress Awakens Her Reverse Mind-Reading Ability Fried Egg YolkModern Romance623k WordsCompleted 8.3kReads9.3Score1kShelves
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Except for one which scored 8.7, The others all scored 9 or higher. The funny points in each book are unexpected. I highly recommend the 1.5.7.9.10.12 Book.
123 I Cleared Rule Horror to Get Through Summer Vacation Come See the EndingMystery844k WordsCompleted 3.3kReads8.7Score512Shelves
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All meet the requirements, and the copy is super new! ! I'll laugh until I'm reincarnated in the next life, and I'm still twisting into a maggot on the bed. It's almost over, and the rest is super fun, hahahaha [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]
124 Return a Hundred Times: the System That I Wronged Can Be Put to Rest Big Rabbit Eating CarrotAncient Romance289k WordsCompleted 3Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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[Top post] These two books are so funny! Laughing till my stomach hurts! [Crying with laughter] The male protagonist is like a top-notch hero, with top-notch bugs ~ [The God of Sparrow Food] The system was so jammed by him that I just stopped playing it 😂 It was hilarious throughout the whole process, highly recommended! [Top post][I also strongly recommend][Bookshelf plus one]
125 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall Yi QingfengUrban8.9M WordsCompleted 358.3kReads9.7Score43.7kShelves
126 Horror Movie NPC Goes on a Killing Spree in a Terror Game Snow-Skin LanternMystery1.0M WordsCompleted 70.1kReads9.6Score8.6kShelves
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This perfectly meets your requirements👍🏻
127 When I Was Reborn, I Became a Cow in the System Blue Gum Meets BirdModern Romance102k WordsCompleted 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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Relaxed and humorous, no cp
128 Quick Transmigration: The Supporting Actress Climbs to the Top with Her Sweet-Talking Ways Careful, Chubby ShrimpModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 4.7kReads9.1Score369Shelves
129 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Loves CilantroAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 38.8kReads9.3Score4.6kShelves
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🎂Hahahahahahahahahaha look at this💞 ✨Jiang Zhu and her senior brothers are so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
130 Scamming My Way Through the Cultivation World Meaning in the LyricsEastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted 27.3kReads8.7Score2.9kShelves
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No heroine, pretty good looking
131 My Wicked Disciples All Want Me Dead Happy FrogAncient Romance760k WordsCompleted 1.5kReads9.3Score162Shelves
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I don't want to recommend anything, but I strongly recommend this book! ! ! Don't make me kneel down and beg you to see it! ! ! The heroine is absolutely funny. Some people like her. Who cares about the heroine?
132 I'm Just a Kid. What's Wrong with Being a Little Too Strong? Sa NaAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 11.7kReads9.5Score1.9kShelves
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The fourth book, really, the more I read it, the more I want to read it (like Yui in the melon field, always happy). 1, 2 Are quick to wear, 2 is a young heroine
133 The Beloved Princess Is Revealed by Mind Reading, and Then She Spills More Secrets! Black LocustAncient Romance301k WordsCompleted 1.3kReads9.2Score168Shelves
134 Hee Hee, I'm Going Crazy Whale in the PlateModern Romance261k WordsCompleted 567Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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🌵🌵The heroine is back with unlimited reading, focusing on one thing I want, I want it, and the heroine has a great career without CP. I saw the original male and female protagonist cheating each other, hahahaha😄I laughed to death. 🌺🌺The heroine is a pure bitch [shy], with a very beautiful mental state. Dogs passing by can be injured. People who want to fuck the heroine end up being eaten by the whole network. There is no cp. Every time the heroine interacts with the villains and supporting characters, they will laugh out loud. 🌟🌟Fengxi, in my heart🍅 is the No. 1 Novel about the heroine's career without cp sand sculpture. I'm still following it after more than a thousand chapters. The author's updates are more stable than when I pay my salary. I read 2 chapters every day before going to bed and have a good sleep.
135 How Can It Be in the Jiemen Gangmu Section If the Quick Travel Lasts for a Long Time? Ji HuangtangModern Romance533k WordsCompleted 11.3kReads8.7Score1.4kShelves
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Both books are non-CP and hilarious.
136 The Younger Junior Sister Is Talented but Rebellious, Why Do You Always Want to Stay Outside? Pause and ForgetFantastical Romance993k WordsOngoing 21kReads7.3Score2.9kShelves
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It's really beautiful. It made me laugh so hard in the middle of the night that my stomach hurt.
137 Come Quickly, Jianghu Comes to the Rescue! ! Sun White PotatoesMartial Arts2.0M WordsCompleted 23kReads9.4Score3.3kShelves
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The martial arts group portrait forum has no CP! It's not over yet
138 It's the Apocalypse, Why Are You Still Competing? Stock Up on Supplies! Black-and-White OctopusSci-Fi & Apocalypse563k WordsCompleted 43.1kReads9.2Score4.6kShelves
139 I Just Went to the Bathroom, So How Did I Become a Zombie? Little FishSci-Fi & Apocalypse393k WordsCompleted 3kReads9.1Score436Shelves
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At the beginning, I met a zombie in a squatting pit, and I think the whole text and the beginning echoed [face covering], inseparable from daddy, but it was really funny
140 Horror Survival Game: This Little Old Lady Is Seriously Wicked Jin San'erMystery1.0M WordsCompleted 18.1kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves
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No cp, the little old lady is really funny, she ran away from home and it was funny from the first chapter
141 Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens I Took Great PainsAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 52kReads9.6Score6.8kShelves
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What did the heroine say in the first book? It's that kind of murderous thing that you never know what he will do next? The second one is really super funny. The heroine is the kind of third question who is funny and powerful. The last few pictures are really sweet. Although I am a non-CP literary person, this one really refreshed my understanding. He really is how to say it is both funny and sweet.
142 Wilderness Livestream: The Crazy Beauty Is Stingy and Ruthless Whirlwind LightbringerModern Romance561k WordsCompleted 7.4kReads9.3Score996Shelves
143 The Cultivation World’s Sickly Number One Paper TigerAncient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 216.8kReads9.7Score25.2kShelves
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No cp. Mostly funny. It can be said that I cried and laughed all the way through reading it.
144 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times The Butterfly Doesn't Want ToAncient Romance3.1M WordsCompleted 68.3kReads9.5Score8.1kShelves
145 The Immortal Cultivator’s Fate Comes with a Job Assignment Ah Mao DuoduoModern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 10.8kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves
146 The Zombie Queen Doesn’t Eat People: She’s the Guardian of Her Homeland Zhui JinSci-Fi & Apocalypse785k WordsCompleted 2.6kReads8.9Score367Shelves
147 Players, Behave Yourselves: My Senior Brother Isn’t a Game Bug Huan BuyuEastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted 12.2kReads8.7Score2.1kShelves
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The senior brother is so evil that he even kills himself when he is upright. It is against the routine, has no CP, and is very funny.
148 Starting Out Strong, the Real Heiress Is No Push-Over Shu BaoModern Romance718k WordsCompleted 16.8kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
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Su Ye, who came from the apocalypse, has passed through the body of modern Su Xiaoye, and takes her place in the plot of the real and fake daughter. It is not a bit unfair, and all the means are reduced to rubbish in seconds under the power of the powerful➕thunder system.
149 I Asked You to Wear It Quickly, but I Didn't Let You Go Crazy! Spicy Lazy CatAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 2.3kReads8.5Score218Shelves
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These few books are all okay. The finished ones have already tested the waters, especially the second one, Jue Jue Zi. The author simply surfs on 6G and the jokes are awesome.
150 When a Goofball Becomes the Heroine of an Angsty Romance On the Strings of the Clear MoonModern Romance610k WordsCompleted 1.3kReads9.1Score165Shelves