
You Take the Immortal Pill, I’ll Take the Poison
仙丹给你毒药归我
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- Completed
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- 1.8M Words
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- Cultivation
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- Fantasy Cultivation
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Tales of the Strange
Mostly supernatural fiction, like fantasy and dark fairy tales. There are quite a few obscure novels here. I have pretty particular tastes, but I'll recommend books I think are well-written and better than average. I can be picky, so don't be surprised if I drop a book. The list has limited space, so I'll add and remove books as needed.
Mostly Recommending Completed Classics
Stories with multiple heroines, no heroine, or a single heroine. I’ll note which in the recommendation. These are all books I’ve read recently.
My Personal Recommendations
I enjoy a pretty eclectic mix of books.
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Good books
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A good novel isn't just about telling a good story; it should also provide spiritual enjoyment. Every novel should have at least one theme running through it that makes readers think, such as family, love, friendship, ambition, loyalty, dedication, protection, or responsibility. That's what gives a novel its soul. Distinctive, independent characters give it humanity and make it easy to connect with. A well-planned outline and a clear sense of the bigger picture provide its framework. Strong pros
Tiankong Hai’s Menu (*๓´╰╯`๓)♥ Mostly New and Promising Reads!
Every book on this list is one I've read and enjoyed (。・ω・。)ノ♥. If you like them too, that's my good fortune (≧▽≦) If you don't, I'm truly sorry (^~^) Ratings: A real gem Worth reading+ Worth reading Worth reading- Decent+ Decent Decent- Note: Lord of the Mysteries is my gold standard for a real gem! ٩(๑òωó๑)۶ I'll remove a book if it goes seven days without an update ๑•́₃•̀๑. I'll pin books based on likes (づ ●─● )づ. I usually find books myself and don't often take self-recommendations. I'm real
Fantasy and Xianxia Reading List
Male-oriented cultivation, fantasy, and historical novels. When I find a good one, I'll offer a brief analysis. Feel free to correct me if you disagree. Books may be removed without notice. The ratings are [Immortal Herb] > [Good Herb] > [Dry Grass]. (You can recommend books, but preferably ones with at least 150,000 characters.)
A Few Laughs for Your Reading Slump
Just joining in the fun
Highly Imaginative Xianxia Novels
The stories are pretty good 👌, and the plots and ideas work well. Feel free to recommend xianxia novels to me. On the old version, saving a list meant following it. On the new Qidian version, tap the star below. If it turns red, you've saved the list.
I Only Recommend Books I’ve Read
As the title says, I only recommend novels I've read. Some are recent reads, while others are old books I read a long time ago, perhaps years back. I thought those older books were pretty good at the time, though I might not feel the same now. Still, I hope they give you a useful reference.
A Haphazard List of Personal Favorites
These recommendations reflect my personal taste. The only thing all the books here have in common is that they're interesting enough to keep me reading. They can be about any subject. Lately I've been drawn to new authors with fresh subject matter. I can't stand formulaic fantasy level-up stories that follow the same template after the opening, no matter the setting. They often feature lots of gasps, shocked reactions, fighting above one's level, contempt, and so on.
Unsorted Reading List
Purely personal opinions, not impartial, and they may start arguments.
A Goofy Protagonist's Adventures in Another World
These are all books I'm following or have read, mostly beyond the trial-reading stage. My taste is pretty broad, but I prefer stories with no heroine or romance, unusual ideas, interesting settings, good prose, and a relaxing feel. I like capable protagonists who know how to show off or make people laugh. I can't stand pathetic simps who lose their minds over any woman, romance-obsessed protagonists, indecisive do-gooders, or hotheaded fools who overreact to everything. (I don't mind romance if
Laplace Dongfang's Reading List
A male-oriented fiction list for omnivorous readers: a balance of logic and excitement, with good prose and plenty of banter
My Own Little Book Nook
Books I think are good
Mostly Overpowered Stories: An Eclectic List of Niche Reads. Take a Look at My Reading Trail
My book list is mainly made up of brief reviews. I’ll only touch on the plot a little, since more detail would mean spoilers. Rating guidelines: 1. My reviews are highly subjective. I generally assess books in three areas: worldbuilding, characters, and plot structure. Plot structure weighs the most, but it’s also the most subjective part, so just take the ratings for fun :) 2. There are three rating bands: below 8.0 is a fail; 8.0–9.0 ranges from passable to excellent; and 9.0–10.0 ranges from
A Mixed Taste
I like them, so deal with it!
The Nonstandard Memorial Hall
A collection of recommendations from before I started using my personal review template. Unless something changes, this list won’t be updated anymore. If you’re interested in my newer, more structured recommendations, please check out my other lists on this account. More web-novel recommendations: Ji Yuan Liming Fa Shi Lu Xian Fan Dao Zi Qi Hao Ran Lie Mo Zhi Ren Wu Jin Wu Zhuang Ji Xie Shen Jiao Jin Sheng Shou Ce Zhan Chui 40k Zhi Yuan Dong Feng Bao
If You See This List Has Been Updated, It Just Means This Lazy Fish Rolled Over
This is a list by a couch potato. I rarely update it unless there’s a new book. Most of my recommendations are transmigration novels and lighthearted comedies.
Fresh Ideas and Great Reads
Mostly invincible protagonists and urban fiction [Types of books recommended] I’ve been reading web novels for over ten years. This list recommends novels whose later developments I couldn’t predict when reading them myself, with relatively little formulaic repetition.
Books I've Enjoyed and Recommend
Books I personally think are well written, with a strong subjective bias
Wang Dachuan's Xianxia Reading List
I love xianxia, so here's a collection of novels I've read that have an immortal aura.
Just for Fun~
I read novels for the fun and relaxation. Here are some that have brought me joy, whether in the past or right now~
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Don't read it, it's a million-word story that is extremely poisonous. The heroine is poisoned by a charm drug. In order to show his gentlemanly demeanor, the hero finds the drugger and kills the heroine with a demonic woman whom he has not known for a day. The author of Naotan just watches gay movies if he likes them. Have you never thought that girls would be disgusted by gay movies? Think about it for yourself, one day you were under the spell of a charm drug, and then your girlfriend found a slut to fuck you with, how could you bear it? Would you be happy to think that your girlfriend is very reserved? I'm aiming for a million words, so why don't you just show me this? Abandon the book, abandon the author🤗
Damn, I just watched it and it's over. It's only chapter 50. I shouldn't be so mean. It's painful to have one more book to chase.
Bully girls
"Mom! Why do you ignore my sister and only focus on me? She was the one who bullied me first!" The girl pouted and the chair she sat on creaked angrily. The woman in white closed the door and sat down slowly. He glanced at his daughter who was still angry, closed his eyes and said, "You are a genius disciple of Yunshui Jingci Pavilion, but your sister is an ordinary person who does not practice martial arts." "Then she can bully me because Erniang has money, and I have no martial arts skills but can't fight back. What's the point of learning this martial arts? Every time you turn on her, is she your daughter or am I your daughter?" The girl yelled, tears streaming down her face. The woman opened her eyes and stared at the girl with pear blossoms and rain. After a moment of silence, she said, "Just wipe it." She turned to face the door. Although the girl was still crying, she was no longer excited. "Oh, stop crying, Xin'er. I've already taught Ling'er a lesson." A woman in green opened the door and walked in, "Sister Yan, don't just drag Xin'er along. Ling'er doesn't know who she learned her bad habits from. You have to let Xin'er teach her a lesson." "Isn't she exactly the same as you were when you were a child?" Yan Yun rolled his eyes at her, "Come in, don't hide outside." "Haha, they are all here." Lu Jing walked in from outside the door and scratched his head in embarrassment. "I'm here to see Xin'er." "Dad." The girl cried out in grievance. "Let me see how my daughter has been wronged again." Lu Jing picked up the girl's legs and hugged her. "Dad! I'm not a child anymore. I want to carry you to my mother." The girl shyly beat Lu Jing's chest. "Lu Xin!" Yan Yun stood up. "Dad, I'm going to find my eldest brother, and I'll leave mother to you." The girl jumped off Lu Jing and hurriedly ran out the door. Lu Jing watched his daughter run out the door and turned to look at Yan Yun. "No!" Yan Yun's neck was dyed pink. The woman in green took him by surprise and pushed Yan Yun towards Lu Jing. "Wen Xiaochuan! Stop." Yan Yun struggled to say. "Sister Yan, your martial arts is the second best in the world, how come you can't break free from the hands of a weak woman like me who has no strength to bind a chicken?" Wen Xiaochuan said narrowly, "We are an old couple, what is there to be reserved about." A blush appeared on Yan Yun's face, but the intensity of her struggle was reduced. Lu Jing stepped forward and held Yan Yun in his left hand and Wen Xiaochuan in his right hand, "Madam, it's getting late now, why not take a rest early." "Screw you, it's not even time for dinner yet, I won't accompany you to fool around." Yan Yun turned her head away, but the blush on her neck revealed her shy look. Lu Jing winked at Wen Xiaochuan. Wen Xiaochuan understood and let go of Lu Jing's hand and walked towards the door. Lu Jing picked up Yan Yun and walked towards the back room. "Door! Close the door!" Yan Yun said hurriedly. "Okay, I know." Wen Xiaochuan closed the door with a smile. Beside the wall outside the house, although there were still tears on the girl's face, she was listening intently to what was going on in the house. I thought to myself, it looks like there will be three less people for dinner tonight. (End)
Mid-Autumn Festival
"Master Lu!" A girl in brocade attire walked through the crowd and jumped in front of Lu Jing. "Who is this?" Xia Huai pinched Lu Jing calmly and frowned slightly. "I am Xie Lili. Hero Lu saved me when he came to Tianfu." The girl hugged Lu Jing's left arm. "I said I can't teach you martial arts, but I can't." Feeling the pinch getting harder and harder, Lu Jing did not dare to look at the angry Xia Huai, and quickly broke away from Lili's entanglement. He pushed Xie Lili in front of him with his hands on his shoulders, "You are still young, and fighting and killing is not suitable for you." "I'm not young anymore!" Xie Lili hesitated a little, and was excused with the same excuse every time, "I was already a hairdresser last year, and I'm already ready to get married." "I haven't bought the things Sister Caiwei ordered yet," Xia Huai frowned, thinking that Xuanji suddenly joined the battlefield from just being an ordinary friend, alarm bells blared in her heart, and she pulled Lu Jing to leave. "Oh, don't go." Lili held her left hand and refused to let go. As he was being pulled left and right, Lu Jing felt that he would be torn into two pieces if he didn't use martial arts. Suddenly, I saw a nanny hurriedly walking through the crowd, and her sight should be Xie Lili. Then Lu Jing heard the most beautiful words in his life. "Miss, the master has come back from the Yamen and is waiting for you to go back!" Auntie came over in a hurry and saluted Lu Jing, "Master Lu, Miss is disturbing you." "Ah, it's okay." Lu Jing smiled, "Quick, Lili, go back quickly." Xia Huai pinched him again. "Ah~, okay." Xie Lili's face was full of reluctance. However, her father's majestic image affected her from childhood to adulthood, so she could only reluctantly go back. "Master Lu, you must teach me!" "Next time, definitely next time." Lu Jing endured Xia Huai's hands that were still causing trouble, thinking that he had finally sent her away. "Can't you just change the name? Do you still want to add a sister to the family?" Xia Huai's face felt a little hot when Lu Jing grabbed her mischievous hand on the street. "I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore." Lu Jing held Xia Huai's hand, "Let's go, buy it and go home early." (End)
There are too many women and it's annoying to watch. It doesn't matter how many heroines there are. This is too much. There are ten permanent women in 30%. It's all a routine plot and a bit disgusting.
Humble and stupid, begging for mercy online
I found that the author is habitually slow to start and end at the end. What the last book told me was that the world view in the early stage was too big, and the progress of the protagonist's main plot was too slow, resulting in a very rushed ending stage. This book feels like the same problem. The early setting is very exciting, but the protagonist has always lacked a general direction goal. In the later stage, I felt that I couldn't get it back, which led to a bad ending. It is recommended that the author collects the world view and sets a clear goal for the protagonist. Don't always let the protagonist bump into each other like a headless fly.
This episode of the Wen family is outrageous. Wen Xiaoqi wanted to be a rich man since she was a child, but suddenly she no longer wanted face or enjoyment. She had to pester a man with a woman and give him money and gifts. My mind was filled with the bloody drama of Aunt Qiong Yao.
Watching swords, drinking wine, and having fun in the world!
After reading it for more than a hundred chapters, I started reading it. What was going on was good, but suddenly I wanted to take in the Wen family's Xiaoqi? There was no emotion at all, and I wanted to take him in just because she relied on her? With Lu Jing's current status in the world, are there not many women who want to rely on him? It's better not to write about reasoning and practice, and just start driving piles from east to west, from north to south, from town to village. It's more interesting. I've ordered all the previous books. I really can't stand this one.