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  1. 1 [Football] Milan Management Simulator [足球]米兰经营模拟器 Star Cluster星集No CP17k WordsOngoing Becoming the chairman of a soccer club takes just three steps: Step one: Turn on your computer. Step two: Open the game called “Management Simulator.” Step three: Select the “Soccer” category. And so [Welcome to AC Milan!] [Mr./Madam Chairman, the summer of 2007 has arrived.] A note for readers: 1. First, I’ll do my best to finish the story. Theme: Make a dream come true 665Favorites1.4kClicks/ch184Gifts
  2. 2 [Football] Being a Midfielder Isn't Easy 【足球】中场不好当 A Bowl of Deer Tea一碗鹿茶Multi-Orientation9k WordsOngoing Not what it seems, but he’s reborn and only boots up at nineteen. The author is a casual football fan. If you don’t like that, click the X, and please don’t say it in the comments. Thanks! I can’t sign a contract, and review is slow. I’ll fix typos in the chapter comments. This is a free story, and it won’t go VIP. Theme: The true meaning of football 439Favorites1.5kClicks/ch200Gifts
  3. 3 [Football] Captain, You're Not Gay, Are You? ［足球］队长你不会是gay吧 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)2k WordsOngoing I suspect my captain is gay. First, he and his childhood buddy, that poor guy who married up, are ridiculously close. Second, he and that Polish striker are ridiculously close. Third, his butt is really perky. Really perky. The captain is such a wonderful person. You don't come across someone like him often. I don't want being gay to ruin things for him and stop him from setting me up with goals. So I said, "Captain, I love you." The captain said, "There you go again." I said, "Captain, 387Favorites1.5kClicks/ch86Gifts
  4. 4 [Football] I Went Bald, and I Got Stronger ［足球］我变秃了也变强了 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)3k WordsOngoing The protagonist is Italian, the homesick kind of Italian. Even though he was dazzled by the sky-high wages and generous benefits in the English Premier League and went there to play, he still complains every day that British food is awful, the British are cold, and the weather is terrible. He says he’s getting depressed from staying there! He needs beaches! Sunshine! The sea! His generous boss treats him like a prized guest, renovating the cafeteria and inviting fellow Italians to chat with hi 367Favorites1.5kClicks/ch22Gifts
  5. 5 [Football] You Two Have Gone Crazy, Living Together ［足球］疯了你们两个同居 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)5k WordsOngoing *New PS: This has turned into a collection of extras. When I can't manage the main story, I'll come here and write a little... something? An if-line about who stole my life, though it doesn't really matter since I haven't written the main story yet. Born in Rome in 1971. The true one-man, one-city version. Caius has been pretty pleased lately about finally not being captain, until he discovers something. What the hell, Bobo, do you have a death wish? I thought you were just running your mouth 232Favorites766Clicks/ch49Gifts
  6. 6 [Stardew Valley] A New Farmer Arrives in Pelican Town [星露谷物语]鹈鹕镇来了个新农夫 Candied Chinese Yam金丝山药Multi-Orientation82k WordsOngoing BG + BL, male-led romance, harem-seeking. Even though he's a farmer who likes eating raw food, doesn't know to run home when it rains, and wears strange outfits. I want to write a story about a farmer living illogically in Stardew Valley, yet surrounded by the townspeople's affection. "Oh... You must be the new farmer, right? Huh? Oh... I'm Haley. Well... You'd be pretty cute if it weren't for those clothes."* "I've started to like the smell of the earth. It's strange, isn't it? Maybe it's beca 215Favorites490Clicks/ch229Gifts
  7. 7 [Football] Born with Knight Syndrome [足球]天生骑士病 NoaeNo CP2k WordsOngoing A famously generous man in football passed by your favorite club, casually left them a trophy, then walked away without asking for anything in return. *The character is as described in the title. I'm returning to my old style and writing a gentle, narcissistic protagonist. A whole dumpling feast for one sip of vinegar. Transfer route tentatively: Stuttgart-Milan-Dortmund-? Theme: Make me laugh 822Favorites993Clicks/ch529Gifts
  8. 8 Adrian's Bonus Stories 阿德里安的番外集 NoaeMulti-Orientation59k WordsOngoing Renamed so people won't have trouble finding it. [Locked chapters mean the content is being revised!] A collection of extras for the story next door, Hang-Guy Doesn't Even Pretend Anymore. All my story ideas will go here, dropping at irregular intervals~ [Note] There will be some alternate-universe stories with romance. If there are, it will usually be made clear in the title and opening, so feel free to pick and choose. Theme: Avoid going bald 5.1kFavorites14.1kClicks/ch6kGifts
  9. 9 [Football] Can I Get Your Teammate’s Contact Info? [足球]你队友联系方式给我一下 Rumble Rumble哗啦啦哗啦啦Danmei (BL)3k WordsOngoing Courtois has a mysterious lover. Unbelievable. No worries, his lover fell in love with De Bruyne at first sight. *A little shameless fiction Theme: Good and evil both get what they deserve 549Favorites477Clicks/ch492Gifts
  10. 10 [Football] Did You Dream Today? 【足球】今天做梦了吗 A Bowl of Deer Tea一碗鹿茶No CP57k WordsOngoing "Let us salute the legendary pressure-proof king, football's evergreen, the Prince of Highbury, the King of the Emirates: Lawrence Rossi!" Before the final whistle, let's dream a grass-stained dream. The author is good at daydreaming. Just read for fun, don't flame me. No paid chapters. Writing out of love. I'll write when inspiration strikes. I need more comments to motivate me to update. (Puppy eyes.) Theme: A fan's dream. 609Favorites1.4kClicks/ch288Gifts
  11. 11 [Football] The Superstar from a Small Country [足球]小国巨星 Wu Jiu Wa婺九蛙No CP313k WordsCompleted [The main story is complete. Extra chapters will drop at random.] One-sentence summaries from each character: Kostic: This world rejects me. I build a wall around my heart and hide behind it, licking my wounds alone. De Bruyne: What is this illegal structure? Tear it down. "So, My New Roommate Is the World's Most Socially Anxious Person" Manchester City's latest locker-room mystery: Why does the handsome goalkeeper they bought for 20 million euros run away whenever he sees someone? Milos Kostic 2.8kFavorites3.1kClicks/ch3.3kGifts
  12. 12 [Football] My Save File in a Rich Club Chairman Game Came to Life!? [足球]豪门主席游戏存档成真了！？ Exaggerated Crotch-Aiming Technique瞄头打裆技术夸张No CP8k WordsOngoing There's no need to regret how long or short a story is, and no need to insist that it has a perfect ending. Always chase the person you used to be. One morning, he wakes up to find that the game has become reality, and the club save file he built from scratch has appeared in the real world. The glorious dynasty once focused solely on winning championships is now in ruins. When will the former giant rise again? * Fictional club * Mindless, indulgent power fantasy Core message: Someone falls in 330Favorites395Clicks/ch183Gifts
  13. 13 Football Has Really Ruined XXX's Life! 足球真是害惨了XXX啊！ MinamotoMulti-Orientation150k WordsOngoing Next door, “[Football] Start Your Simulation Life Game” has bonus chapters with both timely and ordinary plot bunnies. There are men and women, BL and BG, and lots of characters. No. 1: Bran only went to Portugal to visit family, but accidentally fell asleep while waiting for a ride at the airport. When he woke up, he found himself in an unfamiliar room, at least ten years younger. Then a giant glowing orb spoke in human language: [Congratulations, Host! You’ve arrived in 1990! This is Madeira I 1.1kFavorites1.7kClicks/ch1.4kGifts
  14. 14 [Football] The Retreating Germans ［足球］撤退的德国人 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)7k WordsOngoing *Actually, this is a collection of short story ideas, not just this one. *You can tell it’s a contrast to the story next door. In 2222, after clawing his way through a bloody battle, Johannes finally emerged as captain of both Bayern Munich and the German national team. He smiled faintly, thinking a new chapter of his life was about to begin. But that season, Hamburg beat Bayern 7–0, Bayern dropped into the second division and became a yo-yo club; the national team he led missed three consecu 752Favorites1.5kClicks/ch322Gifts
  15. 15 [Football] From Youth Academy to Center Stage [足球]站C位从青训开始 Leave a Message Here在此留言No CP189k WordsOngoing “Have you ever seen the practice room at four in the morning?” That was what Lei Jun, an idol trainee on the verge of debut, said after spending a whole week dancing through the night in the practice room. She said primly, “I want to be seen. I want tens of thousands of people to call my name together. I want to be loved by lots of people.” “Of course, I want the center position.” A certain game System heard this and immediately selected her, on the brink of sudden death, as a beta tester. Howev 2.7kFavorites3.6kClicks/ch5.4kGifts
  16. 16 [Football] Notes from a Return to Stamford Bridge [足球]重返蓝桥笔记 Er Xian二闲No CP32k WordsOngoing After thinking it over, one sentence should be enough... Synopsis again, cover again! [The story of Abu and Mourinho's son returning to the Mourinho first-team era] This is a serious story. Really. But the first few chapters will be full of memes, so it might not seem very serious. That includes what's happening in 2025. Come join in and look for the story among the memes. The protagonist is Anatoly, transported from an ABO world into the real world: the blue-blooded, legitimate eldest son and 801Favorites2kClicks/ch802Gifts
  17. 17 [Football] The One Who Plucks the Stars [足球]摘星星的人 A Lighthouse有座灯塔Danmei (BL)28k WordsCompleted Also known as: Just how terrifying is an unattainable Pure Yuan who’s still alive? Thanks for asking. A true warrior dares to face a bleak life :) Let a CP that’s ended stay ended. A decent ex should be as quiet as if they were dead (tagging Pep here). Just put on a smile, then move on. Pep Guardiola x You, coach x player, second-person original protagonist, older man, happy ending. An Arctic Circle passion project, a beginner’s rough draft. OOC warning, lots of personal headcanons, no fact-c 772Favorites2.7kClicks/ch67Gifts
  18. 18 [Football] Who Stole My Life? ［足球］究竟谁偷走了我的人生 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)23k WordsOngoing Caius, 21, a Roma fan and a devoted admirer of Mao. He loves his hometown's scrappy little team, big trophies, and high wages more than anything, and is determined to become a mercenary with no feelings. Lazio, his current team, hasn't paid anyone in eight months and is on the verge of bankruptcy. They're about to stage a bride-swapping plotline, no, not that: they're going to make him, the illegitimate son, take the place of the legitimate young captain and sell himself to save the team. The 642Favorites745Clicks/ch145Gifts
  19. 19 [Football Anthology] Before the Final Whistle 【足球杂集】终哨未至 Exaggerated Crotch-Aiming Technique瞄头打裆技术夸张Multi-Orientation23k WordsOngoing *A collection of chaotic short stories. [Real Madrid Veterinarian] Retires after being sold off, then gets back to work as a love-shy, heartbroken ex-player turned vet. The demon-pill quack accidentally kills his old teammate with medicine. [The Two-Faced Player] By day, a top-tier chance-creation maestro shines in Lisbon. By night, he plays both sides and sends teammates and opponents flying. Can the Navigator fulfill his dream of winning the World Cup? [Better Than the Original] Lose and rel 228Favorites594Clicks/ch49Gifts
  20. 20 [Football] Eighteen Years of Feeding Off Perfect Passes 【足球】专业吃饼十八年 Deputy Captain of the Rat Extermination Squad灭鼠大队副队长No CP42k WordsOngoing Anthony had a secret: his mother was a Dortmund fan. On the eve of joining the national team training camp, Anthony finally received a summons from his mother, whom he hadn’t seen in years. But on the way to find her, he ran into trouble. Just as he thought he was about to kick the bucket, he opened his eyes to see not the stars twinkling above the United States, but the moon over Westfalen the big, round one ...and his mother’s face looming over him. Strictly speaking, it was the younger versi 471Favorites860Clicks/ch258Gifts
  21. 21 Bonus Story Collection: The Chairwoman 主席小姐番外合集 Drifting in a Frost-Free Harbor流离不冻港Multi-Orientation7k WordsOngoing A collection of extras for The Chairwoman, with all sorts of anything-goes themes Theme: It's just extras 316Favorites3.4kClicks/ch17Gifts
  22. 22 [Football] He's Just a Snake [足球]他只是条蛇 ExilefourDanmei (BL)78k WordsOngoing [Looks like a ray of sunshine, actually dark and brooding x looks like a dangerous obsessive, actually gentle] [70% romance, 30% plot] [Contains descriptions of snakes. Don't read if that's not for you.] Q: How do you teach someone to fall for you? A: Breathe. AC Milan was in turmoil in 2001. Starting in 2002, the arrival of two people changed the team: Carlo Ancelotti and Gallian Richter. Ancelotti brought in the "Christmas Tree" formation, effectively solving Milan's problems and ushering 1.6kFavorites2kClicks/ch746Gifts
  23. 23 [Football] Do I Have to Make the Save Again? [足球]又要我扑啊 plasmonnNo CPOngoing “Guys, I can’t keep saving all these shots.” Zhou Xiqiao spoke earnestly into the microphone. “If there’s really no other way, how about this, man? I’m begging you.” “I’m only twenty this year. I don’t want to work myself to death.” From Portugal to England to Spain, no one dares deny his talent. As long as the guy keeps his mouth shut. “I really think, if there’s no other way, you should all push up front,” he said earnestly. “We can play 10-0-1. We don’t need defenders anyway, they’re no us 2.4kFavorites—Clicks/ch1.1kGifts
  24. 24 The Man Behind the Football Superstar 足球明星背后的男人 Little Maruko Who Loves Making Cat Food爱做猫饭的小丸子Danmei (BL)381k WordsCompleted (This novel has nothing to do with reality, especially the Manchester parts.) Breaking news: A born-and-bred English kitchen-wrecker has set his sights on making delicious Chinese food! So he gets hired to cook at the Manchester Zoo. He may be a chef, but he costs a fortune. Not that it matters to you, since the Manchester Zoo has bought out his contract. Word is, Manchester’s treble was won on food. The famous chef has the whole world of football drooling overnight. So the chef starts expanding 1.2kFavorites1.7kClicks/ch420Gifts
  25. 25 [Football] Xiao Bi’s Collection of Extra Stories [足球]小比的番外收藏册 This Bigshot Is No Scallop此比格绝非扇贝Danmei (BL)21k WordsOngoing I'll post free bonus stories here from now on x Theme: A collection of bonus stories 1.1kFavorites4.8kClicks/ch331Gifts
  26. 26 [Football] The Chairwoman Plans to Keep Playing Matches and Raise Atletico Madrid Today Too [足球]主席小姐今天也要打比赛养马竞 Jiang Xining江昔凝Romance244k WordsOngoing [Unbinding application submitted. Don't waste your money.] This book began before I got the Griezmann scoop. By then, I'd already written over a hundred thousand characters and laid the groundwork for the romance, so it was hard to change course. All I could do was write more match scenes and develop Atletico, while trying to reduce the male lead's appearances. But that was hard too, since Atletico's story had its own trajectory. I was at a loss. You could say I made this whole book purely as a 777Favorites1.1kClicks/ch698Gifts
  27. 27 [Football] You Really Think Being a Legend Is Easy? [足球]真以为名宿好当呢 Ye Zi Cheng叶子橙Danmei (BL)398k WordsOngoing The traditional Italian second striker belongs to the prince. Unfortunately, he was far too young. Juventus already had Prince Piero, so Agostino, who had followed Baggio to Juventus’s youth academy and stayed on, ended up playing second fiddle. Luckily, Agostino didn’t care much about scoring goals. He could drop deeper and focus on controlling possession and setting up plays, becoming a diligent, astonishingly efficient provider of assists, the kind every striker dreams of playing alongside. 4.4kFavorites4.1kClicks/ch13.1kGifts
  28. 28 [Football] Through the Years [足球]此间经年 Lin Crossing the Stream林过溪上Danmei (BL)116k WordsCompleted Also known as “God Heard Me” Football fan fiction, roommate duo, AC Milan/Nesta/Pirlo A story about reincarnation. While still conscious, Nesta made a wish to God, and God heard him. Five lives in total, spanning roughly from 1994 to somewhere in the 2050s, 2060s, or 2070s. The story is based on Pirlo, letting Sleepy Pirlo enjoy a satisfying transfer to wherever he wants to go. Theme: I want a transfer! 1.2kFavorites2.2kClicks/ch746Gifts
  29. 29 [Football] The Sims [足球] 模拟人生 Snoopy the Striver奋斗的史努比Multi-Orientation47k WordsOngoing You stumbled across an obscure little game. It was called Life Simulator. They say players can experience countless lives in the game: poor or rich, genius or ordinary, king or loser. You only opened it on a whim, until a line appeared in the center of the screen: [Choose your life.] On your first playthrough, you were born in a slum. No surname, no connections, no way back. With a once-in-a-lifetime talent, you clawed your way out of the mud and onto the pitch, becoming the most dangerous m 830Favorites1.5kClicks/ch370Gifts
  30. 30 [Football] In Belgium, We Play on Talent Alone [足球]在比利时我们只玩天赋 Heaven's Rules天规Danmei (BL)156k WordsOngoing Cyril Van Looy. A handsome face that could fool anyone, blue eyes that shine brightly when he smiles and look heartbreakingly vulnerable when he lowers them. A gifted dribbler and passer, he leaves defenders in the dust when he sprints, can get to the byline or cut inside, and after losing the ball, not only presses to win it back immediately but even chases back on defense with a frisbee in his mouth. He's almost one of the best winger templates you could imagine. According to a source inside 3.6kFavorites2.9kClicks/ch3.5kGifts
  31. 31 [Football] The Seven Deadly Sins [足球]七宗罪 ACL CormorantACL鹚No CP58k WordsOngoing As a football prodigy of the twenty-first century, Lucien Morningstar has always inspired sharply divided opinions. Some love his youthful arrogance, while others hate his disregard for everyone else. But regardless, he's the first player in history to declare that he doesn't need the Golden Boy award or the Ballon d'Or. Some have given Lucien the nickname "superbia" (pride). Others have gone further, tracing the players who fit the descriptions back to the stories of the Seven Deadly Sins... 1.3kFavorites3.9kClicks/ch159Gifts
  32. 32 The God of Football's Eight-Attribute Modifier 足球之神八项修改器 Zhong Pingyin仲平因Danmei (BL)51k WordsOngoing You're a devoted player of the globally popular soccer simulation game Kick to Survive, but unfortunately, you never have much luck and can only roll NPC characters. So you turn your wicked hand toward the famous Wind OO Shadow. Run One: Warsaw Etude, Polish prodigy, heir to Soviet aesthetics, Lewandowski's older brother. Run Two: Evil Belgian, the second son of KWD's cyber family. Master Ding never saw it coming: before retirement, you'd still have a beagle to raise. Runs to come, order undecid 856Favorites1.6kClicks/ch237Gifts
  33. 33 21+ Beware of the Mad Dog [Football] 当心恶犬[足球] Yan Feige彦非鸽Danmei (BL)239k WordsCompleted 2.3kFavorites1.5kClicks/ch2.3kGifts
  34. 34 [Football] Attack of the B-Men ［足球］进击的比人 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)16k WordsCompleted * This is actually a collection of short story ideas, not just this one. Lars is Belgian and currently plays for Chelsea. As a defender, he’s often anxious and full of self-reproach. If he fails to win the ball, he wakes up in the middle of the night and can’t sleep, wondering if his mistake cost them the match. If he wins the ball, he replays the sliding tackle in his head, worrying that the forward who hit the ground will hold a grudge and wondering what face to make when he sees him next ma 1.5kFavorites3.2kClicks/ch384Gifts
  35. 35 [Football] Diary of the Italian Crown Prince's Coming of Age [足球]呆梨太子成长日记 GrassCrownNo CP12k WordsOngoing Rafael Maldini needs no introduction. Just hearing his surname tells you he must belong to Italy, to AC Milan. In 2018, when Italy failed to qualify for the World Cup, Rafael was nine. He vaguely remembers hearing plenty of sighs. In 2022, Italy missed the World Cup again. Outside the training ground, grieving fans clasped the hand of Milan’s young prince: “With penalty-taking this awful, why not let our little Rafael take them?” Rafael: “But, sister, I’m only thirteen.” After Italy lost 0–3 1.3kFavorites3.4kClicks/ch517Gifts
  36. 36 [Football] I Won't Be a Good Guy This Time Around [足球]这辈子不再做好仁 Just Always Pretending to Be Strong总是在硬撑罢了Danmei (BL)486k WordsOngoing Cyril Blevins, Bayern's crown prince and the king of midfield, repented: At every derby, he would sneak glances at that insanely hot captain of the black-and-yellow team. But all he and Reus had left was small talk. Yes, no matter how he looked at it, he just couldn't open his mouth around Reus. Damn mouth, say something! Thanks to fate deciding Cyril was a good Bayern boy, he got a second chance. At eighteen, he saw Reus as a young golden-haired boy in the youth team. He was doomed. The gold 3.3kFavorites3.5kClicks/ch3kGifts
  37. 37 [Football] Blue Pips [足球]蓝色果核 Buddha's Head佛头No CP204k WordsOngoing [Barcelona's Dream Team era, Messi-centric, everything about the galaxy team] This story contains: Modern warfare trauma A retrospective on an original character's life Barcelona's Dream Team Milan at dusk Main character introduction: Griffith Verano Langley, born June 15, 1987, in the Province of Caserta, Italy. He holds dual Italian and Spanish citizenship. During his playing career, he played as a winger or second striker. Theme: Welcome to Camp Nou. 608Favorites709Clicks/ch1.7kGifts
  38. 38 [Football] The Gods Descend [足球]神降 Cloud Sheep羊羊云Danmei (BL)90k WordsOngoing Read the pinned comment for warnings first!!! Read the pinned comment for warnings first!!! Read the pinned comment for warnings first!!! If you’re okay with that, dig in: Lorenzo Dolce Marino. Those close to him like to call him Lollo. Blond hair, blue eyes, and the shiniest star in all of soccer. With one hand, he’s living a pure romance with Milan, while with the other, he’s hosting wild parties with the old guard of Serie A. He appeared before the world at the end of the old era, quickly r 1.6kFavorites1.6kClicks/ch990Gifts
  39. 39 [Football] If You Don't Play, You Can't Not Play [足球]不踢球就能不踢球 Final Night最终夜Multi-Orientation44k WordsOngoing !!! A gag-filled, joke-driven outline-style story, written purely for fun !!! [For the blurb, see Chapter Three] I write whatever comes to mind, and go wherever the story takes me. Total freedom! I know nothing about soccer, so expect bugs everywhere. Please note that this isn't suitable for fans of teams or players, or for anyone who takes things too seriously. It's very absurd, so leave your brain at the door... Most protagonists may have no names, incomplete character settings, no real purpo 452Favorites864Clicks/ch398Gifts
  40. 40 [Football] Milan's Daily Birdwatching [Old Version] [足球]米兰养鸟日常【旧版】 Purple Fox紫毛狐狸Danmei (BL)37k Words [This story is being reposted. I'll build up a backlog first and repost once I can update regularly.] A little bird circles above the Apennine Peninsula. After a long while exploring, he decides to land in Milan and build a nest. Victor, whose feathers are constantly ruffled by his teammates: The people at AC Milan are good-looking, they speak so nicely, and we can play ball together! There are also "birds like me" I can cuddle up against. I absolutely love it here! The Kiev Nightingale, being r 1.2kFavorites2.9kClicks/ch516Gifts
  41. 41 [Football] Rise Again, My Good Brother! [足球]复活吧我的好兄弟！ Rumble Rumble哗啦啦哗啦啦Multi-Orientation2k WordsOngoing Del Piero's childhood friend died in a car crash with a sudden crunch. They were nineteen when he died, and their youth was buried with him. At an age when they should have been living recklessly, the person who would sling an arm around his shoulder, lean close to speak, and look at him with clear blue eyes was gone forever. Then, three days before the funeral, a girl came to find him. She said, “Alex, God brought me back to life.” *A mysterious gender-swap story. It will definitely be a wi 229Favorites1.1kClicks/ch16Gifts
  42. 42 [Football] Want to Come Play Defensive Midfield for Liverpool? [足球]可以来利物浦踢后腰吗 Mr. Mi Is Cooking Porridge米总在煮粥Danmei (BL)131k WordsOngoing You’ve been reborn. It’s the day after Xabi Alonso left Liverpool to join Real Madrid in 2009. You’re a Liverpool diehard from 2024, and yesterday you were driven to despair after scrolling through transfer news and seeing that the club hadn’t signed a single player all summer. You wake up to find you’ve been born in England as a substitute player for one of the English Premier League’s top clubs: Liverpool Football Club. Parentheses, you were just bought, parentheses closed. After thinking i 4kFavorites5kClicks/ch3.6kGifts
  43. 43 21+ The Injury-Time Wholesale Market 伤停补时批发市场 Gu Le咕乐Multi-Orientation111k WordsOngoing 1.8kFavorites3.4kClicks/ch1.9kGifts
  44. 44 21+ [Football] If You Fall for a Jerk, Own It [足球]爱上渣男就认命吧 NoaeDanmei (BL)9k WordsOngoing 1.2kFavorites5.7kClicks/ch319Gifts
  45. 45 [Football] I've Learned My Lesson, Please Spare Me [足球]已老实，求放过 Cyber Pineapple赛博菠萝No CP14k WordsCompleted First person, crack story Some third person Read with your brain switched off! Good news: I became teammates with Ronaldo. Bad news: This is Saudi Ronaldo! Even worse news: I became a defender for Al Nassr. Looking at our leaky defense and pathetic goalkeeper, I decided: A. Step up and save Al Nassr! B. I'm still young. I'm going to take it easy. C. Resell Ronaldo's match-worn jerseys. Theme: Football brings people joy 536Favorites2.1kClicks/ch113Gifts
  46. 46 Why Does This Football Simulator Feel So Weird? 足球模拟器怎么不太对劲？ Lithium Arsenide锂化砷Multi-Orientation383k WordsOngoing A System drops from the sky and forces you to play a football simulator game. But the more you play, the more wrong it feels. Aren't you the protagonist?! Shouldn't you just puff out your chest and make the Big Ears Cup and the World Cup bow down before you? What are all these things? [Iron Man]: Don't get the wrong idea, it has nothing to do with Iron Man. This is a football game, not a battle against aliens. But the actual effect is pretty much the same. [Locker-Room Menace]: Morality on a par 3.2kFavorites2.2kClicks/ch5.6kGifts
  47. 47 [Football] Pirlo's Brescia Adventure [足球]皮尔洛的布雷西亚冒险 Bao Bao Da包包哒No CP22k WordsOngoing This is a derivative work of "Listen to Cruyff and Become Milan's Golden Boy." In the 2000/2001 season, Andrea Pirlo is loaned back to his former club Brescia by its new manager, Johan Cruyff, and embarks on an unbelievable, wondrous adventure. First, his teammates fight every day for the chance to shave his beard, because they think it ruins his youthful image. In reality, with or without a beard, he doesn't look youthful at all. Second, Cruyff tells everyone to call him "Johan" rather than " 1.4kFavorites4.1kClicks/ch1kGifts
  48. 48 [Football] The Little Things About Playing Football [足球]踢球那件小事 So Cold, Fish好冷啊fishRomance199k WordsOngoing Over Land and Sea [BG romance, an Arsenal player, Chinese protagonist, mainly from the male protagonist's perspective. Free story, just writing what I want to write.] [Timeline runs from 2018 to 2026, the very recent past. Other teams' championships will be affected. Don't read if that bothers you.] [Not a wish-fulfillment story! Not a wish-fulfillment story! Not a wish-fulfillment story!] Jiang Yu never thought his Arsenal career was some inspirational tale of a prodigy rising to glory, but 341Favorites383Clicks/ch895Gifts
  49. 49 [Football] How Can I Survive in Football with a Girl's Voice? [足球]少女音的我应该如何在足坛生存 Good Fortune好命Danmei (BL)693k WordsOngoing Maria Buenos Aires, a big man with a name more commonly given to mothers and grandmothers, became famous in the macho world of football for his pretty-girl face and girlish voice... And, of course, his skills on the pitch. Serious blurb: In 2017, Real Madrid president Florentino spent 30 million euros to buy a sixteen-year-old player who had never made an appearance from the obscure Argentine club Barracas Central, then immediately loaned him out, sparking heated discussion. Thus began Maria 2.4kFavorites2.9kClicks/ch2.7kGifts
  50. 50 [Football] After the Victory [足球]赢球之后 High-Flame Fried Rice大火炒饭Danmei (BL)55k WordsOngoing Tino wakes up and discovers he's transmigrated into a melodramatic Italian soccer novel "set against the backdrop of football and powered by gay shipping." His character in the original novel is named "Tino." He's described as "a beautiful, lazy, rich, flamboyant midfielder made for fujoshi fantasies." He's mediocre at the game and slack in his attitude. He retires due to injury before even making it to the first team, then quickly fades from the story. But because of the combination of [good 1.4kFavorites1.3kClicks/ch1.3kGifts

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