No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs 无CP，爆笑文，能笑出八块腹肌的那种

1. 301 选 You Chose Me as Censor, Li Shimin, So Why Are You Crying? 选我当御史，李世民你哭什么 Zhang Invincible张无敌Historical4.1M WordsOngoing [Hilarious, satisfying, lighthearted, historical, ancient China] Cheng Jun transmigrated to the third year of the Zhenguan era in the Tang Dynasty, becoming the son of the military officer Cheng Yaojin. As it happened, Li Shimin was recruiting imperial censors! Years later, Li Shimin said to the Crown Prince, “Cheng Jun is a peerless sword of our Great Tang. Only a virtuous person can wield him. You're young, so I'll leave him to you.” The Crown Prince burst into tears. “I don't want it anymore! 45.3kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves
2. 302 快 Run! Wei Zheng Is Bringing His Son to Court! 快跑，魏征扛着他儿子上朝了！ My Bumpy Journey磕磕绊绊的我Historical1.2M WordsCompleted Year Seven of the Zhenguan era. A thunderous boom sounded in the sky, and I transmigrated into Wei Shuyu. As Wei Zheng's beloved son, shouldn't I help my father with his troubles? Li Shimin secretly hiding spending money? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to take a concubine? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to lead a personal campaign? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out... In short, whatever Li Shimin does, we oppose it. That's how you earn a reput 22.9kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
3. 303 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.9kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
4. 304 全 The Whole Internet Can Hear My Thoughts, Watch Me Face-Slap the Entertainment Industry 全网观众读心声，看我打脸娱乐圈 The Witch's Delivery魔女的快递Modern Romance329k WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear her thoughts + Live variety show + Entertainment-industry gossip + Face-slapping queen + Sweet romance with a wealthy family] Sheng Shu is a famous actress known as a pretty face. Her acting is terrible, but she gets incredible roles, so she’s constantly attacked by haters who say she doesn’t deserve her success. When the first live-streamed variety show goes on air, the viewers discover that they can hear Sheng Shu’s thoughts! Sheng Shu: {This actress is such a two-faced sche 1.4kReads8.9Score145Shelves
5. 305 快 Quick Transmigration: The Villain Won't Listen, So I Beat Him Up 快穿：反派不听话，打一顿就好了 Princess-Flavored Tomato and Egg Stir-Fry公主味儿的西红柿炒蛋Two Male Leads527k WordsCompleted To cure his terminal illness and get rich enough to live a good life, Xu Cen chooses to bind himself to a System, transmigrate between worlds, stop the great villains from turning evil, and save the world. How do you stop a villain from turning evil? Of course, you give him love and care. And if that doesn't work, using a little force is perfectly fine. Villains usually turn evil because they've been spoiled. A good beating will sort them out (a benevolent smile). First world: The villainous jun 92Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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   The book is great, and very funny too! (●°U°●)​"

6. 306 头 With a Chat Feed Over My Head, I’m the Richest in the Capital 头上顶弹幕，京城我最富 Li Qiaoqiao梨乔乔Ancient Romance799k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + transmigration into a book + System + everyone’s darling + sweet romance, one-on-one] Gu Niannian, a gossip-loving fun-seeker, transmigrates into an old-fashioned, melodramatic anthology novel. She becomes a minor passerby barely mentioned in the story, and is bound to a spoiler System. Every time she meets an important character, the System unlocks the corresponding plotline. What Gu Niannian does not know is that while she can enjoy the juicy plot twists involving important cha 5.5kReads9.0Score466Shelves
7. 307 文 The Officials Hear My Thoughts: I’m Just Here for the Gossip 文武百官听我心声：我只管吃瓜 Abalone Stewed with Free-Range Chicken鲍鱼炖土鸡Ancient Romance408k WordsCompleted The animated series "Nono's Gossip Journal: Laughing All the Way in the Capital," Seasons 1 and 2, is now available. [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts] [Silly Humor] [Gossip] [Taking It Easy] [Comedy] Wei Yinuo transmigrates into the ancient past and into the family of a powerful official. Her parents are devoted to each other, and her siblings get along well. She lives a carefree life of luxury, enjoying gossip whenever she has the chance. She plans to stay happy like this forever, but then one d 14.7kReads8.8Score1.6kShelves
8. 308 摆 I Give Up and Watch the Drama: The Court Officials Are All Giggling? Not Anymore 摆烂吃瓜：满朝文武嘻嘻？不嘻嘻 Qian Yue淺月Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Completed) Also known as: Slacking Off and Enjoying the Gossip: The Entire Court Is Laughing? Not Anymore [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Family and Country + Slacking Off + Transmigration + Not a Strong Female Lead + Lighthearted + A Small Ensemble Cast + Romance] The heroine is a little weak at first, but gradually grows stronger. She gets ways to protect herself later on. Jiang Yueyang, an overworked office worker in the 21st century, stayed up late working overtime, suffered a 28.2kReads8.7Score2.9kShelves
9. 309 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 61.3kReads9.5Score90kShelves
10. 310 美 Beneath Every Beautiful Face Lies a Skull 美颜之下皆是白骨 Mei Wei美慰Ancient Romance163k WordsCompleted [Reborn for revenge × beauty sealed away × her good fortune benefits only herself. She takes down the scumbag from the start, with one high-stakes twist after another. The heroine never suffers in silence, she just serves up face-slapping!] I, Shen Qingxuan, was reborn on my first day at the Beauty Immortal Sect. In my past life, I took pity on Xie Wuyan, the ugliest person in the entire sect, and used my fortune-bringing constitution to help him defy fate and change his destiny. His looks impro 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    No couple yet

11. 311 心 After My Inner Thoughts Were Exposed, Everyone at Court Turned Out to Be Good 心声暴露后，满朝文武都是好人 Jiu Shengsheng Mo九笙笙默Ancient Romance575k WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear thoughts + System + gossip + everyone's favorite + no romance in the main story (romance in the modern-day arc)] Shen Zhiyi transmigrates into the body of the emperor's record keeper, whose job is to document the emperor's words and actions. Unfortunately, the emperor is an old man, so Shen Zhiyi figures this isn't going to be some “you love me, I love you” kind of story. That would be way too kinky. Besides, she has the golden finger System that all transmigrators are suppose 1.5kReads8.4Score128Shelves
12. 312 我 I’m Just a Laid-Back Nobody, So What If I Gossip in Court? 我一个咸鱼，在朝堂上吃瓜怎么啦 Lu Nini鹿泥泥Ancient Romance400k WordsCompleted 2kReads8.8Score123Shelves
13. 313 崽 After the Baby Reads Minds, the Tyrant Catches the Man Pretending to Be the Empress Dowager 崽被读心后，暴君黑脸抓出男太后 Miao Zhilin妙芝霖Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Hears Her Thoughts and Gossips Together + Beloved by the Entire Court + Adorable Baby + Silly, Lighthearted Wish Fulfillment] She transmigrates into a book. The lucky part is that she has a System, and the mission rewards are fantastic. The unlucky part is that this is a prank System. Which emperor would willingly get stuck with needles? Which court official would willingly wear women's clothes? Which prince would willingly roll around in a mud pit? Even worse, she transmigrates into t 13.4kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves
14. 314 快 Quick Transmigration: Is the Host Really Just an Ordinary Person?! 快穿之宿主真的是个普通人？！ Please, I Really Want to Go to College求求好想上大学Modern Romance353k WordsOngoing [Quick transmigration, no romance, one-sided crushes, everyone falls for the protagonist, and missions are handled however the protagonist pleases, with plenty of surprises] [Everyone’s feelings are one-sided. The protagonist leaves each world without hesitation, and the harem story never gets awkward.] System 66 was a brand-new System, fresh off the production line and full of confidence. It wanted to bind itself to a powerful Host bursting with motivation. But by a twist of fate, while searchi 14Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    I'm a pro at not having a romantic partner! [Kissing emoji]

15. 315 心 My Inner Thoughts Are Being Overheard, and the Court Officials Secretly Start Competing 心声被偷听，满朝文武悄悄内卷 Plain Paper and Light Ink ZL素笺淡墨ZLTwo Female Leads2.2M WordsCompleted In her previous life, Tan Qianluo was China's finest narcotics officer. At twenty-five, she was exposed and killed during an undercover mission. The incident unexpectedly activated her dormant System, which used up all its energy to send her into a new life, then fell dormant once more from exhaustion. When Tan Qianluo opened her eyes again, she had been born with her memories intact in the fictional Tianxuan Dynasty. At eleven, the System awakened, and suddenly everyone could hear her thoughts. 1.5kReads7.7Score164Shelves
16. 316 神 The Tycoon System: I Get Rich by Passing as a Man 神豪系统：我靠女扮男装来暴富 Little Shallow Fox浅浅小狸Modern Romance515k WordsCompleted [Tycoon System + Cross-Dressing as a Man + Everyone's Favorite, No CP] Also known as: "Tycoon System: I Get Rich by Cross-Dressing as a Man" Ling Qi is a divine sniper assassin, one of the only two angel-and-demon supreme gods in the main world. Can she get cashback by dressing as a man and spending money on men? With the Magician transformation card in hand, she can switch freely between male and female identities. "Is there a dream you need my help making come true?" As the Angel God, she ough 555Reads9.1Score101Shelves

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    Everything meets the requirements.

17. 317 天 The Genius Sword Cultivator Junior Sister Is Obsessed with Alchemy 天才剑修师妹她沉迷炼丹 He Muchengshen何慕城深Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Completed, lighthearted, strong female lead, no romantic pairing] Shi Xuan, an otherworldly Nascent Soul-stage alchemy cultivator, transmigrated into the body of a cultivation cripple with five spiritual roots. Her original supreme single fire spiritual root had been replaced by her unscrupulous master and given to his own daughter. Once she was no longer useful, she was silenced and thrown down the mountain. Shi Xuan said: No matter what one's aptitude is, it cannot stop me from becoming an ex 13.6kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves

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    Transmigration into a novel + fantasy cultivation + comedy + cunning + tough guy + satisfying read, no romance + completed. The female lead, Ye Qiao, has a slightly scheming side; she initially wanted to slack off but was forced to become stronger. She's usually carefree but reliable in crucial moments. It's an ensemble piece; the female lead's sect members have distinct personalities, not just focusing on the protagonist's plot armor. Not bad, not bad at all. "My Junior Sister is Clearly Super Strong but Excessively Silly"

18. 318 满 So Many Scandals in the Court! After Reading My Mind, Everyone Goes Crazy 满朝文武好多瓜，读我心后都疯啦 Su Nuonuo苏糯糯Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone can read minds + transmigration to the past + Search System + pocket dimension supplies + beloved by all + fun and cheerful + face-slapping] Yun Wu became the eighteenth princess, a little baby girl, in the historical parallel-world Great Yan dynasty, ruled by a tyrant destined to bring the nation to ruin. She was still at the age when all she did was drink milk. Even while nursing, she never forgot to complain and use her Search System to dig up the latest gossip. Ha! The tyrant emper 1.8kReads8.9Score177Shelves
19. 319 惊 Thriller: This NPC Has Gone on Strike 惊悚：这个NPC罢工了 Bai Yi柏亦Mystery368k WordsCompleted [Thriller + unhinged beauty + not scary + no romance + killing all the way + invincible] The dungeon opens in Chapter Two. You can skip it. Shen Xiaoxiao is the famous S-rank dungeon NPC, the River God’s Bride, hated by countless players. One day, she suddenly realizes that players have tricked her into dying countless times. So she decides: “I quit! I’m done!” While other players painstakingly search for clues to clear the dungeon, Shen Xiaoxiao spends the whole time causing trouble in her own 3.4kReads9.3Score479Shelves
20. 320 女 Disguised as a Boy in the Men's Dorm, I Become the Beloved of Five Villains 女扮男装进男寝，做五个反派的小团宠 Jing Li井鲤Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No Fixed Couple + Transmigrate into a Book + Wild, Satisfying Fantasy + Disguised as a Man + Everyone's Favorite] Gu Lan transmigrates as a cannon-fodder character from the original story, a woman disguised as a man, and moves into a dorm full of gorgeous, unstable men. By day, Gu Lan is the beloved heartthrob of her school. At night, she enters different roommates' worlds one by one and, before she knows it, steals them away from the original heroines of those worlds. A patient with dissociati 985Reads9.1Score195Shelves

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    The story is incredibly original, as the author simply copied and pasted this book from another platform. It's like writing a million-word novel all at once, but nobody read it, hence the low rating. The five villainous roommates are like five different worlds, making it incredibly exciting and reminiscent of the infinite flow genre. However, the female lead's hilarious statements and actions completely lack any sense of horror; it's hilarious and always surprises me. Even when the scary atmosphere is right, she'll ask, "Can ghosts do tap dancing?" It's a 1v5 story, and the five villains and the female lead knew each other before, but they've all forgotten their past. As the plot unfolds, they gradually remember. There's no romantic pairing or side stories. You should check out the last sentence of the last chapter; it directly states that the female lead only loves herself—it's incredibly satisfying!

21. 321 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The bizarre transformation from a debt collector to a Heavenly Court boss... Hahaha!

22. 322 我 I Dig the Pits, You Fill Them In. Everyone in Our Sect Is a Rebel 我挖坑，你填土，师门全是反骨 Running Toward the Sun向阳光奔跑Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Original title: I Became the Beloved Little Junior Sister and Turned the Cultivation World Upside Down] Xie Sisi transmigrated and became the cannon-fodder supporting character in a novel she’d once mocked, a character with the exact same name. The supporting character’s role was to bring the heroine to an immortal sect, dutifully serve as her medicine human, and ultimately die after being used to test the heroine’s medicines. Xie Sisi, who knew the plot: “Bah! Whoever wants to be a medicine hu 62.5kReads9.4Score8.1kShelves
23. 323 炮 The Cannon Fodder Villainess Was Overheard, and the Plot Fell Apart 炮灰女配被读心后，剧情崩了 Spring Snow, Winter Cicada春雪寒蝉Ancient Romance294k WordsCompleted Synopsis: (Mind-reading + transmigrate into a book + powerful figures + every male lead is lovestruck while the heroine stays unmoved + bends the men straight early on, followed by a battle for her affections) After transmigrating eighteen years ago, Su Jiu finally awakens her memories and discovers she has transmigrated into a danmei novel she once read. She is the cannon-fodder female character who gets killed off after poisoning the protagonist bottom. Su Jiu: There’s no way I’m being canno 5.5kReads8.6Score695Shelves
24. 324 惊 Thriller Game: From the Start, I Urge the Ghost Courtesan to Reform! 惊悚游戏：开局劝鬼花魁从良！ Sweet Sweet Sweet Stories甜甜甜故事Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Horror game + comedic mild horror + infinite-flow + livestream + no heroine + the protagonist doesn’t act human + everyone is clever + everyone lies + original game scenarios] [The only novel online to tell the story of what happened before the horror game invaded!] [Horror scenario “Ghost Brothel” fully loaded. Players, please get ready!] Lin Xun, a hack screenwriter, is transported into a horror game. Unblockable horror livestreams spread across the internet, turning this into a terrifying sp 5.6kReads9.3Score619Shelves

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    This is an instinctive laugh.

25. 325 惊 What?! The Beloved Little Junior Sister Is the Strongest in All Nine Provinces! 惊！团宠小师妹竟是九州最强者！ Didi Yuan迪迪圆Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Complete; no romance, invincible protagonist, hilarious, face-slapping, pure feel-good fun) The moment Qing Jiujiu transmigrated, she was bound to an Invincibility System! By accident, she crawled into her master's bed and fell fast asleep. Master: ??? The whole sect was in an uproar! The senior brother, second senior brother, third senior brother, fourth senior brother... all 108 senior brothers were stunned! Of all the beds the junior sister could sleep in, she had to choose her master's! The 1.9kReads9.3Score369Shelves
26. 326 穿 Transmigrating to Republican-Era China: The Spy Enters the Game 穿越民国：谍影入局 One Little Orange一只橙橙橙子Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Transmigration to the Republic of China era + resistance-war espionage + multiple identities + spies within spies + mutual devotion (Main story complete, bonus chapters in progress) One day, Lin Ruotang suddenly transmigrated to the Republic of China era. She wasn’t a young lady from a wealthy family, a concubine, or a schoolgirl. She was a refugee who had nearly starved to death. She had barely transmigrated before she was on the brink of starvation. Luckily, a kind stranger gave her a sesame f 23.7kReads9.2Score2.6kShelves
27. 327 古 The Grand Princess from Ancient Times Is a Science Prodigy in the Modern World 古穿今，长公主她理科超神 Zombie Gu Gu僵尸咕咕Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Ancient-to-Modern Transmigration + System + Top Student + Strengthening the Nation] In her previous life, Chen Lingying needed only three thousand light cavalry to strike down the enemy's commander. The people of Great Zhou called her the Eldest Princess of Chen, with both reverence and fear. When she opened her eyes again, the princess who had stood second to none had become a modern high school girl. Mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology; The International Mathematical Olympiad, internatio 4.1kReads9.3Score682Shelves
28. 328 她 After Disguising Herself as a Man, She Becomes the Beloved of the Immortal Sect’s Powerhouses 她女扮男装后，被仙门大佬团宠了 Yun Tian Ge云婖歌Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted "Main story complete" "No romance + secret identities revealed + woman disguises herself as a man + family affection + close-knit sect + every sect member has a secret identity" After the Beiyuan Sect found and repaired Qiyu, a damaged spirit artifact, she always thought her master, master's wife, senior brothers and sisters, and junior brothers were all ordinary people. Only after several unexpected incidents did she discover... The usually gentle and kind sect leader, her master, was the Sacre 272Reads9.1Score101Shelves

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    I don't read books with romantic pairings.

29. 329 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Too Unhinged for the System to Stop 快穿：宿主太疯球，系统拦不住 Yan Shuqing宴殊青Ancient Romance503k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration, Male Lead's POV, No Romance, Unhinged Host] After Yan Nanxu died, he was bound by a System and transmigrated to different worlds. His mission was to correct disruptions in each world. But Yan Nanxu was in a hurry to go back and take his revenge. First world: System: We just need to protect the protagonist and stop the reborn person from hurting him. Yan Nanxu: That guy's too slow. Why don't I do it instead? Second world: System: We just need to help the protagonist and set 4.7kReads9.3Score446Shelves
30. 330 末 Apocalypse: I Survive on My Convenience Store 末世：我靠便利店续命 Niu Kulu Baldy钮枯禄秃头Sci-Fi & Apocalypse493k WordsCompleted [No romance] [Business-building] [Not a self-sacrificing saint] Sang Yu died at eighteen because of a heart condition, but she never expected that after binding to a System, she’d get to keep living it up. As someone who loves “peace,” Sang Yu always remembers to win people over with virtue. [Ding... Mission issued: Open a convenience store.] [Starter gift pack delivered.] Sang Yu had only just gotten back on her feet when she came face-to-face with a zombie. Terrified, she punched it and blew i 1.4kReads8.7Score186Shelves
31. 331 被 She Became Empress by Listening to People’s Gossip 被读心后，吃瓜吃成女皇帝 Little Cabbage Treasure小白菜宝Ancient Romance349k WordsCompleted Alternate History + Everyone Can Read Minds and Enjoy the Gossip + Silly Comedy + Hilarious + Empress + No Romance Nan Rongxi accidentally transmigrates to the Great Zhou Dynasty and becomes the daughter of the current Vice Minister of Revenue. She also unlocks a gossip System that lets her hear all the juicy secrets, from top to bottom and southeast to northwest, no matter who they’re about. She brings the System to court, where everyone can read her mind, but Nan Rongxi has no idea. Her explos 72Reads6.5Score—Shelves
32. 332 惊 Breaking News! The Max-Level Expert Goes Wild on a Dating Show 惊爆热搜！满级大佬在恋综杀疯了 A Little Leisure闲情几许Modern Romance733k WordsCompleted After completing missions across three thousand worlds, Pei Ge, an all-around quick transmigration expert, joins a dating reality show to clean up after her disciple. She becomes the fourth male guest, the one with the least screen time. Pei, who only wants to keep a low profile, keeps making headlines and setting the livestream chat ablaze. She goes from an unnoticed nobody to someone everyone loves, a heartthrob adored by all. 2.9kReads9.3Score284Shelves
33. 333 吃 With the Gossip System, I Know Everything Under the Sun 吃瓜系统在手，天下信息我有 Drifting Along with the Wind随风飘飘飘Modern Romance386k WordsCompleted After Yun Miaomiao dies, she binds herself to a gossip System that lets her uncover secrets about all sorts of people. But the gossip System needs to recharge or it will crash. The more people believe the gossip is true, the more power it gets. To dig up gossip, Yun Miaomiao starts livestreaming. A wealthy young woman asks her to read her relationship with her boyfriend. [Your boyfriend is actually a small-town man who married and had a child back home. They just never got a marriage certificate 2.5kReads9.2Score225Shelves
34. 334 苟 Once We’re Rich, We’ll Take Care of Our Sisters 苟富贵，养姐妹 Changdao Tea and Foam长岛茶与沫Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] [No romance] [Food fiction] [Everyday money-making] (Synopsis: “By the Mandate of Heaven, the Emperor decrees: Empress Shen has harmed the imperial heir, a crime beyond forgiveness. She is to be confined to the Cold Palace and reflect on her actions. So decreed!” Xu Yao: … Shen Ning: ???? Kid, got a lot of questions, huh? The commotion caught Shen Ning’s attention. She turned around and eyed Pei Xingchuan, dressed head to toe in black. “An assassin??” Pei Xingchuan: “…” Woul 5.1kReads9.4Score532Shelves

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    Lighthearted and humorous, requiring little brainpower, it features food, friendship, and family. The cast includes Shen Ning, a master chef; Xu Yao, a highly skilled fighter; Jiang Lan, a gluttonous and adorable bodyguard; her senior brother, Jiang Yu, a novel enthusiast; the greedy Liu Yiyi; Pei Xingchuan, A Kuan, and Chang San, who are forced to take over the family business; Hai Fusheng and Zhao Xi; the former two are the apprentices of the latter two, who are quite protective of their own. If you later discover that Liu Jin is using his son to threaten Shen Ning, don't panic—Shen Ning has also taken his son away. Her best friend has kidnapped the emperor's empress and prince. Liu Jin completely ignores his son, naming him Liu Qi (meaning "abandoned"). Later, he tries to use him to threaten the female lead, but the little guy is decisive: he'll leave the palace if the female lead doesn't leave, so don't try to use him to threaten his mother. Of course, our beloved Shen Ning takes this good little brat away, renaming him Shen Zhao. Finally, they leave the palace, using the money from selling jewelry and food to buy a large ship and sail abroad.

35. 335 穿 After Being Read by Heart, the Wretched Old Woman I Became Turns the Capital Upside Down 穿成极品老妇被读心后，京城杀疯 Loving Little Dolphin爱吃的小海豚Ancient Romance538k WordsCompleted (The author went off the rails writing this one. Read minds whenever you like, absurd comedy, occasional warmth... and a complete descent into madness at the end.) One day, Shen Yunyu transmigrated into the most hated, awful old woman in all of Great Zhou? She became an awful old woman at just thirty? And she already had a house full of children and grandchildren, even though she'd never had a hot-and-heavy moment in either her past or present life? This was beyond ridiculous. Ridiculous had com 4kReads9.1Score381Shelves
36. 336 长 Eldest Son: My Siblings Simulated My Life, and I Broke Down in Tears 长子：兄妹模拟我人生，泪崩 Flight Captain飞行团长Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Anti-drug trafficking] [Narcotics officer] [High IQ] [Mastermind] [Undercover] The Wei family has five children. The second is a wealthy businessman, the third has an impressive background, the fourth is a research professor, and the fifth is a pop star. Only the eldest has amounted to nothing. He’s notorious and despised by his siblings. Because he sold off his younger siblings and drove his family away! He’s done every kind of evil, and his siblings loathe and spurn him! Then, on the day the 75.4kReads9.5Score11.9kShelves
37. 337 奥 Ultraman: My Foolish Little Brother 奥特：我那愚蠢的欧豆豆 Giving Up.jpg摆烂jpgAnime Fanfiction4.1M WordsOngoing I'm Saiya, the undisputed boss of the universe. Who wouldn't call me Big Sis, except for that bunch of stupid Light Brawlers? They just keep chasing after me, treating me like some poor little thing. Hmph! I earned my reputation with my fists. Every universe has heard of me. Ask around and find out who's in charge. Especially you, you little brat with the headband! What do you mean, little sister? I'm your big sister, Saiya! Zero: ??? What am I supposed to do when I can't beat my twin little sis 7.8kReads9.3Score446Shelves
38. 338 你 Hello, I'm Blazar. You're About to Die 你好，我叫布莱泽，马上你就要死 Old Fengmo老逢魔Anime Fanfiction2.2M WordsCompleted [Ultraman Fiction + Villainous Apocalypse + Land of Light + Proud Heir to the Meat-Ripping Factory Spirit + Tokusatsu + I'm Gonna Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat + Purebred M421 Hunter] He transmigrates into Blazar, but a black hole's distortion sends him to the Land of Light, where he is assigned to the Space Prison as a warden. The most heinous aliens in the entire universe are imprisoned here. But what Blazar never expected was to obtain a "Synthesis System"! Synthesis System: For every five monsters, ali 3.7kReads8.8Score461Shelves
39. 339 快 Quick Transmigration: The Demon King Wrecks the Plot 快穿之大魔王崩坏剧情 Mist Rising Through the Long Forest雾起长林Modern Romance428k WordsCompleted (No romance, brainless wish-fulfillment.) The heroine is an overbearing, chuuni, unhinged supervillain. She isn't human! She has no human morality and is rotten to the core. Anyone seeking justice or a saintly heroine should stay away. She takes the scumbag's path and leaves scumbags nowhere to go. If she can solve something with violence, she won't waste a word. She's a master of every kind of scheming green tea and black lotus trick: if you can imagine it, she can do it. A mama's boy ends up w 29.4kReads9.5Score2.9kShelves

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    I recommend this book! (ﾟ∀ﾟ)👉

40. 340 惊 What?! The Big Shot Keeps Trying to Get Himself Killed at the Rules-Based Horror University 惊！大佬在规则怪谈大学不断作死 Magistrate Qian Duoduo钱多多知府Mystery293k WordsCompleted [Endless flow + all-female team + no romance + silly, brainless wish fulfillment] One day, everyone received an email titled “New Student Enrollment Guide.” Qiu Yue Bai called the admissions hotline listed in the guide: “Hello, hello, does our dorm use solar energy or lunar energy? Are meals and lodging included? Do we get weekends off?” It was the first day after she quit her job, and also the first day she was accepted to Silent Hill University. [The Uninvited Roommate] There are four bed 498Reads8.9Score103Shelves

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    This is an infinite flow novel with no romantic pairings. The girls' dormitory battles drive every monster that encounters them to tears and begs for mercy, a kind of madness literature. The various background music tracks amplify the humor, and it's packed with jokes.

41. 341 说 We Agreed to Slack Off, Junior Sister, So Why Can You Do Everything? 说好的摸鱼，师妹你却什么都会！ Little Sugar Fortune小糖福禄Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Luo Xiaoyou died in a car accident, then came back to life. A mysterious person tossed her into a novel, where she became Mu Zhiyao. The mysterious person’s top priority for Mu Zhiyao was to survive, and while she was at it, save the disciples of Xuanming Sect. In the original story, the white-lotus heroine with incredible luck was the one who caused the original Mu Zhiyao’s gruesome death. No way was she going to follow the original plot! To stay alive and complete the mysterious person’s missi 9.4kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves

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    I recommend everyone read the ninth book.

42. 342 师 My Rebellious Junior Sister Gets Rich While Everyone Else Starves 师妹一身反骨，她暴富，别人吃土 Little Sister Hui一只小辉姐Ancient Romance452k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted, witty wish-fulfillment with an ensemble cast and no catfighting between women. The low rating is only because few people have rated it, and it will rise.] Qin Yanxue discovers that she is one of the eight heroines in a melodramatic harem novel aimed at male readers. She’s been dealt the lovesick, self-sacrificing role: sickly and doomed to die young, she ends up as an experience farm for the male lead and his sect. Luckily, she binds herself to a cultivation System called “Even Pa 12Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    They're all great. None of them have a romantic pairing. They're hilarious and silly.

43. 343 小 My Junior Sister Has All Five Elements, So What If She Goes a Little Crazy? 小师妹五行俱全，发个癫无所谓吧 Melon Vines Beneath the Moon瓜藤月下Ancient Romance464k WordsCompleted [Transmigrating into a Book + Comedy + Fantasy + Absurd] Ye Nanxing accidentally transmigrates into a novel as an overachieving cannon-fodder character. In the story, the original owner is not only an orphan, but also dirt poor. With such a tragic backstory, she’s eventually framed by the heroine and killed because of her unusual spiritual root. Ye Nanxing is severely malnourished, short, and so flat-chested that there’s barely any difference between her front and back. In short, she has absolut 194Reads6.8Score100Shelves
44. 344 显 The Attention Seeker Is Actually a True Social Phobe 显眼包是真社恐 Xu Yiran徐意苒Modern Romance539k WordsOngoing [Everyone’s darling] [Ridiculous antics] [Unhinged comedy] [Feel-good story] [No romance] Bai Yu was a major “social phobe.” Starting out as an orphan, she struggled hard and finally won the life she wanted: to stay with money forever. Then she transmigrated into a book. Transmigrating was bad enough, but becoming the story’s cannon-fodder fake heiress was really adding insult to injury. She resolutely decided to stay. It definitely wasn’t because her biological father seemed to be the richest m 82Reads9.1Score—Shelves
45. 345 我 I'm Just a Nobody! And I'm Determined to Blow Up the Entire Death System for People Who Transmigrate into Books! 我！路人甲！励志炸穿整个穿书死亡系统！ Dun Da Li炖大黎11k WordsCompleted Me! A Nobody! Determined to Blast My Way Through the Entire Transmigrate-Into-a-Book Death System! 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    System: Please, can't we just follow the proper procedures? Female Lead: No, I prefer shortcuts.

46. 346 公 The Top-Ranked Road Survivalist Says She'll Walk to the End of the Road 公路求生榜一说她要走到公路尽头 Zhang Paopao张泡泡Sports2.9M WordsOngoing Strong female lead, no romance, no romantic subplots, clear-headed protagonist, ensemble cast, team-focused. Qi Xu wandered alone along this highway filled with danger and death for nearly four years. With disasters striking endlessly and monsters growing ever stronger, she gradually transformed from a frail woman who could not even kill a chicken into a seasoned player who killed without hesitation. Yet she still died regrettably inside a dungeon... Just before her death, she triggered the prec 434kReads9.4Score40.6kShelves

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    No romantic pairing, ensemble comedy

47. 347 我 I Have Spiritual Roots of Every Element. You’re All Idiots 我，全系灵根，尔等都是瓜皮 Happy Powder Sprite快乐粉精灵Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + everyone’s darling + ensemble cast, no CP + face-slapping + adorable pets] After Jiang Xiaonian died, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a disposable cannon-fodder character. In the novel, the shameless heroine constantly emotionally manipulated the original owner and stole her opportunities. She didn’t have peerless cultivation arts? She’d take the original owner’s. She didn’t have divine weapons? She’d take the original owner’s. Her spiritual roots were d 3kReads8.9Score338Shelves
48. 348 救 Every Man I Save Decides to Devote Himself to Me 救过的男人都决定以身相许 Little Zhou Dreams of Butterflies小周梦蝶Ancient Romance243k WordsCompleted [Feel-Good Story] [No CP] [Cultivation and Growth] [A Touch of Everyone Loves the Heroine] [Invincible Heroine] [Everyone Has a One-Sided Crush] [A Little Comedy] After Shan He died, she discovered she'd been pulled into a “Save the Children of Destiny” group. But she was the only living person in it! Assistant Xiao Ba gently coaxed her: all she had to do was save the other Children of Destiny in the group, and for every one she saved, Qin Shi Huang would live one year longer. How could she say 232Reads8.9Score—Shelves
49. 349 叮 Ding! Mr. CEO, You Have a Little One to Claim! 叮！总裁您有个奶团请查收！ A Little Wen Sauce一只文酱Modern Romance591k WordsCompleted Leng Junchuan was a world-renowned business tycoon, fabulously wealthy and committed to staying single. A fastidious workaholic, he treated everyone with cold indifference, until one day he got a call from the police station… Police: “Mr. Leng, you have a two-year-old daughter. Please come pick her up!” Leng Junchuan scoffed. A two-year-old daughter? Did scammers not even bother to think up believable lies these days? When the paternity test results came back, the disdainful tycoon was speechles 2.5kReads9.2Score228Shelves
50. 350 自 I Slack Off but Tell Others to Work Hard: The Hilarious Junior Sister Reforms the Cultivation World 自己摆烂劝人卷，沙雕小师妹整顿修仙界 Miss A Li阿狸小姐姐Ancient Romance336k WordsCompleted [Beloved by everyone + goofy humor + no romance + wish fulfillment + laid-back genius heroine + progression fantasy] When Jiang Xingmeng was twelve, she awakened the memories of her past life and realized with horror that she'd become the vicious female villain in a beloved-by-everyone cultivation novel, doomed to die pierced by ten thousand arrows. Jiang Xingmeng: “???” At that moment, she was at the sect selection ceremony, already stepping toward the sect she'd belonged to in the original sto 428Reads8.2Score103Shelves

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