The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star

Name: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star
Author: Orange Heart at Peace

三岁半，全家福星杀疯了

by Orange Heart at Peace (橙子心安然)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 356k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
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[The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coaxed by the Gold Star of Venus into signing up for ten lifetimes of tribulations. In her ninth life, barely had she been born when her parents were falsely accused and plunged off a cliff, their fate unknown. Her maternal grandmother was imprisoned in the Cold Palace, and her uncle had both legs broken before being tossed into the imperial mausoleum. She was the only one left of the whole family: a six-month-old baby. The entire imperial palace was waiting to see when she would starve to death. But they didn’t know this: The ragged cloth pouch at her waist was full of immortal pills. The black dog she raised was the king of the dogs beyond the city walls. The white goose she protected was a terror of the moat. The dog emperor farting during court? That was her doing. The empress dowager having diarrhea during a public sacrifice? That was her doing. The Consort Shu’s family being humiliated at her child’s second birthday banquet? That was her doing too. She crawled out through a dog hole in the Cold Palace, then fought her way back from the Golden Throne Hall. She saves her parents, her uncle, and her whole family, topples the hypocritical royal regime, and sets the Great Kang realm back in order. The greatest sword cultivator under heaven was never reincarnated to let people bully her. Three-and-a-half-year-old cutie · Imperial princess · Fiercely protective · Wiping out families as we speak First release on Tomato Novel. Updated daily, with thrills that’ll have you hooked.

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