
You Take the Immortal Pill, I’ll Take the Poison
仙丹给你毒药归我
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.8M Words
- Genre
- Xianxia
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Cultivation
- Updated
- 6mo ago
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See allTales of the Strange
Mostly supernatural fiction, like fantasy and dark fairy tales. There are quite a few obscure novels here. I have pretty particular tastes, but I'll recommend books I think are well-written and better than average. I can be picky, so don't be surprised if I drop a book. The list has limited space, so I'll add and remove books as needed.
Mostly Recommending Completed Classics
Stories with multiple heroines, no heroine, or a single heroine. I’ll note which in the recommendation. These are all books I’ve read recently.
Xianxia
My Personal Recommendations
I enjoy a pretty eclectic mix of books.
Books I Like
Good books
Books That Are Pretty Good
A good novel isn't just about telling a good story; it should also provide spiritual enjoyment. Every novel should have at least one theme running through it that makes readers think, such as family, love, friendship, ambition, loyalty, dedication, protection, or responsibility. That's what gives a novel its soul. Distinctive, independent characters give it humanity and make it easy to connect with. A well-planned outline and a clear sense of the bigger picture provide its framework. Strong pros
Tiankong Hai’s Menu (*๓´╰╯`๓)♥ Mostly New and Promising Reads!
Every book on this list is one I've read and enjoyed (。・ω・。)ノ♥. If you like them too, that's my good fortune (≧▽≦) If you don't, I'm truly sorry (^~^) Ratings: A real gem Worth reading+ Worth reading Worth reading- Decent+ Decent Decent- Note: Lord of the Mysteries is my gold standard for a real gem! ٩(๑òωó๑)۶ I'll remove a book if it goes seven days without an update ๑•́₃•̀๑. I'll pin books based on likes (づ ●─● )づ. I usually find books myself and don't often take self-recommendations. I'm real
Fantasy and Xianxia Reading List
Male-oriented cultivation, fantasy, and historical novels. When I find a good one, I'll offer a brief analysis. Feel free to correct me if you disagree. Books may be removed without notice. The ratings are [Immortal Herb] > [Good Herb] > [Dry Grass]. (You can recommend books, but preferably ones with at least 150,000 characters.)
A Few Laughs for Your Reading Slump
Just joining in the fun
Highly Imaginative Xianxia Novels
The stories are pretty good 👌, and the plots and ideas work well. Feel free to recommend xianxia novels to me. On the old version, saving a list meant following it. On the new Qidian version, tap the star below. If it turns red, you've saved the list.
I Only Recommend Books I’ve Read
As the title says, I only recommend novels I've read. Some are recent reads, while others are old books I read a long time ago, perhaps years back. I thought those older books were pretty good at the time, though I might not feel the same now. Still, I hope they give you a useful reference.
A Haphazard List of Personal Favorites
These recommendations reflect my personal taste. The only thing all the books here have in common is that they're interesting enough to keep me reading. They can be about any subject. Lately I've been drawn to new authors with fresh subject matter. I can't stand formulaic fantasy level-up stories that follow the same template after the opening, no matter the setting. They often feature lots of gasps, shocked reactions, fighting above one's level, contempt, and so on.
Unsorted Reading List
Purely personal opinions, not impartial, and they may start arguments.
A Goofy Protagonist's Adventures in Another World
These are all books I'm following or have read, mostly beyond the trial-reading stage. My taste is pretty broad, but I prefer stories with no heroine or romance, unusual ideas, interesting settings, good prose, and a relaxing feel. I like capable protagonists who know how to show off or make people laugh. I can't stand pathetic simps who lose their minds over any woman, romance-obsessed protagonists, indecisive do-gooders, or hotheaded fools who overreact to everything. (I don't mind romance if
Laplace Dongfang's Reading List
A male-oriented fiction list for omnivorous readers: a balance of logic and excitement, with good prose and plenty of banter
My Own Little Book Nook
Books I think are good
Mostly Overpowered Stories: An Eclectic List of Niche Reads. Take a Look at My Reading Trail
My book list is mainly made up of brief reviews. I’ll only touch on the plot a little, since more detail would mean spoilers. Rating guidelines: 1. My reviews are highly subjective. I generally assess books in three areas: worldbuilding, characters, and plot structure. Plot structure weighs the most, but it’s also the most subjective part, so just take the ratings for fun :) 2. There are three rating bands: below 8.0 is a fail; 8.0–9.0 ranges from passable to excellent; and 9.0–10.0 ranges from
A Mixed Taste
I like them, so deal with it!
The Nonstandard Memorial Hall
A collection of recommendations from before I started using my personal review template. Unless something changes, this list won’t be updated anymore. If you’re interested in my newer, more structured recommendations, please check out my other lists on this account. More web-novel recommendations: Ji Yuan Liming Fa Shi Lu Xian Fan Dao Zi Qi Hao Ran Lie Mo Zhi Ren Wu Jin Wu Zhuang Ji Xie Shen Jiao Jin Sheng Shou Ce Zhan Chui 40k Zhi Yuan Dong Feng Bao
If You See This List Has Been Updated, It Just Means This Lazy Fish Rolled Over
This is a list by a couch potato. I rarely update it unless there’s a new book. Most of my recommendations are transmigration novels and lighthearted comedies.
Fresh Ideas and Great Reads
Mostly invincible protagonists and urban fiction [Types of books recommended] I’ve been reading web novels for over ten years. This list recommends novels whose later developments I couldn’t predict when reading them myself, with relatively little formulaic repetition.
Books I've Enjoyed and Recommend
Books I personally think are well written, with a strong subjective bias
Wang Dachuan's Xianxia Reading List
I love xianxia, so here's a collection of novels I've read that have an immortal aura.
Just for Fun~
I read novels for the fun and relaxation. Here are some that have brought me joy, whether in the past or right now~
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Do not read this! It's a million-word cult novel. The female lead is drugged, and the male lead, to show his gentlemanly demeanor, hires the drugged woman, whom he's only known for less than a day, to have sex with her. The author of this rant is just looking for gay porn, hasn't he considered that girls might also find gay porn disgusting?
Damn, I was really into it, and now it's over! There are only fifty chapters! I shouldn't have been so impulsive; now I have another book to follow. So frustrating.
Bullying girls
"Mom! Why do you only care about me and not my sister? She was the one who bullied me first!" The girl pouted and sat down angrily, making the chair creak. The woman in white closed the door and slowly sat down. She glanced at her still sulking daughter, closed her eyes, and said, "You are a genius disciple of Yunshui Jingci Pavilion, while your sister is just an ordinary person who doesn't…
Mid-Autumn Festival
"Master Lu!" A girl in brocade robes jumped through the crowd and stood in front of Lu Jing. "And who is this?" Xia Huai pinched Lu Jing subtly, her brows furrowing slightly. "I am Xie Lili. Hero Lu saved me when he came to Tianfu." The girl hugged Lu Jing's left arm. "I said I can't teach you martial arts, and that means I can't."
There are too many women; it's annoying to watch. A few female leads wouldn't be a problem, but this is far too many. There are ten recurring female characters in 30% of the episodes. It's all formulaic plot points; it's a bit disgusting.
Humble and foolish, begging for mercy online.
I've noticed the author has a habit of starting strong but ending weakly. The previous book felt the same way; the early world-building was too extensive, while the main character's progress was too slow, leading to a rushed ending. This book seems to have the same problem.
This part about the Wen family is outrageous. Wen Xiaoqi, who grew up in luxury and wanted to be a freeloader, suddenly lost all sense of shame and enjoyment, clinging to a man who already had a woman, showering him with money and gifts. It just makes my head spin like a melodramatic soap opera from a romance novel.
Wielding a sword and indulging in wine, roaming freely in the martial world!
I started reading after waiting for over a hundred chapters, and it was going well until suddenly he wanted to take in that Wen family's seventh daughter. What's with this? He has no affection for her at all, just because she stuck to him? With Lu Jing's current status in the martial arts world, aren't there plenty of women who want to cling to him?