Football Has Really Ruined XXX's Life!

Next door, “[Football] Start Your Simulation Life Game” has bonus chapters with both timely and ordinary plot bunnies. There are men and women, BL and BG, and lots of characters.

No. 1: Bran only went to Portugal to visit family, but accidentally fell asleep while waiting for a ride at the airport. When he woke up, he found himself in an unfamiliar room, at least ten years younger.

Then a giant glowing orb spoke in human language: [Congratulations, Host! You’ve arrived in 1990! This is Madeira Island!]

Romi, older woman-younger man romance (?), football business route

No. 2: Hopeless romantic (?) Real Madrid’s crown prince Leo x Portugal’s beautiful legend, younger man/older man

No. 3: Son of God x Real Madrid’s crown prince, older man/younger man

“You and I Will Share the Favor of Fate,” online romance

No. 4: Bayern’s Kaiser and all those younger men. Probably includes Kahn as team captain. Oh, Bastian Schweinsteiger counts as the same age, but I’ll write him too.

No. 5: Famous football mercenary E and player Gamer: “I want to get married so I can legally split my assets in half”, forum post

Netizen: Does anyone get what I mean when I say this is the most devoted man in Portugal?

D from Italy: I think that’s a good idea.

No. 6: Bayern’s second-generation heir, Beckenbauer’s third-generation heir,

Old Beckenbauer is shocked to learn his son had a sudden wedding and already has a child. In reality, the player/Gamer has been using an alt account.

No. 7: Camellia, whose dad has a hidden identity. A childhood-friends story set in Portugal, a sweet romance, yeah.

No. 8: David Beckham’s son and his human wranglers

A cheerful golden retriever on the surface, but cold and calculating inside, like a Border Collie

No. 9: Building a powerhouse football club from scratch

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A heads-up:

Someone pointed out a mistake in the story next door, so I’m reflecting on it and have revised the blurb. See chapter 25, and please take note.

1. A collection of plot bunnies, all short stories and not long. I haven’t figured everything out yet. Mostly I’m writing them for my own enjoyment, so watch out if anything here is a deal-breaker (out-of-character warning). I might expand one of these short stories into a full-length novel someday, and I won’t write them in the order listed.

2. Many of these are things the author wrote while drunk. My main team is Bayern, but I’ve still got one foot in Real Madrid fandom. Manchester United is my second team. I mostly follow the Premier League and Bundesliga. I gave up on La Liga after my former team got relegated. My best friend is a Milan fan, so I know a fair bit about Serie A too. I don’t know Ligue 1 very well.

3. At heart, the author is a homebody and an anime fan, but knows a thing or two about football.

Theme: Football plot bunnies