[Football] Notes from a Return to Stamford Bridge

After thinking it over, one sentence should be enough... Synopsis again, cover again! [The story of Abu and Mourinho's son returning to the Mourinho first-team era] This is a serious story. Really. But the first few chapters will be full of memes, so it might not seem very serious. That includes what's happening in 2025. Come join in and look for the story among the memes. The protagonist is Anatoly, transported from an ABO world into the real world: the blue-blooded, legitimate eldest son and Chelsea prince, with black hair, blue eyes, dimples when he smiles, and a head of curls. ○ His dark hair comes from both sides. ○ His curls come from both sides. ○ His eye shape and deep-set eyes resemble Mourinho more. ○ His eye color comes from a throwback gene on Abu's side (? I found an early Russian media description of Abu as having “a pair of blue eyes.” Though after trying to zoom in on recent photos, they don't seem quite that blue. Can white people's eyes darken as they grow up, just like their hair...? Whatever, let's be free! Anatoly Mourinho Abramovich! Black hair, blue eyes, dimples when he smiles, deep-set eyes, and a head of curls! That's the one! A few more things: ○ No CP. If you find something to ship, be nice about it. Be nice, be nice, be nice (repeating this three times because it's important (but will there really be anything to ship...? ○ There are no secondary couples either. His biological parents' romance may come up now and then, but it isn't meant to be shippy. After all, Anatoly is our protagonist, and to Toli they're simply his family and the love they share as relatives. ○ In the real world, the world of the main story, Abu and Bird won't get together or have any boundary-crossing feelings. They both have happy little families of their own (though Abu might not). They're a Nice Dad boss and a Special Daddy coach. Of course, they take a while to adjust to Toli being their son at first, but soon it's “you can call him what you want, I'll call him what I want,” and nobody has a problem with it, lol. “What does it matter if he calls you Dad and me Daddy? If you like, from now on I can call you Son, dear Roman, and then you can have my son call you Bro, and you'll have a new title too: ‘my son's old friend.’” Old as in old and old as in former. Doesn't it sound nice? You can tell Bird's the one talking (dog-head rose) ○ Finally, there are still way too many Belgians in Chelsea... No, wait, I mean there are too many Chelsea people in Belgium... ○ And this is a story written with total freedom. The whole thing is free, and updates are just as unpredictable. Also, this author is incurably chatty, so if that annoys you... well, feel free to be annoyed (. Theme: Hey, dream, I've always been chasing you.