No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs 无CP，爆笑文，能笑出八块腹肌的那种

1. 101 快 Quick Transmigration: The Supporting Actress Climbs to the Top with Her Sweet-Talking Ways 快穿：女配靠绿茶上位 Careful, Chubby Shrimp小心胖虾仁Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Kindhearted heroines are all alike, but every ill-fated cannon-fodder character has her own misfortune. Ji Mian is a max-level green tea with off-the-charts combat skills and impeccable acting. She can hold her own among high-quality men. One day, she transmigrates into the tragic female leads of various stories, facing male leads who are handsome, come from prominent families, and yet have pitifully low emotional intelligence. They know how to fall in love, but forgot to bring their brains. Win 2.9kReads9.1Score264Shelves
2. 102 惊 Thriller Descends: I Become the Demon King in a World of Terror 惊悚降临：我在惊悚世界当魔王 Alas, Deep Love奈何情深Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [No female lead] [Hilarious] [Absolutely shameless] [Doesn't act human] “Congratulations, you've been hit by the System jackpot! The Horror System is activating!” A car accident. Su Li was accidentally transported into the game Horror World. While other players were still fighting to survive, Su Li was already happily raking in ghost coins. With the System, Su Li easily trounced all kinds of powerful ghosts. The ghosts wailed for their mothers: “Mom, I want to go home! This demon king is totally 3.3kReads9.1Score353Shelves
3. 103 我EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.7M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.5kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves

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   This book has no female lead, and I laughed until my stomach hurt the whole time [laughing and crying emoji]

4. 104 我 I'm a Sneaky Sixth, and Everyone Wants to Kill Me 我是个老六，所有人都想刀了我 Could You Stop Rushing Me?别催行不行Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Decisive killing + no female lead + satisfying read + System] After Lin Jiu entered the Horror World, he acquired an evolvable talent: Kidney Collector. From then on, he never looked back from the path of being a sneaky bastard. “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Kidney Strike!” “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Warp!” “You collected a kidney and mastered the S-rank skill Chaotic Calculation!” Miss Cannibal, please be careful. I only 8kReads9.3Score678Shelves
5. 105 你 You’re the Expert Team, So Why Are You Learning Criminal Investigation from Me, a Fugitive? 你专家组，怎么跟我一逃犯学刑侦 Ling Jiu San Yao零九三妖Mystery3.3M WordsOngoing Su Chen, who specialized in unsolved cold cases, transmigrated to a parallel world and was selected for a reality show about escape. He would be the show’s sole fugitive, hunted by a team of top experts selected from within the public security system! The show’s purpose was to showcase the power of the police and show the public just how easy it was to catch someone in modern society. But no one expected Su Chen to infiltrate the public security system from the start. Using his own methods of si 14.7kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves

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   3️⃣ There is a romantic pairing, but it's genuinely hilarious; the romance isn't the main plot. 1️⃣ In a detective-themed world, the protagonist's initial identity is a police officer in the archives. He participates in a variety show where he plays the villain, creating various incidents and outwitting the production team who play the pursuers. At the beginning, he uses a cheat system to disarm his colleagues and infiltrate the pursuit team, taking off like a madman in front of them. The overall story is somewhat mindless and feel-good, but there are many funny moments, so it's worth a try. 2️⃣ An invincible protagonist falls into a strange village, possessing a special aura against ghosts and humans. (The protagonist is forced) to be raised by a ghost couple. The protagonist's common sense is off, and he routinely concocts hand grenades. Whenever he's unhappy, all the ghosts and humans around him suffer. A very cheerful story; I personally felt the ending was a bit rushed, but I highly recommend it. 3️⃣ A crazy story set in the entertainment industry. When the female protagonist transmigrates, the original owner is involved in a sex scandal and is injured by a fanatical hater. The current protagonist saves the day by inserting an umbrella into the hater's body through the back door, resulting in both of them being hospitalized. From the moment he time-traveled, it was a high-speed ride, damn, so bumpy. He participated in a dating reality show with the original male and female leads, but ended up causing chaos the whole time, turning the show into a madcap one, and even driving the original leads to a kind of awakening. The whole thing was hilarious, truly insane 4️⃣. Playing any role like a vengeful ghost is a talent, the protagonist hanging upside down from the ceiling is absolutely brilliant, both human and ghostly scares, with a live-stream plot, and ghostly fans frantically recommending the protagonist to the living world, okay? It feels like all the horror elements were added to the protagonist's joining the cast, even more ghostly than a ghost story.

6. 106 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves

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   No CP, but 19 has CP.

7. 107 全 The Whole Sect Was Reborn, but I Was the Only One Who Transmigrated 全宗门都重生了，只有我是穿越的 Li Character Mosquito Coil李字蚊香Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Also known as The Whole Sect Has Been Reborn, and I’m the Only One Who Transmigrated] [Transmigrate into a book + a little goofy + adored by everyone + no romance + lucky charm + stirring up trouble] [Mindless wish fulfillment. If you have a brain, don’t read this.] Sheng Ning transmigrates into a book carrying a Gatling gun. The book is a cultivation novel where every character is a lovesick puppy. As a disposable side character, she’s targeted by the whole sect from the very start. Sheng Ning 3.3kReads9.0Score584Shelves

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   Trust me, it's great, great, no romance, no romance.

8. 108 阳 Getting Roasted in the Living World, My Fans in the Underworld Help Me Get Even 阳间被喷，阴间粉丝帮我找场子 Rehab Expert复健达人Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Funny and lighthearted + playing a ghost + scaring people and ghosts alike + horror livestream + no female lead + top-tier star of the underworld + reverse brainwashing + misunderstandings + ghostly illusions] Shen Si is an obscure actor who loves performing but has mediocre acting skills. In other people’s eyes, he’s a strange, awkward speaker with stiff limbs who crawls faster than he runs. One day, he receives a script and enters a supernatural film set. Here, his awkwardness is because he’s 14.3kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves
9. 109 这 This System Is a Little Unhinged. It'll Take Any Dirty Job 这个系统有点颠，什么脏活它都接 Ji Huangtang纪荒唐Modern Romance533k WordsCompleted Originally titled This System Is a Little Unhinged: It Takes Any Dirty Job Office drone Jiang Qiu unexpectedly gets bound to the Myriad Worlds Grudge-Soothing System. Thinking she can finally throw off her shackles and sing a song of triumph, she discovers she’s merely one of countless quick-transmigration workers. There’s no such thing as the most unlucky one, only someone even more unlucky. Jiang Qiu: You lousy System! Is this what you call equality for all living beings? System: If quick tr 6.1kReads8.7Score806Shelves

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   Both books are unromantic and hilarious.

10. 110 快 Quick Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Male Supporting Character Makes the Protagonist Cry! 快穿之炮灰男配，他虐哭主角了！ The Moon Sinks月沉沉Ancient Romance889k WordsOngoing [Quick transmigration + male supporting characters + no romance + truly powerful protagonist + feel-good story + humiliating scumbags + mindless fun] Su Jingnian is the star employee of the male cannon-fodder division in the Main God Space. He’s spent his days traveling through countless small worlds, forced to diligently play the role of a male supporting character doomed to be cannon fodder. Bound by the plot, he’s always crawled along the path of a doomed supporting character, serving in ever 7.3kReads6.9Score383Shelves

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    🍃A fast-paced, action-packed transmigration novel featuring a male protagonist. ① The young master of a noble family is switched at birth. He's about to be switched again after transmigrating, but a magic spell brings him back. The protagonist is switched, and the other one suffers greatly. The story is set in a historical period, and the female protagonist's kidnapped younger brother is also mentioned.

11. 111 炮 The Cannon Fodder Female Lead Quits 炮灰女配她撂挑子不干了 Comets Aren't Hearts彗星不是心Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Quick Transmigration + No Romance + No-Brainer Fun + Spatial Storage) Su Li, a gifted cultivator whose life had always gone smoothly, painstakingly suppressed her cultivation just so she could enter the Cangyun Secret Realm and find the opportunity meant for her. But the day before she was due to leave, a junior sister from her sect stabbed her in the back, killing her. The instant her soul left her body, it caught a silly little System! To stay alive, and to see the different worlds the little 2.8kReads8.7Score196Shelves
12. 112 快 Quick Transmigration: The Crazy Host Has a Heart of Stone! 快穿：疯批宿主她铁石心肠！ Spicy Lazy Cat麻辣懒喵Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration / No romance / Punishing scumbags / Feel-good revenge / Unhinged heroine with a touch of goofy humor] As a stone as old as the heavens, Xue Yuke once served as a pillow stone beneath Pangu's head, a candidate stone for repairing the sky, and a stepping stone in the Nine Heavens Profound Palace... But one day, as she underwent tribulation to ascend, a lightning punishment blasted her to pieces. Even her soul was reduced to nothing. At the moment her soul was being annihilate 7.4kReads9.2Score767Shelves

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    The first book had no appeal whatsoever, but the little golden dumpling leading a sect astray was really funny—don't read it at night. The second book was incredibly enjoyable, so enjoyable I was grinning from ear to ear.

13. 113 为 I Cleared Rule Horror to Get Through Summer Vacation 为了暑假，我通关规则怪谈 Come See the Ending进来看结局Mystery844k WordsCompleted [Summer 2023, this one's for you] [Everyday life + lighthearted + on-screen comments + national destiny + livestream] The day before summer break, chosen by the Rule Horror Game... Xia Tian: My life is over. See you after summer break. - The Dragon Nation has lost again and again, and five cities have fallen! Every single time, they lose to their own country's urban-legend culture! One more loss might not cost much, but the nation will lose its standing and prestige! The world will laugh at them 2.2kReads8.7Score392Shelves

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    Everything meets the requirements, the dungeon is super new!! I'll laugh until I'm reincarnated, still writhing in bed like a maggot. It's almost finished, and the later parts are super fun too, hahaha [laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]

14. 114 百 Hundredfold Returns: My Deadbeat System Can Lie Flat 百倍返还：我的冤种系统能躺平 Big Rabbit Who Eats Carrots吃萝卜的大兔子Ancient Romance289k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Top Post] These two books are hilarious! I laughed until my stomach hurt! [Laughing and crying] The male lead is simply the best at exploiting bugs! [Sparrow's Masterpiece] The system got so stuck by him that it gave up and quit playing! 😂 Non-stop laughter throughout, highly recommended! [Top Post][I also highly recommend it][Added to my bookshelf]

15. 115 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5kShelves
16. 116 系 The System Is Getting Creepier, What Does That Have to Do with Me, a Priest? 系统越来越诡异关我牧师什么事 Hu Dao胡叨Eastern Fantasy2.8M WordsCompleted [A System That Makes You Stronger by Talking People into Things] [Cthulhu] [Western Fantasy] [Comedy] [No Harem] Teammate A: Rupert, you have the priest’s [Blessing], right? Rupert: I’ll play the [Demon’s Murmurs] on repeat for you. It’s basically the same thing. You’ll be fearless. Teammate B: Rupert, you must have the priest’s [Holy Shield], right? Rupert: I’ll stick a [Void Tentacle] into you. Don’t mind its looks, it’ll protect you. Teammate C: Rupert, you have the priest’s [Holy Healing Aur 21.8kReads8.6Score3.1kShelves

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    No romantic pairing, no further explanation needed.

17. 117 让 I Told You to Go on Quick Transmigration, Not Turn the World Upside Down! 让你去快穿，没让你翻天！ Spicy Lazy Cat麻辣懒喵Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Strong female lead, no romance, taking down scumbags, not a saint, exposing fake sweethearts, domineering and shameless] Ming Fei was a divine messenger who guarded the underworld. Then someone set her up, forcing her to fulfill the wish of a bottom-tier little System: to help it become the strongest, top-ranked System among more than two billion others! But along the way, Ming Fei noticed that plenty of things weren’t right... Ming Fei: “The road ahead is long and arduous. Just you wait and se 850Reads8.5Score102Shelves

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    These are all books that have been completed and are already considered successful, especially the second one, "Juejuezi"—the author is practically using 6G internet slang to his advantage, it's hilarious!

18. 118 当 When a Goofball Becomes the Heroine of an Angsty Romance 当沙雕穿成虐文女主 On the Strings of the Clear Moon清月弦上Modern Romance610k WordsCompleted Lu Zhiyao woke up as the real daughter in a novel, only to find that her parents doted on the fake daughter, Lu Qianqian. Worse still, she discovered she was the heroine of a tragic romance! The male lead would treat her with utter contempt, yet she’d still act like a lovesick puppy? Her biological parents and fake sister would torment her, yet she’d still forgive them? Lu Zhiyao declared, “Anyone who follows the original plot is a dog!” Every day, Lu Zhiyao got three chances to change the plot 1.2kReads9.1Score143Shelves
19. 119 穿 Transmigrated Into a Book: Let Everyone Take Flight 穿书女频：让所有人都飞起来 Suzakuin Tsumugi朱雀院紬Urban226k WordsCompleted [No Heroine + Everyone Gets Launched into the Air + Actions Speak Louder Than Words] Li Lin has a lucky encounter while out and about. Fortunately, he is chosen by a System and given a chance to transmigrate. If he completes the corresponding plot, he can be reborn. But after Li Lin transmigrates, he realizes something is wrong. The world he's entered is a female-oriented one, and he's become the fake young master adopted by the Gu family. A scheming real young master, a domineering female CEO w 190Reads5.2Score—Shelves
20. 120 快 Quick Transmigration: After the Tragic-Novel Heroine Gets a Unhinged Script 快穿：当虐文女主拿了疯批剧本后 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n 8.9kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves
21. 121 家 Who Gets It, Guys? The First Emperor Snatched My System 家人们谁懂啊，系统被始皇截胡了 Endless Journey迢迢不休Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom 28.8kReads9.4Score4.3kShelves

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    Very interesting, and covers some historical events, no romantic pairing! I laughed so hard!

22. 122 办 I'm Working a Case! The Victim's Floating Away 办案呢！受害者一边飘着去 Spring Breeze Mourns the Painted Fan春风悲画扇Mystery204k WordsOngoing No romance, a lighthearted and funny ensemble ghost-hunting story. After defeating a host of ghosts in the underworld, the ancestors of the Liu and Han families snatch up a major project: transmigrate to ancient times and earn merit. On the very day the project is awarded, Liu Yue is knocked unconscious in a gauntlet of attacks by the Seven Great Ghost Kings. When she wakes, she finds herself in ancient times. Once she learns why she’s there, she plans to head back to the underworld and settle t 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These are all books without any romantic pairings, highly recommended!

23. 123 穿 I Can't Stop Causing Trouble After Transmigrating to the Cultivation Realm! 穿到修仙界搞事不能停！ Spring Breeze Mourns the Painted Fan春风悲画扇Fantastical Romance402k WordsOngoing [No CP, Ensemble Cast, Everyday Life, Comedy, Feel-Good Cultivation] Good news: I hit the jackpot! Bad news: It really was a jackpot! Even worse news: I seem to have been knocked into another world, and it looks like the perilous world of cultivation, full of fighting and killing. Yun Nian despairingly prepares to die again, only to discover that her older sister has come too. Suicide is off the table, so their adventure begins. Thankfully, everything goes smoothly. They successfully join a sect 19Reads—Score102Shelves
24. 124 重 With My Reborn Son's High-Stakes Schemes, Becoming Empress Dowager Is No Dream 重生儿子手段高，晋升太后不是梦 Chiyo千代Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Fictional Imperial Harem Drama + No Romance + Giving Birth and Raising Kids + My Son Must Be Crown Prince + Ambitious + Clear-Eyed] Content warning: The romance isn’t mutually exclusive, she doesn’t love the male lead, and there are painful, heartbreaking parts. The male lead is a scumbag emperor. Song Yuyan was hooked on a palace-harem management game. She never expected to open her eyes and find she had transmigrated to ancient times. After keeping a low profile for three years, she entered t 3.6kReads9.3Score427Shelves

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    All of them are non-CP (no romantic pairing). The first book is good and funny, but I haven't read the part where she goes to prison yet. The second book is purely palace intrigue; sisters who like "Empresses in the Palace" can read it. The third book is slice-of-life, and you can see the female lead enjoying herself by running a hotel. The fourth book is okay, but I personally feel it's not as good towards the end. The fifth book is also very enjoyable, and it seems there's no romantic pairing; the female lead just enjoys herself with the supplies her mother gives her every day. The sixth book is all about face-slapping and is very satisfying. The seventh book is a horror game, but the female lead is very strong. The eighth book is similar to the first book, both being funny; if you're reading the first book, you can read this one as well.

25. 125 星 Interstellar: The Black Sesame Rice Balls I Raised 星际之我带大的那群黑芝麻汤圆 Spring Breeze Mourns the Painted Fan春风悲画扇Sci-Fi & Apocalypse356k WordsOngoing [No romance, strong female lead, military academy, ensemble cast] The Heavenly Dao of another world has no choice but to abduct someone powerful from the world of cultivation to help it avert the destruction of the interstellar realm. The person it abducts is indeed powerful, but a little emotionally unstable. Whether it’s a major or minor matter, good or bad, she just gets things done. Basically, whatever happens, she’ll start by kicking you. Whether you’re willing to submit or not, she’ll beat 17Reads—Score103Shelves
26. 126 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 262.2kReads9.5Score19.2kShelves

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    Funny, funny, funny, funny. That's my opinion of these books.

27. 127 我 I’m Running a Vacation Inn in the Apocalypse 我在末世里开度假宾馆 Raise a Little Blue Cat养只小蓝猫Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.2M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Business Building + Post-Apocalypse] New mission: Open a hotel in the post-apocalyptic world. Xia Yan: “I thought this was supposed to be a vacation. Where’s the scenery? Are the zombies the scenery? Thanks, but no thanks!” System: “No, no, hear me out. No missions, no punishments, and upgrades are entirely up to you. You can slack off as much as you like. This System will always be on your side!” Xia Yan: “Okay!” And so Xia Yan finds herself in a dilapidated hotel. The conditions 183.9kReads8.8Score24.2kShelves
28. 128 我 This Is a Legitimate Haunted House. There Are No Ghosts! None! 我这是正规鬼屋，没有鬼！没有！ Spring Breeze Mourns the Painted Fan春风悲画扇Modern Romance506k WordsCompleted No CP, occult mysteries, ghost-hunting, friendship, and a warm, cozy story (The rating is low because it just came out, but it’ll rise later.) The title the book-rating tool picked as the best: The Years I Took Odd Jobs to Keep the Haunted House Afloat If you see a different title, don’t be confused. They’re all the same book. With the job market so tough, Ning Yu had planned to inherit her family’s Taoist temple and live comfortably off her elders. Unfortunately, her master wouldn’t agree. He 140Reads8.4Score106Shelves
29. 129 穿 Transmigrated as a Wicked Old Woman, I Get Rich with Pinduoduo 穿成恶毒老妇，靠拼夕夕发家致富 Little Lamb Mo Mo小羊墨墨Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Farming + no romance + System] After Su Muning died suddenly from working overtime, she was bound to Pinduoduo and transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder villainess, an old farmer. The moment she opened her eyes, her reborn granddaughter was demanding to split up the family. After the split, Su Muning resolved to fight against the tragic fate awaiting her in the book, with three foolish sons and a delicate little daughter by her side. She eagerly opened the Pinduoduo System... “Ding! Pind 8.9kReads8.6Score1kShelves
30. 130 快 Quick Transmigration: Palace Intrigue? Domineering CEO? Get Lost, All of You! 快穿：宫斗？霸总？统统滚蛋！ Su Bancheng苏半城Historical2.6M WordsCompleted This book contains ninety-five small worlds, including supernatural tales, ancient history, modern cities, farming, cultivation, and all sorts of others. Many can be read as standalone stories without affecting the main plot. The protagonist’s System has no point shop and can’t offer much help... Most of the time, Fang Zhiyi has to move things forward on his own. “What? You’re saying I have an army of five hundred thousand, and the emperor suspects I’m plotting rebellion?” “That’s right. The Hos 54.8kReads8.8Score4.7kShelves

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    🍅🍅🍅The Quick Transmigration Short Story System only provides the plot, but there's no feeling of being stifled; it's all enjoyable reading. It's very well written, each world is exciting, the storyline flows smoothly, and each short story is very satisfying. For example, in "The Bully," the protagonist's job seems preordained, and he manipulates the bullies, driving them to their breaking point—it's all about psychological manipulation.

31. 131 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 175kReads9.5Score30.6kShelves
32. 132 我EN Achieving Transcendence Through Corpse Burning 我靠焚尸超凡入圣 Ye Tiannan夜天南Mystery2.7M WordsOngoing Since ancient times, people have believed the dead should be buried whole. Cremation is deeply disrespectful to the deceased, and only corpses that have undergone an uncanny transformation are burned. Those who cremate corpses are known as corpse burners. It is an extremely dangerous line of work. At midnight, one room, one corpse burner. Once the doors are shut and locked, if the corpse turns vicious, the corpse burner is as good as dead. Qin He makes his living this way at a canal wharf in the 124.1kReads9.2Score14.9kShelves
33. 133 人 I'm Zhang San, and I'm Reviewing This 人是张三，正在审核 Confessions of a Wasteland Shut-In废宅自白Two Male Leads580k WordsCompleted 003 was a well-known review bot at Literary City. With 99 pounds of defiance packed into a 100-pound frame, he was nicknamed Zhang San, the Police-Calling Maniac. After his scumbag boss set him up, 003 was forced to enter chaotic minor worlds and fix their plots. His career hit rock bottom. * The man lifted the woman's chin and said cruelly, “She needs your corneas, liver, kidneys, and appendix.” A Zhang San walked by. “Are you treating people like a wholesale market in Yiwu?” He then shouted at 1.9kReads9.3Score303Shelves
34. 134 绑 After Binding to the Sign-In System, She Became Gorgeous and Rich 绑定签到系统后，她超美超有钱 Chi Chi Ye赤赤也Modern Romance492k WordsCompleted (No romance; getting rich and taking down the scum, both without compromise) Si Tian unexpectedly transmigrates into an unfinished novel, as an unlucky cannon-fodder character who won’t survive past the first chapter. Before she can even start bawling, a System that lets her coast to victory with sign-ins drops from the sky... “Sign in in the dressing room to unlock unparalleled beauty!” “Sign in at an ATM to receive 10 billion in savings!” “Sign in at an auction to gain top-tier appraisal skill 10.7kReads9.4Score1kShelves
35. 135 快 The All-Purpose Caretaker of Quick Transmigration 快穿之全能管家 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha 14.6kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves

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    Book Recommendation Qiaoqiao is now online [laughing] No CP, so I live my own life! 🤏 The first book has a novel theme, with an all-around butler traversing different worlds to complete tasks. It's truly hilarious, full of funny and witty jokes. 🤏 The second book has a female protagonist who can transmigrate into books and rewrite the plot, turning all the original characters' shining moments into hilarious ones! It's all about going crazy after each transmigration. 🤏 The third book features a truly weak character who can shatter a thousand-year-old ghost with a single punch, a true or false heiress, but without any female rivalry or melodrama! 🤏 The fourth book features a hilarious and super-strong female protagonist from a mystical sect who enjoys eating melons at graves with ghosts.

36. 136 这 This Alchemist Plays Dirty 这个炼丹师玩的真脏啊 Shu Dong术栋Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Eastern fantasy, a world of immortal cultivation, no tired old tropes. The daily life of a lunatic cultivator: no pressure, just easygoing fun. I think it’s hilarious, anyway, though most readers find it bizarre. There’s no tragic, angst-filled plot. The protagonist, Huang Liang, accidentally transmigrates and sells novels in the cultivation world, only to have them pirated. He starts an online business, only to have it brutally seized. His human-puppet dolls are so well-made that nobody buys t 4.5kReads8.7Score433Shelves
37. 137 快 Quick Transmigration: A Scoundrel’s Redemption Handbook 快穿之人渣洗白手册 Renewing Myself Every Day日日自新Ancient Romance2.6M WordsCompleted Song Peinian is the newest graduate of the University of Time and Space. After graduation, they take on the job of protecting people who have been wronged in countless minor worlds, traveling from one world to another with System 8211. 8211: Ding~ The Host followed the assigned character today, too~ First World: The Marquis’s House’s Phoenix Man Second World: The Good Son of the 1970s Third World: I Rely on My Girlfriend to Work My Way Through School Fourth World: The Abusive Stepfather Fifth 65kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves

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    There's no romantic pairing, and whether it's hilarious or not is subjective, but it's all pretty good.

38. 138 快 Quick Transmigration: The Adorable Kid Takes on Five, and the Villains Unite to Protect Her 快穿萌娃一挑五，反派成团来守护 Sa Na飒那Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + adorable child + taking down scumbags + saving people + a little goofy] He Shiyue, an adorable six-year-old with superhuman strength, receives a mission: travel through countless worlds and use love to save the resentful villains. But the villains turn dark even faster, and she ends up with an extra little helper... So the concubine noble consort, a human shield meant to draw the harem's fire, plunges a dagger into the scum emperor's chest. The aloof immortal lord of the 24.3kReads9.5Score3.6kShelves

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    The fourth book, seriously, the more I read, the more I wanted to read (like a wild boar in a melon patch, so happy!). The first two are quick transmigration novels, and the other two feature a young female protagonist.

39. 139 萌 Our Little One Is Three, and the Whole Family Becomes Apocalypse Legends 萌宝三岁多，全家在末世卷成大佬 You Can't Eat More Than Me你吃不过我Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast, beloved by all, adorable toddler over three, superpowers, stockpiling supplies, no romance, lots of foreshadowing] In her previous life, Pei Niannian was a koi carp living in a remote mountain pool. Just as she was about to cultivate a human form, a bolt of heavenly lightning struck her dead. In one moment, she was reborn as the sixth child of the Pei family, sticking her nose into everything from eating and playing to lazing around. The apocalypse arrives. Zombies run rampant, p 33.8kReads7.9Score2.3kShelves
40. 140 团 The Beloved Princess Is Revealed by Mind Reading, and Then She Spills More Secrets! 团宠公主被读心后，又爆料啦！ Black Locust刺槐Ancient Romance301k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + hilarious + fictional setting + doted on by everyone + no romance] After Ye Shuang fails to ascend, she ends up back in an ancient world. Her powers haven’t recovered yet, but she can still read fortunes and tell people’s fate from their appearance. And so At court, the little princess in the emperor’s arms shakes her head. [Tsk, tsk. The moment they’re asked to donate money, the ministers claim to be broke. In reality, they sleep with their arms wrapped around gold every night!] 1.1kReads9.2Score155Shelves
41. 141 快 Quick Transmigration: Crazy Big Shots, Stop Going Wild 快穿之疯批大佬别浪了 Mu Shiqi暮十七Fantastical Romance5.7M WordsOngoing [Quick Transmigration] [No Romance] [Strong Female Lead] Someone stole the Divine Realm’s Tree of Life and tossed it into the three thousand worlds, causing a sensation. With a wave of his hand, the Heavenly Emperor entrusted the mission of retrieving it to Yun Qian, an idle High God who spent her days lazing about, leaving the immortals sighing in disbelief... Yun Qian was about to refuse when she accidentally became bound to a rather dim-witted system... “Host, stop fooling around! You’re abou 13.7kReads9.0Score808Shelves
42. 142 猫 Cats Eat Fish, Dogs Eat Meat, and Junior Sister Becomes a Little Monster in Seconds 猫吃鱼狗吃肉，小师妹秒变小怪兽 Chunchun's Spice Packet淳淳的调料包Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No CP] The System reboots, and Feng Xu transmigrates into a book once again, playing the villainous cannon-fodder girl in a silly, sweet romance novel. Once bitten, twice prepared. We're professionals at playing villains. They start by cutting out her heart? No problem. Cats have nine lives. If that's not enough, she can come back for more. What? She only asked for directions, and now the villain has carried her off to be the whole sect's beloved junior sister? No way! She's too weak right now, 58Reads8.7Score—Shelves
43. 143 盘 The First Book by Pan Zhongjing 盘中鲸的第一本书 Whale in the Plate盘中鲸Modern Romance260k WordsCompleted [Unhinged antics and explosive gossip, no romance] Gu Zhen's mental state is perfectly stable. Really. So what if she fought tooth and nail to clear a horror game, was promised an early retirement, and then ended up transmigrating into the body of an internet punching bag along with a useless System that knows everything except what it needs to know? No big deal. What's the worst that could happen? She doesn't want to go crazy, kill anyone, or take over the world. She just wants to share more ju 16.4kReads9.4Score3.9kShelves
44. 144 快 Quick Transmigration: The Supporting Male Lead Grabs His Bucket and Runs 快穿：男配他提桶跑路了 Pidam718皮蛋718Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Told from the male protagonist's perspective. Each small world may or may not have a romance. This isn't a conventional wish-fulfillment story: in every world, he simply lives his own life. The novel is complete, and unfortunately, the typos can no longer be fixed. (ToT) Also, I'm not a studio. No studio updates this slowly. Since readers keep mixing up the protagonist's name with the names in the small worlds, from now on the protagonist's name in each world will match the name used there, with 27.4kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves

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    😃😃The male lead transmigrates through various male supporting roles, whether he has a romantic partner or not. These include male supporting roles who give the male lead mythical beasts, tool-like male supporting roles, childhood sweetheart male supporting roles, male supporting roles on a famine escape route, and saintly male supporting roles in the apocalypse.

45. 145 女EN The Infinite Reset: A Side Character's Journey to Immortality 女配修仙，但是无限读档 Moon Facing the Sky月对空Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No romance, an absolutely massive golden finger, carefree cultivation, fighting monsters and leveling up] What happens when a cannon-fodder supporting heroine gains the ability to reload infinitely... Bad spiritual roots from the start? Reload and try again. Can’t win the sect tournament? Reload and try again. A secret realm full of danger? Reload to avoid every danger and collect every rare treasure. Offended a high-ranking cultivator? Even with just a 1% chance of success, keep reloading thro 74.6kReads9.4Score9.9kShelves

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    Unlimited save/load loading, no character pairings.

46. 146 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 7.6kReads—Score118Shelves

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    It's hilarious that there's no romantic pairing.

47. 147 互 Transmigrators Who Pretend to Be Each Other Have a System 互演的穿越者们有系统 Yangbai Potato阳白土豆Martial Arts2.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + transmigration + forum + ancient wuxia + no romance] The transmigrators arrived in a wuxia world. Some got the harem rivalry plot, some became reclusive masters, and others were in a classic wuxia story... But none of them had a golden finger. Faced with System missions on hell mode, they chose to start by making a post on the forum. Young Hero of the Jianghu: Watch me kill myself 1L: Details, please 2L: You again? 3L: How did you die again? Scholar: Need help writing an imperia 14.8kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves

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    This is a martial arts forum with no romantic pairings! It's still ongoing.

48. 148 救 Help! What Kind of Empress Dowager Hangs Herself Every Day? 救命啊，谁家好太后天天上吊啊 Lazy Meow懒喵喵Ancient Romance735k WordsCompleted Liu Ruxu is the Empress Dowager of Great Qi. Ever since the late emperor died, she's been living without a care in the world. “Let's see any of you dare harm my son! Would you rather I hang myself outside your door, or have my father come knocking with his spear?” “There's no food for disaster relief? I'll take care of it!” “Great Jin wants a war? I'll lead my best friend and drive them back!” “Peace talks? A marriage alliance? The women of Great Qi will never be married off for an alliance!” Wi 585Reads8.7Score112Shelves

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    🌿The Empress Dowager threatens to hang herself at the drop of a hat, causing all sorts of trouble. The ministers are fed up, and the Emperor can't do anything about her. Of course, he has to spoil his own mother! 😂

49. 149 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.4kReads9.1Score568Shelves

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    [Facepalm][Facepalm] This is like a grandpa calling his aunt to call his grandma to find her grandson-in-law! Laughing is impolite, but not laughing hurts my lungs. Seriously, because my laughter is so infectious, I've been questioned about whether I need lung removal surgery. Once on a bus, a guy glanced at me and started laughing too, and we both avoided eye contact, afraid of being kicked out. [Smile] I was so frustrated trying to hold it in.

50. 150 七 The 1970s' Little Tyrant: This Comrade Is So Impressive, She's a National Treasure 七零小霸王：同志太强成国家宝贝 I Am a Butcher's Knife我是一把杀猪刀Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Strong female lead + satisfying wish fulfillment + no romance + child protagonist] Li Jinjin, an interstellar tyrant, transmigrates to the 1960s for some unknown reason. Just as she’s about to make a name for herself, she loses her memory. By the time her memories awaken, she’s seven years old. She beats up the traffickers who abducted her little brother and kicks the pervert hiding deep in the mountains. She even gets herself some handy little gadgets: a fan, a car... She catches enemy spies a 11.4kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves

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    No romantic pairing, the female lead's whole family is hilarious, [eating melon emoji] "Sister Jin is treating today, I'm rich." "Got any tickets?" The little boy's opening line was a killer move. Li Jinjin: "..." Seems like she really doesn't. Turning around, she ran back, "Old Zhao! Old Zhao! Help me count the tickets, I want to pretend to be a tycoon and treat people to dinner." Zhao Yunfeng: "..." Keep your voice down, he felt a little embarrassed. It wasn't him who was making a fool of himself!

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